Dice Will Roll
by The Dice Will Roll Crew
Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: [email protected] Get extra loot on our Patreon!
Episodes
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Abomination Vaults Retrospective
And thus ends another campaign. No more doors leading to nowhere, no more will-o-wisps... the story of Otari is over. Now, Derry, Dave, Ritz and Luna talk about what it was like to play, how they made their characters, and what's next for Dice Will Roll. Retrospective Art Doc:...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 75: Sunrises & Sojourns
The journey is done. The struggle is over. We won, and now we get to rest. The shadow looming over Otari has fallen, and the Fogfen Few have finally saved the town... and the rest of the Isle of Kortos. No longer shall Belcorra Haruvex threaten innocent lives, no longer shall the horror of...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 74: Nightmares & Nothingness
After 500 years of slumber... the final battle with Belcorra Haruvex is upon us! A lighthouse in the swamp. Creepy monsters in the shadows. Spiralling staircases, ghosts, traps, puzzles and monsters. All created by the dreaded Belcorra Haruvex; the Ghost Queen, the Great Evil, the Mad Sorceress....
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 73: Rituals & Remains
The end is almost upon us. The lenses must be freed. The Abomination Vaults have nearly been fully explored. But our heroes cannot hope to defeat Belcorra without a plan. And while a secret weakness has presented itself... to use it, they are going to need to take some extraordinary risks and…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 72: Swamps & Spite
Enter the realm of Voidbracken... and face the horrors of Nhimbaloth! The final challenge awaits our heroes as they prepare to defeat Belcorra once and for all. A sliver of the plane of Nhimbaloth is trapped within the vaults, and our heroes must withstand the foul fumes and vicious monsters…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 71: Memories & Misery
The Challenges of Nhimbaloth await you, adventurers... if you dare to take the plunge! The bottom of the dungeon is, naturally, where the greatest threats await us. And after surviving blowgun cultist ghosts, gas traps and evil statues, our heroes are about to take on the actual trials that the...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 70: Statues & Smog
Don't breathe it in! The Fogfen Few crawl through the Test of Despair! The final challenges before the Fogfen Few are some of the most perilous yet. Traps, terrible monsters and more await in the cramped corridors of the Temple... and if our heroes can make their way through in one piece, they…
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Halloween Special 2025: Castles & Creeps
You've never known true terror... until NOW! A storm rumbles in the skies above a group of three travellers and their lumbering flesh hulk. A gunblade, a werewolf and a mad scientist take shelter in a castle on the night of a will-reading... only for things to go monstrously, horrifically wrong!...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 69: Friendship & Fearmongers
Grit your teeth and descend... we enter the final floor of the Abomination Vaults. About four months ago, a ganzi with a telescope noticed a mysterious light coming from the Fogfen Swamp. Today, our heroes descend into the final level of the mystery she uncovered. The Fogfen Few must be brave as...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 68: Wisdom & Wings
A rest in Otari can only mean one thing... something terrible is going to happen! SHIELDS UP! Look around! Bite your lip in fear. What was that noise?! Just people walking around the sleepy town of Otari? No way. Every time the Fogfen Few rests in Otari, something horrible happens! From crab...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 67: Owbs & Omens
The Cathedral of Shadows awaits. What are its grim origins..? Caligni have been going missing in the Abomination Vaults, and our heroes have sworn to stop them... but when it turns out that both they and their rival adventuring party, the Dungeon Delvers, are being dragged into an obsidian black...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 66: Graveknights & Gloom
The Fogfen Few face off against Callido Haruvex after five floors of chasing! The bigger they are, the harder they fall. That's the hope in the hearts of the Fogfen Few as they battle with Callido Haruvex, the cousin of Lady Belcorra and a terrible graveknight warrior. With his massive zweihander...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 65: Temples & Trolls
On the trail of the Dungeon Delvers, the Fogfen Few find nothing but horrors beyond their wildest imaginations... and a few silly billies too. We've had quite a few days here on the 9th floor of the Abomination Vaults, haven't we? Wight giant kings, vampire hyrngars, will-o-wisps following us...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 64: Value & Vampyrs
Surrender your soul... you stand in the shadow of LORD DOMINUS DRESCU, master of Belcorra's Treasure Vault! Bloodsucking bastards berate us! A nosferatu malefactor and his servants are the source of an old friend's curse, and if we want to set her free, we're going to need to kick some vampire…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 63: Rings & Riches
The Fogfen Few become the Fogfen Four as Phosero Witchhelm joins the fray! As an adventurer, you often end up taking on more quests than you'd expect. And some days, that means knocking out a whole bunch of them at once! Hans the Hand? Check! Books for Otari's ghost? Check! A quest you didn't…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 62: Basilisks & Beauties
The king of the basilisks slithers close! This is what happens when you lie. One second, you're trying to squirm out of an awkward situation. The next, a 30-foot long snake with a metal crown that breathes corrosive venom clouds is coming down to bite you. That's just the nature of things I fear....
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 61: Siblings & Sepulchers
Phosero Witchelm has arrived in Otari, and the Fogfen Few need to keep them from finding the grim truths of the dungeon! By now, days in Otari are often more dangerous than days in the Abomination Vaults, and today is no different. The Mendevian Crusader, Phosero Witchhelm, is here on Silk's...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 60: Fashion & Fury
A well-deserved rest in the city of elves! With that nasty business in the cave of giants over and done with, our heroes need some time to engage in some TLC before heading back to the surface and prepare for a surprise visitor. But even Yldaris has hijinks for our heroes to get involved in.…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 59: Battles & Bonesnappers
The Battle of Khurfel Cavern is upon us. Elves vs. Giants... who will come out victorious? The Marsh Giants of the Hunting Grounds are wicked cultists of Nhimbaloth, and have long been a thorn in the side of Yldaris. These brutal raiders kill their scouts, eat their livestock, and siege their…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 58: Roses & Ravagers
A hint of romance betwixt NPCs?! Don't mind if I do... The tangled wilds of the Hunting Ground are too much! Let's gossip for a moment, shan't we? A little birdy told me someone has feelings for someone else. Now, are we going to be respectful of their privacy? Yes! But we're also getting…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 57: Goliaths & Gnomes
The hunting lodge awaits... as do the many sinister secrets of the Darklands! Dug too deep, and now we're in a cruddy cavern full of cruddy mushrooms and cruddy monsters. The Fogfen Few are seeking the caligni who have kidnapped the beloved Zaccheus Wimifor Slumberstone V, and they're pretty sure...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 56: Depths & Daemons
Welcome to the Hunting Grounds, a level so large... it could be its own dungeon! The Fogfen Few have made an allegiance with the elves of Yldaris, but their journey to the bottom of the vault is far from over. On the doorstep of the underground city is the Hunting Grounds, a sprawling biome of...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 55: Elves & Enigmas
The city of Yldaris awaits, brave adventurers. Dare you open the gate? The Fogfen Few are recovering from another traumatic downtime session, and need to escape it all by going back into the monster-infested dungeon. Surely it'll be calmer there! Psychic horrors, winding tunnels and cities of…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 54: Shivers & Shopkeeps
A bumper-sized episode for our time off in Otari! Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in town... Air! Fresh air! The Fogfen Few are finally out of the vaults after several days being trapped down there, and they are owed one hell of a break. Wash your hair, eat some food, check in with...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 53: Webs & Wyverns
The forest of fungus awaits you... if you dare travel its paths! Give it up for day 4 of being trapped in the dungeon! Day 4, everyone! The Fogfen Few are, frankly, over this. Murderous ghosts, gug cult leaders, and now drow?! We don't own the rights to those, even! Our heroes need to tough it…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 52: Bosses & Boletes
Napping in the dungeon... what's the worst that could happen? The Fogfen Few are spending another night deep in the Garden level of the Abomination Vaults. With no way back up, we're forced to go deeper, deeper, and deeper still, even when everything's getting too scary. Whispering caves? Giant...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 51: Grottos & Giants
The prophet of the caves beckons! Heed his call! Day 2 of being trapped underground, and the Fogfen Few are no closer to getting to the surface than they were before. Bog mummy gnomes, caligni cultists... how on Golarion are they ever going to get out of here? As they make their way through the...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 50: Chalices & Caligni
Ah... Ah, the light..! Ah..! Trapped in the caverns of Belcorra with no way up and a vile ghost hunting them, the Fogfen Few have certainly had better days when it comes to feeling at ease. Our heroes are desperately searching for a way to the surface, all while being hunted by malignant forces...
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Dice Will Roll 413 Special: Subgrubs & Snazzards
No matter how hard you try, you just can't fight the Homestuck. Join the Dice Will Roll gang on a Karkalicious adventure to the planet Alternia, where the insectoid humanoids called trolls divide their society into a hierarchy of blood, cars have bug legs and people make hexagon pizza…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 49: Mothers & Mummies
An underground swamp?! Oh, Silk, we're really in it now... After a terrible crash, the Fogfen Few find themselves stranded deep underground in a subterranean bog. And what kind of bog would it be if it weren't full of bog mummies? Gnomes with mummified corpses calling themselves the Children of...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 48: Elevators & Explorers
The riddle is solved! Let's descend deep into the caves below... With the devils dispelled, the fleshwarpers finished and the arena outlasted, the Fogfen Few are taking a well earned break. Soon, they're going to plunge into the hellevator, and see what lies beneath on the 8th floor of the...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 47: Locks & Lawyers
Court is in session! It's the Fogfen Few v. Urevian! Buzzing sounds following our heroes home. Hags preying on the dreams of children. Manipulating the party into arguing over a man's soul. All of these misdemeanours can be traced back to one source: Urevian, master of the Prison Floor. Our…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 46: Cambions & Coarti
Oh, beautiful fallen angels, please don't kick our asses! The Fogfen Few and their new friend(?) Cynemi have found the source of Urevian's summoning plot: a giant pentagram held over magma, from which armies of devils will spew forth! If our brave heroes don't destroy the summoners, they're...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 45: Wisps & Witches
