A Clockwork Pickleball Coach (Ep. 38)

Returning crowd favourite Dean Bertoia joins the boys to discuss his social media hiatus, the Harry Potter series, why he's seasonally unemployed and the tragic reason he’ll never play pickleball again. From the graphic newspapers of Cancun to the Siberian "waterboarding" cure that saved Peker's life as a baby, the boys are back with some of their wildest stories yet. We dive deep into why cartel members only make $600 a week, the logistics of inheriting a "family dwarf" and the slow-burn heartbreak of losing a girl to a professional pickleball coach. Timestamps: 00:00 – Dean is back & seasonally unemployed 05:10 – The graphic reality of Cancun newspapers 08:45 – The $600/week Cartel salary 15:20 – The "Family Midget" & Home Depot pranks 22:15 – Pecker's Russian origin: The doctor’s grim diagnosis 25:30 – The Siberian Witch Doctor & the "Waterboarding" cure 30:10 – The Pickleball Saga: A Clockwork Black 35:45 – Connecting the dots: Why Dean is hot and single 40:22 – Hooking birds and squirrel stories 41:11 – Outro: Dating applications for Dean