EXIT INTERVIEW

The Season Eight Finale is here...filled with Italian fashion, semi-normal mentors, and 200 divorcées. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Happy Holidays, everyone. Make sure to avoid polar bears. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

God goes solo this week, meeting strangers in the back of a drowning Conestoga. Voices change, loved ones hit the apps, and home is only a river away. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

The Devil goes off on a solo adventure this week.... NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

A little therapy session between a negligent father and his loyal son. A story of water and wine, horse-drawn carriages, and the city of New York - plus a family feud that's festered for over two millennia. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!!!!! from God and the Devil hehe NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

the tale of a dastardly dashing prince, two brothers who switch places, and a laundromat based in a koi pond: plus the real true origin story of the legendary subreddit r/mark...or is it r/johnny?...oh boy let me check....hmmm...lets see.....ok well ok actually now it's r/mark. by the way, this is a disney episode. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

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a halloween premiere! featuring a life-reviving chant, a candy-King-Midas, two runaway cult members, and God and the Devil (in costume). thanks for joining for season eight of EXIT INTERVIEW! new episode thursdayyyyy NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Again, dear listener, a tale as old as time: a family split at the seams, a beanstalk that treads the sky, and a town known by the name of Blourge. Thank for listening to Season Seven of EXIT INTERVIEW. We'll see you around Halloween for new episodes... NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

a simple story from simpler times. SEASON SEVEN FINALE next Thursday!!!! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1949-2025) Rudolph Schultz, famed Austrian chef and owner of numerous Prego Restaurants, died from his old Oma’s gold-leaf schnitzel recipe last night. Known for his loaf sized breadsticks, his larger-than-life personality, and his childhood frenemy Christoph Waltz, Schultz clawed his way to the top of the restaurant industry while also harboring a secret desire to be a famous Hollywood actor. He will be remembered for his legendary three week improv session in downtown LA - and for the upcoming biopic about his life starring him as a younger version of him. His wife, Katerina, will be vlogging the funeral. New episode Thursday!! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1994 - 2025) Steven Jobs (no not that Steven Jobs) died somewhat recently at a Meta Team Event promoting dozens of paintings of animal nipples. Jobs (Steven not Steve) spent his career as an intern at Instagram responsible for doing the bubbles and reading everyone's stories. Despite his humble roots as a farm boy who glossed turkey chests, Jobs (again, not that Jobs) rose the ranks at Instagram and eventually got the chance to meet Mark Zuckerberg, Senior Member. His lifelong love of painting allowed him to connect to his roots, and he died doing what he loved: promoting his art on Instagram live. His funeral will be held at a random Tennessee town hall where no nipples will be allowed on screen, only in person. NEW EPISODE THURSDAY. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Congratulations John Goodman and Hanna Allerton on your wedding!new episode thursdayyyyy NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Dale Davidson, oil tycoon and poet, passed away alone in the middle of the woods near a binturong. Followed around by his reporter and maybe intimate confidant Michael Leahcim, Dale was known as being as rich as Chappelle Roan until his untimely demise. Davidson had three dreams (finding oil, forming a small country in the middle of Germany, and writing fact-based poetry) and he led a life of deceit and backwards last names in order to achieve all three, destroying his marriage of convenience along the way. His last will and testament leaves all of his money to his wife and arch-nemesis Jessica, and his funeral will be held somewhere - unfortunately a paper boy ripped out the last page of the newspaper so no one will know where. NEW EPISODE THURSDAY! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

this week: a gift from our Patreon. New episode Thursday!!   NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1992 - 2025) Lisa Bergen, theoretically someone with a job, died this week after doing improv. As an orphan who was an orphan for as long as she's been an orphan, Bergen spent her days on this volatile planet hitting comedy clubs in the hopes of making a go of it in the Brooklyn improv scene. Despite completely never telling anyone anything about her passion for performing for fear of getting killed by her boss, Bergen was best known (or not-known) for her improv comedy group Elbow's Head - drawing crowds of sometimes six people. Her rival group One Foot A Head will host her memorial will be next week, with a secret performance on ukulele by her co-worker Daniel at the subway station over Bossa Nova Civic Club. New Episode Thursday!! (you can follow Adrienne Hunter IRL on insta @projectadrienne) NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1982 - 2025) George Trudy, otherwise known by their player name PopPop McDyke, died last week in a fantasy land far far away from this humble obituary writer's countryside abode. Known for their 37-face "lucky" dice, their relentless pursuit of the perfect Dungeons and Dragons game, and the random fatal events that peppered their DMing, McDyke is most famous for joining legendary player Juno's 65 year old game (along with HuzzahKid). They will be memorialized by their best friend D*** at their funeral next week. NEW EPISODE THURSDAY! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1995-2025) Ashley Daggers, newly-minted pop star and hitmaker for three foreign countries, died last night after eating the most American thing possible. Known for absolute bangers like "Body Wrong", "Skyn With A Y", "Home4Now", and "AxSent", Daggers will be remembered for her devotion to Britney Spears' goat, her angelic three-minute outros, and the zeitgeist-y relatability of her lyrics. Her funeral will be held in Trinidad and Tobago, where Daggers almost went silver. New episode Thurssssday (IRL you can follow Erik Martini @erikmartini on Insta!!) NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(2007 - 2025) Becca B, cool hype chill girl whose Libra Moon was rising, died last night in the middle of her high school's Halloween College Admissions Dance. As a high school senior, Becca was known as both a domineering Regina George-type and a mothering friend: a combination that proved fatal in the end.  She will be remembered for her legendary Mean Girls trio costume with her friends Kaylee and Kayla, which actually turned into a Jennifer's Body duo costume with just Kaylee and Kayla. Her funeral will be held at The Moody College, and toner will be spread on one side of her face until someone spreads it thinlier. New episode Thursdddday. (In real life, you can listen to Amelia Ritthaler on the Girls Rewatch Podcast, or in NYC at Girl Church Comedy Show!)  NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Long ago, a family in the Swiss Alps stumbled upon the world's first cigarette...unaware that it would cause a generational curse that would cleave their family in two and force their descendants into purgatory forever - until now.Join God and the Devil as they dive back in time to save the world from the curse of Marlboro cigarettes, in a season premiere that spans the birth of BIC lighters, the throes of the Black Plague, the aftereffects of the American Revolution, and an evil chainsmoking Elderman. Welcome to Season Seven of EXIT INTERVIEW. New Episodes Every Thursday!! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

what gets lost, must be found. the season six finale of exit interview.  NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

the halloween tradition continues: a brand new special spooky episode from EXIT INTERVIEW. Enjoy this tale of Florida kayaking gone wrong, a box with a secret, and familial relationships. We'll see you next week for the Season Six Finale of EXIT INTERVIEW... NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1996 - 2024) Shirley Duvet, one of the most esteemed ASMR performers on JoesVideos.Net, performed a fatal stunt on Friday involving her beautiful mouth and an angular can of Diet Coke. After working for years on Popeyes mukbang, Duvet's popularity grew rapidly after transitioning into the audiobook space as a semi-softcore fairy ASMR narrator. She will be remembered for her weird relationship with Joe the Landlord/Confederate Sympathizer/All-Around Old Man, as well as for the retinue of lawyers she disposed to deal with her unhappy clients. Memorial services will be held at a recording booth near you. HALLOWEEN EPISODE NEXT THURSDAY !! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1984 - 2024) Asher Forsyth, le légendaire dresseur d'éléphants et briseur de plafond de verre olympique s'est fait complètement piéger dans son avion privé Marlboro il y a quelques mois. Après une première carrière à pousser le tabac contre les citoyens innocents du public américain, Forsyth est mieux connu pour la seconde moitié de sa vie : à la tête des efforts visant à permettre aux animaux d'entrer aux Jeux olympiques, en particulier son plus bel éléphant, Margeux Marlboro. Le corps de Forsyth, qui pourrit actuellement sur une île au large des Carolines, sera ramené au repos aux États-Unis après une cérémonie de visionnage de la nouvelle saison de Below Deck. Nouvel épisode jeudi ! oui oui NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

This episode is dedicated to Val Falstaff, our biggest fan. No obituary because this episode will live forever. If you’d like to support Val’s love of podcasts, go listen to Authorized Novelizations Podcast - available everywhere you listen to pods. New. Episode. Thursday. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1980 - 2024) Elaine Snatch, local launderer of clothes and money, kicked the proverbial bowling ball down the alley last night. As mother of the Mayor of Coast and vigilante prosecutor of big business bullies everywhere, Snatch rose to prominence in sort of a reverse-nepo-baby situation. She will be remembered as the woman who spread all those waterborne foot illnesses while also being responsible for cleaning clothes. Daughters who woo and sons who build pyramids with their own bodies will mourn her death everywhere. Funeral will be held in a massive Target sign during South Coast Bingo night - no creepy singles allowed. New episode thuuuursday. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

sometimes, the only way to be free - is to lose yourself. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1998 - 2024) Christopher "Tiny" Sanchez the Fourth, scion of the Sanchez Shipping Company and co-founder of the holiday Christmas, passed away yesterday in the late afternoon doing what he loved: swinging hammers for prizes. As the youngest/favorite son of a mother-worshipping family, Sanchez pressed all the right buttons in his rapid rise to the top of his family's shipping company - growing from Sharpie-wielding hourly employee all the way to "fixer" (see: Sanchez Family Scrolls pg. 48). In his short life, he tackled problems such as figuring out how to get the ball through the oval-shaped hoop, to figuring out how to get a cargo ship through the oval-shaped canal. He will be buried next to his grandfather - Christopher Sanchez the Second - and Sharpies will be available at the funeral to sign his casket. No purveyors, purchasers, or surveyors allowed. New Episode Thur$dAy! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1994 - 2024) Curtis L, the local cream cheese mogul and chive aficionado who ran the Creamy Company for years, passed away last night in a pool of his own making in front of dozens of students and undead creatures. Known for absolutely bulldozing a block of houses downtown then rebuilding them brick by brick to look exactly the same, L. will be remembered as that guy who triked daily down the street carrying massive amounts of cream cheese and chives (which are not a type of Mexican beer). His generosity with opening up his cream cheese factory to family tours and field trips will forever endear him to our community, despite him not being a numbers guy. L's  funeral will be held on Tuesday in a monastery in France where the Cistercian monks first fermented cream cheese using the blood of their coworker Pierre…or something like that (new episode THURSDAY !). NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1988 - 2024) Stacy (is it Stacy?) yes Stacy, that Stacy, the Stacy I'm talking about died yesterday in front of dozens of parents and one student from her Quaker School in Idaho, creating  a new sport through her untimely death. Known for her groundbreaking work in the field of virtual volleyball / polevaulting / tennis, Stacy (yes, Stacy) had already been a midwest legend for decades after her claim to fame as one-time Iowa State Women's Volleyball State Champion in the Tournament of I's. She will forever be tied to her corn-shucking roots and the friends who were more like friends of friends rather than friends. Her memorial will be taking place in the digital world, in VR goggles, and her coffin will be made of the dozens and dozens of volleyballs she had collected over the years. New episode next Thursday, everyone. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1995 - 2024) Mika Lesser, a NYC FiDi lifer, passed away last evening after scaling the world's greatest symbol of liberty - all in the name of social media savviness. Lesser, a local reply guy who haunted all the Think Coffeeshops south of Canal Street, spent his life training the nepo babies of the world in "media presence", which may or not be a real thing. Best known as the right-hand-man to Tommy Carlsen (son of Tucker), Lesser's global impact was bright but shortlived - like the free cheese samples at Trader Joes, or a newly opened bottle of fresh whole milk. His funeral will be held at the Oculus and the South Street Seaport and the Battery all at the same time, and his ashes will be spread underneath the Liberty Bull's Ball n' Torch at sunset tomorrow (new episode of EXIT INTERVIEW on Thursday) SUBSCRIBE AND RATE/REVIEW $$$ NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

