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Moose On The Loose

"Moose On The Loose is a comedy podcast where we run wild with ridiculous debates, weird games, and offbeat ideas — from proving villains are heroes to whatever random nonsense we find funny."

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    The Monkeys Are Running the Town

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, we discover that ancient employee loyalty had absolutely no limits.First, we travel back 4,500 years to the ancient city of Ur, where servants, musicians and guards were buried alongside their dead king so they could keep working for him in the afterlife. Talk about a job that follows you home.Then we revisit the 2001 classic Shallow Hal and ask the important question: was it a heartfelt lesson about inner beauty, or two hours of fat jokes wearing a motivational speaker costume?Finally, we meet the rhesus macaque monkeys that have figured out organised crime. These furry little masterminds steal phones, glasses and wallets, then demand food in exchange for returning them.Plus: animal trivia, Two Mooses and a Lie, and Tara discovers that some animals are far smarter than either of us expected.It's dead kings, monkey extortion and questionable life choices all the way down.

  2. 28

    Call The Police on This Whole Situation

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, we uncover the deeply disturbing truth that half the movies from the early 2000s should probably end with police sirens. Drew Barrymore infiltrates a high school in Never Been Kissed, a teacher falls in love with someone he thinks is 17, and somehow Hollywood thought this was wholesome. We also revisit the horrifying era where glasses automatically meant “ugly nerd.”Then things somehow get even weirder with the true story of the Cadaver Synod — the time the Catholic Church dug up a dead Pope, dressed his corpse back up, put him on trial, chopped his fingers off, and threw him in a river. Medieval history was apparently written by people having full psychotic episodes.We also discuss Trump’s “space army,” dads screaming about lights being left on, why “we need to talk” is psychological warfare, spite-cleaning mothers, squash goggles, electric cars, and whether catastrophising every possible outcome is autism or just being alive in 2026.Honestly, this episode has everything: corpse court, ethical violations, emotional damage from electricity bills, and a woman aggressively turning lights on in empty rooms.

  3. 27

    Don't ask me how I am

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara tackle one of life’s great mysteries: why people ask “How are you?” when they clearly do not want to know the answer.From awkward street greetings, to a heated debate about whether it’s ever okay to sleep at your ex’s house when you’ve got a new partner, things quickly spiral in the way they always do.Jasmin then takes Tara down a rabbit hole with the bizarre true story of the Dancing Plague of 1518, where hundreds of people danced uncontrollably for days and the government’s solution was, somehow, to hire a band.Along the way, they discuss the best invention of all time (electricity), whether anyone would survive without their phone, Tara’s upcoming True Grit challenge, and why some old movies were wildly inappropriate.This episode has everything:social anxietyrelationship boundariesmass hysteriamouldy breadDavid Bowie’s very noticeable pantsand absolutely no useful life adviceIf you’ve ever overthought a two-second interaction or wondered whether history was just one long series of terrible decisions, this episode is for you.

  4. 26

    Psychic Horses and Sex Robots

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara officially abandon movies and fully embrace whatever chaotic rabbit holes the internet throws at them.First up, Tara takes us through the legendary Emu War, the very real moment in Australian history when the military armed themselves with machine guns and still got absolutely humiliated by a flock of giant birds. Turns out emus are basically feathered tanks with surprisingly effective battle tactics.Jasmin then introduces Lady Wonder, the psychic horse who answered questions, impressed scientists, and somehow helped police locate a missing boy. The only problem? Later magicians suggested the horse may have just been taking subtle cues from her owner. Which raises the obvious question: how did they know where the body was?In Things We Don’t Understand, the pair discuss the strange rise of AI boyfriends and girlfriends. Is this the future of romance, a helpful support for lonely people, or the beginning of a generation that expects their partners to respond like highly customised sex robots?The 'Am I the Moosehole?' segment features a woman who exposed a married man’s double life to his unsuspecting wife, prompting an emphatic unanimous verdict of “absolutely not.” Along the way, Tara is confronted with a prank she played on Jasmin nearly two decades ago, proving that no teenage betrayal is ever truly forgotten.The episode wraps up with discussions about psychic octopuses, jizz jewellery, kiss phones, cruise ship intrusive thoughts, and the horrifying possibility of vomiting directly into the eye of a minke whale.Basically, if you’ve ever wondered whether a horse can solve crimes, whether emus can defeat the military, or whether your future soulmate is just an app away, this is the episode for you.

