Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:40) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:32) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:20:01) “Smart Blood” Being Developed In An Attempt To "Captain America" Soldiers (00:27:33) Florida To Get Flying Taxis By End Of 2026 (00:32:59) Wisconsin Town Hosts A Skydivers Jump—While Naked (00:40:02) Kansas Bride-To-Be Got Jury Duty Summons For The Same Day As Her Wedding—In Italy (00:44:26) Woman Terrorizes L.A. Neighborhood By Becoming A "Serial Pooper" (00:51:00) The CA Man Known As The "Butt Sniffer" Arrested For Doing The Act Again (00:56:59) NY Worker Checks Porta Potty Only To Find Man Deep Inside the Toilet (01:03:07) Ask Pancho (01:15:14) Insane Game Show (01:33:33) Coming Next Episode (01:41:45) Closing Everyone has hobbies but they don't include sticking your nose into other people's "business" quite like this CA man who is trying to "brown nose" himself into jail...again. Traveling I-4 in Florida means taking your life into your own hands, at times. Could it get worse? What would traffic be in FL if there were flying cars? What could go wrong? Wisconsin offers a way to fly with freedom...from those annoying clothes we have to wear. Just ditch 'em and fly through the air "flappin' in the breeze" with naked skydiving. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I have enough stupidity to increase your IQ 3 times over.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Things Older People Do With Their Phones That Make Younger People Cringe“Smart Blood” Being Developed In An Attempt To "Captain America" SoldiersFlorida To Get Flying Taxis By End Of 2026Wisconsin Town Hosts A Skydivers Jump—While NakedKansas Bride-To-Be Got Jury Duty Summons For The Same Day As Her Wedding—In ItalyWoman Terrorizes L.A. Neighborhood By Becoming A "Serial Pooper"The CA Man Known As The "Butt Sniffer" Arrested For Doing The Act AgainNY Worker Checks Porta Potty Only To Find Man Deep Inside the Toilet"Pancho" tackles a couple of questions that deal with what to do when you get unsolicited money sent to your PayPal from someone you don't know. Do you spend it? Do you try to contact the person? And he gives sage advice to a person asking what to do when a sale is made on Facebook Marketplace but after the sale, a family member of the seller disputes the value of the item bought & wants more money! Do you pay it or not?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

It's the 21st Century and you would think by now most people would know better than to joke about having anything explosive while conducting business at an airport. Apparently for one man, he didn't get the memo. Some high school seniors on the school's football team found out that the old prank of duct-taping Freshmen to a flagpole is frowned upon in the 21st Century. A popular cafe in Arkansas found out that it's also a favorite with the local raccoon community. There's plenty of stupidity in this episode to give you the momentum to make it over the "hump"!In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Criminal Genius Stole Lottery Tickets During A Job InterviewBangkok Bar Manager Allegedly Shaves Teen’s Head Over Unpaid Bar TabFL Man Exposing His Genitals In A Park Did So For OnlyFans ContentMD High School Seniors Suspended For Taping Freshman To The FlagpoleMan Arrested At FL Airport After Joking He Had A GrenadeChow Mein With a Side of Cuffs—CA Wanted Man Walks In Panda Express During Police Lunch BreakEx-Deputy Accused Of Using Flock Cameras To Stalk Girlfriend—2,000x!Viral Fortnite Toilet Chair Listed Selling For $500 On Facebook MarketplaceA 16-Pound Kentucky Ham Sells At A State Fair Auction for $10 Million ("You Can't Hurt Ham", performed by Ricky Skaggs, written by Ricky Skaggs & Gordon Kennedy [Glennjoy Music ℗2012 Skaggs Family Records / Virgin Music Group / Universal Music Group] from the Ricky Skaggs album, Music to My Ears)FL Man Takes a Dip, Then A Bite After Being Found Trespassing In Private PoolNew York Couple Lists Million-Dollar Home Built—For Their DogNaked FL Woman Was Found Pleasuring Herself On A Wooden PalletVintage Vampire Hunting Kit Found in FL Sparks A Bidding Frenzy—Sells For $3,000—Includes Bones And Bloody Stains‘Coon Chaos At Caddy Shack—Raccoons Trash Arkansas RestaurantWashington State Woman Tries To Car Drive Off—While It’s Being TowedAussie Man Hid His “McMeth” Inside His McMuffinWA Homeowner Calls 911 for a Burglar—Police Find a Literal Cat BurglarFL Man Smashes Up Arby's After Leaving Prison For 'Hunting' Swan For 'Food'Wile E. Coyote Captures Roadrunner In L.A.NM Man Kills Cousin After Argument Over Whose Enchiladas Were SpicierThe Maine Supreme Court Lets Dad Control Daughter’s Church AttendanceThere's more stupidity out of the latest headlines in the Insane Week In Review and more insanity from our "winners" for this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:55) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:04) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:16:24) AZ Man Caught on Camera Destroying Camera…That Caught Him Speeding In A School Zone! (00:20:06) Meteorologist In ME Had His Prank Backfire In A Laughing Fit—On Live TV (00:24:26) A Fox TV News Anchor Spectacularly Sent Over The Edge—Over BEAVER (00:29:34) Roomba Romance Buster: Man Uses Robot Vacuum To Video Wife’s Affair (00:33:05) NV Doctor Wakes Up To A Bat Trying To Get Into Her Mouth (00:37:22) FL Steak N' Shake “Car Hop” Displays His “Tube Steak” While Taking Food To A Vehicle (00:41:38) FL Man Caught Massaging His Member Inside Ross Department Store (00:46:53) Ask Pancho (00:59:16) Insane Game Show (01:22:22) Coming Next Episode (01:33:02) Closing Local TV can be pretty lame or downright boring, but when the anchors get the "giggles", it's entertainment gold. A woman got "served" by a Steak 'n' Shake car-hop but not in the way she was expecting. A doctor in Nevada was sound asleep in a dream about a mouse but was awakened by flying rodent trying to warm up in her "face cave". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" brings the stupid to this episode with a surprise "cameo" from his Ring camera..."Pancho's Possum" makes a rare appearance on his back deck!In this Weekend Episode (with links in the titles)...[A Piece of My Mind…] Should Kids Have To Invite The Whole Class To Their Birthday Party?AZ Man Caught on Camera Destroying Camera…That Caught Him Speeding In A School Zone!Meteorologist In ME Had His Prank Backfire In A Laughing Fit—On Live TVA Fox TV News Anchor Spectacularly Sent Over The Edge—Over BEAVERRoomba Romance Buster: Man Uses Robot Vacuum To Video Wife’s AffairNV Doctor Wakes Up To A Bat Trying To Get Into Her MouthFL Steak N' Shake “Car Hop” Displays His “Tube Steak” While Taking Food To A VehicleFL Man Caught Massaging His Member Inside Ross Department StoreAnd you've got questions..."Pancho" has answers. His answers. And he tackles a situation where another adult is scolding a child and the child's parent is conflicted because her mother-in-law totally disagrees with her thinking. What does "Pancho" think? And "Pancho" tries to untangle a school spat over who's to blame over a failing kid. In this week's Insane Game Show, see if you can beat "Pancho" at guessing some pretty tricky questions!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:54) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:08:35) Insane Week In Review (01:22:49) Genius Awards (01:34:59) Closing Businesses in Tulsa, OK have been victims of a "smear campaign" that causing a big stink...literally! Texas 4th Graders in one school has a special corner to make a big stink. And a man was prepared to enjoy a DoorDash food delivery until he saw his dinner being carried to his front door in "full frontal"! There's plenty of stupidity to get you over the "hump" for this week!In this Midweek BONUS Episode...FL Man Pulled Over On Lawn Mower LOADED With Meth And WeedViral ‘Cat In The Hat’ TikTok Trend Sparks Real Fear Among TeensChinese Man Locks Himself In His Own TrunkDunkin' Toe-Nuts—NY Dunkin’ Worker Washes His Feet In Kitchen SinkTX Teacher’s “Fart Corner” Goes Viral With Nearly 50 Million ViewsWI Man Blames Speeding At 114-mph In A 55 Zone On A Bad Round Of GolfOhio Man Hits His Neighbors’ Cars…Then Hides In His HouseA Slice of Trouble—A Polish Pizza Prank Results In Prison TimeWV Man Using Handle “MrChildPorn” Arrested On Child Porn Charges“In Sickness And In Health” Gets Real: Wedding Couple Sues Hotel For A Norovirus Outbreak At Their ReceptionWoman Runs Over Her Husband Right After Leaving Divorce HearingJacksonville, FL Men Arrested After Drag Racing—In Front Of Cops“THIS Is CNN”—Apologizing After Mistaking A Dolly Parton Impersonator For The REAL DollyTrump Renames Lake Ontario “Lake America”—Then Jokes About Renaming The OceansSmear Campaign—Man Wearing Thong, Creepy Mask, and A Shower Cap Smearing Feces on Tulsa BusinessesDog Treat Founder Eats Her Own Products And Packs Them In Kids’ LunchesSupercalifragilisticexpiali-Awkward—Family Orders Mary Poppins Costume for 10-y/o. Gets KIM JONG UN Instead!FL Man Attacks 15-y/o Teen Boy Over Slow Play On Golf CourseTN Mom Was Arrested For A DUI While Waiting In School Pick-Up LineWild OH Wedding Brawl Ends With 3 Arrests—And A Butter KnifeDoorFlash: Driver Gets Canned After Delivering Food Completely NakedPlenty of the latest headlines full of stupidity in the Insane Week In Review and there's always a real "winner" in our weekly Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:32) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:10) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:17:30) Man Pays Off Fantasy Football Bet—Forced To Endure Grueling Food Challenge As The Very Hungry Caterpillar (00:23:47) Amazon Drone Drops Woman's Package Into Her Swimming Pool (00:28:01) Iowa Man Cheats On Girlfriend Then She Destroys His Van With An Axe (00:32:27) A 34-y/o Burglar Gets His Butt Kicked By a 99-y/o Arkansas Woman (00:37:37) Sri Lanka Doctors Remove 7-POUND Bladder Stone From 55-y/o Man (00:43:48) WI Man In A “Sticky Situation” After Holding Co-Worker Hostage In A Mens’ Room and Threatening To GLUE Victim’s Hands To (00:48:45) Florida Woman Allegedly Sneaks $3,200 Into Jail Inside Her...Body (00:56:40) Ask Pancho (01:12:44) Insane Game Show (01:35:37) Coming Next Episode (01:45:50) Closing Guys (and maybe a few gals) who do sports betting have to have a tough constitution in case they lose. In one guy's situation, he needs a tough lower GI. If you're planning on traveling to Arkansas to rob a 99-y/o woman, you'd better be tougher than she is. One guy from Kansas found that out. And if a guy is considering cheating on his girlfriend, he'd better hide his vehicle or any sharp weapons. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", & I have some first-class stupidity that might be hard to believe...but it's all completely true!In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Robots Are Outrunning Humans—And Coming For Our JobsMan Pays Off Fantasy Football Bet—Forced To Endure Grueling Food Challenge As The Very Hungry CaterpillarAmazon Drone Drops Woman's Package Into Her Swimming PoolIowa Man Cheats On Girlfriend Then She Destroys His Van With An AxeA 34-y/o Burglar Gets His Butt Kicked By a 99-y/o Arkansas WomanSri Lanka Doctors Remove 7-POUND Bladder Stone From 55-y/o ManWI Man In A “Sticky Situation” After Holding Co-Worker Hostage In A Mens’ Room and Threatening To GLUE Victim’s Hands To The FloorFlorida Woman Allegedly Sneaks $3,200 Into Jail Inside Her...BodyFolks have some burning questions for Pancho to answer, such as "Will Ozempic Give Our Daughter A Self-Image Problem?" and "How Do I Approach A Child Stealing Toys From My Kids". Play along with "Pancho" in this week's Insane Game Show and see if you score better than he did... You just might because this week, he's been sick...so he's off his game!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:58:04) Insane Week In Review (01:08:41) Genius Awards (01:19:06) Closing An Arkansas couple craves the monstrous convenience store with a Beaver mascot so much, they want him at their wedding. A raccoon craves peanut hulls and hot dogs so much, its hiding under the seats to scoop up the loot...and Mets fans are feeding his frenzy. A Florida Man is craving alligator so badly, he orders one cooked whole and delivered in foil wrap...then eats it all while sitting in his car. You can't make up stupidity this good.In this week's Midweek BONUS Episode...Maryland Thief Gets Instant Karma After Gate Tears Through His PantsFL Mom Attacks A Teacher, Principal After Being Denied To Look For Her Daughter's BackpackMA Repair Shop Drove Woman's Vehicle Hundreds Of Miles After It Was Brought In For RepairsKY Daycare Employee Forces A Lockdown By Threats To “Shoot Up The Place”—So She Didn't Have To Do Recess Duty During A HeatwaveCrate Expectations—Cops Break Down Door for a Sculpture's ButtBeaver Nugget Nuptials: Arkansas Couple Invites Buc-ee’s Beaver To Their Wedding“Must-Have” For College Kids: Cup Noodles New Dorm Room Survival KitGENUINE STUPIDITY: Florida HOA Cites Man For Excessively Straight Lawn StripesNuns Fighting An Italian Town To Keep Their Beach ClubUK Theme Park Slammed Over Children's "Titanic" RideChinese Farmer Lets AI Take the Wheel—Loses An ENTIRE Sesame CropBuc-ee's Bathroom Situation–FL Man Doing 117-mph To A Buc-ee's BathroomMan Threatened To Bomb Applebee's Because His Order Was Running LateCouple Told to Pay Cable/Internet Cancellation Fee After Wildfire Destroys HomeFlorida Man Orders Whole Cooked Alligator Off Facebook MarketplaceFlorida Fugitive Tries To Hide From Cops—Sitting In A Chair–Under BlanketTV Violence–FL Style: Man Exposes himself, Throws A TV At DeputiesCALIMARI CALAMITY: 20 Tons of Squid Dumped On Rhode Island HighwayNorth Carolina Mayor’s Wife Blames Black Residents For City’s ProblemsPolice Identify “Chucky” Mask Suspect Who Terrorized People In PhiladelphiaA ‘Coon Craving Ballpark Food Goes Viral Living Beneath Citi Field, Steals Peanuts and Hot Dogs From Mets FansAll the latest stupid current events are covered in the Insane Week In Review and all the stupendous "winners' of stupidity are spotlighted in this week's Genius Awards! So, you should have plenty of stupidity to make it to the weekend!