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Office Goblin Podcast
by S & D
We are on a temporary hiatus - 2024 can suck our lady nuts. But we will return! Eventually! Much Love - the Goblins The goblins welcome you to the story you didn’t ask for: of how planets aligned in the Midwest and two students met in a department stocked with K-cups and gratuitous amounts of scholastic stress. Good vibes only. New episode every two weeks. P.S. We curse. P.P.S Drop us a line - [email protected]
Episodes
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SCP (Succulent Certified Passions) Foundation
In which the Goblins dive right into the long awaited episode on SCPs. From a buoy’s siren call to ye olde plague doctor, gifting your lifeblood of Bailey’s Irish Cream liquor during the holidays, hecking dark caves, and how the evil and mysterious most often manifests as the seemingly mundane....
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Reverse Magical Girl Moment
In which the Goblins demonstrate for a fifth time (possibly? We think?) that paying attention is tough work. From wanting to frolic with farm animals, having an unreliable sniffer, ass-pirations, brain shearing and the majestic occipital lobe, and the rollercoaster that is a brain that comes in…
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G Cubed Resolutions
In which the Goblins welcome the new year with more distraction, more goals, and an optimistic attitude. From setting yourself up for success, enjoying the process, and admiring some muscular, speedo-wearing Dugtrio. Who says you can’t have it all in 2024? Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX Explicit...
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Modern Problems Require Olde Solutions
In which the Goblins discuss becoming your best and truest bog witch-self. From making that good soup in your backyard, freeing your boobies from boob jail, connecting with nature, going from one windowless room to another all in the name of higher education and drying out your peepers, the...
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The Care Manual for Homosapiens
In which the Goblins discuss the importance of creating the enrichment you need, want, and deserve. From stimulating all 5 of your senses, the power of a porch and hammock, how trampolines will give more bounce to the ounce, embracing your inner child, having work-life balance despite life’s...
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Christ’s Light Upon Kinktober
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED In which the Goblins jump right into the deliciously depraved month of Kinktober, 2023 edition. From its humble origins, how it’s okay to shame soooome kinks, the 0 to 100 “inspirational” prompts, becoming a human china hutch, pop culture inspired by some interesting...
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The Fear Pipeline
In which the Goblins take a trip back in time to when they were wee lasses and explore their fears. Featuring the abstract to concrete fear trajectory as one gets older, juicy spiders, the joys of talking to yourself in public, fuck ‘em up energy, and glue traps being stupid. P.S. We forgot to...
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The Millennial Condition
In which the Goblins bring their Elder Millenial™ expertise into the conversation. From the expectations to bring childrens into the world, being a proud plant and/or pet parent, working to live or living to work, getting the Barbie house of your dreams (you thought), personal fulfillment, and...
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What (Item) Doesn’t Kill You Just Ends Up Haunting You
In which the Goblins go through another riveting list, focusing on their favorite haunted or cursed items. From a diamond that results in a gruesome but vague end, whether a stone has a post office box, the continued trope of a bride wronged, having a cohost who is always stoked to discuss the...
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Local Haunts (Pt. 2)
In which the Goblins continue discussing their favorite spooky spaces, featuring many a domestic selection! From the ongoing mystery of what really happened in the Borden household, Alcatraz (aka The Rock - not to be confused with your favorite turtleneck and chain-wearing wrestler), prisons and...
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Haunted Locals (Pt. 1)
In which the Goblins discuss the first of their two-part list of favorite hauntings, focusing on the local and ghoulish. From home-grown demon-children-spirit-things who drain your batteries, theater-dwelling ghosts with a flair for the dramatic (who may have also played football - we won’t know...