  5. 25

    You Said One Sentence… It’s a No

    Send us Fan MailThis week we ditched movies and immediately started judging people instead.We unpack ghosting (and admit we’ve both done it), including the very real experience of knowing within one sentence that someone is not for you — and then having absolutely no polite way to say that.From terrible Tinder behaviour and instant “no” moments (yes, fishing photos are included), we somehow spiral into one of the most unhinged moments in history — where North Berwick witch trials prove that a king nearly dying in a storm can, in fact, turn into a full-blown witch hunt.And if that wasn’t enough, we ask the important modern question: Are we the problem… after someone paid $18,000 for an invisible sculpture?This episode includes: questionable dating standards  red flags we absolutely judge  a king with too much confidence  and the realisation that people will, in fact, buy nothing We didn’t solve anything… but we did decide a lot of things should not be allowed.

  6. 24

    Touch the Butt & Other Bad Decisions

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara take on Finding Nemo — and somehow turn a wholesome kids’ movie into absolute chaos.We start with a very unhinged retelling of the plot (including one of the most inappropriate takes on that opening scene you’ll ever hear), before diving into Marlin’s overprotective parenting, Nemo’s rebellious “touch the butt” moment, and whether Dory is actually helpful… or just a walking disaster. From there, things spiral (as always). We introduce a brand-new game, “Finding… in Real Life,” which quickly turns into questionable confessions, chaotic oversharing, and stories that probably should’ve stayed off the internet. There’s also conspiracy theories (some valid, some… absolutely not), a heated AITA debate about grown adults watching “kids’ movies,” and an ongoing argument about whether Finding Nemo even has a villain at all.Expect big laughs, unfiltered takes, mildly concerning personal stories, and the kind of commentary that completely ruins a childhood classic—in the best way.Just keep listening 🐠

  7. 23

    Identity Theft But Make It Surgical

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara dive into the absolute chaos that is Face/Off — a movie that asks the very normal question: what if you just… swapped faces with a terrorist?Jasmin attempts to piece together a plot she barely remembers, while Tara fully commits to the madness, defending the film like it’s high art. From magnetic prison boots to deeply questionable peach-related dialogue, nothing is off limits.The girls debate the real villain (is it Castor Troy… or the writers?), argue over whether John Travolta or Nicolas Cage would make the better partner, and spiral into one of their most unhinged conversations yet.Featuring: Two Mooses and a Lie (with suspiciously dove-heavy facts)  AITA dilemmas no one asked for  Identity crises, daddy issues, and questionable life choices  And a strong case for why this movie should not hold up… but somehow does It’s ridiculous, it’s chaotic, and it might just be one of the best episodes yet.

  8. 22

    Hakuna Matata… Except there's lots of worries.

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara dive headfirst into the emotional chaos that is The Lion King — and somehow end up debating incest, bug smoothies, and whether a coconut song is secretly about boobs.We unpack:Why Zazu is singing about coconuts right before being eatenWhether Disney is sneakily inappropriate (or we’re just overthinking everything)The actual Lion King plot… when you remove the childhood nostalgia filterPlus:A wildly unhinged recap you didn’t ask for“Two Mooses and a Lie” (featuring suspicious Disney facts)Moose, Marry, Avoid: Lion King editionAnd our most disturbing game yet… Bug Buffet 🤢It’s chaotic, it’s slightly cursed, and it will absolutely ruin at least one food for you.Hakuna Matata… or don’t.

