A True Italian Mobster's Hamster with Rocko The Hammy Gambino (Elizabeth Andrews)

You have pulled the Hamster, which represents tiny tracksuits, tinier pinkie rings, and one humungous attitude! You may be a 5-inch long rodent, but you'd never be caught ratting on anyone. You're no stunad! In fact, you're a bit like a shark - always moving to stay alive, scurrying, rolling around in that big plastic ball of yours. Good thing there's a whole hairy world out there for you to explore! No time for hesitation though: you've only got a 2-3 year average lifespan, so don't let it go to waste. And stay cautious of getting caught up in anyone's preconceived notions; after all, you're the belle of the ball, not some pirate on a plank! So slick back your fur, grab a meatball parm, and stuff your big ol' cheeks with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and pestilent pet Elizabeth Andrews!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneRocko The Hammy Gambino: Elizabeth AndrewsTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod