9 - All I Want for Christmas is Dingers

Back by (or in spite of) popular demand, it's Underemployed! David's finally moved into Da Chuuch, and in the midst of assembling Ikea furniture, he and Jack take time to discuss a litany of topics, foremost of which is the Washington Capitals finally becoming Stanley Cup Champions! They also talk about Barry Trotz leaving the Caps, the NBA Draft, the new Nas (David hasn't listened) and Kids See Ghosts (Jack didn't enjoy it and isn't a Kid Cudi fan) albums, suit shorts, the Orioles being dogshit, Jack being afraid of the Southside of Chicago, the World Cup, and the DC United-Screaming Eagles-La Barra Brava controversy. They also talk about Mo Bamba's wingspan, Jack's opinion on public transportation, "Gangnam Style", cocaine, if CM Punk could beat Russell Crowe in a fight, Vince Staples being a hilarious dick, Manute Bol killing a lion with his bare hands, and Jack's childlike bliss at the prospect of going to the Home Run Derby!