  9. 21

    Two Mooses, One Ark, Zero Facts

    Send us Fan Mail🐄 Moose on the Loose: Evan Almighty 🛶This week, we attempt to tackle Evan Almighty… and immediately descend into chaos.We’re talking:170 animals that may or may not have unionised against the film crewThe world’s most expensive ark (seriously, where did that budget go?)A deeply questionable understanding of how zebras are “wrangled”And a very intense debate about whether giraffes are just professional photobombersNaturally, we also play Two Mooses and a Lie, where confidence is high and accuracy is… optional. There are homemade sound effects, disputed wins, and at least one identity crisis about what noise a moose actually makes.Then things take a turn.We dive into a truly unhinged AITA involving an animal hoarder, spiralling finances, and the moral dilemma of how many animals is too many animals? (Spoiler: it’s definitely not 12 cats… apparently.)We also ask the important questions:Who is the real villain of this movie — Chuck Long, Evan’s ego, or just society being mean?What would YOU bring on the ark that would make everything objectively worse?And… are we emotionally stable enough to survive 40 days on a boat together?Expect questionable facts, chaotic energy, and conversations that absolutely should have been edited out but weren’t.🎙️ Come for the movie… stay for the moose noises.#MooseOnTheLoose #EvanAlmighty #PodcastChaos #TwoMoosesAndALie #ArkEnergy #AITA(Also, please don’t eat your children. It’ll make sense. Kind of.)

  10. 20

    Life Finds a Way (To Ruin Everything)

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, we head to Jurassic Park — a place where dinosaurs roam free and absolutely no one thought to install a backup generator.We break down the movie that traumatised an entire generation and ask the important questions:Who is the real villain — the dinosaurs, Dennis Nedry, or just rich men with terrible ideas?Would we survive the park? (No.)And why does saying “clever girl” feel so smug right before you get eaten?We also introduce our new game Clever Girl, where we rate smug behaviour from mildly annoying to straight-to-the-goat-pen levels of insufferable. Plus, a genuinely unhinged Moose Marry Avoid: Dinosaur Edition, and an AITA story featuring a 2am Jurassic Park obsession that has fully divided the room.There are hot takes, questionable decisions, and at least one moment where we realise the park was doomed from the start.Hold onto your butts — this one escalates quickly.

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    Pig Orgasms & Other Important Movie Facts

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode of Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara revisit the 90s classic Babe — the wholesome story of a polite little pig who just wants to herd sheep instead of becoming bacon.But things quickly spiral.Along the way they debate whether vegetarian food is secretly delicious, argue with AI about movie facts, play Two Mooses and a Lie, and introduce a brand-new game called Babe or Pig where questionable male behaviours are judged accordingly. There’s also a brief detour into whether pigs have the longest orgasms in the animal kingdom (apparently they do), which is definitely not something anyone expected to learn from a children’s movie.So join us as we ask the important questions:Is the cat the real villain?Is Farmer Hoggett secretly the perfect man?And how did a sweet movie about a pig turn into one of the most chaotic podcast episodes we’ve recorded?That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

  12. 18

    Toto Chose Violence (And We Support It)

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode of Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara tumble down the yellow brick road and start asking the real questions about The Wizard of Oz.Was Dorothy actually the problem?Did Toto choose violence?And is the Wizard just a fraud hiding behind a curtain while sending children to solve his problems?Along the way we uncover some wild behind-the-scenes stories from the 1939 film — including the infamous munchkin conspiracy, asbestos “snow,” actors getting seriously injured on set, and the surprisingly dark history behind one of the world’s most beloved movies.We also play a few chaotic games including Moose, Marry, Avoid, Two Mooses and a Lie, and a brand new segment where we decide if Oz characters are “Wicked or Just Annoying.”By the end of the episode we attempt to answer the biggest question of all…Who is the REAL villain of The Wizard of Oz?(And the answer might surprise you.)Grab your ruby slippers, avoid the flying monkeys, and join us for one very questionable trip to Oz.

