Airplane Feet 2
from The Otis Advisory Hosted by reVolver Podcasts
Why is it that some still need to take their shoes off on an airplane ride? It’s just wrong. Still or sparkling, that’s gotta hurt. The guy next to you will never order another chicken fried steak again after seeing your airplane feet all fileted out in the walkway. It’s just too triggering! Looking at those hooves you walk around on, all laid out in the middle of the aisle like that, could give anybody bone loss. Nothing else can survive once you see airplane feet with the toenails shaped like Greenland. So stop it! And if you take ‘em out and start picking at everything you’ll need emergency nose and glasses just to sneak off the plane in one piece. But wait, there are exemptions to the no airplane feet rule. If your are scheduled to compete in the next Miss Vacant Lot pageant, you’re good. Otherwise, if you still have a need to show off your airplane feet in flight, don’t be too surprised if some hex nut puts a spell on you. It could happen. Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands
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