AHT S3 Ep46 The Artist Formerly Known as Thanksgiving

We have prepared a special menu for you on this unspecial holiday. As our appetizer, we begin with the Pledge of Abhorrence with a side of Unthankful Lamenting of all things Austin hates including boring license plates, the names Geoff, Oswald, and Leopold, and the recurring traumatic nightmare of Alex in a wedding dress. For our main course, we will devote the Sacrificial Hate Chicken to the item most deserving of jail and Satan this year and summon Jonathan Edwards, George Whitfield, and John Winthrop from the grave to give their fire and brimstone energy to us.