AHT S3 Ep49: Dahn Shawty, Happy Valentine

Put on some Wham! (not George Michael) and hop in a monobob (but not with a penguin) because it’s the second annual AHT Valentine’s Day Special! If you need some good custom pickup lines for your “girlfiend,” you’ve come to the wrong place. And if you’re looking to marry Jeremy (because who isn’t), be sure to follow his updated list of desired (and subconsciously required) traits in the ideal mate, including bed pillow quotas and read receipts…