if you don't know where you are, can you ever be found? NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!  NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite past episodes. This week, co-creator and graphics guru John Goodman showcases yet another episode with talking animals! (and familial drama, tiktok excursions, accented duos....take a listen to one of our fav episodes ever. New rerun next Thursday!! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Will Koller is showcasing one of our first episodes ever! Featuring talking toes, questions about consciousness, and a raucous court scene drama....new rerun next Thursday!! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Tricia Crimmins chose to highlight an iconic bonus episode featuring Napoleon, a horde of lovers, and a reality TV show island....new rerun next Thursday!!   NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be re-releasing an episode from our archive: this week, it's TAPE 118 from Season 1 featuring Mackenzie Jamieson! Our featured performer Jonah chose this as one of his favorite all-time episodes. We'll be rereleasing summer reruns all summer! Stay tuned for another flash from the past next Thursday...(1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the world mourned the death of one of their own: Wind-Sir McCowen, an incubator-to-rags-to-prison story that spanned across multiple accents and a single newspaper. McCowen will best be known as the first child to live in an incubator, the first human to be adopted by lemmings, and the last person to hear acclaimed television actor Kelsey Grammar speak his lines. Her self-titled newspaper has a special issue commemorating her life, sold for two pounds or two shillings, whichever one you got. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

a sneak peak of our newest patreon episode - featuring undelivered mail, a slew of world flags, and the Mother Queen herself. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen to full exclusive monthly special episodes, as well as other bonus content!  NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

A biblical story....with a few alterations. Thanks for listening to Season 5!! We'll be back for Season 6 this summer....stay tuned.... NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1996 - 2024) Gina Tunis, prankster and software savant, died yesterday in the waste of her own making. Known mainly as the only non-b*tch daughter to two Swedish parents, Tunis went through the world in full throttle attack mode: hiring unqualified people who were fun, avoiding a criminal record, and disrespecting parking lot spots with cows. Alongside her two friends Shawnie and Dave, Tunis attempted to form a trio and build the first meaningful relationships of her life at the time of her death. She will be remembered by her boss who she wanted to kill, and the pranks she executed during the course of her short life - arsonists all over town will burn down domiciles as tribute to her life tomorrow night. SEASON FINALE NEXT THURSDAY. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1994 - 2024) Tannen Baum, heir to the Baum Swamp Water Dynasty from Prussia, died last night in front of a Prussian militia while wearing his beautiful purple ermine robe. Baum, known for his Vermont morality and for resurrecting his family's semi-defunct swamp water company, left no stone unturned in his pursuit of spreading Prussian nationalism. Despite turning the National and State Park Ranger System into a breeding ground for his new swamp water empire, he will be remembered fondly by Park Ranger Michaels, Park Ranger Michaels' son,  and the greater community of Danville VT.  Tannen Baum's funeral will be livestreamed during the 6:30pm national TV slot of Nightly News with Prussian Holt and Prussian Williams. New episode Thursday!  NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(2006 - 2024) Miami Wednesday, one of the last high schoolers from Schenoodle, Ohio, passed away last night far from home. Famed for being the only teenager in Schenoodle, Ohio to smoke pot, Miami was born destined to be in Boston, struggling for the whole of her short life to get to the East Coast. Despite her fascination with hair and makeup, Miami was trapped by both the pastoral confines of rural Ohio, and the shadow of her wig-smelling brother Kevin. She will be remembered for her persistence, her love of leprechauns, and her abrasive curse words. You can read her funeral via Stenographer's transcript sometime later this week. New episode Thursday! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

a sneak peak of our new patreon episode. this episode is an original demo we recorded while developing the podcast in 2020...with the role of God and Devil flipped...and a hilarious performance by former guest Sam Myers. You can catch Sam's new play THE VICKY ARCHIVES at The Tank from April 18th - May 18th! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1999 - 2024) Patricia Avocado, semi-famous YouTuber and "man on the street", passed away last night in front of her almost 1000 family members and a few crusted pieces of frozen Stouffers Mac n' Cheese. Despite wandering around grad schools for years, Avocado was a self-taught filmmaker and interviewer known for her quick wit and totally unrelated questions. She will be remembered for proving the famous Dr. Peanut theory that everyone is related to an Avocado, and her ex-girlfriend will be churning colonial butter in Williamsburg to commemorate Patricia's death. New episodes every Thursday! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

( ∞ -  ∞+73) Noah, the dude from the Ark, passed away like 5 millennia ago after marrying off every single potential species of animal in semi-alphabetical order. Known as an acquaintance then a work friend then as a friend-friend to God, Noah spent his life searching for connections with men his age. Despite a robust social life playing Olde Rugby, Noah often felt alone and abandoned by his peers - seeking comfort and solace at home with his wife and three sons, all of which have names. You can read more about Noah in the Bible, or on Wikipedia, or anywhere other than this podcast, really. New Episodes Every Thursday!!  NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1990 - 2024) Ava Marcus, known for knowing everyone, passed away this morning on the island of Arach-No - alongside 1,000 spiky creatures, Michael Phelps, and a handful of high-powered bank executives. As an entrepreneur / kneecap separation advocate, Ava developed a type of sparkling water using every spiky fruit known to humankind. She will be remembered by her micropenis boyfriend who will not be named, her best friend Marissa, and the dozens of Uber drivers who will be waiting to drive her to her eternal destination. Funeral will be held everywhere, as Ava knew everyone. In real life you can follow Taylor Graves on TikTok and Instagram (@tayleeg). Next episode Thursday! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(17yrs before 1964 - 2024) Gladys McKnight, famed divorcée from the state of Ohio, passed away last night at the place where her life truly began: Billy's Biker Bar. After splitting from husbands Karl, Sir Ian, and Petey (and wives Jennifer and Michelle), Gladys eventually found long-term love in her long-term mentor Johnny - whose five tattooed rules Gladys lived by until the day she died. Despite always running away, Gladys never ran from the innermost feelings tucked away in her heart, changing societal values and legal rules regarding marriage and divorce in the state of Ohio. Funeral services will be held at LeBron James' house. Dinner will be served at 7pm sharp. Don't be f***ing late. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1966 - 2024) Craig Foibles, famed woodworker who won recognition for his life-size replicas of weapons of antiquity, passed away in an exceptionally unnatural way last night on the boat he built for his mother. Encouraged from a young age with a hefty parental investment, Foibles wandered his way into an industry that valued the artistry of his woodwork more than the functionality. Despite his frequent pushbacks against being influenced, Foibles came under the patronage of famed collector-billionaire Uncle Mike: a collaboration that led to some of the greatest wood-weapons ever made by mankind. If you'd like to give back to the Foibles family, please purchase his posthumous self-help book where half the pages are empty. New episode Thursday! (and in real life, you can follow Tom Mezger on Insta @tmezmoney and see him in The Trojans at Loading Dock Theater on May 18th and 19th) NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1982 - 2008) Emerald Smithstein, politically persuadable choir singer from Dubuque, passed away last night beneath the stars and stripes of the Iowa Caucuses. An academic gem, Smithstein studied both electioneering-avoidance and connotation-linguistics at the University of Iowa, eventually blending the two to form a unique political foundation that helped guide her through the tough presidential decisions of the early 2000's. She will be remembered by her parents, Jade and Topaz (who are starting a Democratic SuperPAC in her name), as well as her volunteer colleagues in the Singing Betty Choir. To attend funeral services next week, please contact Prof. GobKnob, who is running the RSVP list to Emerald's memorial and will be making snarky remarks drawn from connotations based on your last name when you arrive. New episode next Thursday. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod