AI Graduation Fail, College Dumpster Diving, Kindergarten Chaos At Graduation

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:46) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:36) Insane Week In Review (01:05:16) Genius Awards (01:18:41) Closing You would expect a computer to do a better job at announcing a graduating class than those careless humans. But not Glendale Community College in AZ. The AI had a total meltdown. If you live in State College, PA like I do, you already know of the bargains you can find in a dumpster outside a dormitory at Penn State University. But now, other people living on college campuses are finding out how profitable it can be to dumpster dive on college campuses. Graduation is always a special time for celebrations...especially for little tykes moving out from Kindergarten. However when the parents spar for prime seating to watch their little cherub receive their "diploma", you get ringside seats at a WWE match.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Naked FL Man Arrested for Destroying a Neighbor's Spazzing Motion LightAustralian Shoppers Find Live Frog (Named Greg) In Grocery Store LettuceHidden Cameras Found Tucked in Bushes in Quiet CA NeighborhoodMI High School Student Almost Shot by Police During Sr. Prank Using A Water GunAZ College Used AI To Read Graduate Names and It Ended up MalfunctioningFL Teacher Removed From Classroom After Hanging Black Doll by Cord in Front of StudentsFL Teen Calls 911 on His Mom over Drunken SpeedingNew Side Hustle: Dumpster Diving...at College CampusesThe Case of the Colorado "Oatmeal Cream Pie Bandit"Stupid "Fancy Food Words" on Menus That Just Make You Roll Your EyesNJ Man Set Off Fireworks Inside a Walmart—to Steal $10,000 in JewelryA High School Accidentally Served a Dessert of..."Baked Dirt"Bolt CEO Let Go of His Entire HR Team for Creating Problems That Didn't ExistFL Woman accused of throwing feces at father during fightMysterious Poop On a Roof Leads Homeowner Face-to-Face With a MOUNTAIN LIONTX Steakhouse Offers Customers Refunds—IF They Can Eat A 72-oz. SteakLyft Driver Uses AI To Fake Car Damage–Charges Passengers Extra FeesFight Over Seating at Kindergarten Graduation Leaves A Person HospitalizedSurvey: 91% of new US citizens pass the 20-Question citizenship test—Only 36% of current Americans DoFL Dad Threatens School Bus Driver With For Yelling At His Kids—then Realized It Was The Wrong DriverSuddenly, NY Commits More SIN That Las VegasThe current events couldn't get any more stupid than the Insane Week In Review and the stupidity couldn't get any more stupendous than with the 7 "winners" in this week's Genius Awardsi!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.