Airplane Ride

Welcome to another episode of Jesse Wilder's Guide to Life. I'm Jesse and that's Wilder and this is Jesse Wilder's Guide to Life. Okay, that was pretty good. Yeah, I know it was.

Well, they're usually trash. So go on, do you stuff your fucking face with your gourd with donut? Yeah, exactly. I am eating good.

Okay, a little peek behind the curtain guys I am. Yeah. Eating a donut right now. A little naughty treat for a little naughty boy.

Did? Okay. I know that I've been texting you privately this, but I just want to talk about it again in person because I'm too, it's consuming my every thought and absorbing all of my power. Mm-hmm.

Is the notion of a vaccine on its way for this dirty nasty virus that we've been plagued with? Okay, bro. Yeah, what? Did you?

What were you going to say? You know that I refused to play this game. No, I'm actually going to play it into your hand a little bit, which is the negative. I'll give you another peek behind the wall of the curtain.

The only thing that I care about is not believing in anything. You see? And he's not talking about ghosts or Santa. He's talking about having hope.

And that's our show. So thank you guys for tuning in. Yeah. The New York Times has this handy-dandy little thing where you tell them what county you're in and then what your job is and if you have any pre-existing health conditions.

And then it tells you how many people are in line in front of you? Oh, Lord. It's perfect for you, Wabu, because it really plays into the grim reality. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What do we got? So what do you get as a teacher? Someone who is a real teacher? Right.

So there's a dropdown of what's your job. And there's basically five options. It's like, are you a healthcare worker? Are you a first responder?

Like two other things and then teacher and then other. So teacher is one of the primary ones. And in my county alone, I am 14 millionth in line. Ha ha!

You idiot! Oh, sorry, not my county. In California. In California, I'm 14 millionth in line.

Bro, honestly, there aren't 14 million people in... Alameda County, no, there's not. No, no, no. I'm 14 millionth in line in California.

I don't know if they think they're doing a good thing. But they're like, here's how it would look. Here's how that line would look if every person was a thousand people or some shit. And so it's like healthcare professionals, old people.

Like this big list. And then it gets to me. And then right under, so it's like old teachers, me. And then immediately underneath me, homeless people.

And then immediately underneath that prisoners. So teachers in the eyes of the law and God and all that is holy are just barely above. So you are just right around the same level as homeless people, which is what I quit you socially with as well. Yes, I mean, it's prisoners, those who without holy...

14 millionth in line is no good for anything. I'm not sure. The other situation where you would be like, how many people are ahead of me? And so it said 14 million.

I wish the stupid fucking New York Times when you enter that and you're not even in the top 10 million would just be like, oh dude, you don't wanna know. It's been a million. You fucking bozo. Damn, if you're, I can't even imagine what I am.

I'm gonna get you right now. So what, like charming, no, like stinky, charming playboy with a winning smile. That's a category, right? What county do you live in Los Angeles?

Yeah, but aren't they grouping that shit into Southern California? You see that? No, but that's tight. LA doesn't get its own thing.

Southern California is one region now. Okay, so that's, yeah, accurate. Could it be stupider in any situation? What is there?

40,000 people, that's the most. There's so many people. So stupid. Okay, so you're not a healthcare worker, you're not an essential worker, you're not a first responder, you're not a teacher.

Tell me, I was told when I was growing up that what's essential is in your heart. So if I feel essential, I am essential. The problem is that essential worker has worker attached to it and you ain't worked a damn damn day in your life, you slouching. That is also true.

Do you have COVID-related health risks? No, you don't, while there are. Let's submit. Let's see where Wilder's at.

The other risk profile, we believe you're in line, behind, you're in line behind 268 million people across the United States, but in California, 31 million. In line, okay. I just looked up the California population, 39 million people. Okay, yeah, not great.

Now if you look at the little line, they pause it. So the line is for every person, it's, wait, oh, in Los Angeles County, you're only behind 7.9 million people. Oh. Yeah, so of the county that you're in.

That's cool, I think there's about eight million in LA. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if every, the line in California was represented by about 100 people, this is what you'd be at. And gang, I just want to tell you, Wilder is not last aligned, but is second to last.

Oh, well, there is one guy. Why is this the worst dog that you ever heard of that? There is one person in this little cartoon, it's like a hipster wearing like a by that logic. I could go outside and nearly every person I see gets the vaccine.