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:45) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:27) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:15:59) Police "Arrest" 5th-Grader For Refusing To Take 1st Day Of School Photo (00:23:01) US Recruits Record 2,000+ Gamers As Air Traffic Controllers In Hiring Push (00:31:12) Chinese Woman Funds Her Own Movie–Starring In 60 Kissing Scenes (00:35:58) “Highly Inappropriate”: Iowa Church Debuts Kiss Cam And Hot Dog Gun (00:41:07) Police Spent Nearly a Day Investigating a "Body" That Turned Out to Be a SEX Doll (00:46:15) Family Shares The Same Toothbrush And Bathwater To Cut Costs (00:52:01) NC Man Schedules Crowd-Funded Penis Enlargement Surgery (00:57:43) Ask Pancho (01:14:42) Insane Game Show (01:29:29) Coming Next Episode (01:36:39) Closing Budgets are tight these days, but just how tight will you go to cut corners on costs? One family might have gone too far. How far will a church go to get a larger attendance? One church tried combing a congregation with a baseball crowd. How long would it take for trained police officers to figure out they're examing an adult doll instead of an actual human body. It's the start of a new season & Season 8 will not disappoint as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I kick off a new year with fresh, new stupidity!In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Americans Increasingly Worried About Too Much School Tech AccessPolice "Arrest" 5th-Grader For Refusing To Take 1st Day Of School PhotoUS Recruits Record 2,000+ Gamers As Air Traffic Controllers In Hiring PushChinese Woman Funds Her Own Movie–Starring In 60 Kissing Scenes“Highly Inappropriate”: Iowa Church Debuts Kiss Cam And Hot Dog GunPolice Spent Nearly a Day Investigating a "Body" That Turned Out to Be an ADULT DOLLFamily Shares The Same Toothbrush And Bathwater To Cut CostsNC Man Crowd-Funds His Penis Enlargement SurgeryThere's fresh, new and intriguing questions that "Pancho" will attempt to answer and there is not total agreement on topics like needing permission to go into your in-law's fridge and if a woman broke a "1st Date Rule" by taking what her date said verbatum. More challenges to "Pancho's" stupidity with our Insane Game Show so play along and see if you're better than he is.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:00:56) Insane Week In Review (01:15:38) Genius Awards (01:27:32) Closing Here comes the heiffer down the wedding aisle...and I'm not talking about the bride, but the COW that the bride is riding to meet her groom! When 2 women from Moscow missed their Aeroflot flight, they didn't reschedule...they ran after the plane--in their stelettos. When high school kids play football in Arkansas, they play tough...with venomous snakes in their helmets...at least not on purpose!In this...the LAST episode of Season 7...the Midweek BONUS Episode...URINATOR UPDATE! Police Arrested The Man Accused of Peeing On Fans At A Maryland Morgan Wallen ConcertCA Man On Probation For Grand Theft Caught Driving Stolen Car To Probation Officer“Complete Stupidity”: MO Golfer Resigns After Faking Hole-In-1 At TournamentGuac Around and Find Out—FL Man Caught Stealing $900 In AvocadosMan Breaks World Record Spinning 33 Hula-Hoops—UPSIDE DOWNThousands Flood Social Media With Funny Alibis for Man Accused of Cutting Down Flock CameraLavatory Layover: FL Man Caught Sleeping in Plane’s Lavatory During Maintenance Inspection“Russian” to Make a Flight—Women RUN AFTER A Departing Plane On TarmacAirline Passenger Found With 200 Live Lizards STUFFED IN HIS CLOTHESOver 15 Inmates In OH Prison Electrocuted—By MOTHER NATURECA Teen Takes Driver’s Test—In A $3 Million Bugatti Chiron Sports CarArkansas High School Football Player Practiced For An Hour Before Discovering a LIVE COTTONMOUTH SNAKE In His HelmetEconomist Inhales, Swallows A Fly During Live CNN AppearanceBritish Farmer’s Bride Rides Beloved Cow Down The Wedding AisleFlorida Man Arrested After Speeding To Catch Cheating GirlfriendA Massive Hairball The Size Of A Car And Made Of 161 Billion Hair Strands Rolls Through NYCGrim Reaper Arrested After Hospital Appearance–ON THE ROOFHomeless Man Shot During Break-In Sues Oregon Business Owner For $10 MillionNeighbor Fight Over Dog Poop Ends In ArrestSex Toy Is Responsible For Shutting Down Traffic In Washington, DCBrawl In Fancy Steakhouse In Beverly Hills—Between 2 Women IN COMMANDOAll the latest news spun with stupidity from the latest current events are in the Insane Week In Review and all the stupendous "winners" of stupidity are in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

When your family doctor starts fooling around at a strip club then gets embroiled in a romantic relationship with the stripper, you know the lawsuits will be coming soon. No one is suing one FL restaurant for indecent exposure where diners are greeted by a host without the most...clothes, that is. As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains, it's because everyone else inside the restaurant is dressed with less. Just keep your eyes on the menu. Moviegoers were keeing their noses plugged at one South American cinema at a stinky screening of Superman. Dozens ended up swinging themselves right out the exit, gagging as they left.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] A $581 Million Project Was Rerouted to Protect Fictional Dobby's 'Grave'Florida Steakhouse Offers Monthly Dining Experience...In The BuffMemphis TV News Anchor Fell Asleep—LIVE On Air—After Sleepless Night With Teething BabySpider-Man Screening Cut Short By Mystery Flatulence OdorToo Much Summer Buzz—Chinese Student Briefly Loses Hearing After Hours Of Cicada Noise While CampingScientists Use CRISPR To Genetically Create Hypoallergenic Dogs New Orleans Becomes 1st Major US City to Use AI for 911 Calls: 'The Worst Idea You Could Think Of'Stripper Sues NY Family Doctor Over Affair And Broken Promises"Pancho" has no qualms giving his opinions on a couple of questions that were sent in this week about what to do when a tarot card reader discovered during a reading for someone that they had broken the law. Do the police get called or does client confidentiality come into play? And is it wrong for parents to padlock their fridge to keep their kids out? Play along with "Pancho" this week with our Insane Game Show to see if you guess a Van Halen question faster than he does!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:48:04) Insane Week In Review (01:01:08) Genius Awards (01:11:24) Closing It's a TV personality's worst nightmare. Saying something that you can never take back on live TV. And it was a "blowout" of a different kind for one QVC host. Some Comcast employees that scored the lowest on the sales chart at an Xfinity Store were getting "creamed". A man doing his laundry at an Ohio apartment got a little too comfortable with his wardrobe--or LACK of one.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Comcast Lawsuit Claims Underperforming Employees Were Tied Up, Hit With Cream Pies—ON CAMERAKY Woman Arrested For Pointing AR-15 At KFC Employee Over Slow Drive-ThruIL Jail Worker Hides Phone In Her Underwear For Inmate BoyfriendElderly MN Assisted Living Resident Has 18 Shots And A Beer Before CheckupUK Man Has Not Slept In 10 Days—Due To WASP INVASIONA Naked and Hungry Wisconsin Woman Arrested For Stealing AmbulanceNY Woman Climbs Onto Moving Car During Cheating ConfrontationPittsburgh Area Man With Munchies Crashes Into Police Car At McDonald'sOhio Man Arrested For Doing Laundry While NakedNC Mayor Arrested In His Own Town On 6 Felony Drug Charges1 Canadian Woman…12 Fake ID Names…No Luck during FL Traffic StopMurder Charges Filed On FL Man For Trying To CUT OFF Diver’s Air SupplyQVC Host Toni Brattin Goes Viral After Accidental NSFW On-Air Blunder‘Big Brother’ Contestant Lyric Medeiros Admits To Repeatedly Urinating In Shared ShowerWould-Be Robber Shoots Deli Worker in the Butt During Botched HoldupPA Man Calls 911 For Ride Home After Losing $400 At A Casino$#!t 'shoes' Designed To Be Used While On The “Throne” Are Selling OutIowa’s US Sen. Chuck Grassley Bids Farewell To “Beth”: His 49-y/o VacuumSpanish Woman Claiming To Own The Sun Sues eBay For Blocking Solar Property SalesGeorgia Man Hit A Woman With His Car After She Said "Good Morning"CA Rich Kid Throws Fit After McLaren Is Turned Away From In-N-OutGet caught up with all the stupidity in the latest current event headlines with the Insane Week In Review and find out what stupidity was stupid enough to be christened with this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Open (00:01:30) A Piece Of My Mind (00:07:34) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:27:45) Coldplay Couple 2.0 Caught On A Bench In Central Park (00:32:13) UK Woman Marries Herself In Las Vegas Chapel…”to heal herself” (00:36:15) OH Funeral Home Gives Man The Wrong Ashes—Offered To Correct The Mishap After He Signed An NDA! (00:42:38) NY School District Pauses Plan to Deploy Humanlike AI Robot Teacher (00:49:01) New Zealand Metal Gig Descends Into Chaos After Mosh Pit Poop Incident (00:53:03) eBay Agrees To Pay $48.7M To Couple Terrorized By Former Employees (00:58:42) Vietnamese Hospital Completes Country’s 1st Successful Penis Transplant (01:09:05) Ask Pancho (01:26:57) Insane Game Show (01:47:50) Coming Next Episode (01:53:52) Closing If you can't find a partner worthy of a lifetime of matrimony, just take care of the job yourself. Which is what a UK woman did in Vegas when she concluded she would be the only one who would not betray her...so she went to a chapel to get married to...HERSELF. Some New Zealand metalheads went to a Devilskin concert and instead of getting covered in sweat in a moshpit, they got covered in poo and puke when someone shook a "log" out of their trousers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", whipped out a fascinating story about a milestone in manhood replacement surgery that happened in Vietnam when a physician named Duong Duc Hung successfully took a tallywhacker from a brain-dead man & transplanted it onto a 43-y/o man, giving a whole new meaning to “rising from the dead.”In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Nostalgia Keeps Americans Holding On To Belongings At Parents’ HomesColdplay Couple 2.0 Caught On A Bench In Central ParkUK Woman Marries Herself In Las Vegas Chapel…”to heal herself”OH Funeral Home Gives Man The Wrong Ashes—Offered To Correct The Mishap After He Signed An NDA!NY School District Pauses Plan to Deploy Humanlike AI Robot TeacherNew Zealand Metal Gig Descends Into Chaos After Mosh Pit Poop IncidenteBay Agrees To Pay $48.7M To Couple Terrorized By Former EmployeesVietnamese Hospital Completes Country’s 1st Successful Penis TransplantA woman is in a "funk" over her "annoying" husband that she loves and wrote in to "ASK PANCHO" what she should do to revive her 8 year marriage. Another woman seeks the sage wisdom from my Insane FL Nephew on whether the family dog can sleep on the bed or let her husband crate the animal in the basement. Play along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show & see if you can guess better than he can!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:56:56) Insane Week in Review (01:10:35) Genius Awards (01:19:30) Closing Texans are barking into sewer drains to break up a noisy romance the local frog population. A painter in Canada protests the US tariffs by painting a portrait of Trump...using horse hockey. Florida's infamous "junk man" sticks it to "the man" with a trophy celebrating 20 years of code violatons in the name of "freedom". It's the world gone stupid and you're about to enter it!In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Montana Nurse Hikes 10 Miles With Trekking Pole IMPALED in His SideCops Were Called Over Barking Dogs—But Found Instead “Horny” FROGSBride-To-Be Accused of Setting Fire to Church Building While Preparing for WeddingStarbucks Customers Outraged That CEO Earns Almost 1,800 Times More Than Hourly WorkersDrunk Dognapper Apologizes After Colorado Springs Man Shares Video Claiming Dog Was Stolen From His BackyardPopeyes Self-Service Kiosk Tip Prompt Sparks “Tipping Fatigue” BacklashCalifornia Woman Finds A Tooth In Her Dutch Bros CoffeeOutrage Over FL School District Bans Schoolgirls From Wearing LeggingsFlorida Men Charged With Placing Hundred of Mothballs on BeachFL Deputies arrest Superman-clad boat burglary suspectCanadian Town Begins Cleanup Of Decades-Old Rotting Fish Sauce StenchCanadian Painter Makes US President the “Horse’s Butt” Of A Joke With Horse Poop PortraitCheeseburger Hack On TikTok Divides Internet—McDonald’s Asks, “Just Why?”Woman Exposes Her Father for Cheating on Her Mom–He Sends Her Cease and Desist LetterA Beagle Named, “Scooter” Eats 2.5 POUNDS Of Gummy WormsProfessor’s Hidden AI Trap Catches 32 Out Of 35 Students CheatingFL Nursing Aide Arrested After Taking Naked Photo Of 93-y/o Dementia PatientNebraska Man Shoots Himself While Filming Gun Tutorial VideoPepsi's Latest Product Is Meant to Be Rubbed All Over Your BodA 350-Pound Teacher Learns Fate For Using Student As Stepping StoolFL Man Builds 6-Ft. Butt Sculpture To Commemorate 1st Code ViolationThere's plenty of stupidity in the latest headlines from the recent current events in the Insane Week In Review as well as the "winners" featured in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:27) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:47) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:31:11) Colorado Woman Buys Same Outfit As Mistress To Surprise Boyfriend (00:34:57) [SHOCKFACE] Scientists Find Cannibalism Is Bad For Your Health (00:39:56) GA Grandma Sells Recliner on Facebook Marketplace–Ends Up Livestreaming an Affair (00:43:49) Woman Wins $17M After Surgeon Removes Healthy Bladder by Mistake (00:50:12) North Dakota Men Sue Hospital After DNA Test Reveals They Were Switched At Birth—40 Years Ago (00:54:40) AZ Man Arrested After Riding Naked Atop Moving Train In Colorado (00:59:28) Dolls With Swappable Genitals Are Being Introduced to MN Kids As Young As 4 (01:15:44) Ask Pancho (01:29:14) Insane Game Show (01:47:38) Coming Next Episode (01:59:58) Closing Minnesota is offering kids as young as 4 "MyGender" dolls with swappable genitals and Gov. "Tampon" Tim Walz signed off on the measure. A couple in ME are getting millions from a lawsuit after the woman went under the knife to remove an ovarian cyst & came out missing her bladder. A man from Arizona chose to take advantace of "big sky" country in Colorado by locomotive surfing in the nude. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" came to the rescue of "Mrs. Pancho" when she faced a cockroach hiding in the overflow drain in her sink and found out roaches can get very "jumpy" when flushed out with hot water.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] What’s It Like To Have A Good Job? Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X and Boomers Have Completely Different IdeasColorado Woman Buys Same Outfit As Mistress To Surprise Boyfriend[SHOCKFACE] Scientists Find Cannibalism Is Bad For Your HealthGA Grandma Sells Recliner on Facebook Marketplace–Ends Up Livestreaming an AffairWoman Wins $17M After Surgeon Removes Healthy Bladder by MistakeNorth Dakota Men Sue Hospital After DNA Test Reveals They Were Switched At Birth—40 Years AgoAZ Man Arrested After Riding Naked Atop Moving Train In ColoradoDolls With Swappable Genitals Are Being Introduced to MN Kids As Young As 4Pancho tackles a couple of questions with his sage wisdom on topics like whether it's okay to marry someone for their looks and if a sister who's crushing on her brother's best friend should ask for permission before asking for a date. Play along with "Pancho" as he painfully navigates this week's Insane Game Show and see if your gusses are better than his.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:48:28) Insane Week In Review (01:01:31) Genius Awards (01:11:35) Closing Enjoying a live concert has become a test of how much stupidity you can endure. Take the case of a family at a Morgan Wallen concert who were treated to a "golden shower" by a man standing behind them at the stadium show. The summer heat has caused discomfort in many ways...especially below the belt. But thanks to an Australian underwear company, now you can wear bamboo to keep your equipment cool and comfy. One lady on a Carnival cruise decided to use a fork during her dinner to scratch her itch. On her foot. That was covered in some kind of fungus. That killed the appetite for everyone around her.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...A Pair of FL Principals Get “DUI Detention” After Traffic StopWoman Drives Around Completely Naked—In a Car Full of Weed and Modified FirearmsFL Man Named, “Spearman” Arrested For Showing His “Spear” To Woman At Lowe’sIN Man Charged For Shooting A Bag of Coffee After Posting VideoMorgan Wallen Fan “Pissed Off” After A Man Pissed ON His Family At A Baltimore ConcertFL Garbage Trucks Were Being Considered To Be Used For SurveillanceA Time Traveler from 2045 Delivers Predictions for the Next Several YearsUNDERWEAR: A New Way to Avoid Chafing—Bamboo Boxers Battle Butt BurnMan Leaves Jail, Tarantulas Leave Home, Girlfriend Charged With TheftForget Bingo...This 82-y/o Grandma Found a Pole–And She’s Got Grip!Late Night Brawl Breaks Out at Sacramento, CA In-N-Out BurgerNaked Woman Attacks Her Mom with Hand Saw–Hits Her with Pickup TruckFL Police Chief Resigns After Alleged Affair With Suspect's WifeVenture Capitalist Spends $10,000 On Beard TransplantAlleged Massachusetts 'Mime' Stalker Strips To Underwear, Slathers Self In Cooking OilResidents Jolted Out Of A Sunday Sleep-In By Horn-Honking BearForget “Ding-Dong-Dash”, A FL Gator Wants To Play “Ding-Dong-CHOMP”A Traffic DILL-ay in Ohio After Truck Loaded With Pickles Topples OverToe-tally Disgusting: Carnival Cruise Responds To "Foot Fungus Lady" On Video Using A Fork For FOOT CAREWorker Rescued After Getting Stranded 130 Ft. Up INSIDE Gas Station SignTowel-Headed FL Man Breaks Into Neighbor’s Home For Lime And TequilaThere's plenty of stupidity from the latest headlines and you're up to speed with this week's Insane Week In Review as well as getting up close and personal with our weekly "winners" in stupidity from the Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:09) Vacation Week Stupidity (00:55:56) Insane Week In Review (01:08:13) Genius Awards (01:18:07) Closing There's always someone for everyone and a Goth couple found the perfect place to wed each other...in front of a blooming "Corpse Flower". US Senator Chuck Schumer found the perfect place to let one rip...live on C-SPAN as he was "ripping" on the President. A lady in need of a new wallet found just what she was looking for at a second-hand store...including the remains of Uncle Joe...right behind the credit card slots. You won't find my Insane FL Nephew with me this week...and you won't find me either because even though stupidity never takes a vacation, I do. So, you're getting the BONUS stupidity that's reserved for the Midweek in place of the regular episode. But don't worry...we'll all be back next week!In this Vacation Week Episode...Huge Mass Inside A Woman’s Stomach Was DISSOLVED By Diet CokeTN Couple Arrested After Dollar General Robbery Turns Into Employee Appreciation EventFL Man Calls Police About A 1987 Murder—Then Gets Arrested for ItA Live Squirrel Was Mailed to Meta Offices In Thailand—Chaos EnsuesFL Woman Inhales Laughing Gas—Refuses To Leave Rideshare—So Driver Drops Her Off At The Police BarracksMuseum Covers Floor In 800-lbs. Of Peanut Butter Honoring Dutch ArtistCrazy Naked man jailed after a PA apartment hallway outburst82-y/o NC Woman Survives 9 Days Trapped In A Bathtub After FallingIndiana Zoo Exhibit Cleared After “Wile E. Wildebeest” EscapesA Hungry Connecticut Snack-Grabber Grounds Airline Flight From NYLuxury Grocery Store Erewhon Announces $12 Cup of 'Sacred Water'Illinois Man’s Date Goes Viral Because She Wants $120 Pedicure!Wallet Purchased By NC Woman Found To Have HUMAN ASHES InsideOntario Provincial Police Remind Public: Don’t Bring Grenades To The StationOnly in FL Will A Restaurant Accept Pythons As Payment For PizzaFL Man Arrested After Getting Upset That No One Would Pet His Dog–Or HIMChuck Schumer Rips a Fart While “Ripping” On Trump on the Senate FloorFL Woman Gets X-Rated New License Plate–SQZ A55–But DO NOT Try to SQZ Her A55!Southern CA Goth Couple Marries In Front Of The Corpse FlowerHumanoid Robots Get Married In Moscow LibraryNatural Light Unveils The CoolShed For Backyard Beer DrinkersAnd as part of this week's Vacation Episode, you'll be updated on the stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and meed our 7 stupendous "winners" for this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:28) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:12) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:23) TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood (00:30:18) Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His House (00:35:09) Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex (00:40:30) You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re Lonely (00:45:33) Employees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In Aisle (00:50:00) Japanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate’s Lips Shut (00:53:43) Man Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by Firefighters (00:57:28) Ask Pancho (01:11:00) Insane Game Show (01:30:43) Coming Next Episode (01:35:17) Closing It's not everyday a shopper dies in the baking aisle at the supermarket and it's not everyday a supermarket has to deal with a corpse by the dairy case. But one grocery chain in CA dealt with death by surrounding the body with shopping carts & patio umbrellas. Dating apps are supposed to introduce you to a potential life partner, but one man found out it introduced his ex to his apartment for some rearranging. There's been stories of people falling into vault toilets trying to retrieve sunglasses or a cell phone. But my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks that there is no explanation as to why a man had to be cut out of a porta-potty with chainsaws after being trapped under the seat.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Waffle House ‘incident response kit’ contains emergency items for after-hours chaosTX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment FloodDating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His HouseWell This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner SexYou Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re LonelyEmployees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In AisleJapanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate’s Lips ShutMan Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by FirefightersPancho has a couple of questions that didn't need much thought in answering in regards to whether a landlord has the right to snoop on tenants to see if they are damaging the property and whether a woman should reveal the secret of a man she met in a meet-up group to other women. Play along with Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show and see if you can guess the stupidity better than he can!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:53:11) Insane Week In Review (01:07:34) Genius Awards (01:20:44) Closing It seems that some people aren't concerned about the atmosphere around their bodies, especially when gamers have to be reminded to shower before competing in a tournament. Same goes for a health club member who had to be banned for his B.O. And if that wasn't a big enough stink, the USA has seen an "explosion" of "explosive diarrhea" from the Cyclospora parasite that has found its way into our food supply. And there's plenty more stupidity exploding from this week's Midweek Bonus Episode.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Oregon Game Store Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Over Hygiene ComplaintsFL Man Flags An UBER To Flee Cops After Rear-Ending Another CarFitness Influencer Sparks Backlash Over Yoga In Airplane AisleMayor of San Pedro Huamelula in Oaxaca, Mexico Renews Wedding Vows—With A Giant Female CaimanRunners completes UK half-marathon dressed as caterpillarTeleportation Scientist With Ties to Secret Experiments At UFO-Linked NM Lab—MISSINGBangkok Restaurant's Beef Broth Has Been Simmering Continuously Since 1974Family Sued By HOA After Raising Fence To Stop Coyotes From Killing Their GoatsMan’s Body Odor Earns Him Lifetime Ban From Health ClubCA Wheelchair Bandit Rolls Away After Pasadena Bank RobberyChurch's Chicken Thief Gets STUCK Trying To Climb Back Over CounterScientists Accidentally Made A Healthier BEER—But Not By MuchCOMING SOON—World’s 1st All-Robot-Staffed Hotel…In ChinaPasserby’s Alert Leads TX Rescuers to Woman Trapped In Sewage RavineAn “Explosive” Surge Of A Stomach Bug Causing The “Backdoor Trots”FL Man vs. Gator: Guess Who Won?MO Man Rearrested Wearing T-Shirt From His Own Bail Bond CompanyA West Virginia Town Just Fired Its Entire Police ForceSex Offender Led Police On 85-mph Chase Without Ever Dropping His VapeA 4,000-y/o Clay Tablet Captures Kid Whining That His Mom’s Homemade Clothes Aren’t “Cool” EnoughTX Man’s Date Claims To Be A Werewolf/Vampire—Woke Up Next Morning Finding His Neck REDMore stupidity from the latest current event headlines in our Insane Week In Review and we are introduced to another 7 "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:54) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:15) Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In Philly (00:08:28) Waymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran’s 4th Of July Fireworks (00:11:28) 75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child Exploitation (00:13:41) Maryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon Store (00:15:52) Police in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her Car (00:18:09) Singapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber Chicken (00:20:45) Man Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On Fire (00:25:41) COUNTRY ROADS U.S. SOCCER (00:26:59) Help Wanted–Maine Senate Candidate (00:28:14) MOW THE LAWN (00:30:30) Men’s Beachwear-house (00:31:40) CAMP MOMANDDAD (00:33:02) JUST&T MARRIED! (00:35:02) ASK A CALLER (00:37:50) A Morning Shower Thought…. (00:39:13) Closing Waymos cause enough stupidity without having to maneuver through a July 4th celebration, so imagine the pandemonium with the robo-taxis in San Francisco. Karma comes out on top when a robber robs a Verizon store and another robber robs the robber's car. Confused? Just wait until you hear about the Indiana man who was arrested for arson when he set his house on fire after using his severed junk to ignite the blaze! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", missed out on telling you this story because he's taking this week off to spend it with Mrs. Pancho and no kids! In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Are We Doing Too Much for Kids?Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In PhillyWaymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran’s 4th Of July Fireworks75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child ExploitationMaryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon StorePolice in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her CarSingapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber ChickenMan Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On FireSince there's NO PANCHO to play our Insane Game Show, you'll hear how the unofficial theme song for Team USA just doesn't hit like it did when we were still in the World Cup competition. And I'll help out the Democrats in Maine now that their Senate campaign is on the skids with a new commercial. If you're dudgedly cutting the grass in the summer heat, I have a song for you. But if you're at the beach, there's a place that men can go to find appropriate dress. If the kids are running you crazy...there's a summer camp that's right in your back yard. And what if Adam Sandler actually sang his officiating at the Taylor Swift wedding? There's a couple of callers that will also give some crazy stories on their 4th of July accidents that were actually pretty funny!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:42) Insane Week In Review (01:07:13) Genius Awards (01:16:07) Closing We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining and dining ...and pooping...on everything. A school district in NY thought it was not going to be a problem to have a self-described and proud DRAG QUEEN on their school board to serve as a Vice President. What could go wrong?In this Midweek BONUS Episode....Scottish Man Uses Massage Gun On His Tired Eyeballs—It Went As Well As ExpectedA Lot of “Pork” Was “Dumped” Onto A State Highway As Pigs Scramble Following Big Rig Roll-Over CrashChinese Mushrooms Cause Hallucinations That Make You See Tiny PeopleSHOCKFACE! NY Drag Queen and School Board VP Arrested on Child Porn ChargesProteinmaxxing Trend Has Left Supermarkets Short of—Cottage CheeseHamptons Mansion Gets an Unexpected Pool Guest: An UberMD Woman Angry Over Taco Bell Wait Time Flashed Gun, Challenged Workers to Fight OutsideWoman Dumps Date Who Wanted To Take Home Her LeftoversHow Do You LOSE a GIRAFFE? “Gracie” Missing For Nearly 2 Weeks—$5,000 Reward Offered—Before Being Found 4-mi From HomeMan Comes Out Of House To Find 2 Kangaroos In An All-Out SlugfestA 96-y/o TikTok Star Claims She’s Being “Kicked Out” Of Nursing Home Over Wild PartiesWV Woman Tried To Steal Vehicle While Leaving Her 5-y/o Son AloneNaked North Carolina Man Interrupts Morning Commute Along I-85 In GAFlorida Man LITERALLY Runs Circles Around Deputy During Traffic StopFlorida Man Conducts Traffic Stop On Undercover Sheriff’s DeputyGood News: No Brain Cancer—Bad News: You Have LIVE WORMSNeighborhood Under Attack...By Pooping VulturesConvenience Store Workers Laugh Knife-Wielding Thief Out Of The StoreCan A Waffle House Window Be Too Delicious? One Lawsuit Says YesNJ Middle School Recalls Yearbooks After Hitler Baby Photo DiscoveredGod Makes People Eat More Junk Food: AllegedlyMore stupidity from the most recent current events in the Insane Week In Review and our weekly 7 stupendous winners in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:35) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:37) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:17:45) Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights (00:22:25) Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment (00:27:16) Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses (00:33:33) Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities (00:40:30) A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them (00:45:07) Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$ (00:48:49) Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’ (00:53:34) Ask Pancho (01:05:10) Insane Game Show (01:22:46) Coming Next Episode (01:25:45) Closing When a big-time pop star has to scold his audience about going to the bathroom, you know he did a show in Philadelphia. A perfect true-life movie script involving a hospital worker from Hungary who has an appetite for human remains. And how much are sunglasses worth to you if you drop them down the hole in a primative vault toilet? Enough to spend 14 minuntes in poop soup waiting to be rescued? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the scoop on poop this week!In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] America Turns 250—And We’re STILL Stupid!Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil RightsWoman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At AppointmentMan Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve SunglassesMutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US CitiesA Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate ThemContraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’This week there's 2 questions that are the same...but different dealing with outdoor summer fun and string bikinis that Pancho will wrestle with giving a salient answer. And play along with Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:49) Insane Week In Review (01:02:52) Genius Awards (01:19:56) Closing Grandma goes rogue on a mobility scooter & causes total chaos in a cycling race when she plows into the stream of bicyclists. Police respond to reports of a shirtless man in Indiana that's in the middle of traffic waving a chainsaw at passing motorists. And who needs to worry about paying rent when you can cop a squat in abandoned buildings with the owner's permission. The only thing is you have to move when you're told to.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...AL Couple Get into On-Camera Beef With Customer who Left 1-Star Review About Their New Ice Cream ShopDoorDash Delivery Robot In AZ Rolled Through Active SWAT SceneA 6-y/o Boy on a Class Field Trip Found a 1,300-y/o Viking SwordJilted 31-y/o PA Woman Arrested For Sending Live Bugs To ProfessorNearly Naked Miami Man Breaks Into ApartmentShirtless Indiana Man Arrested For Waving A Chainsaw At Passing CarsNew TLC Dating Show Features A 4-Ft. Exotic DancerClavicular Launches 'Looksmaxxing' Summit—Live Botox, Fillers and 'Mog Battles'Taco Shop Karen Has Unhinged Meltdown Over Mexican Restaurant Owned by 2 White BrothersNY Restaurant Blasted for Publicly Shaming Customers With Tipping Demand'Ethical' Squatter Who Hasn't Paid Rent in 15 Years Convinces Homeowners He's Doing Them a FavorLittle Old German Lady Drives Her Mobility Scooter Straight Into Bike RaceOH, DEATH! Graveyard Dating Is Trending With Gen ZScottish World Cup Fans Drink Boston Bars Dry, Creating Beer ShortageFL Mental Health Therapist Office Has Gone “Batty” With Over 50 LIVE BATS Living InsideThe ‘Stinky’ Sauerkraut Diet Is Trending Within The Trump AdministrationAirline Passenger BITES A Fellow Flier On A Plane To PhiladelphiaFL Mom Attacks Fellow Pickleball Player With A Paddle For Critiquing Her Son's PlayPolice Charge 85-y/o FL Man For Street Racing In His Favorite CarOK Family's Golden Retriever Brings Live Armadillo Into Their HomeAlaska Man Let His Parakeets Mate Uncontrollably—Dozens Need HomesThere's plenty of stupidity in this week's current events so you can get up to date with the Insane Week In Review as well as find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:25:07) FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER (00:30:06) Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge (00:34:13) Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear (00:39:26) Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous Consequences (00:43:49) Australian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her Sister (00:47:10) Students Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better Grades (00:51:24) OK Arby’s Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer (00:55:39) Ask Pancho (01:07:16) Insane Game Show (01:23:33) Coming Next Episode (01:31:50) Closing People are going to extreme to save money these days when it comes to automotive maintenance. And one FL Man thinks he can save money & enjoy the comforting aroma of maple syrup...in his car's engine. Some people are going to extreme in clothing as well. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will introduce you to “Rat Oddity Gizzard” from the "Land Down Under". Imagine seeing your girlfriend or wife pimped out in lingere made with real, sewn-in taxidermied RATS onto her panties. If that doesn't enhance your libido, neither will dinner at a particular McCurtain Co., OK Arby's Restaurant where an employee not only spit into a customer's Roast Beef Sandwich, but gave that customer herpes. Also as a surprise bonus, "Pancho" get a formal introduction to his 'possum that has been shacking up under his back deck.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Are Phones the Cause of the Declining Birth Rate?FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTERRobot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can RechargeAustralian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto UnderwearTransgender Woman Injects Uncertified Silicone into Her Face Every Day with Disastrous ConsequencesAustralian Woman Learns Her Uncle Was Actually Her Father and Best Friend Her SisterStudents Tried To Expose Teacher's OnlyFans Account To Get Better GradesOK Arby’s Employee Accused of Giving Herpes to a Customer"Pancho" answers a couple of questions given to him about how to deal with issues involving children such as who's to blame for a kid flunking 6th Grade: The School or the parents... and how to deal with a bullying problem involving a kid who's mom is dating his teacher... Plus you can play along with "Pancho" with the Insane Game Show to see if your stupidity is worse than his!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:57:31) Insane Week In Review (01:11:19) Genius Awards (01:21:41) Closing A man from Indiana gave the butt smack heard 'round the world when he was passed over for drinks on a Delta flight, sending the flight attendant lurching forward. For that stupid stunt, the entire plane returned to the airport & he was escorted off. On a cruise ship to the Bahamas, one family chose this location for a full-on family feud that was carried over into the local police station & sent one officer to the hospital. Kids these days are eating their fruit. Pinapples to be exact. Soaked in Kool-Aid with enough sugar to preseve a Civil War Battlefield.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Undefeated Lacrosse Team's Championship Dreams End in Controversy After Players Punished Over Fake CigarsDelta Flight Forced to Land After Passenger Smacked Flight Attendant's Butt(Young and Stupid) Teens Caught Riding on Top of SUV Going 40 MPHUK Woman Incorporates Dog’s Ashes Into Eyeliner Tattoo414 Alligators Removed From Disney World Since Toddler's Tragic DeathFL Man Wants The Return Of His Beloved “Sandra”, A 7-Ft. Shark, Following Porch TheftAmerican Cruise Passengers Busted for Bahamas Brawl—Including a Woman Who Threw a Chair Through a WindowCA Prankster Glues 200 Doors Shut At High School—Caught On VideoWY Ghosts Steal Laundry Detergent From Motel LaundromatNurses 'Secretly Keep a Bad Baby Name Book' to Make Fun of Parents' Bizarre ChoicesDruggie PA Trucker Calls Cops On Self For Cocaine UseHandyman Converts a Pink Barbie “Dream Car” That Runs On $3 of GasSocial Media In A Sugar-Shock Over “Kool-Aid Drip Jar Pineapple Spears”Drunk Driver Led Police On Chase Through An Active Ironman RaceFL Man Shows Up At Traffic Stop Claiming To Be The Driver's LawyerPasadena Officer Fired After Accidentally Shooting ColleagueReal Estate Agent Finds Arkansas House Overrun With SnakesAirport Officials Find 150 Venomous Scorpions In Man’s LuggageA CA Amazon Driver Seen on Camera Taking Cat from Home Now Insists the Animal Is HisTourist Sues Over ‘Serious’ Injuries Eating McMuffinPolice Dress As World Cup Mascots To Bust Drug DealerThere's the latest up-to-date current events with all the latest stupidity in the Insane Week In Review as well as our weekly "winners" who have been christened with our Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:29) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:19) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:16:22) Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned Off (00:21:53) Bigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot Conference (00:27:43) Parents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It’s NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny) (00:34:25) "Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Goblintimacy’ is a New Trend (00:40:39) New Zealand Tourist Attraction Closes After Visitors Poop Inside Building (00:45:55) Shanghai Tech Company Invents Robotic Toilet On Wheels (00:52:40) A Mom Accidentally Baked “D!¢k Bread” for Her Nephew's 9th Birthday (00:58:14) Ask Pancho (01:11:38) Insane Game Show (01:28:57) Coming Next Episode (01:40:01) Closing What better place to have a Bigfoot Conference than Florida...which is full of swamplands perfect for Sasquatch! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" would love to attend one! Chinese scientists have developed a potty that comes to you when you have to go. I'm thinking about getting one for my 91-y/o mother-in-law. And "Pancho" loves eating freshly grain-ground bread from Mrs. Pancho, but she's never made a loaf like this one Mom, who tried to design it like a #9 for her 9-y/o son who loves bread... except that to the adults in the room, it didn't really look like the #9....In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Perfectionism is Increasing Young Adults—As is Economic PressureLab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned OffBigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot ConferenceParents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It’s NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny)"Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Goblintimacy’ is a New TrendNew Zealand Tourist Attraction Closes After Visitors Poop Inside BuildingShanghai Tech Company Invents Robotic Toilet On WheelsA Mom Accidentally Baked “D!¢k Bread” for Her Nephew's 9th Birthday"Pancho" tackles a couple of questions from a very angry woman who got into a snit-fit with a restaurant owner over taking home "leftovers" from an all-you-can-eat bar, and whether giving your "significan other" cash as a gift is a "cop-out". Test your stupidity against Pancho's in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you can score lower than he did!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:51:37) Insane Week In Review (01:05:34) Genius Awards (01:16:39) Closing Residents in a quaint neighborhood in the UK were jolted from their sanguine lifestyle when a couple came jogging through down their street...wearing nothing but a smile. If you love sourdough bread, you might change your appetite when you find out this batch was made from the yeast of a 5,300-y/o mummy's intestines. Employees who work the overnight shift at convenience stores see a lot. And those at an OH Sheetz convenience store saw too much when a man showed up at 6am without pants looking for a towel.