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EPISODE · Feb 23, 2026 · 41 MIN

A Clockwork Pickleball Coach (Ep. 38)

from Drunk By Noon · host Canadian Comedy Cartel

Returning crowd favourite Dean Bertoia joins the boys to discuss his social media hiatus, the Harry Potter series, why he's seasonally unemployed and the tragic reason he’ll never play pickleball again.From the graphic newspapers of Cancun to the Siberian "waterboarding" cure that saved Peker's life as a baby, the boys are back with some of their wildest stories yet. We dive deep into why cartel members only make $600 a week, the logistics of inheriting a "family dwarf" and the slow-burn heartbreak of losing a girl to a professional pickleball coach.Timestamps:00:00 – Dean is back & seasonally unemployed05:10 – The graphic reality of Cancun newspapers08:45 – The $600/week Cartel salary15:20 – The "Family Midget" & Home Depot pranks22:15 – Pecker's Russian origin: The doctor’s grim diagnosis25:30 – The Siberian Witch Doctor & the "Waterboarding" cure30:10 – The Pickleball Saga: A Clockwork Black35:45 – Connecting the dots: Why Dean is hot and single40:22 – Hooking birds and squirrel stories41:11 – Outro: Dating applications for Dean

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