A Fairy Tried to Fuck a Married Man

Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, Jazz and Matt head back to Neverland to unpack Hook (1991) — the movie nobody asked for, everybody remembers, and absolutely did too much.We cover everything from corporate Peter Pan’s emotional neglect, Captain Hook’s untreated depression, and why Rufio deserved significantly better, to whether it was ever appropriate for a fairy to be that horny in a children’s film. Along the way, we question 90s parenting choices (cordial as a food group, molten playground slides), revisit the Lost Boys’ elite imaginary food scene, and ask the most important question of all: who is the real villain in Hook?Plus, we play Moose Marry Avoid, debut a new game Bangarang or Boo Box featuring genuinely unhinged real-world inventions, and solve an Am I the Moosehole? involving fake house keys and a deeply intrusive mother-in-law.Is Hook a kids’ movie? A midlife crisis in tights? A warning about capitalism? We don’t answer that — but we do yell about it for 40 minutes.