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    Moose Needs a Tissue

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin is “dog tired, boss” and emotionally unqualified to analyse one of the saddest movies ever made: The Green Mile.With Cherie busy being an actual responsible parent, Jasmin calls in Tara for backup — and what unfolds is less a film review and more a spiral into moral confusion, prison hypotheticals, trained mice admiration, and several statements that may or may not require legal retractions.Together they attempt to answer the important questions:Who is the real villain?Is Tom Hanks secretly problematic?How many mice does it take to make cinematic magic?Would you survive prison… or a zombie apocalypse?And most importantly… who are you moosing?There are tears (real ones), strong opinions about Mr Jingles, questionable social commentary, and at least one moment where everyone probably should have stopped talking — but didn’t.If you came for hard-hitting research and scholarly film critique… you’re absolutely in the wrong place.If you came for chaos, nostalgia, moral debates, and two grown women oversharing about a 1999 prison drama — welcome home.“I’m tired, boss.” 💚

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    You Can Tell a Lot About a Podcast by Its Shoes

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, Lieutenant Dan has ice cream, Forrest has 15 Dr Peppers, and Jenny has some serious explaining to do.We dive deep (too deep?) into the accidental brilliance of Forrest Gump — a movie about a man who stumbles his way into historical significance, fatherhood, wealth, and possibly a lawsuit.Join us as we ask the real questions:🦐 Was Jenny the villain or just traumatised and toxic?🦐 Would Bubba be the worst sexual partner of all time?🦐 Is naming your boat after someone who ghosted you after a romantic gesture or a cry for help?Also featuring:Shrimp or Simp: the game no one asked forMoose, Marry, Avoid: war heroes editionA real-life Reddit AITA where someone actually asks if they’re the asshole for not paying off their girlfriend’s 6-figure debt (spoiler: yes)And an argument about whether the kid actor had a Southern accent or was just British and weirdThis episode is emotionally loyal, mildly offensive, and ends the way all great stories should: with a CGI feather. Obviously

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    Love Actually? More Like HR Actually

    Send us Fan Mail🎄 This week on Moose on the Loose, we finally do what needed to be done: re-watch Love Actually as fully formed adults… and absolutely tear it to shreds.What once felt romantic now feels like a case study in romantic entitlement, emotional affairs, questionable workplace behaviour, and men who think Christmas is a universal get-out-of-jail-free card. From cue cards and clandestine necklaces to CDs bought last minute and grand gestures that should probably come with legal paperwork, we ask the big questions:Who is the real villain?Is it ever okay to confess love to your best mate’s wife?And why does everyone blame women for “ruining Christmas” when men behave badly?We play Moose, Marry, Avoid, test our sanity with Two Mooses and a Lie, debate whether these moments belong on a Hallmark card or a restraining order, and unpack a very real AITA that proves this movie isn’t just fiction — it’s lived experience.Festive chaos, dubious life choices, British accents doing a lot of heavy lifting, and the ultimate takeaway:Never accept a CD when someone else got a necklace.Merry Christmas, you loose mooses 🎄

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    A Fairy Tried to Fuck a Married Man

    Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, Jazz and Matt head back to Neverland to unpack Hook (1991) — the movie nobody asked for, everybody remembers, and absolutely did too much.We cover everything from corporate Peter Pan’s emotional neglect, Captain Hook’s untreated depression, and why Rufio deserved significantly better, to whether it was ever appropriate for a fairy to be that horny in a children’s film. Along the way, we question 90s parenting choices (cordial as a food group, molten playground slides), revisit the Lost Boys’ elite imaginary food scene, and ask the most important question of all: who is the real villain in Hook?Plus, we play Moose Marry Avoid, debut a new game Bangarang or Boo Box featuring genuinely unhinged real-world inventions, and solve an Am I the Moosehole? involving fake house keys and a deeply intrusive mother-in-law.Is Hook a kids’ movie? A midlife crisis in tights? A warning about capitalism? We don’t answer that — but we do yell about it for 40 minutes.

