AGI will take your job, your hobbies, your partner(s) and your pets (probably) (hackover2026)

With the inevitable march towards AGI™ ... one might reasonably ask: How much time do we have left? One hears promises like "AGI is just around the corner!", "AGI is inevitable!" or "AGI will replace all {**job title here**}!" And yet... it seems like the promised capabilities are not here yet. Grab a beverage of choice and let us explore: _How is it really going?_ And just where exactly is AGI hiding? The next installment in a series of ridiculous prophecies, false promises and hilarious AI mishaps. Join this creature in a small look into the world of AI. The side of AI one might not necessarily see advertised all day... But surely it cannot be _that_ bad, right? Licensed to the public under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ about this event: https://talks.hackover.de/ho26/talk/HJQJAS/