Nether Region Podcast

You have pulled the Farmer, which represents industrial reapers, endless chores, and market stalls! You are salt of the earth and pepper of the underworld. Demons and devils and everything in between line up in droves to enjoy your horrid crops (only the best of the worst for the worst folks around!) Naturally, it's hard work keeping Hell fed, and your work is often underappreciated. Don't let any human or bully plants boss you around - you've got the toughest most calloused hands in this realm. This is a reminder to keep toiling and trudging, it only makes your cornucopia that much more disgusting! So sharpen up that pitchfork, chomp on some rat knuckles, and pop some barbed wire berries into your cornhole with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and horrifying horticulturist Scott Piebenga!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneBrian Pontiac: Scott PiebengaTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Fashion Intern, which represents coffee runs, runways, and raw denim sleep jeans! Slay! Sashay! Shantay you stay in eternal damnation! You are always dressed to impress...unfortunately you are cursed to a lifetime of striving to impress anyone and everyone. A 2.5-inch zipper doesn't begin to cover the amount of busy work piled onto your plate. Even when you're doing all the thinking for high-end designers, it doesn't stop you from crafting your own creations! And it shouldn't! You've got the world on a string (thread…bobbin…spool…ANYWAY!) It's too bad no one on Earth cared much for your unique designs, but not everyone can be a trendsetter! Maybe you've just got one hell of a sense of style. The Devil does indeed wear Prada, but you can always party in your birthday suit with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and haute couture hellion Devin Henderson!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneBobby Le Bobby: Devin HendersonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Rug, a reminder that you aren't a total pushover even though you let people walk all over you! Don't wring out your tassels in shame. You're a testament to how much patience a floor mat can practice, considering the variety of gross happenings that have occured on you. You tend to bring out the worst in people, but at least you get to watch whatever is on TV while it's happening! Just remember that your variety of stains only makes you a tapestry of many colors and stories. You reject that typical beige-gray lifestyle in favor of being a rainbow of dirt and filth...but a rainbow nonetheless! So book your flight to Florida, commit some light onanism, and invite Pauly Shore to roll up with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and low-pile layabout John Garguilo!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneRuj the Cursed Rug: Jorin GarguiloTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Alien, which represents continued education, SoCal surf fashion, and force choking! You're quite an extraverted extraterrestrial, making everyone feel appreciated with your amazing ability to read everyone's mind. You're incredible at assimilating to life (death!) and the creatures in Earth's Hell, even though you're light years beyond them in intelligence! You love to live, laugh, learn about other cultures and revel in their humor - turns out joke probing feels the same in every galaxy! Even though you may be a model specimen (see: JCPenny's catalog), not everything about you seamlessly blends in (see: knife hand). So get your library card and your real estate license and rent out the universe with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and intergalactic gal Michelle Lerch!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneSnorky: Michelle LerchTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Imp (Reversed), which represents teenage angst, human studies, and techno most foul! Listener, beware - let this card be a warning to you! You are raving down the wrong road and there's no amount of post-nut clarity or cool as hell drugs that can draw you back into the boiling hot embrace of eternal darkness. And don't get it twisted: censoring your swears, doing close-up magic, and making dirty song parodies isn't going to bring you into your mentor's good graces! Even if he's not your real dad, you should look to the ranks above you, e.g. a little stinker, for inspiration. You're so close to earning all 666 of those hell college credits, so stick to the syllabus for your impternship and keep answering those emails for devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and world's best strepson Scoochie Boochie!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneTy Dewie the Imp: Scoochie BoochieTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You’ve selected The Doodle. Bark bark? Bark, bark bark. If that isn’t clear enough, not sure what is. But if you need the extra walkies, here’s the pooper scoop: you’re a force to be reckoned with and a boss bitch to boot. Just try to remember that when you lose your cool, someone might lose a finger. You’re a true Parisian and foodie with a flair for the psychotic. But at your core, you just want to be loved. Underneath that blood stained fur coat, your heart is as pure as your inbred, overpopulated breed. So grab a human femur to gnaw on and call it puppy love with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton and cutie pupper doggo, Haley Karlson!