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    The One Where We Accidentally Bash Men Again

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode, Jasmin and Cherie tackle The Hunchback of Notre Dame with the depth and rigour of two women who absolutely did not rewatch the movie. They unpack Esmeralda’s weaponised hotness, Frollo’s unhinged obsession, Quasimodo’s social skills (or lack thereof), and why Jason Alexander really said “cut the cheese.” They test each other with “Two Mooses and a Lie,” introduce their new fan-favourite game “How Hideous Are You?”, and relive the 90s playground death traps that nearly killed them. Add in an AITA featuring the world’s worst bedroom nickname and several moments of accidental man-bashing, and you’ve got pure Moose on the Loose chaos.

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    We Learned History from Outlander (Sorry)

    Send us Fan MailThis week, we unpack Pocahontas — a film where the leaves do more acting than the humans and the wind has more character development than John Smith. Jasmin retells the plot with absolute confidence and absolutely no accuracy, Cherie confesses her ongoing obsession with Kovu, and together they try (and fail) to avoid accidentally endorsing bestiality when the games force them to choose between animals and colonisers.We revisit the 90s through the lens of our mum’s parenting style, which included giving small children porcelain collectibles, forgetting fly screens exist, letting us wander into the forest unsupervised, and hoping we wouldn’t fall out windows. Spoiler: we nearly did.You’ll also hear our ethically questionable AITA of the week involving almond milk, digestive consequences, and a roommate named “R” (for reasons that quickly become clear). Plus: deep philosophical discussions about scurvy, whether Disney characters ever eat or poop, and why emotional epiphanies require dramatic wind.By the end, we determine the real villain of Pocahontas is racism — closely followed by the wind.

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    It’s the F*ing Catalina Moose Mixer!

    Send us Fan MailIn this wildly unhinged episode of Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Cherie dive head-first into the beautiful stupidity of Step Brothers. Between debates over who the real villain is (Derek? The dog-poo kid? The bunk-bed industry?), reenacting their favourite quotes, and reliving trauma involving mashed potatoes and power tools, the duo attempt to “stay on the run sheet” and fail spectacularly.They somehow manage to play Did We Just Become Best Friends?, Two Mooses and a Lie, and the debut of Am I the Moose Hole? — while derailing into German class stories, ice-cream theft conspiracies, bunk-bed engineering disasters, and a $1500 bar tab catastrophe.Featuring moose voices, rapey-eye debates, bunk-bed physics, and a full breakdown of Kelsey Grammer’s fertility timeline… this episode is chaos in its purest form. Prestige Worldwide. Boats ’n Hoes. Moose on the Loose.

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    The Love Fern, The Lies & The Masturbation Math

    Send us Fan MailIn this week’s chaotic-but-iconic instalment, Jasmin and Cherie bravely attempt to recap How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days — but naturally detour through Kmart fatigue, Werther’s lollies, Princess Sophia, diamond-account capitalism, and whether naming your penis a girl’s name is a tool for heterosexual continuity or just emotional damage.They debate who the real villain of the film is (the magazine industry? Andy? Ben? The cop with the gender-bias ticket?), play an unhinged round of “Two Mooses and a Lie,” expose their celebrity encounters (yes, Charlie Sheen touched the small of someone’s back), and uncover the world’s first philosophical link between masturbation and incest. You’re welcome.Featuring: – Thirsty Merc backstage tea – A near-proposal that was actually a metal song – Deep rom-com psychology analysis – The Love Fern’s criminal arc – Cherie’s legal case for the clingy friendIt’s unfiltered, unhinged, unexpectedly heartfelt, and definitely not safe for work — unless your workplace is Kmart.

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    Ruff Ruff, I’m an Intellectual- Jumanji Edition!

