The Say What! Podcast Big Pappa J

Welcome to another episode of A Day Out With, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT take yet another unsuspecting celebrity on the day out they definitely didn't ask for.This week, thanks to our completely legitimate sponsorship budget, we're treating Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses to a luxury trip to Universal Studios, Florida. What could possibly go wrong?Quite a lot, as it turns out.After an unfortunate incident involving a couple of carrots and Uncle Albert's eyesight, things take a dramatic turn at 30,000 feet before ending in what can only be described as a catastrophic misunderstanding with gravity.Not to worry though—he still somehow finds time to pen his autobiographical masterpiece, Uncle Albert on the Thermals, before an encounter with a steamroller and one final soaring trip off the White Cliffs of Dover.It's heartfelt. It's tasteful. It's absolutely none of those things.Enjoy... and rest in peace, Uncle Albert.Much love,BPJ & NFATT

Welcome back to another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast, where this week's title, A Crustacean Nightmare, refers not only to an underwater horror story… but, according to Big Pappa J, his own genitals.As always, we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling life's most pressing questions. Topics include stinging nettle butter, frozen milk, and the absolute worst (or best?) way to indecently "moleste" a female camel. Educational? Absolutely not. Memorable? Definitely. 🐪Big Pappa J then returns to his favourite pastime — venting about married life with Lady P — before reminiscing about the time he almost ran himself over and sharing the unforgettable story of an Airbnb getaway that ended with pubes and chicken chow mein mysteriously left in the bedsheets. Five-star review pending.Next up is Things You Wish You Were Good At, where we celebrate life's overlooked talents, including yo-yoing, breakdancing, fire juggling, and the art of throwing a boomerang without embarrassing yourself.To round things off, we descend into the depths for an Underwater Nightclub, where Big Red the Lobster somehow ends up doing every job imaginable while the lads spectacularly fail to remember the chemical formula for water.As always, it's immature, completely unnecessary, and somehow gets worse with every passing minute.We hope you enjoy ❤️

Welcome back to another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast, where this week's title, A Crustacean Nightmare, refers not only to an underwater horror story… but, according to Big Pappa J, his own genitals.As always, we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling life's most pressing questions. Topics include stinging nettle butter, frozen milk, and the absolute worst (or best?) way to indecently "moleste" a female camel. Educational? Absolutely not. Memorable? Definitely. 🐪Big Pappa J then returns to his favourite pastime — venting about married life with Lady P — before reminiscing about the time he almost ran himself over and sharing the unforgettable story of an Airbnb getaway that ended with pubes and chicken chow mein mysteriously left in the bedsheets. Five-star review pending.Next up is Things You Wish You Were Good At, where we celebrate life's overlooked talents, including yo-yoing, breakdancing, fire juggling, and the art of throwing a boomerang without embarrassing yourself.To round things off, we descend into the depths for an Underwater Nightclub, where Big Red the Lobster somehow ends up doing every job imaginable while the lads spectacularly fail to remember the chemical formula for water.As always, it's immature, completely unnecessary, and somehow gets worse with every passing minute.We hope you enjoy ❤️

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Say What! Podcast with Big Pappa J, The Notorious FA-TT, Dirty Boy & Lady P.This half of the show dives headfirst into childhood nostalgia as we discuss the treasures (and questionable items) that once lived on our bedroom shelves. From forgotten collectibles to stories that should probably have stayed buried, things quickly descend into the usual chaos.We also tackle topics nobody asked for, including wank-stained bedsheets, dwarf wallpaper, and other fond memories from a simpler time.The legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round returns, where we discover who appears to be carrying around a mysterious third boxing glove, before Dirty Boy reveals his ultimate dream career — working as a call operator for an Australian bank.It's immature, it's ridiculous, and it somehow gets worse as it goes on.Enjoy ❤️