Absolutely. Absolutely. You can enter a room with a thousand people and potentially be the only one without the vaccine. And that's something.

Yeah, that's a stinker. I think it's quite good. I think it's, even though McGrath is filling his head with thoughts of vaccines, like sugar plums during the holiday season. Me, the cynic, doesn't believe that they will ever come.

But if it does, something that we're going to be back to doing is traveling on airplane. Yes, baby, we'd have wringing in. That a kid. Yeah, you like that?

Yeah, dude. You lobbed it, that's off. We're not fucking, ooh, we're stealing a little bit this episode. Mama's mama, let's keep it going.

Okay, easy. Yeah. So we're talking about airplane travel. We initially called this trip on an airplane and I don't know why.

Or do we call it an airplane ride? What kind of dumb shit were we calling it? We called it airplane ride, but that's because we're stupid. Our plane ride is what?

You stop calling it airplane ride when you're like seven, I think. I don't even think you call it that. That's what your parents say to you. And they're like, we're going to go on an airplane ride, no.

Right. But the key is that we didn't want to just say airplane because that would sound like we were building an airplane which fuck that might be tight, actually. Oh god, that's so, let's do it right now. Quickly.

Very not quite lit. No wings. Sure. Yeah.

Very quiet lit. That's all I need. Give me the wings. No, I want an observation car.

Like a train has with the big glass window. Come on. Critters cannot be trusted with that. What you talking about?

Critters. You're going to smash the roof or what? Yeah, of course, bro. OK.

You're flying with booze. They're going to smash it through that. OK, so yes. You prop, maybe you're somebody who against our best advisement traveled for the holidays.

And guess what? Holidays aren't over. Maybe you're going to pop some more. Maybe you're one of those people that are friends on Instagram and Twitter.

And we think that's a good smart person. And then we see. And they're like, huh, they're on vacation again. I see during this.

Yeah. But that's unlimited vacation. That's neither here nor there. As a matter of fact, in only two short days, I'll be getting on an airplane.

Oh, right. Yeah. Like a big dirt bag. Yeah.

But also, we know that people have to travel like everything. I'm going to stick my tongue on every single thing I see. Right. We know that people have to travel.

And also, just like many of the other episodes, we're not fucking. We're not talking about a pandemic air plane travel. That sucks. Suck.

Wear a mask and dunk your head in jello. There is one similarity. Let's just knock it out right now. And that is the middle C.

Yeah. Pandemic or no is all the way. OK, so I want to talk about positioning in many senses. So middle C.

I also, but before we get on the plane, let's start with the airport. This is where our journey begins. I love a small airport, baby. OK.

Oakland. Burbank. Yeah. Those are the two teas.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm with you. LAX is one of the worst places in the world. Yeah.

SFO looks nice, but isn't nightmare. It sucks. Yeah. Both New York ones can eat a pile of my ass.

Yeah, that's a fact. The smaller, the better. The best, though, there is a caveat because they don't go everywhere. Well, the diamond in the rough for us is for us, I mean, not you.

But people up here is Oakland, which is an international airport, but is also small. So it goes almost everywhere. SFO goes, depending on what flights you're looking at. And it's not small like Burbank is a small airport.

It's not that small, but it's pretty fucking small. I mean, for international, it's small ones are the best. Yeah, I agree. I don't.

I'll tell you what, I don't want my airport to be like a mall. You know what I'm saying? Give me a couple of little things, but I don't like to go into an airport and feel like I'm being duped into buying something or participating in some activity. duped.

Who duped you into buying stuff? I just feel like you go to some of these airports. Nobody's duping me. I'm too fucking sharp for that shit.

But yeah, well, it sounds like you're constantly getting duped, bro. I'm just talking about like sometimes I feel like I'm walking through rows and rows of stores, and I'm like, I don't, not walking through them, just walking past them, I should say. And it's like, boy, I wish this walk was shorter. And that could be.

You'd prefer that you were sitting in a chair, waiting around. Are you going to the store, bro? You in Hudson News? Well, I got to see the news.

And sometimes I got time to kill. What is it? OK, let's go. Let's do this.

We're already here. What's a little airport treat for you? OK, I do like to eat food every now. I don't know.

I can't explain it. I can't explain it. I'm paying two times the amount for some fucking shit. You know what it is, too?