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Wrong-Way MN Driver Blames Her Dog For Deadly Head-On CrashDisney Adult Arrested After Restaurant Seating TantrumFlorida Man On Tricycle Steals Garden Gnomes In North Ft. MeyersNaked FL Man Grabs Female DoorDash Worker During Food DeliveryPA Dad Threatened to Shoot Son During Argument Over Weed WhackerScientists Extract 5,300-y/o Yeast From Ötzi the Iceman to Bake Sourdough BreadOver 100,000 Hissing Madagascar Cockroaches Seized In Contraband HaulUgly In A Beautiful Way: Denmark's Mullet ChampionCanadian City Identifies “Garbage Juice” As The Source Of Years-Long Stench Plaguing Neighborhoods“Delusional” French Woman Marries Japanese Comic Book Cartoon CharacterA 28-y/o Florida Man Intentionally Rams Into Police CarSweden Lowers Age For Prison Sentences Amid Gang Violence Crisis To 13-y/oMom Insists Video Of Toddler Wearing Ankle Weights Was A JokeFL Woman Accused Of 911 Abuse After 171 Calls Complaining About NeighborsOhio Cops Arrest Pantless Man At A Sheetz Yelling At CustomersWoman Leaves Dog At Home. Then She Catches Amazon Driver On Ring Camera Taking It With HerAR Meteorologist Continues Weather Report As Fire Breaks Out In StudioWoman Extracted From Apartment Building Trash Chute After 10-Story FallNaked UK Couples Spotted Jogging In Streets and “Jiggling” In A SalonFL Woman Punches A Pregnant Driver, Attacks Older Woman, and Bites Officer In Road-Rage IncidentWild AR 100-mph Police Chase That EJECTS 4-MONTH OLD Baby In CrashAnother stupid week of current events awaits in the Insane Week In Review and you get to meet 7 new "winners" in stupendous stupidity with this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:24:14) WY Shoplifter Can’t Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELF (00:28:18) WHO’D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo Taxi (00:34:36) An AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show (00:38:45) 'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dating Trend? (00:43:03) SURVEY SEZ: 25% of Teen Boys Choose AI Girlfriends Over Real Girls (00:47:21) Gen Z Singles Go on 'Practice Dates' With Unattractive People To Build Dating Confidence (00:53:46) Mom Sues Campbell’s, Walmart—Found Moving Parasites In SpaghettiOs (00:58:02) Ask Pancho (01:08:39) Insane Game Show (01:24:37) Coming Next Episode (01:31:23) Closing We're all familiar with the movies or TV shows that depict androids and robots going rogue and taking over humanity. Could it be happening in China? An AI robot in a clown wig was demostrating karate moves & karate-kicked a child in the gut...and then looked guilty. Gen Alpha is looking for love in AI girlfriends because hearing a real girl say "No" is just too traumatic. Not near as traumatic as what my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes when a Mom was opening a can of SpaghettiOs for her kid & found wiggly things in the sauce...In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Kid Doesn't Eat At Restaurant, You Shouldn't Pay?WY Shoplifter Can’t Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELFWHO’D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo TaxiAn AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dating Trend?SURVEY SEZ: 25% of Teen Boys Choose AI Girlfriends Over Real GirlsGen Z Singles Go on 'Practice Dates' With Unattractive People To Build Dating ConfidenceMom Sues Campbell’s, Walmart—Found Moving Parasites In SpaghettiOsPancho has a couple of questions he answers about a girl who was told by her friend the he had feelings for her but he was "tipsy" when he said it...so should she risk it; And another dealing with a couple who were told they were "bad parents" because 1 of their 4 boys had gotten in trouble with the law. You can also play along with "Pancho" in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you are more stupid than he is when it comes to answering a few trendy questions.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:55:06) Insane Week In Review (01:07:58) Genius Awards (01:17:44) Closing When "oral" arguments are "performed" in the Judge's chambers, it shouldn't include moaning and kissing. Harry Potter fans are flooding social media with the cell phone video of what appears to be "Hagrid", who had his pants and underwear drop to the ground while fighting police trying to handcuff him. You have to be "looney tune" to be as stupid as some of the characters highlighted in the podcast. And we introduce you to him and the 20 year sentence he received.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Florida Man Arrested After Naked Pool IncidentFlorida: Where You May Withstand a Daily Golf Ball Barrage"Moaning" And "Kissing": Federal Judge Caught Having Sex With High-Ranking Police Officer During Working Hours79-y/o FL Man Arrested For Wearing A Thong Around Apartment ComplexMore Than Half of Men Think Meat is ‘Masculine’Man Gets Stuck In Wet Concrete After Removing "Road Closed" SignHow DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Demolish Your Own HOMEA Rhode Island High School's Yearbooks Misspell The Word "School"Influencer Banned From All Six Flags Parks for LIFE After Chicken Nugget Eating Coaster StuntMilan Must Repair Bull Mosaic’s Testicles Again Due To Handsy TouristsGen Z Influencers Embracing “Tanmaxxing” Despite Dermatologists’ WarningsFL Man Whips Out His “Chimichanga” At Taco Bell—Pet Fish Found In His BackpackNova Scotia Father Unable to Work Due to Rare 'Auto-Brewery' SyndromeOR Man Named “Loony Toon” Sentenced to 20 Yr.s For Shooting at PoliceFlorida Woman Calls Multiple Times 911 After Bar Denies Her Jell-O ShotOH Man Eats Entire Pizza—Then Complains, Calls The CopsOutback Steakhouse Sued for $1.5M After Diner Slips on Mashed PotatoesMD Man’s Pants and Underwear DROP To The Ground During Police ArrestFlorida Road Rage!!...At Raising Cane’sMom Buys Daughter a Honda for Graduation w/Cash—Daughter Asked Her to Sell It and Get a MercedesSTUPID KIDS: New Orleans Teens Try To Steal Ubers—While Wearing Ankle MonitorsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:39) A PIece of My Mind (00:04:25) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:27:47) UK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like' (00:33:32) Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In Alabama (00:38:06) When Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 Times (00:42:12) Russian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden Branch In His Eye Socket (00:46:23) St. John’s Co., FL Principal Placed On Leave Over Fetty Wap Yearbook Quote (00:50:27) Poland’s Bus 666 Is Going Back To Hel, Despite Religious Opposition (00:54:24) Luxury “Penis Cream” Company Reportedly Files Lawsuit Against Brad Pitt (01:00:48) Ask Pancho (01:10:01) Insane Game Show (01:28:13) Coming Next Episode (01:32:31) Closing Grocery stores used to have special sale nights on single serving products to lure singles to shop & possibly find a date at the same time. Now, if you want to hook up, just hang around Walmart on a Saturday in Alabama. The FL School District where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" attended is embroiled in a mystery involving a school principal and a controversial quote by Fetty Wap that made it in the school's yearbook. But the principal says she didn't write it & it somehow sneaked past Quality Control. Brad Pitt has had his share of court battles with his ex-wife & children, but now his "Beau Domaine" skin care company is getting sued by another skin care company called "Beau D." that's specifically made for the foreskin....In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] SURVEY: Americans Increasingly Distrust Device Software UpdatesUK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like'Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In AlabamaWhen Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 TimesRussian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden Branch In His Eye SocketSt. John’s Co., FL Principal Placed On Leave Over Fetty Wap Yearbook QuotePoland’s Bus 666 Is Going Back To Hel, Despite Religious OppositionLuxury “Penis Cream” Company Reportedly Files Lawsuit Against Brad Pitt"Pancho" lends his sage advice as we have 2 people who want to "ASK PANCHO" about what to do when a husband openly "flirts" with another woman in front of his wife while on a cruise together & is it proper for a woman to use her "Pretty Privllege" to get ahead in life. This week's Insane Game Show was almost too much for "Pancho" so see if you can score better than he did!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:46) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:36) Insane Week In Review (01:05:16) Genius Awards (01:18:41) Closing You would expect a computer to do a better job at announcing a graduating class than those careless humans. But not Glendale Community College in AZ. The AI had a total meltdown. If you live in State College, PA like I do, you already know of the bargains you can find in a dumpster outside a dormitory at Penn State University. But now, other people living on college campuses are finding out how profitable it can be to dumpster dive on college campuses. Graduation is always a special time for celebrations...especially for little tykes moving out from Kindergarten. However when the parents spar for prime seating to watch their little cherub receive their "diploma", you get ringside seats at a WWE match.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Naked FL Man Arrested for Destroying a Neighbor's Spazzing Motion LightAustralian Shoppers Find Live Frog (Named Greg) In Grocery Store LettuceHidden Cameras Found Tucked in Bushes in Quiet CA NeighborhoodMI High School Student Almost Shot by Police During Sr. Prank Using A Water GunAZ College Used AI To Read Graduate Names and It Ended up MalfunctioningFL Teacher Removed From Classroom After Hanging Black Doll by Cord in Front of StudentsFL Teen Calls 911 on His Mom over Drunken SpeedingNew Side Hustle: Dumpster Diving...at College CampusesThe Case of the Colorado "Oatmeal Cream Pie Bandit"Stupid "Fancy Food Words" on Menus That Just Make You Roll Your EyesNJ Man Set Off Fireworks Inside a Walmart—to Steal $10,000 in JewelryA High School Accidentally Served a Dessert of..."Baked Dirt"Bolt CEO Let Go of His Entire HR Team for Creating Problems That Didn't ExistFL Woman accused of throwing feces at father during fightMysterious Poop On a Roof Leads Homeowner Face-to-Face With a MOUNTAIN LIONTX Steakhouse Offers Customers Refunds—IF They Can Eat A 72-oz. SteakLyft Driver Uses AI To Fake Car Damage–Charges Passengers Extra FeesFight Over Seating at Kindergarten Graduation Leaves A Person HospitalizedSurvey: 91% of new US citizens pass the 20-Question citizenship test—Only 36% of current Americans DoFL Dad Threatens School Bus Driver With For Yelling At His Kids—then Realized It Was The Wrong DriverSuddenly, NY Commits More SIN That Las VegasThe current events couldn't get any more stupid than the Insane Week In Review and the stupidity couldn't get any more stupendous than with the 7 "winners" in this week's Genius Awardsi!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:16:44) Is the Secret to Men’s Longevity a Great Butt? (00:23:52) People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face’ (00:33:52) CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs (00:38:51) Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode’ (00:43:40) Woman Gives Birth to Baby in a Courtroom During Her Arraignment (00:47:49) Chess Boxing: A Hybrid Bloodsport (00:55:23) Woman Hid Bottle Of Wine In Her Vagina While Being Booked Into Jail (01:01:26) Ask Pancho (01:19:44) Insane Game Show (01:43:58) Coming Next Episode (01:51:01) Closing Take a look at your behind and you might be able to determine if you'll have a long life. But does this mean that when you make it to 90 you're butt won't sag? If playing chess is too boring and boxing is too simple-minded...just combine them both & voila! Joey Chestnut may be good at stuffing wieners in his mouth, but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an insane story of how one lady put a full 750ml bottle of "Cupcake Pinot Grigio" in her hooha.... In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Research Confirms Today’s Music Really Is As Bad As You Think It Is and It’s Only Getting WorseIs the Secret to Men’s Longevity a Great Butt?People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face’CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode’Woman Gives Birth to Baby in a Courtroom During Her ArraignmentChess Boxing: A Hybrid BloodsportWoman Hid Bottle Of Wine In Her Vagina While Being Booked Into JailPancho tackles some tough questions this week on helping a single mom navigate her nerdy &  timid high school Junor with asking out a popular high school Senior cheerleader to the prom as well as solving a parenting dispute over a 15-y/o son who was caught by a neighbor drinking beer...and the dad thinks he's learned his lesson but mom wants him grounded for a year. And play along with "Pancho" in another crazy round of the Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:49:30) Insane Week In Review (01:01:39) Genius Awards (01:11:56) Closing Congratulations to my hometown's School Board for making it on the podcast for a patently stupid decision to keep a student that the district had previously called a "standout" from graduating & getting a diploma...all because of an oversight that "happens every day". FL police encounter many strange instances when pursuing an offender on the highway, but getting into a police chase with the Easter Bunny was one of the more memorable ones. The Mayor of Los Angeles, CA made a memorable moment when she declared that meth addicts in the city were not getting jobs because of their bad teeth...so she is proposing dental implants for all meth addicts.