Airport Strip-downs; Pet Chicken Thief; & An Alabama Lunch Lady Teen Lover

It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken & had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000PA Woman Loses $2.5 Million Lottery Ticket Left in Donated JacketMan Eating Cinnamon Bun Robs Grocery Store With MacheteWild Turkeys Chase Mail Carrier Out of NeighborhoodThe Worst Types of Bathrooms Are Port-a-Potties & Gas Station ToiletsFormer FL Principal Facing Charges for Hosting Underage House PartySpirit Passenger Strips Down, Flashes Boobs in Front of Fellow Fliers During Another Airport MeltdownPolice Chase Man Who Stole Ex-Girlfriend's Chicken: 'I've Got Polly'FL Man Picked Up Sitting Nude on Crowded Beach With Beer & Women's UnderwearDenied Boarding An Airplane, A Drunk Gal Lets Out A 'Demonic Scream'ESPN's Scott Van Pelt 'Almost [Crapped] His Pants on Live TV': 'I Had Leaves in the Gutter'Deputies seize 7 tigers from man claiming they were his service animals“Gym Rat” Baggage Handler's Shirtless Stunt in Airplane's Turbine Could Have Killed HimBruce Willis' 36-y/o Daughter Rumer Says She Still Takes Baths With Her 30-Something-y/o Adult SistersA Man Walked Into a Family Dollar Wearing Only a MaskMarried High School Lunch Lady Bagged A Teenage StudentFL Dog Mom Pries Open Alligator’s Mouth to Save Her PoochFight Breaks Out at Buffalo Wild Wings After Auburn Loses to FloridaSchool Principal Busted For 'Skip Scanning' At Walmart–Because His Friends Told Him ToHusband Tells Wife There’s ‘No Excuse For Not Knowing How to Cook’—And People Are On His SideGet up to date on the weekly current evemts stupidity with the Insane Week In Review & find out who was most stupendous in stupidity with the weekly Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!