#99 NEW YEAR, SAME US

How’s Our Driving?Pop-Tart Logic, Grinch Trauma, & Blind Millionaire ProblemsIt’s the last Pour Choices of the year, so naturally we opened the champagne bottle of chaos and let it foam all over the floor. The boys are debating the deep stuff, like whether a Pop-Tart is technically a ravioli (it is), and Chris drops a totally casual bomb about anthrax stockpiles and government seed bunkers—because nothing screams holiday cheer like biohazard paranoia. We relive the annual lie that is New Year’s resolutions, laugh at tweets that hit way too close to home, and wonder if David deserves jail time for thinking mosquito eaters are just really swole mosquitoes — he’s a father by the way. There's also a wholesome moment where David traumatizes his daughter at a distillery featuring the Grinch, because parenting is about balance. Then it’s a lightning round of “This or That,” a “Pour Choices Awards” ceremony (Jake Paul catches a stray, again), and a rundown of the dumbest headlines from 2025.And if none of that sounds insane enough, we throw in a $50 million challenge that involves going blind every night when the sun sets. Would you take the money, or are you a coward who enjoys vision too much? We wrap it up with birthdays, booze, and a draft involving the number 99 — yes, seriously.Smash that subscribe button like it insulted your mom, give us a like because validation is our drug of choice, and drop a comment telling us your dumbest resolution so we don’t feel alone. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!Chapters00:00 – INTRO 6:37 – IS A POP-TART RAVIOLI? 9:56 – ONE OF EVERYTHING 12:01 – MEMORABLE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION 15:55 – NEW YEAR, NEW TWEETS 20:45 – MOSQUITO EATERS 22:48 – THE, THE, THE, THE GRINCH! 25:04 – THIS OR THAT – NEW YEAR’S EDITION 28:19 – FINISH THE YEAR, FINISH THE SENTENCE 29:37 – 2025 POUR CHOICES AWARDS 32:48 – 2025, OR NOT 2025? 35:43 – THE FUNNIEST/DUMBEST HEADLINES FROM 2025 42:02 – THE “99” DRAFT 45:55 – $50,000,000 CHALLENGE 50:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 2026 MAJOR EVENT TO BE? 55:43 – ASK REDDIT – ADULTS, HOW DO YOU DO IT ALL EVERY DAY? 58:11 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:01:28 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:05:47 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:08:57 – OUTRO _________Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!•YouTube•Instagram•TikTok•Facebook#ComedyPodcast #NewYearsBS #MaleHumor #PourChoicesPodcast #JakePaulSucks #SarcasticAF #2025Recap #PourChoicesPodcast #PopTartRavioliDebate #TheGrinchTriggeredMyKid #JakePaulIsTheWorst #DarkHumorComedy #BlindMillionaireChallengeSupport the show