ADAM, FRED, and EVE | season five premiere

What this episode covers

ADAM AND EVE (∞ - 9700 BCE), arguably the first human beings brought into existence, died about 9,700 years ago after a mysterious explosion in the Garden of Eden. The original sinners, their lives were intertwined with a strange, time-forgotten being named Fred, who ushered in the age of humanity with both a lethargic voice and semi-aquatic disposition. Despite discovering the names of maybe six types of apples and smoking the first joint in all eternity, Adam and Eve were unable to crack the code of easy living, and were eventually spurned from their sacred home by both God and some red-horned guy from Louisiana. You can find them today floating somewhere in the afterlife, along with a perky nicotine-addicted armadillo they befriended all those years ago. New episode Thursday!

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