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, joined by returning legends Dirty Boy & Lady P.As always, Thoughts of the Week immediately sends the podcast spiralling into chaos, as we question whether expensive 3-ply toilet paper is really necessary when a bag of Salt & Vinegar Walkers could technically do the same job. We also tackle the important issues — can you actually sunburn your arsehole, and what would happen if Wes Craven decided to reboot a wholesome nature documentary?Next up is the Poster Round, featuring a bizarre collection that somehow includes Madonna, Where’s Wally, and a fish & chip shop sign that definitely isn’t a tasting menu.In Part 2, nostalgia kicks in as we discuss what lived on your childhood shelves, alongside topics nobody requested including wank-stained bedsheets and the deeply unsettling concept of dwarf wallpaper.Then comes the legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round, where we discover who’s apparently carrying around a third boxing glove, before wrapping things up with Dirty Boy revealing his ultimate dream career — becoming a call operator for an Australian bank. A true ambition for the ages.We hope you enjoy this completely unnecessary descent into madness ❤️

Hello and welcome to another incredible episode of the Say What! Podcast!Over the years we’d like to think we’ve evolved — matured even. Our outlooks are broader, our minds more liberal… unfortunately the podcast itself is still complete nonsense.This week we proudly dedicate an entire round to the ladies, as we design the ultimate dream house: a Barbie-pink paradise featuring luxury hand cream allegedly donated by Tiger Woods, a Cookie Monster sanitary bin, endless rom-com box sets, and industrial levels of Febreze for one particular guest who tends to “kick up a bit.” It’s classy stuff.From there we move onto AI Job Interviews, where the lads dress like Nuns on the Run and attempt to land jobs as nurses. Unsurprisingly, things quickly take on a slightly Harold Shipman vibe and HR are immediately contacted. 🤷‍♂️Of course, we also squeeze in Thoughts of the Week, alongside the now traditional segment where Big Pappa J somehow ends up slagging off his wife again 🙄As always, it’s immature, unnecessary, and completely off the rails — exactly how you like it. ❤️

Hello and welcome to another incredible episode of the Say What! Podcast!Over the years we’d like to think we’ve evolved — matured even. Our outlooks are broader, our minds more liberal… unfortunately the podcast itself is still complete nonsense.This week we proudly dedicate an entire round to the ladies, as we design the ultimate dream house: a Barbie-pink paradise featuring luxury hand cream allegedly donated by Tiger Woods, a Cookie Monster sanitary bin, endless rom-com box sets, and industrial levels of Febreze for one particular guest who tends to “kick up a bit.” It’s classy stuff.From there we move onto AI Job Interviews, where the lads dress like Nuns on the Run and attempt to land jobs as nurses. Unsurprisingly, things quickly take on a slightly Harold Shipman vibe and HR are immediately contacted. 🤷‍♂️Of course, we also squeeze in Thoughts of the Week, alongside the now traditional segment where Big Pappa J somehow ends up slagging off his wife again 🙄As always, it’s immature, unnecessary, and completely off the rails — exactly how you like it. ❤️

Welcome to another episode of A Day Out With…Stick your headphones on, sit back, relax, and join us for a wonderfully questionable day out with none other than Bungle.So what does Bungle get up to when he’s not hanging around with Rod, Jane and Freddy or getting his split ends sorted? Simple — he fancies a booze cruise to Calais.Things are going surprisingly well… until we decide to cover him in wooden clothes pegs, set him on fire, and send him drifting around a lazy river. Standard day out, really.Anyway, it’s only 15 minutes long… and let’s be honest, what else are you doing?Much love as always,BPJ & N-FATT ❤️

Hello and welcome back to Part 2 of the Cock Pageant 2026 episode.This half features this year’s unforgettable entries, as we finally crown the worthy winner of 2026.To round off the night, we head into a Star Wars–themed nightclub, where things unfold exactly as you’d expect… and then somehow get worse.It’s rude, it’s funny, but mostly it’s completely moronic.If you’re the kind of person who still laughs at the word “helmet,” in a normal conversation - this podcast is definitely for you.So sit back, lower your expectations, and enjoy the chaos…Much Love BPJ & N-FATT xx