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Grandma and Grandpa Are Skipping The Doctor And Going To The Weed DispensaryFL Burglars Broke Into a School, and Stole 100 Hot Dogs‘Turf War’ Brawl Breaks Out Between NYC Female Hot Dog VendorsA Baker Set Fire to a Birthday Cake...When a Customer Found Out Her Boyfriend Was CheatingRaccoons Invade Elementary Washington, DC Elementary SchoolUCF Commencement Speaker Booed When She Said How Great AI IsA Man Dressed As A 6’ Pencil Is Running for Governor in OregonCity Executive in Trouble After Having Helicopter Land in Public Park for Daughter's Prom PhotosLos Angeles Mayor Karen Bass Proposes Free Teeth For Meth AddictsWomen Are Begging Men to Stop...Wearing Flip-FlopsFL Man Leads Police on a High-Speed Chase Dressed as the Easter BunnyFL Woman Wearing Crocs Arrested After Taking A Red Bull Truck On A Multi-County Police ChaseFL Bachelorette Pool Party Crashed By Peeping Tom in the BushesDoctors share the best time of day to…poopDriver Pulls Gun on Woman For Honking at Him in McDonald's Drive-ThruLong-Haired Teen Guys In OK Stole Bongs...Without Much of a PlanMcDonald’s Video Shows Worker Stuff Fries in Her Mouth Before Putting Them in Customer’s CartonFL Man Blew Fentanyl in a Cop's Face, and Said "It's Sugar"A Guy Was Caught Stealing the "O" from a Police Department SignNew Foodie Trend—Biblically EatingHigh School Senior Who VOLUNTARILY Surrenders A Forgotten Utility Knife In His Pocket While At A School Event Expelled 3 Weeks From Commencement And Will Not Be Allowed To GraduateMore stupidity from the latest current events in the Insane Week In Review and you'll meet this week's 7 "winner" in our Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:02:02) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:54:41) Ask Pancho (01:05:17) Insane Game Show (01:26:55) Coming Next Episode (01:36:04) Closing The thought of breaking open a Cadbury chocolate egg might make your mouth water, but if you see something that looks like that when you cut open an onion...you'll probably gag. Which is what one woman did when she cut open an onion she bought from Walmart. The term, "Car Ranch" is not a nickname for a used car lot, but it may not be something you want to put in your mouth either. Some residents in Philadelphia may be getting some home-spun honey right from the city's sewers. Do you have the cajones (or the stupidity) to engage in the new "trend" of ballmaxxing? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will peel back the underbelly of humanity to expose some of the most unbelievable stupidty of the week!In the Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Why We Can’t Pay Attention…New Term: "Car Ranch"...and One Mother Is HorrifiedWoman Cuts Open Onion from Walmart—What She Finds Inside Makes Her GagPA Beekeeper Works To Rescue 10,000 Bees Living In Philadelphia SewerEmpty Waymo Vehicles Circle Atlanta Neighborhood Cul-De-Sac for HoursConstruction Worker ‘Catapulted’ Out of ‘Defective’ Port-a-Potty...His Sex Life Never The SameCleavage Is Becoming More Popular—Male—CleavageMen Are Inflating Their 'Family Jewels' to Grapefruit Size in Dangerous 'Ballmaxxing' TrendPancho will also be answering more burning questions from you like what a single mom should do if her 7-y/o wants to watch the new documentary about Michael Jackson and whether it's a good idea to take a lie-detector test before getting married. Play along with Pancho this week to see if you're more stupid than he is at trying to play this week's Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:57:00) Insane Week In Reivew (01:13:34) Genius Awards (01:25:36) Closing A high school couple really "lit up" their prom with their "Dumb & Dumber" outfits! A new coffee craze may light you up with Salmonella. A man who just wanted a fill-up for his Chevy Corvette C8 Z06 got more than he bargained for when a "Karen" went ape over the noise from his car because of her Tinnitus.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...FL Man Tries Scanning a Banana in Self-Checkout for a Computer ScreenNew UFO Records Reveal More Sightings—Critics Say It’s A “Nothing Burger”Mad FL Mom Kicks A Young Child at Youth Football GameHow DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Drive Onto a Sidewalk To Chase a Kid on a Dirt BikeNaked FL man threatens beachgoers with drill after deck chair disputeShould a Guy's Girlfriend Give Up the Front Seat to His Mother?TikTok Stupidity—AGAIN: Don’t Microwave “NeeDoh” Toys! It Will Blow Up In Your Face…LITERALLYA Woman Wants to Know If Anyone Is Actually Following the Instructions for Kraft Mac and CheeseA 28-y/o Bronx Woman Poses as High Schooler And RE-ENROLLSTX “Karen” Kicks Loud Corvette at Gas Station—Because She Has "Tinnitus"AR Family Finds Homeless Man Living in Their Basement After Things Go  Missing in HomeFlorida: Where You Might Find 2 Alligators Fighting—On Your PorchFL City Commissioner Accused of Battery Over Patting Colleague on ShoulderFrontier Airlines Plane Strikes, Kills Person Walking Along Airport RunwayEgg Coffee Is Going Viral, As Are Its Health ConcernsWorried About the Hantavirus? A Woman Goes Viral for Her "Can't Do Another Pandemic" RantA KY Mom Gave 22-Month-Old Son a Tattoo Because He ‘Wanted’ OneGas Thieves In MN Are Drilling Into Vehicle Tanks and Stealing FuelWV Woman Busted For Chasing Down and Shooting at Driver Who Hit a Chicken in the RoadTourist Sues—and Wins—A $1,100 Refund Over Resort’s “Towel Reserving” Enforcement Over Deck ChairsHigh School Seniors Go Viral After They Wear Prom Outfits Inspired By "Dumb and DumberAnd there's more stupidity in the latest current events from the Insane Week In Review as well as this week's "winners" who receive the Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:38) A Piece of My Mind (00:04:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:10:06) Mrs. Pancho's Potty Stop Stupidity (00:19:06) Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip (00:23:29) A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats (00:26:57) Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads (00:32:37) Tech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIES (00:37:08) Man Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb Testing (00:44:19) Woman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox Injector (00:48:21) Man Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer Awareness (00:55:28) Insane Game Show (01:14:17) Coming Next Episode (01:25:21) Closing If you still believe that the moon landing in the 1970s was filmed on a Hollywood soundstage, you're probaby stupid enough to believe that presidential assasination attempts are orchestrated by Hollywood producers. My Insane FL Nephew found out late in life that he is an identical twin, which was pretty atounding. What if you found out that your twin sibling has a different DAD than you? He will tell you a tale about this phenomenon that only has occurred a couple dozen times in humanity. If Grandma has always wanted to leave this earth with a bang, one family found out that this actually happened by mistake when they thought she would just be creamated. What they found out was that parts of her were probably still floating down somewhere over Nebraska....In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] About ¼ of Americans Believe Trump Assassination Attempts Were StagedWoman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To StripA TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber EatsSuper Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different DadsTech Wearables Are Going Fully Off the Rails—With MIND-READING BEANIESMan Suing Body Donation Company After Mother's Corpse Was Used for Bomb TestingWoman Left With STIFF Lips After Session With Bogus Botox InjectorMan Pulls Car 131 Ft, With Penis—While On Fire—For Prostate Cancer AwarenessTest your stupidity skills against Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show and hear about a wild potty stop at a FL Cracker Barrel where "Mrs. Pancho" had to fish out a potty seat from poop water in the restraunt bathroom!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:53:00) Insane Week In Review (01:07:07) Genius Awards (01:20:08) Closing We've all had one of "those" neighbors...but in Florida, that could be something unbelievable. Such as the one neighbor lady who smeared human waste all over the neighborhood. The days of enjoying a bowl of cereal & slurping down the "cereal milk" are about to be replaced with bone broth and stew ...for breakfast. The tradition "trivia night" at the local pub is becomeing obsolete & the new trend in bar life is drawing people naked. Try doing that after a few shots.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Teen's Perfect Prom Promposal Gets All “MORP’d” UpA 60-Ton Animatronic Dinosaur Bursts Into Flames at KS Theme Park After Getting Struck by LightningA Couple Delays Flight an Hour While Arguing With Crew Over SeatingFrustrated By A 3-4-Hour Delay, Passenger Tries to Get Off The Plane—Through The EMERGENCY DoorVisitors to Six Flags in San Antonio Left Hanging in Mid-Air for About 10 Minutes After Ride Stopped Because a Guest Had Their Phone OutFL Woman Was Arrested After "Feces-ing" on EverythingExperts Have Joined the Debate on Which Way to Face in the ShowerMillennial Mom Slammed For Teaching Her Kids Not to ShareSOUP Over Cereal: The New Breakfast TrendColorado Officially Bans Pet Stores from Selling Dogs and CatsAmazon Delivery Woman Caught Peeing Between 2 Vehicles Outside Customer's HomeThe Takeover BEGINS: Robot Passenger Causes Flight DelayJimmy Kimmel Jokes About ex-NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani Being in ‘the Grave’ Days Before HospitalizationWedding DJ’s Loud Music Cause 140 Chickens To Die of Heart AttacksOnlyFans Star Plans to Marry Herself—in a $20K GownVirginia Mayor Arrested After Showing Up Drunk to Train DerailmentMass Brawl Breaks Out Between High School Girls at Softball GameHomeowners’ Delivery Driver Hack Beats Google MapsPlane Returns to Gate After GA Flier Won't Hang Up Her PhoneA 13-Ft. Crocodile Visits Zimbabwe Hotel Restaurant–Checks Kitchen MenuThere's the latest stupidity from today's headlines in the Insane Week In Review as well as the 7 new "winner" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:36) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:15) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:44) CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her Alone (00:31:32) Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies (00:36:12) Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese Scheme (00:41:19) Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During Treatment (00:46:35) Meet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins Back (00:53:04) Have You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"? (00:57:55) Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The Reality (01:04:35) Ask Pancho (01:16:43) Insane Game Show (01:37:13) Coming Next Episode (01:42:17) Closing Probation officers go through a lot when enforcing violators, but how many have had to fight through a swarm of weaponized bees set loose by an angry woman? Some things were never meant to be undone...but if you're stupid enough, you still might make it happen. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell explain the daunting task of uncircumcising yourself. Stupid criminal have come up with some pretty ingenius ways to steal money, but using Chick-Fil-A Mac-n-Cheese to steal $80-grand is the most stupid of them all.In this Weekend Episode...A Piece of My Mind…Parents Require A 20-y/o To Sign a Contract To Keep Living at HomeCA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her AloneMassachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against DeputiesChick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese SchemeCancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Accent During TreatmentMeet The Men Who Want Their Foreskins BackHave You Tried the Viral Trend..."Fart Salad"?Ozempic Penis: The Good, The Bad, and The RealityPancho answers more burning questions about dealing with family loyalty in a family feud and planning a birthday party for your child that includes a decision on whether his best friend should be invited because the Mom can't stand the kid's mother. Play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" where we have a special "Jeopardy!"-themed bonus!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:05) Insane Week In Review (01:05:44) Genius Awards (01:14:58) Closing What would you do if you were a cop talking to an arson suspect with burnt eyebrows? Find out what the real cops did. If your apartment rent is too high in San Francisco, how about sleeping in a sleeping pod for just $700? Who says the Finnish don't have a the sense of humor like a middle school boy? They put it on display for all of the airline world to see! In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Arson Suspect Shows Up To Police Interview With Burnt Eyebrows"Twerking" Substitute Teacher Considered Herself a "Million-Dollar Prostitute"Hindu Temple Requires Visitors To Drink Cow Urine Before EntryPapa John's Customer Fuming over Tipping Reminder on Their Pizza BoxA Man Was Arrested for Selling a "Fake" Rolex...That Turned Out to Be RealWould You Rent—For $700 a Month—A Sleeping Pod?OR Woman Claims She Found Glove, Possible Finger Tip in Bottle of Orange JuiceFL Teens Arrested After Joy-Riding Lawnmower Through Target StoreFL Woman “Farding” In Her Car Was So Distracted She Didn’t Notice the Police Car Next to HerFL Police Investigate Video of Officer Allegedly Racing Driver In a MARKED Patrol CarFL A Woman Got So Hammered She Zonked Out in a TeslaTable at Restaurant Sends Steak Back So Many Times They Get Cut OffPilots Were Taking Selfies Before Mid-Air Collision Involving 2 Fighter JetsFinnish Air Force Pilots Disciplined For Drawing Penises In The SkyIndiana Woman Discovers Identical Doppelgänger At DMV License RenewalWHATABRAWL—Massive Viral Brawl Breaks Out at TX Whataburger!Public Urination Flows 50% More In New York CityCA Dentist Sentenced For Sexual Assault Over 10-yr. Period—Given To A Man Named, Weidong WangHow Many Times a Week Men Should Be Getting Their Morning "Wood"A Democrat State Senator in VA Says He Knows All About Rural America Because He Watched "Dukes of Hazzard"Missouri Man Busted For Dancing Naked at A Grocery StoreAll of the latest stupid current events are covered in the Insane Week In Review and all of the "winners" in stupendous stupidity await in our weekly Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:09) Weekend Stupidity (Without Pancho Guero) (00:31:06) Weekend Round-Up In Stupidity (00:37:50) Ask A Caller (00:44:08) Closing If your truck is lifted so much that you are driving over other cars...Lamborghini Huracán...maybe go with a half-ton. If you believed the urban legend of where a Chinese restaurant was the cat population was low, you might rethink that notion after you find out what was sitting next to the food at the "China Queen" in Pineville, LA. If you're vacationing in Florence, Italy and admiring the ancient sculptures... keep your hands to yourself. Especially if it's the genitals of a statue that was created 460 years ago. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gureo" is getting old and senile--he "just remembered" he has to be at "Little Pancho's" Homeschool Graduation and so he isn't available for this weekend episode. But that doesn't mean all is lost! I've thrown in some surprises to keep you entertained...In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027Teachers Share the Stupidest Things Their Students Have Ever DoneFamily Clones Deceased Man With AI To Protect 80-y/o Mom From GriefFL Woman Didn’t See Lamborghini In Parking Spot In Front Of Her Lifted Truck—So She Drove OVER ItTeen Girl Fires Cop’s Lost Gun, Mistaken As A Prop At A Gaming CenterRoadkill Found in The Freezer of a Chinese Restaurant In LouisianaNY Bakery Shows Support For Buffalo Sabres With “X-Rated” BreadWoman Damages 16th-Century Statue By Trying To Touch Its PenisI'm introducing a special segment this week since the show is short-handed... It's the Weekend Round-Up with a "lightning round" of a few newsmakers from the week! And since there's the absence of "Pancho", this week, I'll "ASK A CALLER" whether it's still socially acceptable to spank your children. This, after last week's observance of "National Spank Out Day"!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:55:13) Insane Week In Review (01:13:09) Genius Awards (01:25:39) Closing Those GenZ kids are at it again...asking for meetings with co-workers because their lonely. Don't piss away an opportunity to give back to Mother Nature when you can transform your pee into tomato plant food. The "breakfast of champions" is no longer "Wheaties", it's BEEF--it's what's for breakfast..with milk...In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Burglary Call In Washington State Turned Out to Be a ‘Crisis of Bowels'Don't Like Needles? What If You Could Get a Shot by Drinking a Beer?Oreo's Dill Pickle Flavor Divides Social MediaGuy Who’s Paid to Drink 10 Pints a Day Bought a House from His BoozingYour PEE Could Help Fertilize The WorldProtein PowerUP: Meaties Beef CerealTroopers Catch Guy Who Kept Tally of Times He Escaped CopsAmazon Delivery Drones Involve a 10-Ft. Drop, so Do Items Break?Getting “Pickled”—Literally? Pabst Blue Ribbon and Grillo's Pickles Launch Limited-Edition Pickle BeerPilots Caught Meowing and Barking On An Emergency Aviation FrequencyPay What You Owe...Or Dumpster Company Will Dump Mounds of Trash In Your DrivewayAussie Woman Sick Of Dating Apps Creates A Google Application Form—260 Men RespondFL City Mayor Flunks Drug Test While on Probation For Drunk DrivingGen Z Workers Want 'Virtual Coffee Breaks' and Zoom Gossip Sessions to Make Their Work From Home Experience BetterGA Lawmaker Wore Blackface to Be Kanye West Next to His Wife as Kim KardashianYouTube Ragebaiter Kisses Statue in South Korea—Ends Up In JAIL3 Hits, 20 Runs, and 0 Dignity: MD College Team Invents “Self-Serve Baseball”Pleasure Trip? Creepy FL Man Caught Driving Around With His “Joy Stick”Forget Politics Or Used Cars: Now You Could Get Rich Selling S#!t—IF You’re Healthy EnoughChinese Man Spends 8 YEARS with Metal Chopstick Stuck in His ThroatFL Man Forced His Girlfriend Into The Trunk Of His Car Because She Didn't Want To Be Around HimMore stupidity coming at you from the latest headlines in the Insane Week In Review and more "geniuses" ...including a infamous late night talk show bully in the weekly Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:09) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:16) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:14:23) Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It (00:19:18) A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check (00:22:52) Air-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky (00:27:46) Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus? (00:33:22) Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet" (00:38:00) Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through Gate (00:41:15) Inmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it after (00:44:51) Ask Pancho (01:07:05) Insane Game Show (01:26:04) Closing These drug dealers will stoop to no limit to hide their contraband from authorities...like the man who took fentanyl hidden up his rectum & popped it into his mouth. The Chinese are pretty innovative when it comes to new ideas, but is this idea just a bit over the top...or maybe under your bottom...with back seat toilets for your car. Next time you & your significant other want to spice things up when on vacation to FL, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a travel tip for you: Try the latest Airbnb option...with chains and leather. In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Disney World Ticket Prices Set to Rise in 2027: "People Keep Going"Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing ItA 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare CheckAir-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The KinkyWould You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus?Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet"Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through GateInmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it afterPancho dives in head-first in answering a couple of questions like the proper age for a 16-y/o daughter to start dating and how far is "too far" when a co-worker is super chatty with your wife? Pancho takes on another round of the Insane Game Show, so see if you can match his skill!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:50:16) Insane Week In Review (01:04:46) Genius Awards (01:21:38) Closing A bird underwater? It's possible now thanks to a man who built a tiny submarine for his parakeet. A driver from NY tried his hand at being a FL Man by dancing by the freeway...wearing nothing but a hardhat. TikTok has again proven that the stupidest hacks are found there by convincing idiots to smear sugar on their buttholes to treat hemorrhoids. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more stupid, you have this podcast.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...OR Judge Says She's Too Busy Running for Reelection to Oversee CasesMan Orders 11 McDonald's Meals for His Large Family in a Drive-Thru, and It Required "Management Approval"Woman Makes Boyfriend Sign 'Performance Improvement Plan' After He Forgot That It Was Her BirthdayUnsupervised Child at Hersheypark Zoo Injured by Wolf After Crawling Under Safety BarrierStupid Alabama Mom Used Bear Spray on a ChildHunter Biden Challenges Don Jr. and Eric Trump to a Cage FightHalf Of A Colorado Sheriff’s Office Indicted On Multiple Criminal ChargesGoin’ Viral: Parrakeet Explores Bahamas in a Custom-Built SUBMARINEPeople Are Literally Eating Mini Clay Pots on TikTokFL Woman Lost Her Mind Because of Peppers on Her Subway SandwichFlorida: Where You Might Notice a Dead Alligator On a Car RoofA Pennsylvania Pair Steal 96 Bananas From a WawaNY Driver Wearing Only A Hardhat Arrested For Nude Dancing In FLElon Musk's Head Was Roaming San Francisco–On A Robot DogSailor Says He Found a Dead Rat in His Monster Energy DrinkLee Co., FL Woman Busted For Driving 123 MPH—DrunkFL “Froggers” In Flagler Co.: Middle School Boys Play Out Video Game In Real LifeNantucket Flight Returns Safely After Cabin Door Blows Open Mid-AirPA Man Is Injured After Dropping Pipe Bomb He Made To Entertain GuestsPA Man “Clocks” A Co-Worker One Minute After Clocking In At His JobTikTok Hemorrhoids Hack: Should You Put Sugar On Your Butthole?You'll get all the stupidity from the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and meet all the stupendous "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:47) A Piece of My Mind (00:08:28) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:36) A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species (00:35:16) (Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff (00:39:03) Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves (00:43:04) Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE (00:48:38) Human Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg Hunt (00:52:26) Video Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into Disneyland (00:56:24) Greek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSE (01:01:08) Ask Pancho (01:15:14) Insane Game Show (01:33:19) Coming Next Episode (01:42:35) Closing Apparently the way police in CA destress during a police stand-off is with Tinder. As cops swarm a suspect in a shoot-out, one sheriff deputy is swiping left. Children with baskets are frolicking at a delightful Easter egg hunt when one egg looked bigger than the rest--because it was a human skull. A woman's sinus infection turned out to be a larve infestation of the sheep bot fly! And stupidity managed to enter the recording of the podcast when the computer being used during the Insane Game Show started glitching after a wrong answer was given by my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"! Plenty of stupidity to go around...In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] Christian Metalcore Singer Magdalen Rose Facing Church Boycotts for Being Too HeavyA New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species(Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a StandoffStressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their NervesGuy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDEHuman Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg HuntVideo Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into DisneylandGreek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSEIn this week's Ask Pancho segment, my Insane FL Nephew addresses questions about a dilemma that a couple in a cross-country relationship is facing in their plans to meet half-way and how can a mom & a dad agree on proper discipline for a 14-y/o "drama queen" daughter. Play along with "Pancho" with the Insane Game Show to see if you're stupidity matches his!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:05:41) Insane Week In Review (01:20:07) Genius Awards (01:32:47) Closing A college prof has found a way to use manual typewriters to keep his students from using AI to write papers in class. And chaos ensued. A 71-y/o school bus driver of elementary students found a way to relieve himself...on the bus...with the students on board. And a dispute in a chicken coop where a family was living in West Virginia. Of course.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Husband of Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Led Cross-Dressing Double Life—Confesses His Lust For “huge, huge ridiculous boobs”FL Drug Dealer Smacked in the Head by a Flying Bag of CocaineProf Makes Students Use Manual Typewriters to Fight Against AI-WritingParenting Hack: Yelling "Jessica!" Can Stop Toddler Tantrums InstantlyA 71-y/o Massachusetts School Bus Driver Fired After Peeing Inside Bus–With Students on BoardRelief For Astronauts As Fault Fixed On NASA’s $30 Million Artemis II ToiletA Kentucky Equestrian Busted For GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)CA Gas Station Is Charging $9.99 for Gas—It Would Be More, But There Isn't Room for More DigitsAirport Baggage Handlers Vs. Baby Stroller....Who Ya Got?Another Waymo Screw-Up: Wrong Way Inside A Drive ThruFL Man Caught Trespassing...Wearing a Stolen Inmate UniformWest Virginia Woman Flew The Chicken Coop—Over a DisputeSchool Administrator Damages Bar, Is Found Passed Out In His UnderwearFL Couple Removed From Flight Due to Crying BabyWin A House With Liquid Death Running Through The FaucetsDynamic pricing? Walmart Rolls Out Digital Price Labels On All Shelves—What Could Go Wrong??People Keep POOPING ON Louisiana Deli’s Property—Fence Erected As Last ResortMan With 6 Pages Worth Of Criminal History Applied To Be A Police Officer(One of Life's Mysteries Solved)....Do Men or Women Have Worse Farts?Utah Guy Strips Butt Naked in Front of A Crowd of Mormon Church EventWashington State Woman Stabs Man in Back of Head With ToothbrushStay up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the insane Week In Review and hear about our 7 weekly "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:51) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:55) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:18:14) Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places (00:23:13) NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park (00:28:04) New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling' (00:34:37) (SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And Cheese (00:41:20) X-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress Relief (00:46:40) School Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting (00:53:38) Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A Problem (00:58:14) Ask Pancho (01:06:53) Insane Game Show (01:24:15) Coming Next Episode (01:30:36) Closing Remember the Good Ol' Days when Bob Hope would help with morale by visiting the US troops with his stand-up routine? Well, it's a new century and a new way to boost morale...from an OnlyFans model sending X-Rated "Care Packages" to help make a good soldier stand at attention. Lunch Breaks are now used by Gen Z employees to de-stress by taking naps and crying. Remember in prior episodes of the stories about people breaking their legs & inserting metal rods to make them taller...or smashing their cheekbones for that "chisled" manly look? Now they're breaking ribs to get a smaller waistline. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you many more ways people can be stupid this week!In this Weekend Episode...A Piece of My Mind…Dumb People Are Terrible At Judging Other People's IntelligenceGen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange PlacesNJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme ParkNew Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'(SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And CheeseX-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress ReliefSchool Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board MeetingWham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A ProblemWe've got a couple of questions sent in for "Pancho" to answer having to do with more relationship situations...such as one woman who's boyfriend wants to loan money to his "ex" and another woman who is having cold feet abotu marrying her boyfriend because he is so "unlucky". And I've re-tooled our Insane Game Show to bring the best of both worlds from our previous version to the newest version ...just to keep things stupid! See if you can play along with "Pancho"!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:56:35) Insane Week In Review (01:09:34) Genius Awards (01:25:21) Closing If the only way to treat retinal cancer was to put pig semen in your eyes, would you do it? I'm betting you would...provided no one told you what was in the treatment. Guys, what would be your method of keeping your "swimmers" fresh? A new study finds that there's a "sweet spot" if you want to keep your "count" high! There's also a sweet spot right below a "HOHO Chair" that's in the yard of a FL Man. A clown face that is a portal to Philadelphia. And the neighbors of Winter Park, FL are not too happy with this attraction because it's 24-ft. high and can be seen all over town. And you thought your neighbor was stupid.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Jesse Ventura Says Trump Faked Assassination Attempt In PennsylvaniaA Whole New Meaning to “Eye Contact” As Pig Semen Is Used To Make Eye Drops Delivering Cancer TreatmentIf You Love Your Lawn, You Can Get It Drunk on Natty Light FertilizerCOP Busted For Drunkenly Driving to Crime Scene While on DutyIs Barbie a Drug Mule Now?PA Guy Set Fire to Home While Singing 'Burning Down the House'Philadelphia Airport Sets Guinness World Record With Longest Line Of CheesesteaksFinnish Circus Performer Pulls 2,184-Pound Carriage With His NipplesA Man's 98th Arrest Involved a Custom Bong on His Car's DashAirline Passenger DIES During 14-HOUR Flight— Corpse Stored In GALLEYPlane Forced To Turn Around After It Hit a Coyote During TakeoffPants-Wearing Kangaroo Evades Authorities in Wild Chase—In WisconsinDrunk FL Man Drives Through Gate at the Airport—Tries to Board PlanesMan Calls 911 In The Car With His Son Who Got Pulled Over By A CopTiger Woods Arrested For Suspicion Of DUI After Crashing His Land Rover and His Circle Is Concerned: ‘You’re 50 and Need to Act Like It’Men Should Frequently Fire Off “Loads” To Prevent Sperm DeteriationThe Latest Protein Hack: Dumping Yogurt in Your CoffeeCA Man Found Drunk And Passed Out In Auto-Driving TeslaTeen Was So Frustrated with Potholes in His MI Community, He Went to Home Depot and Fixed Them HimselfIndiana Man Steals A Bud Light Truck—Leads Police On ChaseFL Artist Builds 24-Ft. High Potty Chair In His BackyardStay up-to-date with the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the Insane Week In Review and meet our 7 new "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:45) A PIece of My Mind (00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:14:05) McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers (00:19:29) FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response (00:24:01) Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car (00:36:48) Criminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen Car (00:42:29) Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter Bunny (00:47:50) FL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t Have (00:52:32) Woman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of Baby (00:57:39) Ask Pancho (01:07:57) Insane Game Show (01:25:51) Coming Next Episode (01:33:24) Closing Nowadays, just about any tech device runs a risk of being hacked. And it happened as a drive-thru customer at McD's tried to order a hamburger when the clerk's headphones were hijacked by a rogue frequency fraudster. Another guy tried a literal hands-on approach at hacking through an Easter Bunny costume...while the person was inside...to find out if it was a boy or a girl. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who is an identical twin himself) tells of a pair of identical twins that could be the next guest on Maury Povich's "Who's Your Daddy" because even the DNA tests couldn't tell which one was the daddy of a baby delivered by a woman who had sex with both twins within 4 days of each other...In this Weekend Episode...A Piece of My Mind…What Kids Actually Want From Play Time (It’s Not What Adults Think)McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to CustomersFL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad ResponseWoman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her CarCriminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen CarMan Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter BunnyFL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t HaveWoman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of BabyYou got questions? Pancho can answer them! He gives his sage wisdom on resolving the problem of an upset daughter who didn't hit her goal in Girl Scout Cookie sales...and whether Mom & Dad should just buy up all the surplus. Also he gives some advice to a guy who got "tip shamed" at a restaurant for not leaving a tip...despite putting the order in and paying for it at the kiosk himself. Play along with "Pancho" this week in the Insane Game Show and see if you come up with the answers faster than he can...and he takes a LOT of time to do it!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:15:07) insane Week In Review (01:26:50) Genius Awards (01:37:10) Closing You don't meet many people who look forward to spending any time in a hospital. Well, this time you're going to meed someone who not only likes spending time in the hospital, they haven't left in over 4 months and the hospital is now suing to evict her. Reports were pouring in all over from a moving sweet potato truck that was in flames and dropping hot potatoes along the road as it sped to the nearest fire department. Also from the Far East, customers in a Shanghai McDonald's were treated to robots dressed in uniform flipping their burgers...In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Survey Finds 19 Million Americans Have Seriously Thought About Shooting SomeoneFL Man Ran Into a River, and Was Tracked Down by Cops on PaddleboardsDischarged FL Hospital Patient Has Refused To Leave—For FIVE MonthsGen Z Thinks Capital Letters Are “Too Intense” and a Linguist AgreesMan In Japan Drives Flaming Food Truck To Firehouse—Dropping Roasted Potatoes Along The RoadNorth Carolina Woman Attacked By An Otter While Watching a MarathonMan Tries to Rob 6 NYC Banks in 5 Days—Made Off With Just $605Gen Z Wants ‘Green Days’ Off Work to Reconnect With NatureWhy Do Men Enjoy Farting So Much?Some People Are Deciding to Not Pay Their Federal Income TaxLive Possum Snuggles Stuffed Toys At Australian Airport StoreA Woman Stole a Car with Her Pet Kitten, and Freaked About Its Safety When Being ArrestedMom Arrested After Leaving 7 Kids Locked in Car While She GambledFL Woman—Four Loko Drunk—Busted With Minors in the Trunk and Backseat of CarMcDonald’s Experimenting With Robot Employees That Look Like Humans—And Even Dress in UniformCREEPER UPDATE: The “Parachuting Spiders” Are SpreadingMaintenance Worker Caught On Camera Peeing In Tenant's SinkGrandma Shocked as Meteorite Crashes Through Her RoofPeople Are Covering Their Smart Car Key Fobs in Tin FoilPolitics Makes Us More StupidMissouri Men Were Arrested for Harming a Woolly MammothCatch up on the stupidity from the latest current events from the Insane Week In Review and be introduced to the stupedous of stupidity with our 7 "winners" in the Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:06:52) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:21:43) Woman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them Back (00:26:22) AirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In Damage (00:31:38) Weirdo Breaks Into Woman’s Home and Sucks Her Toes While She Slept (00:35:46) Poodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog Show (00:41:06) High-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle House (00:46:35) Professional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MD (00:52:59) Archaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His Penis (01:01:06) Ask Pancho (01:18:30) Insane Game Show (01:36:03) Coming Next Episode (01:45:04) Closing Who would have imagined that archaeologists uncovered an 11,500 year old statue of a man who was "uncovered" and holding his manhood? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" introduces you to, "Urfa Man". Who would have imagined a woman would make videos of herself urinating all through an AirB&B for the sole purpose of putting them online to make money on adult websites? And who would have imagined a government official in charge of emergency management teleporting to a Waffle House? You don't have to imagine...they're all apparently very real and very stupid on this episode!On This Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] 66% of Adults Say They Deserve an Easter Basket Just as Much as Children DoWoman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them BackAirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In DamageWeirdo Breaks Into Woman’s Home and Sucks Her Toes While She SleptPoodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog ShowHigh-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle HouseProfessional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MDArchaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His PenisMore relationship questions are given to "Pancho" to answer with his sage wisdom on matters such as how a husband responds to his wife's supposed "ultimatum" to lose weight or she's leaving and if a boyfriend should take back his girlfriend, who wants to re-establish their relationship after she broke up with him because she needed to date other people. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you are more stupid than he is with our Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity (01:12:54) Insane Week In Review (01:25:15) Genius Awards (01:39:11) Closing Some people do yoga to find peace and contentment. But would that also include SNAKES slithering around your body as you meditate? You can find some real gems in a lost and found bin. But what you might find in a lost and found bin at the L.A. Airport, you might not want to take it home. The phrase, "if it's free, it's for me" certainly applied to one ambitious man who rented a U-Haul truck soley for the purpose of "taking" a septic tank from a construction site. In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Criminal Pays Bail, Tells Judge, "Keep the Change," But It Was Funny MoneyPeople Are Doing Snake Yoga NowEpiscopal Priest in PA Has Been Arrested for Stealing Baseball CardsRunners Are Discovering They Can Churn Butter on Their RunsFL Man Arrested After Stealing More Than $500K Worth of ‘Taters and OnionsL.A. Metro Shares Odd Items Left Behind On Buses—Including A Prosthetic Leg, A Surfboard, and A 55” TVMcDonald's Customer Found a Worm in Their Filet-O-Fish...and That's a Good ThingDebate: A.I. Tells America That We're Wearing Earbuds Upside DownToo Many Toots? What Excessive Farting Says About Your HealthReporter Explains Bear Encounters on Live TV—Encounters A LIVE BEARFL Man Steals Septic Tank From Construction Site—It Took “#2 Effort”Woman Claims She Was Kicked Off Flight for Being Deaf—But Frontier Tells a Different Story'Chinamaxxing' is a Thing For Gen ZFL Woman Explained Why Her Boyfriend Only Communicated With Her via WhatsApp: “He Had Moved Overseas—To Connecticut”Elementary Teaching Assistant Misplaces Baggie of Cocaine Inside the School Nurse’s Office BathroomWhat Could Go Wrong? Data Centers Are Being Guarded by Robot DogsKitty Cat's Intestinal Blockage: 26 Swallowed Hair TiesMN Senate Candidate Convicted of Tossing Live Tarantula into Airbnb in ‘Home Alone’-Inspired Harassment CampaignSpring Break Stupidity: Shirtless Man Twerks On Top Of a Jeep As It Drove Down The FreewayA “Handy” Heist—$250,000 of SEX TOYS Stolen From Freight TrainPA Man Arrested For Allegedly Feeding Pot And Booze To His Pet ParakeetAnd catch up with the latest stupidity in current event with the Insane Week In Review and meet another fabulous 7 "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:03) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:17:04) Influencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear” (00:25:24) Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA Freeway (00:30:45) A 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy Boy (00:36:24) Camel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement Scandal (00:42:30) UK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile Cancer (00:52:10) Raw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, Junk (00:56:14) Secret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their Manhood (01:03:49) Ask Pancho (01:18:28) Insane Game Show (01:32:24) Coming Next Episode (01:38:17) Closing Real men don't eat tofu, right? But are you a real man if you can tow an automobile with just your junk? One man did in England. No wonder the English men give their junk names and now there's a website where you can choose a name for yours---all in the name of penile cancer awareness. English women over 50 have the hots for their milkman and he's not sure what to do about it. The stupidity isn't just limited to the UK. There's plenty more here in the USA and my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will spell it out for you!In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] It's "Insulting"!...Using AI to Verify Human Advice Could Damage Your Professional RelationshipsInfluencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear”Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA FreewayA 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy BoyCamel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement ScandalUK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile CancerRaw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, JunkSecret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their ManhoodPancho responds to questions about whether to marry someone when you don't really love theri family and should married couples have friends of the opposite sex. Then you can match up against "Pancho" to see if you can do better than he can in this week's Insane Game Show!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.