Abomination Vaults Ep. 57: Goliaths & Gnomes

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The hunting lodge awaits... as do the many sinister secrets of the Darklands! Dug too deep, and now we're in a cruddy cavern full of cruddy mushrooms and cruddy monsters. The Fogfen Few are seeking the caligni who have kidnapped the beloved Zaccheus Wimifor Slumberstone V, and they're pretty sure they know where to find him! But what's with all the spooky stuff following them around? Are they ever truly safe here in the Vaults? Only time can tell... and at the end of the day, they'll either have uncovered some ancient lore, or, y'know. Died! Traps get sprung. Ships get sailed. Alrik gets pointed at. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what texture is a marsh giant's tummy? CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, body horror, gaslighting, muscle damage, sexy kinda evil granny ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠ Original Theme ⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The hunting lodge awaits... as do the many sinister secrets of the Darklands! Dug too deep, and now we're in a cruddy cavern full of cruddy mushrooms and cruddy monsters. The Fogfen Few are seeking the caligni who have kidnapped the beloved...

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