Alan's Polaroid ( Part 1 )

What this episode covers

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, joined by returning legends Dirty Boy & Lady P.As always, Thoughts of the Week immediately sends the podcast spiralling into chaos, as we question whether expensive 3-ply toilet paper is really necessary when a bag of Salt & Vinegar Walkers could technically do the same job. We also tackle the important issues — can you actually sunburn your arsehole, and what would happen if Wes Craven decided to reboot a wholesome nature documentary?Next up is the Poster Round, featuring a bizarre collection that somehow includes Madonna, Where’s Wally, and a fish & chip shop sign that definitely isn’t a tasting menu.In Part 2, nostalgia kicks in as we discuss what lived on your childhood shelves, alongside topics nobody requested including wank-stained bedsheets and the deeply unsettling concept of dwarf wallpaper.Then comes the legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round, where we discover who’s apparently carrying around a third boxing glove, before wrapping things up with Dirty Boy revealing his ultimate dream career — becoming a call operator for an Australian bank. A true ambition for the ages.We hope you enjoy this completely unnecessary descent into madness ❤️

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