I feel the same way it's something to do, bro. It's something to do. Yeah, I feel the same way it's stadium. People are like, you know, you could bring your sandwich in.

You could just bring your sandwich in. And it's like, I know you fucking in Hobo. What fucking idiot? I also don't really like to eat food at stadium.

That's snack to me. Fine, but people are always trying to bring in everything. And airport shot is the king of trying to bring in food. He'll swing by jersey mics on the way to the airport.

He's talking about something more stressful than stopping to get some food on the way to the airport. Oh my god, on the way to the airport. Yeah, it's on the way to the airport. Bring that through customs.

Now, I want a shot. I'm a very punctual person. I do not miss flights. Right, OK.

Except the one time that I did. I also have one close, but I didn't actually miss it. So you're saying timing-wise, you want to get there. I would prefer to have nothing to do with the airport for a little while than have the fucking stress of racing my ass.

Nothing else in the world is worse than when you think you're going to miss a flight. Oh, yeah, I agree. The blood hole has never been here. I just made up by the skin of my arsehole when we were going to that wedding we went to in Portland.

Oh, yeah. I was seconds from them. They were actually starting to close. I never in my life had a cartoon character moment like that.

Yeah. I was running up to them as they were closing the goddamn gate. But I did one time sleep through a flight. I was supposed to be in San Francisco.

And our good friend was outside to pick me up. And he called me. And he said, I'm here. And I said, oh, I'm in my bed.

Oh, it's not right through that. It's news through, eh? Yeah. But then I went to the airport.

So I'm just going to have a quick shout out to Southwest. You're going to hear me talk a lot about Southwest today, because I am a big fan. Yeah, sure. A lot there.

So I missed my flight to San Francisco. They were like, there's an Oakland one. I went over there and didn't even check my ticket. I just walked right in.

No goddamn rules on Southwest. I couldn't anywhere that day. They are lawless. It's quite good.

And the no assigned seats, a little bit of a thrill. Right? There's a little bit of a rush. I agree to agree.

Yeah. It's pretty buck. Well, people are coming on you. What's your strategy if you don't want someone to sit next to you?

I mean, OK, so I think you've got to look at them. That's how you get them away. Well, you look at them as one. If they're not looking.

But too, for me, this is one small advantage of being a larger man is I make myself bigger. I already have broad shoulders. What do you mean? Well, OK, so look, I have broad shoulders.

And I'm a wide set gents. And on a plane where I know someone's going to sit next to me, I'll tuck maybe my arms and my elbows in between. You lean a little bit over towards the window seat towards the wall or the shore. For me, I'll puff my chest out and therefore expand my whole shit.

So it's like, no, no, no. You don't want this zone. I'm all elbows and shoulders over there. You don't want to be in this region.

And they really don't. Because I'm going to fucking snooze, baby. You know I'm big snoozing on an airplane. I can't hardly walk around my house that fall asleep.

Let's go on an airplane. I cannot sleep on an airplane. And I, prior to the end of the world, went to England every single year. That's like an 11 hour flight.

I cannot sleep a week. I don't know how you sleep. I can't fit on an airplane. You're bigger than me.

What do you put your body? What's your window? Yeah, ideally I'm window. But I'll tell you what, I'm flopping to and fro.

A lot of times I'll wake myself up because my big head just slamming to my knees. You're the worst possible person to sit next to is what you're telling me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bad.

Too and fro. I can't fall asleep. I have no idea what to do. Hold on.

Let me pop the brakes because we've added fucking nothing to the rubric. We've gone all over the place. We need to. OK, positioning.

I want to give window and aisle a three. OK. All right. I love the aisle personally.

And the reason is I have a baby splatter. Right. And because I have a fucking social anxiety, I cannot get myself to ask people oh my god, is there anything worse? Yeah, it sucks.

It does suck. If I had to pee two or three times on a flight and I had to fucking ask people to get up, holy shit. Yeah. Oh, goddamn way.

Well, OK. I actually think that window, I know the benefit is that you can lean against it. Now we have to have a case then that window and aisle are both very pretty good because neither is the right choice. I don't think there's any negative to an aisle seat.

I guess you can't get the wall. Yeah, you don't get the sleep wall. So there's no best possible seat except for first class? Yeah.