    Send us Fan MailJasmin and Cherie crack open Jumanji and immediately descend into beautiful chaos: a totally off-the-cuff plot “summary,” an honour-system dice game that sends someone to the jungle, and a Moose-Marry-Avoid (grown-ups only) featuring Alan Parrish, Van Pelt, and Dr Smolder Bravestone. Along the way they debate who the real villain is (Van Pelt? The game? …Alan?!), compare households to the Parrish mansion’s mayhem (“monkeys in the fridge, lion in the bedroom”), and discover the board-prop wasn’t actually wood (resin nerds, unite). Roll the dice, dodge the mosquitoes, and enjoy the moose-chief.

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    Custody, Chaos & Cream Pies- Mrs Doubtfire Edition

    Send us Fan MailThis week, Jasmin and Cherie dive headfirst into the world of disguises, deception, and dodgy Scottish accents with Mrs Doubtfire! From identity fraud to parenting fails, the Moose crew ask the big questions — Who’s the real villain here? Is Mrs Doubtfire actually a good nanny? And can a dog from Peter Pan do it better? Expect chaos, cappuccinos, and a full-blown debate about whether moosing Pierce Brosnan’s abs is morally acceptable.

  23. 7

    Draw Me Like One Of Your French Mooses

    Send us Fan MailHistory meets hysteria as Jasmin and Cherie steer straight into the iceberg of absurdity. Expect dramatic monologues, fake French accents, and moose-based maritime trivia that would make James Cameron weep. Love? Tragedy? Lifeboats? This episode’s got it all — except dignity.

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    I’m Watching You, Wazowski… Always Moose-ing You

    Send us Fan MailThis week, Jasmin and Cherie break into Monstropolis to investigate the furriest factory in Pixar history — Monsters, Inc. From Randall’s villain era to Sulley’s suspiciously good hair care routine, the moose sisters unpack who the real monster is (spoiler: it might be corporate capitalism). Expect heated debates, unnecessary sound effects, and one too many Roz impressions.Play along with “Two Mooses and a Lie,” find out who we’d Moose-Marry-Avoid, and join us for an ethical conundrum that’ll make you question your electricity bill. Warning: contains loud laughter, light chaos, and the word “moose” used far too many times.

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    Tarzan: The Original Tree Daddy (and His Pointy Chin)

    Send us Fan MailJasmin and Cherie swing vine-first into Disney’s Tarzan, questioning everything from how his parents built a fully furnished treehouse to whether Kerchak is just a misunderstood dad with anger issues. They debate who the real hero is (spoiler: it’s the mum), whether Clayton’s just a colonial bloke trying to make a quid, and how Phil Collins managed to heal our collective childhood trauma with a drum solo. Expect chaos, jungle ethics, and way too much discussion about cartoon chins.

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    Toy Story but Make It a Crime Documentary

    Send us Fan Mail🎙 Moose on the Loose: “Toy Story but Make It a Crime Documentary”What if Toy Story wasn’t a heart-warming Pixar classic… but the twisted origin story of a misunderstood kid framed by his toys?This week, Jasmin and special guest Chibbsy (from 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die) reopen the cold case of Sid Phillips, the so-called “villain” next door. Was he really evil—or just a young innovator with access to too many fireworks?Expect heated debate, questionable legal theories, and a full psychological profile of Woody (spoiler: it’s not flattering). Plus, the usual Moose chaos — including Two Mooses and a Lie, Moose, Marry, Avoid, and an uncomfortable amount of dinosaur flirting.🦌 Part pop culture analysis, part crime doc, all moose.

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    The Road to El Dorado (Are Tulio & Miguel the Real Villains?)

    Send us Fan MailJasmin and Cherie dive headfirst into The Road to El Dorado, debating whether Tulio and Miguel are cheeky heroes or just degenerate con-men with great hair. Along the way, they confess their cartoon crushes (yes, Bandit from Bluey makes the cut), play “Moose, Marry, Avoid” with conquistadors, and wrestle with an ethical conundrum involving bananas, bribery, and classroom politics. Expect Elton John sing-alongs, inappropriate Disney jokes, and plenty of loose moose energy.

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    Homer vs. Peter: The Ultimate Cartoon Dad Showdown

    Send us Fan MailIn this hilariously unfiltered episode of Moose On The Loose, Jasmin and Cherie debate one of life’s most important questions — who’s the better dad: Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin? Expect nostalgic one-liners, outrageous moments (like Peter trying to breastfeed Stewie), and a dive into why cartoon dads are so useless yet so lovable. Plus, the debut of our new game Moose, Marry, Void (featuring Homer, Peter, and Quagmire), a round of Two Mooses and a Lie, and Jasmin’s very own “To Moose or Not To Moose” ethical dilemma about a dog bite incident. It’s chaotic, slightly vulgar, and completely hilarious — exactly what you signed up for.

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    "Kuzco’s the Real Villain, Fight Me"

    Send us Fan MailEpisode 1: “Kuzco’s the Real Villain, Fight Me”Welcome to the very first episode of Moose On The Loose — the podcast where we grab whatever idea makes us laugh and run with it at full speed. Sometimes it’s deep, sometimes it’s dumb, sometimes it’s way too dramatic — and today we are here to deliver the ultimate hot take: Kuzco from The Emperor’s New Groove is the real villain of the story.We kick things off with some light banter about who we are, how this whole podcast happened, and why we think it’s a good idea to spend half an hour passionately defending cartoon characters. Then we set the scene for today’s mission: to prove, once and for all, that Yzma — yes, the purple-clad, potion-mixing “villain” with the best secret lab entrance in cinematic history — was actually right to try to take Kuzco down.In Segment 1: The Case for Yzma, one of us goes full courtroom drama, laying out a case that Yzma is secretly the hero of the story. We bring in “evidence”: Kuzco was a terrible emperor, ready to destroy Pacha’s village for his pool, llamas aren’t so bad, and anyone who has a henchman who makes spinach puffs that good can’t be all evil. The other host interrupts, protests, and tries to poke holes in the argument — but may secretly be swayed by the sheer power of our case.Then it’s time for Segment 2: Debate & Rebuttal. Both of us dig in for an open back-and-forth, assigning ourselves the roles of prosecutor and defence attorney for maximum drama. This is where the gloves come off. We argue, cross-examine, and get increasingly ridiculous about why Kuzco deserved his llama fate. It all ends with a mock jury check — did anyone actually change their mind, or are we just yelling for the fun of it?In Segment 3: Game Time – Snog, Marry, Avoid, things go off the rails completely. Our options: Kuzco, Yzma, and Kronk. We each have to reveal who we’d snog, who we’d marry, and who we’d avoid — and defend our answers like it’s a life-or-death decision. Then we throw in bonus rounds with other Disney villains and heroes, which somehow makes everything even more chaotic.Finally, we wrap it all up with a verdict: was anyone convinced that Yzma was the good guy? Did we manage to prove Kuzco is the real villain, or are we just out here defending a cartoon coup because we think it’s funny? We thank listeners for joining us, tease that the next episode could be about literally anything (because that’s the point), and sign off — leaving you to think about which Disney character you’d pick in a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid.If you like pop culture debates, Kronk impressions, chaotic energy, and the joy of overanalyzing movies you loved as a kid, this is the episode for you. We’re not here to just rewatch Disney classics — we’re here to pick them apart, laugh until we cry, and maybe convince you that Yzma wasn’t evil, she was efficient.So grab your spinach puffs, keep your hands and hooves inside the ride, and get ready to fight us — because Kuzco’s the real villain.

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"Moose On The Loose is a comedy podcast where we run wild with ridiculous debates, weird games, and offbeat ideas — from proving villains are heroes to whatever random nonsense we find funny."

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