92. Chopping Mall

September is here, Labor Day is upon us, and Ghost Ninja Raccoon is celebrating the workforce the only way we know how: WELCOME TO DEAD END JOBS MONTH.Clock in. Try not to die. We’re kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, 1986’s CHOPPING MALL, where corporate decides the local mall needs some fancy new robot security guards and — shockingly — it’s the hourly employees who end up dealing with the consequences. Eight mall workers stay behind after closing for a little drinking, hooking up and furniture-store foolishness. Unfortunately, one lightning strike turns the mall’s fancy new Killbots into the most aggressive loss-prevention team in retail history. In this one we get: A furniture-store party that proves you should GO HOME WHEN YOUR SHIFT ENDS Three Killbots with wildly inconsistent laser settings A mall sporting goods store stocked with approximately 700 guns and apparently zero locks, cases or questions Peak mall nostalgia: Things Remembered for a personalized trinket nobody needed and Orange Julius for a drink nobody could explain A Bad Idea Nerd who knew this party was some bullshit from the beginning And one Final Girl who apparently looked at those Killbots and said, “Fine. I’ll do it my damn self.” Was Chopping Mall worth clocking in for? Mostly because our Final Girl came ready to WORK. ⭐️ GNR Rating: 2.5/5 UP NEXT: We punch the clock for our #ThisCentury pick with Bloodsucking Bastards. Follow Ghost Ninja Raccoon wherever you listen and on socials for more horror, foolishness and questionable employment decisions. Peace, love & fuck it — call in tomorrow if you can! Wanna suggest a movie, email me at: [email protected] MUSIC BY: DJ B.FOREMAN PRODUCED BY: K.BOOKER #GhostNinjaRaccoon #GNRPodcast #DeadEndJobs #ClockInTryNotToDie #ChoppingMall #HorrorPodcast #HorrorMovies #80sHorror #1980sHorror #CultHorror #CultMovies #HorrorComedy #RetroHorror #LastCentury #FinalGirl #BarbaraCrampton #KelliMaroney #Killbots #SlasherMovies #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast #HorrorMoviePodcast #HorrorMovieReview #HorrorMovieFans #ClassicHorror #BMovieHorror #BHorror #MallHorror #ScifiHorror