And I think that's why first class exists. If it was, if it was, you know, this is how it goes. OK, window and aisle are two. Business class also.

It's like a dark ass first class. Like the seats are you getting business class? You don't get shit, dude. It's like the seats in leg room are usually a little bit bigger.

Leg room is not my issue. Yeah, it's I can deal. Yeah, it's well, I'm short. It doesn't mean anything to me.

Middle seat is just so awful. I think the social contract is that you get both armrests if you're in the middle, right? So you got to throw the middle person a bone. Yeah, I guess.

Yeah. Nothing. Yeah. No, it's true.

And the other people have other ways to lean. One time I was on a flight. I was in the window and there was a gentleman in the aisle and what he did was he turned his whole body to face me and went to sleep. Damn, that's good.

I love that. I'll fucking throw it up on our grand for this one. I took a picture. It was a nightmare.

That's so tight. Almost like pucker lips a little bit. I want to just give him a little kibble. How long was that?

I believe that was a New York to LA flight. Oh boy. So that's a hefty. That's a five and a half bagger.

Six bagger? I didn't like it. I didn't like it. Okay.

So where do you sit on? Let's say we're on Southwest flight. There's no discernible first class. You can't.

Southwest is like this weird copy paste plane where every seat is the same. Oh, Southwest fucking rules. You know what else about Southwest? You don't have to worry about missing flights on Southwest because you just don't go.

They'll just keep the money you spent in your account. You can spend it on another thing. Dude, they're great. Southwest is like what you want Spirit Air to be, but also the entire polar opposite.

Yeah. And also like sometimes not even that much more money. Spirit. Oh my god.

Totally can get fucked. Yeah. I was delayed for two days in Romulus, Michigan thanks to Spirit Air. Romulus sounds like a fucking spaceport.

Yeah. Okay. Let's say there's no first class or whatever. Do you like to sit at the front of the plane or the back of the plane?

I don't go fuck. You don't go fuck. Okay. So, you know I'm okay with that.

I'm okay with the whole thing. I'm a little bit of the answer on my pants, but I can just hang. You know what I will not fucking stand for? If someone tries to get me to stand up.

Okay. I'll fucking kill them cause I am an isle boy and I can see we're just standing there for what five- ten minutes and nothing happens. The door is not even open. I've seen people give me the eyes like you're going to get up and I'll give them eyes right back.

My eyes say no. I will not. Don't look at me again. Face the other direction.

That's right. Cool. I added a category passengers and you're going to get up. Guy is definitely.

If we're doing passengers, I don't know if this is tacky or Or what, but like, just let me get into it. Don't bring your fucking baby on the plane. I don't care. I truly do not care what possible reason you could have.

Don't fucking bring it on the plane. I got another one for you, and it is very counter to our ethos. But go on, rubs. Stop it with the dogs.

I'm sorry. You can't. Yeah, I've actually never had that happen, but I did one time have to sit next to someone with a cat on their lap and homeboy's allergic. So I did not care for that.

It is wild to me. I get that they have like crazy filtration on a plane and stuff, but it's crazy to me that there's no consideration. Tell me, I can't even have some fucking peanuts on this plane. Right, exactly, exactly.

Because fucking homeboy up there can't deal with it, and I'm going to have to be sneezing my eyes out. So I'm sneezing my eyes out. Yeah, well, I mean, you could. They pop right through those clothes, pilots.

Yeah, so for, I guess, animals, I'll say. But I just like, I'm willing to, I still agree that animals are a one, but I'm willing to work with someone having an animal a little bit more than a baby, because like, some people, the ones that are not ruining it for everyone else, truly need them. Most of you don't fucking need them, okay? You don't fucking need them.

But I know that some people really do. That's fine. They should have to be in our own little section. I would give it a little soundproof glass case.

Stick that baby in it. I'm not sure what you pay for a no-babies guaranteed flight. Unfortunately, probably not that much, because here's the thing. There's just too many other bad shit going on a plane.

Going on an airplane is for the most part a miserable experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it sucks. So it's like, I've already chosen this ticket because it was the cheapest one possible, right? I'm on this delta flight because it cost $3 less than the Southwest flight.

Right, but required me to get up six hours earlier? Yeah, exactly, who gives a shit? You're having a shitty day if you're flying on a plane, unless you're like fucking oil bearing the graph. He's flies in first class.