Hello and welcome back to Part 2 of the Cock Pageant 2026 episode.This half features this year’s unforgettable entries, as we finally crown the worthy winner of 2026.To round off the night, we head into a Star Wars–themed nightclub, where things unfold exactly as you’d expect… and then somehow get worse.It’s rude, it’s funny, but mostly it’s completely moronic.If you’re the kind of person who still laughs at the word “helmet", in normal conversation this podcast is definitely for you.So sit back, lower your expectations, and enjoy the chaos…Much Love BPJ & N-FATT

Hello and welcome to a very special edition of the Say What! Podcast, featuring the prestigious 2026 Cock Pageant Awards — joined by returning guest and man of the moment, Big Nose Neil.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, tackling the real issues — like the best foods for warming your hands and just how long the human body can survive on urine alone. Educational… in our own way.Big Nose Neil then takes centre stage as he constructs his ultimate woman using nothing but everyday shopping items, while also revealing a slightly concerning passion for lamb breasts. Make of that what you will.Things take a turn during the Cock Pageant itself, when Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT lock eyes and share what can only be described as one of the most unexpectedly beautiful moments ever captured on the airwaves ❤️❤️❤️We wrap things up in style with a Star Wars–themed nightclub, somehow rope Henry Cavill into the mix, and uncover exactly what Big Pappa J would do if he had a fifth hand. (Spoiler: nothing sensible.)So sit back, lower your expectations, and enjoy the chaos....

Hello and welcome to a very special edition of the Say What! Podcast, featuring the prestigious 2026 Cock Pageant Awards — joined by returning guest and man of the moment, Big Nose Neil.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, tackling the real issues — like the best foods for warming your hands and just how long the human body can survive on urine alone. Educational… in our own way.Big Nose Neil then takes centre stage as he constructs his ultimate woman using nothing but everyday shopping items, while also revealing a slightly concerning passion for lamb breasts. Make of that what you will.Things take a turn during the Cock Pageant itself, when Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT lock eyes and share what can only be described as one of the most unexpectedly beautiful moments ever captured on the airwaves ❤️❤️❤️We wrap things up in style with a Star Wars–themed nightclub, somehow rope Henry Cavill into the mix, and uncover exactly what Big Pappa J would do if he had a fifth hand. (Spoiler: nothing sensible.)So sit back, lower your expectations, and enjoy the chaos.

