A Cotton-Pickin' Democrat; A 911 McD's Order; A Principal's Foot Rub

A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Flight Passenger Slammed for Spraying ‘So Much’ Disinfectant on Plane That Other Flyers Had Coughing FitsDemocrat Jasmine Crockett: “The Fact is Ain't None of Y'all Trying to Go & Farm Right Now...We Done Picking Cotton"China Is Installing Escalators on Mountains...So Anyone Can "Hike" ThemRestaurant Offers Up to 20% 'Skinny Discount' If Customers Can Fit Through Small Gaps in FenceA McDonald's Worker Choked a Customer for Grabbing Ranch SauceAn Emergency Dispatcher Was Caught Ordering McD’s During a 911 Call3 Florida Teens Attacked the Easter BunnyMan Caused ‘Mini Explosion’ After Cooking Raw Steak In Work MicrowaveAirport Security Found A SEX TOY in Woman's SuitcaseThe Scene that Causes Chaos at Screenings of "A Minecraft Movie"High School Baseball Player Facing 15 Counts of Battery for Urinating in Opposing Team's Water JugPA Pallbearers Plunge Into Burial Hole While Carrying CasketFL Man Hurls Bottles of Pee at Worker After Being Denied Job InterviewPolice Arrest 4 People for Riding Their "Emotional Support" Horses Through a WalmartCops Bust Drunk FL Man Wearing Pink Thong, Fake Breasts, Pink WigFL Middle School Assistant Principal Forced Student to Rub Her Feet(Stupidity At 35,000 Ft.) Passenger Throws Hissy Fit Over Meal, Forces Trans-Atlantic Flight Back to JFKJose Luis Ballester Took a Pee Break at the Masters...In a CreekMost Parents Give Kids Gifts On Their Sibling’s Birthday So They Don’t Feel Left OutKFC Introduces Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste and It's Selling OutWould You Try a "Sm'oyster"? It's an Oyster / S'mores Mash-UpGet the rundown on the stupidity from the most recent current events & find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's "Genus Awards"!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!