FLEE, MORTALS! FLEE FROM VEKNIR THE INSTAGATOR! The Fogfen Few have a new ally in the form of Cynemi, a wanted criminal on the run from Absalom. As they close in on the keys to enter the domain of Urevian the contract devil, perils of all kinds are slowly encircling the party. Can they escape the...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 44: Killers & Kobolds
It's not just devils here in the prison... The Fogfen Few are hot on Urevian's heels! Seeking the five pentagram pieces that will blow open the doors and let them kick the contract devil's sorry behind, our heroes are ready to do whatever it takes to win. But are they really the only mortals on...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 43: Haddocks & Halflings
Chill downtime session! I promise nothing BAD is going to happen! The Fogfen Few need a day to recover from the horrors of the Prison-- more specifically, from Belcorra's evil hot graveknight cousin. And aren't they owed a nice, relaxed downtime session? The last few times they stayed in Otari,...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 42: Tactics & Terrors
Rip and tear! The Fogfen Few are fighting devils tonight! A devil? LYING to the party? This twist had no way to be foreseen and is absolutely unacceptable. The Fogfen Few are determined to waste as little time as possible when it comes to kicking Urevian's ass, and they've been plunged into war…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 41: Gaols & Ghost Stories
Step into the unknown and shake the devil's hand! That's what Urevian wants from our party today! But can he be trusted? Every little part of his story threatens to be a lie, and the Fogfen Few needs to think long and hard about trusting the devil... especially when a man's soul is at stake! From...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 40: Hares & Hags
The hood is off. Ms. Motley awaits. From haunted dolls to mysterious sleepwalkers to bruised dates in arms, the scourge of Ms. Motley has been one the party has had to deal with for far too long. But now, it all comes to a head, and our heroes must brave the horrors of Doriana Menhemes' imaginary...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 39: Doorways & Dollies
A shadow creeps through Otari... will the Fogfen Few catch it before it's too late? Alrik, Silk and Fiore have returned from the laboratories, needing a long rest after dealing with the monstrous scientists that lurked within. But is rest what they'll get? A familiar figure walks down the beach…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 38: Schemes & Scientists
It's time to come face to forcipules with the fleshwarping genius of the labs! The Fogfen Few have taken down oozes, dismantled fleshwarps and defeated researchers. Now all that remains of the hierarchy of power in the Laboratory is its villainous ruler... Jafaki, the head scientist of Belcorra!...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 37: Sales & Skitterskins
Hot on the trail of the mad scientist Jafaki, our heroes keep uncovering stranger and stranger experiments... Flesh, flesh, flesh! The Laboratory level of the Abomination Vaults lives up to its reputation as a place of terrible inhuman science. But the Fogfen Few have yet to uncover the most...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 36: Deals & Devils
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand? The mysterious buzzing noise that's been following the Fogfen Few for the last few weeks has revealed itself, and it comes bearing a message! The contract devil Urevian has a bargain he'd like to offer our heroes... and all it asks for in return divides the...
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The War of Immortals
The god of war is dead. More are to come. When Our Lord in Iron was ripped asunder and his blood rained down on the people of Golarion, everything changed. What follows is documentation of the death of Gorum, the Godsrain and its effects, the War of Immortals and the gods who died in the…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 35: Slumber & Suspense
Just a peaceful romp through Otari... right? Times are tough in the dungeon! Fleshwarps, mad science and ominous warnings... why, I think the Fogfen Few have earned a nice, relaxing time in their sleepy little home town! Heed not the worried looks cast your way, the shadowy figure hiding on the...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 34: Steam & Seugathi
Somehow, mind-controlling centipede scientists with French accents aren't even the weirdest part of today's episode! Alrik, Silk and Fiore have come face to face with the fearsome fleshwarpers of the laboratory level... and yet, stranger and stranger things await them. Weirder than cyborg…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 33: Bars & Bands
Fogfen Few versus Shadow Malice... which band will be the last one standing in the Warped Brew Tavern? Of all the things our heroes were expecting to find in the dungeon, this was not one of them. Ancient libraries? Makes sense. A secret laboratory? Yeah, why not. But a dungeon tavern? Full of...
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 32: Lutes & Laboratories
The sixth floor awaits, and it's full of weird science and... music? The Fogfen Few plunge deeper than ever as they make their way to the laboratories of the Abomination Vaults, hot on the trail of a mad, centipede scientist who plans on invading the surface. But not everything is as it seems…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 31: Rubies & Revenents
What's happening to poor Dorianna Menhemes, and who's to blame? The Fogfen Few fight to protect those they care about... but what do they do when the evil isn't just contained in the dungeon? From strange buzzing sounds to haunted dolls to strange rubies, it seems like even Otari is becoming…
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 30: Evils & Exorcisms
The Fogfen Few must cure the werewolf of his lycanthropy... or let a monster run wild! Ah, Otari... the town where nothing ever happens. After a long day out exploring in the dungeon, our heroes can always count on Otari to be a safe place where nothing bad happens. At least... normally it is.…
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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: [email protected] Get extra loot on our Patreon!
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