Big time. Yeah, I'm one of the people. I'm a blue collar guy. Yeah.

I don't need to talk about it. Come on, you flew in first class. Tell me what kind of good treats you got there. Well, yeah, because we do at some point you talk about treats.

Should I just buy treats at its own category? 100%. Oh, no, I already know what it is. It's consumable, obviously.

I think not all consumable, because I feel like treats can be like space and we're flying in chairs. You know what I mean? Yeah, but what are we going to say? Like, we're just going to keep listing things in first class.

It's very quite like duh. I'll put treats, but I don't need to be more legroom, because of course that's better. But like, OK, like, fucking for the rest of us, what was it like? Tell us what it was like.

We've been me, my partner. So we moved across the country and wanted literally more room for COVID safety reasons. And we're buying a one-way flight. And so we were like, well, we're not paying our usual round trip fees.

Let's put that towards first class. And first class was very cheap, because all flights were cheap. And you're the 1%. OK, get to it.

What? Come to the deets, bro. What are the people more beautiful? Everyone's more beautiful, especially since I was there.

I brought up the average. And it was one of those little pods. So Big Dog got to close his door. Oh, yeah, I had a little door to my fucking space pod.

Close that shit right up. Had fucking cable. And the only downside is because I did an anapandemic, which I think is still the situation going on, is they wouldn't do mixed drinks, because they're just high contamination. So it was only sealed bed.

So you could do wine or beer, basically, only. So I was just slugging them beers. And then the fucking chair fully horizontally reclined into a bed. So I was sub-nusing.

Yeah, that is a nice. They fucking bring you a little satchel, a little baggy. And it's full of all these little goodies, including fresh, soft socks, my dude. It was so fucking good.

What? Well, I don't like that. I don't even want to be encouraged to change their fucking saw. I mean, freak out.

I don't want to see anybody's toes on air. Passengers? I'm just going to write toes for very long. I want to draw distinction here.

Because I am a slip-on shoes at the airport type of guy, because I do take them off on the plane. I do expose my socks. Oh, boy. That's rough.

However, my socks do not smell. And that's what the point is. I'm going to talk to you about smell. Now, if you're wearing flip flops to the airport, for that very same reason, I'm going to rip them toes out.

Yeah. Flush them down the little space toilet. I cannot deal with that. I can't believe people are out here with no socks on an airplane.

I mean, I believe it because I've seen it, but I throw so insane. I guess, like, what a private jet. I never been on one of those. Under what circumstance?

Are there people on the airplane that you're like, yes, nice. Yeah, that's true. Do you ever get chattied with people on the airplane? So one time, I sort of roped a little kid into playing Mario Kart with me and I spanked his ass.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. So kind of that. But other than that, not really. No.

I did one time. OK, I want to tell a little story about it. I like to call this just another chapter in the hero Wabu Chronicles. The plane takes off.

This woman is trying to buy a beer. And she can't find her ID. She thinks she dropped it somewhere. Somewhere through halfway through the flight, I would say.

It was a long one. It was an England flight. I found her fucking ID. And I gave it to her.

She was so psyched. She bought me three drinks on that plane. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah.

So I do like the buy-in drinks for other passengers shit. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember how Virgin used to do that?

You could seek to see chat people, and you could buy drinks for each other? Virgin trying to make airplanes like a nightclub. And I do not care for that. Yeah, it's too little, too sexy.

But I did like their video. Their safety video was really. Oh, the dancing one? Yeah.

Oh my god, bro. Safety videos. Fuck. I've never seen one that I liked.

Well, even though that Virgin one was better, but you want to watch that all the fucking time? They're too long. Oh my god. 30 seconds.

I get it. And the woman's doing it up there. I don't mean to gender it. You know what?

The flight attendant. Yeah, I mean, I don't need it, certainly. I don't know where to put that. Play.

It's a necessary plane. Necessary plane stuff. But we're reinvented this, bro. This is a fucking monster.

We could do whatever we want here. Right. OK. I agree.

Finally, you're trying to fuck it. So that camera is going to be called what? Plane stuff. Hey, plane stuff.

Let me tell you about plane stuff. I guess this is treats. Let me tell you about a little airline I like to call JetBlue. Yeah, you call it that because it's their name.

Go on. Huge fan of JetBlue. One thing JetBlue got. TV.

Straight up TV. Just go through the channels. Flip around. See what you got.

I love it. No one else JetBlue got. I've never seen it's equal. A fucking.

So no. No drink cart. No trolley. Snack bar, dude.

You just get up and walk over to the middle. And they're not going to survive, unfortunately, to this fucking shitty aspect. I've never. I've fallen in JetBlue quite a few times.

Never experienced that. Is that on the long? Bro, every time I ever did it, just in the center of the plane, there's two or three of them. You just get up.

There's a cooler. You open it up. You grab a soda. You grab some popcorn.

What? It's like a fucking barbecue? Yeah, bro. It's fucking not like a cooler, but like a little fridge.

Yeah. I mean, I'm down for snack bar. I've never experienced that. Oh, I used to try to find JetBlue specifically because of that.

You know what? I would pay a little more for JetBlue flight as a matter of fact. I fucking, I do fuck with JetBlue very heavily. Yeah, JetBlue is in the good for me.

For me, it's JetBlue in Southwest. And then that's tier one, probably. And then tier two is like Alaska, I guess. What do you think about having to buy your own beverages?

You talk about like booze? No, no, no. Like on budget airlines, you got to like buy. Oh my god.

No, no. Let me tell you a horror story. So when I go to England, I primarily fly Norwegian Airlines. Norwegian is a budget international.

So it's like not a piece of shit because they're international flights. It's actually a pretty nice point. They got like little tablets in the thing. They got a million movies.

It's all great. But the only catch is you got to fucking buy everything you eat, including Soty Pops. And if I'm flying to England, I'm drinking 10, 11, 12, 13 cooks. That's horrible.

Yeah, it adds up. And you want to know another thing about me. Oh, this is embarrassing. I like plain food.

No, I get it. Not like a prepackaged sandwich. I'm talking about like dinner service, that nasty little lasagna or whatever. Yeah, that is weird.

That's weird. I kind of enjoy it. I like, a lot of them getting frisky with like a little chakurri-esque. Yeah, but those that shit's never good.

Well, you like that. You like that nasty little cheese cubes, though. You love that shit. Yeah, dude.

OK, don't turn it on me. You just said you like that fucking Stover's lasagna. They're fucking eating up in that microwave. You big freak.

That weird chicken in sauce. Don't even have another good treat. And this is not even a first-class thing on British Airways, which I flew once. Unlimited wine.

OK, for free? What do you think about that? Baby, yeah, unlimited wine is a big three for me. Holy shit.

I had several glasses of wine that time. OK, so we can put airplane food as a two then, I think, in general. Because it sounds like we both like our shit. I do miss the days of peanuts.

I'll just say. Oh my god, bro, those bisque-off cookies. Fuck me. What?

Dude, I hate them, shit. Are you joke? Those are so good. Are you crazy?

Those little fucking dry. Oh my god, they're like almost a gingerbread, but not quite. You, dude. Oh, you're a mad man.

Those are so good. They're almost like gingerbread. Not even a good cookie. We use it to build houses instead of eat.

What are you thinking, bro? No, I'm not. You're out of your mind. Biscoths are so good.

They're absolutely shit. No, thank you. It's a pass for me. So airplane food as a two.

We both agree. It's a two. One time when I was a kid, remember when kids used to fly by themselves? I don't know if that's a thing anymore.

Do you ever fly by yourself? Yeah. When you were a wee boy. Yeah.

And Southwest was money for that. They gave you the little wings. I'm sure Los Airlines did it. But they gave you the little wings.

And the flight attendants paid extra attention to you. And one time I was a dumb little kid. It was a flight from San Francisco or Oakland to Vegas by myself. I was going to do some gambling as an 11-year-old.

And that flight is like 45 minutes. It's barely a flight. You can't even get through a whole movie. And I kept asking for more peanuts.

I was just housing them. Oh my god. And she just brought the whole fucking bag and was like, hey, kid, they're yours. If anybody wants them, you're in charge.

And people were like, hey, kid, let me get some peanuts. And I was throwing them like. Oh, you were like a fucking concession guy at a fucking baseball game. All the time he baseball game.

Nothing better. They're showing you like four on their fingers. Yeah. And I'm like, hey, chief.

And you're running money all the way across the plane. So tight. It was fucking. Be nuts.