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Yams, Gams, and Cutlets
In which the Goblins discuss the “practical body” in all its glory. From the traumas of adolescence that really set the trajectory and how it’s the journey and not the destination. With discussion on dressing like a goth nun, investing in an anti-chafe deodorant and having a Paulie Bleeker…
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Moon Signs Without Therapy
In which the Goblins dip into the mystical world of astrology. Featuring an in-depth review no one asked for of S and D’s zodiac signs: sun rising, moon in Gatorade, and the dawning of the age of Aquarius (or something like that). With disclaimers and strong opinions on the zodiac as personality...
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The Dark Side of the Watercooler
In which the Goblins provide a rich stroll down the memory line of past jobs. Featuring a thorough review of settings, personalities, and tips to deal with it all. Although a necessary evil of adulting successfully, the Goblins share their experiences in making work-life balance work for you.…
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The Iceberg of Lost Teeth
In which the Goblins take another trip through a dreamland that is more like a confessional of the deep, dark, and mysterious Goblins’ psyche. From taking flight and flapping those arms, roasting the man who put dream interpretation into the mainstream (Papa Siggy Freud), losing all your teefs...
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God Tier DILFS
In which the Goblins return much more goblin-ey and horny than ever. And they bring a list of anime daddies or almost daddies. With no shame in their anime papa game, the Goblins discuss wholesome papas, reading smutty stories first thing in the morning (for your health), character development…
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What Do Basement People and Mr. Darcy Have in Common?
In which the Goblins invite thee to fall into a deep yet restless slumber and explore the magical land of dreams. From trying to throw some hands, but having those hands be pure putty, recurring nightmares, basement ghouls, deja vu, spicy dreams featuring Mr. Darcy, nostalgia-rooted dream worlds,...
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Mo’ Dolls, Mo’ Problems
In which the Goblins talk about collecting all the things. Including acquiring plushies in adulthood, putting your titties to the wind, creepy doll collections, questionably attained occult items, the pop culture to Funko pipeline, headhunting for head vases, the joy of books, a beastly dong…
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Boot Scoot Boogie, Bitch It’s Crisis Time
In which the Goblins get existential and enter crisis mode at the same time. From having a quarter-life crisis and getting all that jazz out of the way early in life, saying no to the children but saying yes to plants and animals, the empowerment of selfishness, personal growth, unlearning some...
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Weeb Schism
In which the Goblins discuss some (unnecessarily) hot topics dividing the anime community, including watching subbed or dubbed anime, headcanons and inappropriate ships, the wives of Snape, gatekeeping, and how it’s about to go down. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language
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Heathen Baptist and Heathen Catholic Talk About God
In which the Goblins get holy while including anime. Let us pray and recite the Satin Commandments, while fanning over Buddha in Record of Ragnarok, discussing the Goblins’ journey of faith and spirituality, definitely being burned at the stake had the occasion presented itself, and the holy rule...
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Cruising Through High School Education Musings
In which the Goblins pass on some wisdom and reflect on gaps in their education. From learning how to manage the coin and establishing a coffer to put them in, having some basic home management skillz, slathering some sunscreen on your bod, washing dat ass, and smelling good and feeling great....
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Rawdogging the Dishes
In which the Goblins go on a cleaning journey. Featuring the washing and hiding of dish mountain and other distasteful chores, the emotional rollercoaster of decluttering, questionably designed interiors, the power (and confusion) of centimeters, hairy staircases, spider karma, the endless war...
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Fresh Air - Fresher Attitude (Brain Dump 3)
PATRICIA!In which the Goblins get their sillies out. Featuring a lesbian sasquatch, the strong gravitational pull of S’s head to church pillars, swollen and pulsating eyeballz, how to do the photosynthesis thing as an adult, being a bookstore ghost, and wholesome book clubs. Intro/Outro: North...
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Live Laugh Leave
In which the Goblins continue their discussion about death. Including the history of graveyards and the development of cemeteries, D and S’s funerary plans, the ethics of death, dying for rentals, and the petition to be taxidermied and have a fun plaque. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by…
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Putting the “Fun” In Funeral
In which the Goblins invite y’all into the existential crisis of death. Listen as they wax poetic about the soul, crying while watching Pixar movies, the joys of composting your bod, the increasingly sterile nature of death, their dislike of embalming, and some dark humor that will have you die...
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Bless This Midwestern Mess
In which the Goblins take an even deeper dive into Midwestern life and reflect on the lure of tornados, being slicker than a boiled onion and fine as frog hairs, going golfing using hail, marking yer territory with some milk crates, nasty and gross summers, to divide or not to divide the Midwest,...
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The Backrooms of America
In which the Goblins bust out the “ope” and “sneak right past ya” into the magic and mystique of the Midwest. Filled with a plethora of midwestern slang and colloquialisms, a positive attitude, corn, the questionable midwestern status of Ohio, the possibly neutral and adaptable midwestern accent,...
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Let's Get Antique-y
In which the Goblins wipe the dust off their memories and review their favorite antique store and flea market finds. Featuring a crash course of what is the difference, whether dolls or mirrors are creepier, gettin’ holy with the holy water containers, having beautiful little glass heads, and...
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Perry the Poisonous Persistent Platypus
In which the Goblins discuss animals that should have been cryptids. With recommendations to avoid rides in submarines because of the bigfin squid, the avocado body and vampire teeth of the deer mouse, honoring the moss piglets who will outlive all of humanity (seriously), S finding everything in...
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Local Lycanthrope Appreciation Society
In which the Goblins encourage you to hold onto your nuggles as they discuss their honorable mention cryptids. From going squatchin’, discussing graceful mermaids and their heavy metal sisters, getting in touch with one’s Irish roots, confirming that Scotland does have all the badass creatures of...
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The Cryptid Countdown
In which the Goblins have the ultimate countdown of their top 5 favorite cryptids. Featuring the grace and mystique of vampires, something screaming in the woods, appreciating a certain cryptid’s buns of steel, having all the love and sympathy for the ever-relatable squonk, and motherf*cking...
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The Worrier's Way
In which the Goblins invite y’all to get anxious about anxiety, with some honest conversation. Including tips on how to tame your inner tension, recognizing the anxiety and striking while it’s hot (with some ice cubes actually), normalizing the general state of things, and how to remain flexible...
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ABOh Shit
In which the Goblins crack open a leather-bound book of fine fanfiction writing. From breaking down the laws and physics of the omegaverse, the mental gymnastics of inserting your name while reading, the math of time spent reading by the number of words, what the Goblins look for when perusing...
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Boku no Bitches
In which the Goblins encourage you to stay hydrated while enjoying a nice chat about anime. With discussions on the madness and sadness that is season 6 of My Hero Academia, another deep dive into the psychological onion that is the Todoroki family, mixing up all the anime people, Shotooooooo…
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Delicate Womanly Things
In which the Goblins discuss the pros and cons of birth control, how to be a poop donor (bet you didn’t know about that one), tampon use mythology, some tales of sex-ed, petitioning to use #lil pee pee as a clinical term, and how this episode is not at all about house music. Intro/Outro: North...
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Holidaze
In which the Goblins discuss the time Mario Lopez was kidnapped by a ghost who haunted a bed and breakfast that also catfished someone who was killed by an icicle. From singing some holiday tunes, progressive children’s shows, waging war using gift wrap, leaving the tree n lights on year-round…
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The Days of Our Twenties
In which the Goblins do a brain dump with a roadmap and explore what it is to be in one’s late 20s. From throwing some salt on a watermelon, food sensitivities and allergies to everything and nothing, being thirsty (and not in a fun way), slathering your neck stump with moisturizer, adequately...
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The Catacombs of Cringe
In which the Goblins unearth tales of embarrassment and second-hand cringe, from childhood to adulthood. Dare to listen as the Goblins share stories that involve mostly bathrooms and/or people. From a lack of spatial awareness relative to people and things, lots of poo, the dangers of a Home…
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A Sore Neck and an Empty Wallet
In which the Goblins discuss the trials and tribulations of going to the cinema. Includes dodging mystery fluids on seats, the gamble of good seat-mates, wanting more anime on the big screen, turning off the damn phone, the conundrum of the unfocused viewer, potential accommodations to enjoy...
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Sidescroll Into My Heart
In which the Goblins invite you to Stardew Valley to race with some beans. From a lack of coordination for driving or weaponry (excluding bows), to the stress of escaping Slenderman or some zombies, big-boobed vampire ladies, the magic of games within games, good geometry graphics, and the...
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A Scare of A Time
In which the Goblins take a trip down ye olde spooky memory lane and discuss their favorite costumes and Halloween memories. Featuring the fabulous and glamorous home-made costumes, the power and versatility of a onesie, unfortunately-structured Christmas tree costumes, peeled grapes and jello,...
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Booktacular Spooktacular
In which the Goblins continue their spooky book chat. Featuring many boo-tiful puns, coughing, Florida Man energy being served in Ohio, team fae v team bae, our recommendation to not join a cult, more coughing, ultra-warlocks, and avoiding dark tunnels and shacks, Goddamnit. Intro/Outro: North...
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Scary Stories to Tell Your Mom
In which the Goblins return goblinier than before, if that’s at all possible, and encourage y’all to join the gob. Including the social networking of demonologists, Baptist vs Baptist, book club anarchy, gettin’ the heebie jeebies, the mystique of the haunted house, #Siggy, and accidental...
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Endometriosis: Revisited
In which the Goblins revisit endometriosis. From the fear of period cups, treasuring a good gyno, reproductive system-based fallacies, the mystique of two separate holes (if you know, you know), and laughing while crying through the hell that is endo. It ain’t just terrible period cramps....
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House of Bucci a.k.a Brain Dump the Sequel
In which the Goblins invite you to the iconic House of Bucci, which in reality is the last two (shared) brain cells of D and S. From headless Barbies, the majesty of Breyer horses, the importance of having a Volkswagen Beetle to roll in style, D’s war on lawnmowers during the work week, and how...
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Big Hair, Bigger Hair Gel Budget
In which the Goblins are left with more questions than answers - what is the hair gel budget in an anime, does Kirishima harden that hairdo, what is up with that mysterious wind in windless places, what is the perfect ratio of hair to yiddy size, and how they too can achieve a luscious Goblin…
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Hairy Situations, Served Extra Crispy
In which the Goblins discuss fabulously hair-raising trends of years past and present, including the raw power and timelessness of mullets, doing yourself a favor and getting a clip-in bang, raven conspiracies, glitter spray abomination, team gel vs team mousse, and the holy trinity of M’s....
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It Puts the St. Ives Apricot Scrub On Its Skin
In which the Goblins show resilience and still have skin on their faces. From being your own test subject, the glory that is sheet masks, getting your bath bomb on, and using 2% salicylic acid to wash the skin sins away . . . and hydrogen peroxide . . . and rubbing alcohol . . . and astringent .…
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Rage Boner Assassin
In which the Goblins take ragin’ to another level. From conspiracists of the cult of Elon Musk, telling only the truths, being kind to your surroundings and its creatures, and how breathing while eating should be forbidden. Intro/Outro: North Oakland Extasy by Squadda B Explicit Language
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We are on a temporary hiatus - 2024 can suck our lady nuts. But we will return! Eventually! Much Love - the Goblins
The goblins welcome you to the story you didn’t ask for: of how planets aligned in the Midwest and two students met in a department stocked with K-cups and gratuitous amounts of scholastic stress. Good vibes only. New episode every two weeks. P.S. We curse. P.P.S Drop us a line - [email protected]
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S & D
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We are on a temporary hiatus - 2024 can suck our lady nuts. But we will return! Eventually! Much Love - the Goblins The goblins welcome you to the story you didn’t ask for: of how planets aligned in the Midwest and two students met in a department stocked with K-cups and gratuitous amounts of...
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