AI Is Curing Cancer and Japan Regrows Teeth

This is episode 59 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _________________________ 00:00:00 - Breaking the rules 00:00:18 - Religion be crazy 00:03:03 - Shout out everyone who came to the live show! 00:03:55 - The actual intro (maybe) 00:06:00 - Should we do our dental work in Turkey? 00:10:02 - My-a 600 pound-a mama 00:10:54 - The WET Commandments 00:14:05 - Lone Star bringin it out of Phil 00:15:31 - Pihl went to grocery store school 00:17:56 - Other countries don't have free speech 00:21:05 - Adolf Musk woulda done it different 00:21:57 - Justin's Journal: Detroit 00:27:29 - Going to the dispo with your mom 00:32:06 - Your parents be f*ckin 00:35:08 - Why is sinning the best? 00:39:21 - Bible themed strip club named Noah's Ark 00:42:55 - Markus's Dino of the Week 00:46:54 - Justin can't find the download link 00:48:55 - In on the 3rd floor 00:50:11 - Phil's Phinancial Advice: Have money, buy house 00:58:16 - The most human thing you can do 00:59:37 - AI is gonna cure cancer and the Japanese regrow teeth 01:02:44 - Phil's mom makes Markus cry LIVE ON AIR 01:06:49 - There are no silent Essenmachers 01:10:00 - Markus booed Hilary at Trump's first inauguration 01:12:57 - Presidential pardons are out of control _________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass