#9 - You Can't Handcuff a Sphere
from Token Count Hosted by Trevor Prater
A $100,000 logo that looks like a sanitized organ. Turnover swords escalating to live wolverines. The Jackass Defense as legal theory. Why quarterback names sound like warranty disputes. The nanny who knows you eat Kraft singles at 2 AM. A man who thanked his mugger and ate the recommended duck. Sandwich structural integrity. Mall ninja energy. And the pupil dilation dating technique that explains everything.
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