ABOh Shit

In which the Goblins crack open a leather-bound book of fine fanfiction writing. From breaking down the laws and physics of the omegaverse, the mental gymnastics of inserting your name while reading, the math of time spent reading by the number of words, what the Goblins look for when perusing fanfiction, and how it is always a pulsating rod bigger than your arm. As Garrett Watts once said, “Don’t judge me . . . you have weird things, too.” Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language