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneTeeny Mimi: Haley KarlsonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Trophy Maker, and my what a good sport you are. You have a love for the game, especially if that game involves the bones of your enemies. Call it a praise kink or call it a kind heart, you’re always there to celebrate and support whoever walks through your door. Because after all, even losers need loving or you’d run out of customers... Reward yourself with a hot chocolate every once in a while and always remember to celebrate the prize pig that you are. Go team! Don’t let the haters tear you and your freaky body down, keep that DIY hustle going strong and give some soft applause for participation to devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and first place finisher, Will Morris!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneLundbin Gorse: Will MorrisTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Improviser, a man about town if that town were a dark and sticky theatre that your one friend invited you to on a random Thursday one time. You’ve got a keen ear for listening and a sense of humility that lets the world know you do not care about its Stephen King references. Patience and long term dedication to your art form mean you’ve met a devil or two, but are always able to keep cool in the face of suggestions like “laser dildo.” No flannel is too fierce, no “zip” is too “zap”, and the only thing stopping you from climbing your way to the top is damnation itself. Get your tickets and prepare those palms for clappin’ with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and "Yes and" fiend, Ollie Hobson!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneDylan Vermooouth: Ollie HobsonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Abigail, a reminder that the only thing hotter than you are the friends and villagers you've immolated. You're the 17th century's answer to Regina George, and you totally give the term Burn Book a whole new meaning. So fetch! Just don't be boring - you've got plenty of followers who hang on your every word. And your words are so very powerful! Manifest! Persecute! Like and subscribe! But before you start streaming, be sure to check the vibes and try not to be so judgmental, girl - you are a good Christian, after all, with just a hint of bloodlust. Whether it's planning a fake party or pining after your boyfriend, the limit does not exist when it comes to the lengths you'll go to to make yourself the center of attention. So fasten your bonnet, subtweet your enemies, and apologize for swearing with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and Boston witch bitch Elim Almedom!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneAbigail: Elim AlmedomTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Omen Child, which represents sweet innocence, Catholic church, and horrifying murderous impulses! You are a total sicko, a real psychopath, but the most accomplished amateur surgeon to come out of St. Xavier's School for Boys nonetheless! Maybe it's your midcentury upbringing or perhaps your adorable demeanor, but you are the most wholesome rebirth of the anti-Christ this side of Hell's Mississippi! Gee whiz, you're a real whippersnapper, but don't forget to stay humble! Remember, you don't even have armpit hair yet and you're already aware that you need to see the life drain out of something's eyes in order to feel alive. Golly-gosh-olly, that's one dilly of a pickle! So grab some penny candies, resist stealing from the collection plate, and let boys be scary little boys with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and maniacal mischief maker Mary Lou!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StonePJ: Mary LouTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Hamster, which represents tiny tracksuits, tinier pinkie rings, and one humungous attitude! You may be a 5-inch long rodent, but you'd never be caught ratting on anyone. You're no stunad! In fact, you're a bit like a shark - always moving to stay alive, scurrying, rolling around in that big plastic ball of yours. Good thing there's a whole hairy world out there for you to explore! No time for hesitation though: you've only got a 2-3 year average lifespan, so don't let it go to waste. And stay cautious of getting caught up in anyone's preconceived notions; after all, you're the belle of the ball, not some pirate on a plank! So slick back your fur, grab a meatball parm, and stuff your big ol' cheeks with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and pestilent pet Elizabeth Andrews!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneRocko The Hammy Gambino: Elizabeth AndrewsTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Caligula, a sign that you're the dungeon master of your domain! Your name may mean "little boots", but you've left behind some big shoes to fill (and you know what they say about big shoes...big orthotics). You're not just a ruler - you've got that sick and twisted entrepreneurial spirit that only a select few in history have acted on. Don't let any haters get you down or kink shame you - you go ahead and plaster your name on whatever theme park, tabletop game, and board member's title you feel like because that's your sick nasty prerogative. And remember: if you stay titillated, you don't got to get titillated! So be coy but don't behave, punch up your porno jokes, and toast up some Caligula-tarts with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and cruel and unusual Clayton Margeson!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneCaligula: Clayton MargesonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Midwest Ghost, a reminder that you've still got time to embrace and explore all your interests because hobbies don't stop when you leave this mortal coil! Keep those creative juices flowing and start making a bucket list now, that way you'll have plenty to do after spooking folks becomes passé. You're a hardworking everyman, though your corporeal form is lacking. As wispy as you may be, you're still a sturdy spirit with a good-natured disposition; you have the innate ability to make friends and haunt everyone you come in contact with, be they alien, yeti, or cryptid! So wipe the ketchup off your humans, play a few rounds of euchre, and explore some horrifyingly beautiful national parks because the underworld is your oyster with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and affable apparition Alex Klier!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneBarney the Ghost: Alex KlierTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Funk Icon, which represents attitude, eroticism, and a severe peanut allergy! Even if you can't eat nuts, you can still go nuts on your eternal bass and turn everybody on with your funkadelic presence. Touching all available hips and hearts, you are a smooth operator even in your advanced age! You have the inherent gift of mixing all the finest things together (pleather seats, scented candles, groovy sunglasses, and abbreviated phrases) and melding them into one velvety cosmic slop. Remember that you got to get up to get down, but don't let anyone's lack of rhythm and soul get you down dirty! Rise above it all in your highest platform shoes and keep it tight in your bootiest booty shorts with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and boogie oogie boogeyman Ric Walker!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneMaceo Del Puddin: Ric WalkerTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Caesar, a sign to embrace your inner emperor and lay down the law! You rule with an iron fist, a crown of laurels, and a secret ingredient (spoiler alert: it's anchovies). But you're more than just a delicious salad, a hardcore surgery, and one of Cleopatra's many lovers - you're also a proud Charli XCX superfan! But brat beware: sometimes your call to power can lead to your downfall - that's when your frenemies swoop in and get stabby. Maybe wear some protective gear beneath that flowing toga of yours? So grab a couple Hot-n-Ready pizza pizzas, shave off that uggo moustache, and "Rome" if you want to with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and conqueror most foul George Elrod!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneJulius Caesar: George ElrodTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Veterinarian, a reminder of how naturally taking care of others comes to you (humans not included). You are a distinguished softie, helping and healing all creatures big and small and demonic! You take your title very seriously - you're a doctor, after all, and an HTML coding queen. It's no surprise you're in everyone's Top 8! As a nurturer, keep in mind that it's just as important to get as it is to give - get your taxes done and get some real nurses in your practice! We don't want another scandal on our hands, unless Kerry Washington is at the helm. So take a flea bath, maintain a friendly distance from your serpentine neighbor, and enjoy Al Pacino in The Irishman with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and venerable vixen Kimberly Michelle Vaughn!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneDr. Lorraine Shawl: Kimberly Michelle VaughnTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Filmmaker, which represents classic Hollywood, critical acclaim, and comedians as action stars! You're in your glamorous golden age, smearing your talent across the sensational silver screen. Everyone fears and admires you and your many notable works, even if they can only name one. You have the natural ability to sense the mise-en-scene of the underworld and a cereal mascot's cinematic potential. Just don't get wrapped up in what the critics say - you're a real rosebud. Camera rolling! Sound speeding! And...settle into the casting couch with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and infernal auteur Kyle Romero! Action!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneOrson Welles: Kyle RomeroTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer & Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Cockroach, a sign that you are resilient, fiesty, and a real thinker. Though your stature may be small, your wisdom is vast - you have the innate ability to really *see* people, and your compound eyes definitely help. Despite your Kafkaesque appearance, you manage to put a smile on faces with your buoyant personality and calming demeanor - unless you're litigating! Sure, you scurry...into the hearts and psyches of those who surround you! This is a call to develop that sixth sense of yours and let your intuition guide you into realms unknown. So grab a handful of crystals, let the body keep score, and get taken to court by devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and itsy bitsy creepy crawler Audrey Carter!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneDr. Abnor Stibbens: Audrey CarterTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Ambassador, a reminder that you are heaven-sent, even if you prefer to spend your time living it up in the underworld! You're the intermediary between the Divine, Hellmanity, and humankind - you're a true chaotic neutral with good looks to boot. What's not to love? BOSTON. Anywho...you are simultaneously the yin and yang, the darkness and the light, the creamed corn and the Cleveland. Your dual nature, grace, and charm lends itself to obsession by mere mortals and a certain Son of God - clearly you put the body in celestial body, diva! So send a biblically-accurate nude, swear to your heart's content (or at least try to swear), and pop in the Kelsey Grammar movie of your choice with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and saintly sinner Sage Huston!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneSerafina Byzantium: Sage HustonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled the Game Show Host, a sign to buzz in and hit those whammies because you're the biggest loser, contestant number 666! You're a real charmer, schmoozing with network execs and kissing everyone's family members. Just be careful not to cause a feud...unless it bumps the ratings! You may just be the announcer, but at the end of the show, you're the real prize! Never take for granted all the work you've put into your profession and the work you've done to your sleek and horrifying body. So grab your microphone, polish your daytime Emmy (it's still an Emmy!), and come on downnnnnn to Hell with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and master of infernal ceremonies Will Morris!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneGraggle Handsburg: Will MorrisTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten RecordingEditor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Goddess of Spring, which represents abundance, entrapment, and some real housewives-level drama! You are a gorgeous one-in-a-million dignitary - even if there are several others just like you in other cultures, you stand out for sure. This is a sign to loosen up that ankle monitor and tighten up your toga - hold your head high because you're a queen, honey! Dreadful winter may be upon us, but fear not, for spring is coming and the agriculture is about to pop off! So set off some illegal fireworks, avoid your creepy uncle, and hang out in the woods with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and immortal diva Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StonePersephone: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Scotsman, a reminder to keep your friends close and your name doppelgängers closer! You're a natural leader and a giver - you're sensitive to people's needs, even if it means gettin' a little stabby. Considering your brutally honest nature, you have built enough trust with the royals and demons alike to massage anyone who crosses your path! This is your sign to flip the script - take back your name and your legacy, even if no one can understand what the hell you're saying. Hug your homely wife, hold onto your grudges, and strike fear into Shakespeare with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and killer king Joe Janes!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneMacbeth: Joe JanesTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Ferryman, which reminds you that you've got a one-way ticket to Paradise* baby**! You're a guiding light in an infinite abyss of darkness - though your vessel is decrepit, you've got enough biceps, triceps, delts, and lats to get the dead where they need to be. Just be sure to advocate for yourself - remember that you're the captain now! You've earned some PTO, or at least a portable radio for your many eons of service. So grab your sack of death coins, hold onto your Furby, and let's get this boat a-rockin' with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and psychopomp Jeremy Barrett!*Hell**suckerCreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneCharon: Jeremy BarrettTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Imp, a sign that everything that can go wrong will go wrong and it feels oh so good to be oh so bad. You are the embodiment of mischief and mayhem, but you have the potential to shatter the glass ceiling of naughtiness! Keep reaching for that bottomless chasm and marvel at the underworld of possibilities - with your youthful spirit, you're a surefire superstar for shenanigans! Bat your sweet little Irish baby eyes, network and collaborate with the best of the worst of them, and just keep introducing yourself with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and dirty rotten scoundrel Scoochie Boochie!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneTy Dewie the Imp: Scoochie BoochieTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Doll, which represents cherubic faces, cutesy catchphrases, and one helluva kill streak! You're used to being second fiddle to someone younger, dumber, and more human than you...it's just not fair. You must power through your hostility (even if you get a bad haircut) because you are doomed to maintain your delicate demeanor. This is your sign to stay strong and play nice until you don't have to - then all bets are off. You're nobody's darling, baby doll, so pop in a few AAA batteries, keep score of your body count, and get the creepiest giggles ever with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and sweetie pie psycho Abby Rose Mark!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneMatilda Kills A Lot: Abby Rose MarkTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Sleep Paralysis Demon, a sign that you should stop and smell the loveseats every once in a while! Grab life by the peaches and plums, rifle through some non-perishable pantry items, and use your discerning eye to judge people's seating arrangements. You have good taste, and smell, and it shows! Also, you should try to get some good restful shut-eye...not that you deserve it. They say sleep is for the dead, so shimmy into bed, tuck in real tight, and take a big nasty whiff of devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and nightmare fuel Jeff Murdoch!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneDamon the Demon: Jeff MurdochTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Economist, which reminds you that financial opportunity and sound investments will yield great results if you're not a complete idiot about it. Bask in the sweaty glow of smut futures and EDM raves and you will find your supply to be very much in demand! This is a sign for you to set your sights high in the skies, where you're less likely to see any turkeys or angels clogging up the view. Tinkle on down to hell, lean into the void real close, and get the inside scoop with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and oh-so-diabolical Scott Piebenga!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneDamian Dismal: Scott PiebengaTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Landlords, which represents an exhausting 3-hour work day, fraternal love, and cripplingly binding lease agreements! You give the Property Brothers a run for their money when it comes to finely pressed "silk" shirts and devilishly "good" looks. This is a sign to seize any opportunity that lands in your lap, unless it involves doing math. You're a shoo-in for Love Island - any single mom or sexy apartment would be lucky to have you. Corral your little buddies and pals, drink some flavorful ocean water, and sink all your costs into devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and fiendish hellhounds Alex Collyard and Grace Weissend!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneAllyn: Alex CollyardSeth: Grace WeissendTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Influencer, a sign that your trendiest trends are trending downwards, straight down to hell where they belong! You're a fashionista chameleon, seamlessly switching your outfits as they suit your vibes à la mode. Don't underestimate the impact you have and the power you hold! You easily sway all creatures demonic and evil by dictating what's hot (goblincore) and what's not (ball pits). Slink on down to the Marinara Trench, apply a hazardous amount of Nair, and leave your ride share scooters absolutely everywhere with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and mistress of the abyss Abby Vatterott!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneTiffany the Demon Queen of Micro-Trends: Abby VatterottTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Vampire, which reminds you to creak open your coffin, spread those little bat wings, and let yourself fly free! There's a whole underworld down there just begging to be explored! Treat yourself to a nice vacation and more importantly, treat others the way you'd like to be treated. Do what makes you feel good, like tickling the ivories or wearing your favorite power color, and you'll see that demons and humans alike will find you delightful. Pour yourself a nice hot cup of blood and try not to gossip with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and hellbound Matt Griffo!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneDavid the Vampire: Matt GriffoTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Gary, a sign to keep your dime rolls close and your million dollar opportunities closer! You're the real Scrooge McDuck of Wall Street: twice as miserly and as sour as a cup of lemonade. Reaganomics and your sinful greed consumes you, intimidating and usurping Hell's most notorious tormentors. Join a never-ending line, spread out your spreadsheets, and spot the difference between an intern and a beta in this bull market with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and fallen angel Caitlin Linden!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneGary Marketplace: Caitlin LindenTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneAssociate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The HR Lady, a sign to embrace flattery, unique personality traits, and endless start paperwork. You have the innate ability to welcome or unwelcome anyone new into your circle, be it a festering lair or a 9-to-5 office environment. Let a Ritz Krispie Treat be your sword and your spam folder be your shield as you encounter denizens and Dennises alike in Hell with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and Beelzebabe Natalie O’Sullivan Hamilton!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneMelinda Scurge: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneEpisode Descriptions: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Cajun, which represents a delta of judgment, sweat, and fan boats wrapped up in a thick Bayou accent. You are naturally oiled up and ready to take on the open road, a signal to embrace freedom - and nothing compares to the freedom of driving a semi-truck barefoot. Take a flaming leap into the pond of sin, wrestle a drunk guy, and delve into your own personal Hell with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and known demon in the sack Andy Hart!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneTheodore Devereaux Thibodaux Saint Charles III: Andy HartTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneEpisode Descriptions: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod

You have pulled The Demon Prince, which represents lavish parties, empty threats, and loyal minions. You're as doomed as a scoop of ice cream in Hell, and twice as rich. You have unresolved issues with your regal family and your arrogance only makes things worse, which in Hell is somehow better! Open up your wallet and count your variety of demon currencies - there are terrifying blessings abound! Curl up with the coziest most horrifying sweater in Hell with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and bedamned royalty Nick Simon!CreditsFailed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian HamiltonArt Brimstone: Art StoneLord Henrick Baklava Jr.: Nick SimonTheme Music: Sam WintersArtwork: Hannah Bess RossHell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudiosAudio Engineer + Editor: Art StoneProducers: Ian Hamilton & Art StoneEpisode Descriptions: Natalie O'Sullivan HamiltonSupport the show by following us wherever the hell we are: linktr.ee/netherregionpod