Hello and welcome to the Say What! Podcast — where, let’s be honest, nobody actually reads these intros anyway.This episode kicks off with a Mystery Pipe review from a sassy Geordie lady, who may or may not currently have a restraining order involving one very enthusiastic “hole user” — none other than Peter Beardsley. Make of that what you will.On Thoughts of the Week, we take an intimate look at Big Pappa J’s sausage & beans, alongside yet another baffling tale from the locker room — this time involving the mysterious Doppelgänger cock. Science still can’t explain it.We introduce a brand-new segment — “What’s in the Shed?” — where The Notorious FA-TT shares a genuinely traumatic allotment bullying story and reveals once and for all why growing sweetcorn is a dangerous game.Finally, we round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where a group of gold-toothed warriors battle it out with pliers in a brutal reimagining of “Going for Gold.” It’s as classy as it sounds.We hope you make it past the first four minutes… but if not, we completely understand. Crime Stoppers probably does too.Love as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Hello and welcome to the Say What! Podcast — where, let’s be honest, nobody actually reads these intros anyway.This episode kicks off with a Mystery Pipe review from a sassy Geordie lady, who may or may not currently have a restraining order involving one very enthusiastic “hole user” — none other than Peter Beardsley. Make of that what you will.On Thoughts of the Week, we take an intimate look at Big Pappa J’s sausage & beans, alongside yet another baffling tale from the locker room — this time involving the mysterious Doppelgänger cock. Science still can’t explain it.We introduce a brand-new segment — “What’s in the Shed?” — where The Notorious FA-TT shares a genuinely traumatic allotment bullying story and reveals once and for all why growing sweetcorn is a dangerous game.Finally, we round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where a group of gold-toothed warriors battle it out with pliers in a brutal reimagining of “Going for Gold.” It’s as classy as it sounds.We hope you make it past the first four minutes… but if not, we completely understand. Crime Stoppers probably does too.Love as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome to what is quite possibly the most underrated podcast on the planet — mainly because not enough people are listening to have it taken off the air.We kick things off with 'facts of the week' and learn how a disabled kid died in an ET outfitWe then attempt to bring a touch of class with a brand-new round: “Hobby Kits.” From microscope sets (used for… very specific observations), to nature kits (also somehow used for the same purpose), and glow-in-the-dark planet stickers paired with a black light — which may or may not reveal more about Big Pappa J’s childhood home than anyone needed to know.Part two takes a slightly more emotional turn, as Big Pappa J shares a heartfelt story about winning a football competition for an ungrateful child… only to walk away with something far more unexpected — a friendship with two unlikely Wolves fans.In part three, we dive into Alternate TV Shows, uncovering what Kenneth Williams’ lesser-known relatives might be getting up to, before attempting to round things off with Celebrity Dinner Date.Unfortunately, the evening takes a dark turn when a greased-up Mini-Me ends up lifeless on the floor, bringing the whole thing to a premature end.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy looking at semen through a microscope as a childLove as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome to what is quite possibly the most underrated podcast on the planet — mainly because not enough people are listening to have it taken off the air.We kick things off with 'facts of the week' and learn how a disabled kid died in an ET outfitWe then attempt to bring a touch of class with a brand-new round: “Hobby Kits.” From microscope sets (used for… very specific observations), to nature kits (also somehow used for the same purpose), and glow-in-the-dark planet stickers paired with a black light — which may or may not reveal more about Big Pappa J’s childhood home than anyone needed to know.Part two takes a slightly more emotional turn, as Big Pappa J shares a heartfelt story about winning a football competition for an ungrateful child… only to walk away with something far more unexpected — a friendship with two unlikely Wolves fans.In part three, we dive into Alternate TV Shows, uncovering what Kenneth Williams’ lesser-known relatives might be getting up to, before attempting to round things off with Celebrity Dinner Date.Unfortunately, the evening takes a dark turn when a greased-up Mini-Me ends up lifeless on the floor, bringing the whole thing to a premature end.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy looking at semen through a microscope as a childLove as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome back to another episode of A Day Out With… featuring Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.Just when you thought this podcast couldn’t possibly sink any lower… we somehow manage to prove you wrong.On this episode we take out everyone’s favourite gluttonous green ghost from the Ghostbusters universe — Slimer (yes, the one from Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2, we did our research). Safely transported in a lead case, we treat the little fella to the ultimate day out at an all-you-can-eat buffet, where he proceeds to completely lose his tiny green mind and devour absolutely everything in sight.Unfortunately, things take a slightly darker turn. What begins as a wholesome feeding session ends with us lovingly freezing the little green menace and turning him into a refreshing batch of Slimer ice cubes.As for the state of sobriety during this recording… let’s just say this may represent an all-time low. And if you’ve listened to this podcast before, you’ll know that’s quite an achievement.Anyway… sit back, lower your expectations, and enjoy the chaos.Much love,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and his loveable sidekick, The Notorious FA-TT.Yes, it’s back again — Thoughts of the Week — and yes, it’s somehow about food again. This time the Savoy Kid takes centre stage to demonstrate exactly what you can do with a cabbage and an oversized Maris Piper… all beautifully accompanied by the soothing sounds of Boney M played on the recorder. A true culinary and musical masterpiece.Next up is the brand-new round “Old Man Delight”, where we celebrate the simple pleasures in life: mugs, socks, power tools, and the unmatched joy of blasting a trick-or-treating child’s face with a 160-bar Kärcher jet washer. The little things really do matter.We round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where things take a bizarre turn. An embryo Pete Best makes a surprise appearance, and we meet Brush — a homeless dog-stroking enthusiast who’s hoping for a fiver. Sadly for him, Big Pappa J has other plans… namely spending it on scratch cards and inevitably falling into a five-year Scratch Card Loop.We hope you enjoy the episode, and please keep listening — because if there’s one promise we can make, it’s that we absolutely will not be getting any better.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and his loveable sidekick, The Notorious FA-TT.Yes, it’s back again — Thoughts of the Week — and yes, it’s somehow about food again. This time the Savoy Kid takes centre stage to demonstrate exactly what you can do with a cabbage and an oversized Maris Piper… all beautifully accompanied by the soothing sounds of Boney M played on the recorder. A true culinary and musical masterpiece.Next up is the brand-new round “Old Man Delight”, where we celebrate the simple pleasures in life: mugs, socks, power tools, and the unmatched joy of blasting a trick-or-treating child’s face with a 160-bar Kärcher jet washer. The little things really do matter.We round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where things take a bizarre turn. An embryo Pete Best makes a surprise appearance, and we meet Brush — a homeless dog-stroking enthusiast who’s hoping for a fiver. Sadly for him, Big Pappa J has other plans… namely spending it on scratch cards and inevitably falling into a five-year Scratch Card Loop.We hope you enjoy the episode, and please keep listening — because if there’s one promise we can make, it’s that we absolutely will not be getting any better.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome back to another beautifully questionable instalment of A Day Out With…This week, we have the absolute honour of taking out an 80s icon — the one, the only… Gizmo.We treat the little legend to a wholesome day at Lakeside Shopping Centre, where we have breakfast, a fresh trim at Toni & Guy , and even a fitting for a made-to-measure tiny Rolex. Because if you’re an 80s superstar, you deserve the finer things in Essex.Sadly, things do take a turn. There’s an incident. His ears. A protein-packed broth. You’ll just have to listen.As always, this is a heart-warming tale of friendship, retail therapy and mild regret.Listen with caution… and possibly disappointment.Much love,BPJ & NFATT ❤️

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” hosted by two middle aged idiots whilst under the influence of alcohol and what ever concoction of stimulates they can get their hands onto.On this mindless episode Big Pappa J takes us through his thoughts of the week which includes oversized birthday cards, spud peeling, high fiving and brain freezes.Things then get serious as the moaning begins as we discuss “things that give you anxiety” which somehow all focus’s around our wives, there is a half time intermission though as Big Pappa J does a sparkler parade mid point 🤷‍♂️Rather than keep it fun we then decide to moan about how expensive things are which includes coffee, Cinema’s and Harry’s Blades pie shop 🤦‍♂️.We finish off completely mashed with a dog on your face and then finding out the diet of Frank Butcher from Eastenders.Thanks for enduring this utter nonsense of a podcast.

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” hosted by two middle aged idiots whilst under the influence of alcohol and what ever stimulates we they get their hands.On this mindless episode Big Pappa J takes us through his thoughts of the week which includes oversized birthday cards, spud peeling, high fiving and brain freezes.Things then get serious as the moaning begins as we discuss “things that give you anxiety” which somehow all focus’s around our wives, there is a half time intermission though as Big Pappa J does a sparkler parade mid point 🤷‍♂️Rather than keep it fun we then decide to moan about how expensive things are which includes coffee, Cinema’s and Harry’s Blades pie shop 🤦‍♂️.We finish off completely fucked with a dog on your face and then finding out the diet of Frank Butcher from Eastenders.Thanks for enduring this utter nonsense of a podcast.

Welcome to A Day Out With — a short-form spin-off from the Say What Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.In this episode, we take Mr Blobby out for what can only be described as the day of his life… and, unfortunately, his last.From a civilised breakfast to a completely unnecessary trip to Alaska’s only strip club and super casino 'Cold Flaps' things escalate fast. Spirits are high, morals are low, and Blobby has a wonderful time… right up until we kill him.Standard.Anyway, enjoy the madness.Much love,BPJ & NFATT

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang!(Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.)As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers.From there, things escalate quickly as we discuss a sloth’s new job at Disneyland, debate Toast vs Bread and then trial a brand-new segment called Parallel TV Shows. This is where we attempt to guess what TV programmes are about without knowing anything about them — including our wildly inaccurate take on Homes Under the Hammer.We wrap things up with a deep dive into an island overrun by spiders, puppies, and slags — because obviously that’s where the conversation was always heading.Love and respect always,BPJ & NFATT xx

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang!(Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.)As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers.From there, things escalate quickly as we discuss a sloth’s new job at Disneyland, debate Toast vs Bread and then trial a brand-new segment called Parallel TV Shows. This is where we attempt to guess what TV programmes are about without knowing anything about them — including our wildly inaccurate take on Homes Under the Hammer.We wrap things up with a deep dive into an island overrun by spiders, puppies, and slags — because obviously that’s where the conversation was always heading.Love and respect always,BPJ & NFATT xx

Ho Ho Ho! 🎄 Welcome to Santa’s favourite podcast — the Say What! Podcast, hosted by the two nicest blokes on the naughty list, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT, joined by the one and only Lady P and her relentlessly clicking fingers.We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, covering the real Christmas issues: coloured Xmas trees, Aunt Bessie’s potatoes, saying “Brazil nut” exactly 84 times, and somehow creating the perfect mental image for chopping a log 🪵. Festive gold.Next up is Poor Kevin, where Mariah Carey attempts to hijack the episode with an unsolicited solo of “Dark Christmas.” From there we dive headfirst into the darker side of festive films, including what may be the greatest Gremlin impression ever recorded. Christmas classics get the Say What! treatment as we tear into Home Alone 2, City Slickers 2, Coming to America and Cool Runnings.We regroup to chat Hallmark movies, drone footage over the Scottish Highlands solving a missing person case, and then proudly launch the 2025 Christmas Extravaganza, complete with a special festive recording from the depths of Big Pappa J — a true Christmas miracle if ever there was one.We hope you have a brilliant Christmas with your loved ones and that this episode brings a bit of festive chaos and cheer to your holidays.🎄🎄🎄 Merry Christmas from the Say What! Podcast 🎄🎄🎄

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️

No video this week — someone forgot to hit the big red button — but the pod twins still return with a brand new audio-only episode of the Say What! Podcast. You’re welcome and also… sorry.We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where The Notorious somehow gets mauled by an orca before being rescued by a lactating dolphin with absolutely phenomenal tits. From there we move seamlessly into arm-wrestling primates and uncovering the single greatest monkey fact ever discovered.Next up: Things That Are Overrated, which gives the lads yet another excuse for an old-man rant. Targets include Pink Floyd, pitching tents, genital mutilation, and — most importantly — why Chris and Stu from Hardcore Listing are the biggest pair of wankers alive for worshipping awful IPA beer.Then it’s time for What’s in the Drawer? — a deep dive into the nation’s junk drawers featuring fuses, toenail clippers, rubber bands, and a heartbreakingly emotional story from Big Pappa J about a wax ball and its tragic demise.If you enjoy this episode, congratulations — you are officially part of an elite group of extremely cool people. Thanks for sticking with us ❤️

Welcome to the One Five Club — 15 minutes of pure chaos from the two greatest podcasters currently walking this earth… its also very slurry so you might need a translator.In this episode, we treat world snooker champion Dennis Taylor to the kind of classy day out only we could provide — a whirlwind trip to Marbella (because of course it’s Marbella, where else do we take our celebs?).Things take a sharp turn when Dennis disappears into the toilets to deliver what can only be described as a Maximum Break. From there, naturally, we end up in a gay club, where a towel-whipping competition in the showers gets so out of control.It’s ridiculous, it’s messy, it’s also amazing — but for the love of God, listen with headphones. This one is not for kids.Much love,BPJ & NFATT x

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️

Welcome to the One Five Club, basically 15 minutes of the best two podcasters currently alive - at their lowest point of the evening..On this episode we take out the greatest 'Little Person' of all time - Dungeon Master.We always take our celebrities for a fancy day out and where better than Marbella.We discuss what he would where, get his hair braided, take him to a casino and ultimately how we would kill him.We all know Dungeon Master loves to disappear unexpectedly , but try doing that with you feet superglued to a canoe...Its a masterpiece, take a listen - but do it with headphones on as its not for kids...Much Love BPJ & NFATT x

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT.In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐 “Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bomb testing facilities, paedo ice cream drivers and Big Pappa J in a mini skirt.We try and invent new serial killers in the next round but again things go a bit sideways as we get more engrossed in discussing how big can you inflate a taped up human with a air hose, that said a lucky lady receives a mystery box with dog food init.There’s only one man that can save this podcast…Freddy Krueger makes a phone call and in lists some hard hitting mofo’s such as GrotBags, Skeltor, a frozen Casper and the Notorious FA-TT in a green morph suit with a hand for wanking as you witness the biggest bar fight of all time.We hope this makes your Halloween holidays even more fun and as always thanks for listening

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT.In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐 “Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bomb testing facilities, paedo ice cream drivers and Big Pappa J in a mini skirt.We try and invent new serial killers in the next round but again things go a bit sideways as we get more engrossed in discussing how big can you inflate a taped up human with a air hose, that said a lucky lady receives a mystery box with dog food init.There’s only one man that can save this podcast…Freddy Krueger makes a phone call and in lists some hard hitting mofo’s such as GrotBags, Skeltor, a frozen Casper and the Notorious FA-TT in a green morph suit with a hand for wanking as you witness the biggest bar fight of all time.We hope this makes your Halloween holidays even more fun and as always thanks for listening ❤️

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe. Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade.Meanwhile, we ask the big questions in life… like what happens when you’re locked in Tesco overnight? Correct answer: construct a mannequin from food, and make sweet, sweet love. Don’t judge us until you’ve tried it. 🤦‍♂️Elsewhere, we somehow end up debating Easter eggs and pickles in what might be the worst podcast opening we’ve ever recorded — but trust us, it all pays off when we close with the sight of Stephen Hawking’s nipples hooked up to a car battery. 🔌⚡️It’s stupid, it’s offensive, it’s absolutely Say What! — and you’re going to love it.

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe. Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade.Meanwhile, we ask the big questions in life… like what happens when you’re locked in Tesco overnight? Correct answer: construct a mannequin from food, and make sweet, sweet love. Don’t judge us until you’ve tried it. 🤦‍♂️Elsewhere, we somehow end up debating Easter eggs and pickles in what might be the worst podcast opening we’ve ever recorded — but trust us, it all pays off when we close with the sight of Stephen Hawking’s nipples hooked up to a car battery. 🔌⚡️It’s stupid, it’s offensive, it’s absolutely Say What! — and you’re going to love it.

Hungry for love? Hungry for laughs? Or just hungry for the two sexiest podcasters in South Essex? Then this episode of the Say What! Podcast is your all-you-can-eat buffet of filth, food and foolishness.Tonight’s menu includes our guest of honour — DJ Allegro ( Lady P) — who reveals her ultimate chocolate bar, takes a special little fella out for fish & chips, and somehow ends up getting munched out by the end of the show. 🤷‍♂️Fair warning: things get a touch spicy when Uncle Ben shows up wearing a monocle, but don’t worry — balance is restored once Ainsley Harriott pays a very personal visit to The FA-TT’s back door. Culinary justice served piping hot. 👨‍🍳🔥We also dive into a food-themed Shag, Marry, Kill: Chef Edition, settle the eternal debate of Big Nob vs Small Nob (chef-related, obviously), and ask the only question that matters: would Gordon Ramsay scream “IT’S RAW” in the bedroom too?So grab a knife, fork, and maybe some wet wipes — this episode is messy. ❤️

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll never unsee: Pamela Anderson, Darth Vader, Dennis Taylor… and last year’s champion, a patch of AstroTurf complete with a glory hole. Yes, folks, it’s the classiest pageant you’ll hear about all year. 👀On a more “tragic” note, our wives have all perished in a boating accident — but don’t shed a tear. We’re turning grief into blueprints for the ultimate Lads Pad: glory holes in every wall and a Django-themed surprise lurking in the downstairs loo.Elsewhere, we unleash Dog of Your Face, dive into Big Pappa J’s Serial Killer Thoughts of the Week, and cap it all off with a heartfelt send-off to Hulk Hogan. Imagine a WWF-themed nightclub, a roaring crowd of Hulkamaniacs, foam fingers in the air, and… let’s just say one final body slam for the ages. 🪦As always, thank you for the love and support — and remember: “What ya gonna do when the foam finger runs wild on you?!” ❤️❤️❤️

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll never unsee: Pamela Anderson, Darth Vader, Dennis Taylor… and last year’s champion, a patch of AstroTurf complete with a glory hole. Yes, folks, it’s the classiest pageant you’ll hear about all year. 👀On a more “tragic” note, our wives have all perished in a boating accident — but don’t shed a tear. We’re turning grief into blueprints for the ultimate Lads Pad: glory holes in every wall and a Django-themed surprise lurking in the downstairs loo.Elsewhere, we unleash Dog of Your Face, dive into Big Pappa J’s Serial Killer Thoughts of the Week, and cap it all off with a heartfelt send-off to Hulk Hogan. Imagine a WWF-themed nightclub, a roaring crowd of Hulkamaniacs, foam fingers in the air, and… let’s just say one final body slam for the ages. 🪦As always, thank you for the love and support — and remember: “What ya gonna do when the foam finger runs wild on you?!” ❤️❤️❤️

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️.If anyone is into soup then you’re in luck as we dive into the best flavours and then veer off into talking about Chilli, we also discuss Big Pappa J’s cock doppelgänger at the David Lloyd centre, and do a fitting tribute to Cilla Black.There’s obviously more madness as we eat road kill, fight a Gorilla, smell farts, invent nightclubs for pregnant women and to top it all summon the spirit of a dead dog just so the Notorious can get a sniff of its arse.We hope you enjoy the show and in the words of MJ "never moonwalk on an empty stomach" ❤️

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️.If anyone is into soup then you’re in luck as we dive into the best flavours and then veer off into talking about Chilli, we also discuss Big Pappa J’s cock doppelgänger at the David Lloyd centre, and do a fitting tribute to Cilla Black.There’s obviously more madness as we eat road kill, fight a Gorilla, smell farts, invent nightclubs for pregnant women and to top it all summon the spirit of a dead dog just so the Notorious can get a sniff of its arse.We hope you enjoy the show and in the words of MJ "never moonwalk on an empty stomach" ❤️

Hello and welcome to another 15 minute episode of the ‘OneFive’ Club. If you’re having a bad day ( or think you might) then maybetake your mind off it and take a listen to this masterpiece. In this episode we take Ian Beale for a day out, and if you’velistened before  - you will know thatnever ends well. Please enjoy, however if you are easily offended then maybe give it a miss, or listen and then report us. All the best  BPJ & NFATT

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered.They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets tips on how to lure them out with a Fray Bentos pie and then what to do with a grenade.Things take a sexy turn with www.monkeywank.com and we discuss seductive outfits for our primate cousins 😍 if this is to erotic for you then skip on 10 minutes if you won’t want to hear the '10 chickens pecking at an Elephants arsehole' round 🤦‍♂️We do a classic Shag, Marry, Kill where the Hulks arse gets a hammering and the 'big cock small cock' round makes a comeback with a miniature life jacket thrown into the mix.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed scrolling through www.monkeywank.com and as always remember a monkey is for life and not just for a long reach 🙈 Please Enjoy the madness

( another issue with the video quality , apologies) Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered.They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets tips on how to lure them out with a Fray Bentos pie and then what to do with a grenade.Things take a sexy turn with www.monkeywank.com and we discuss seductive outfits for our primate cousins 😍 if this is to erotic for you then skip on 10 minutes if you won’t want to hear the '10 chickens pecking at an Elephants arsehole' round 🤦‍♂️We do a classic Shag, Marry, Kill where the Hulks arse gets a hammering and the 'big cock small cock' round makes a comeback with a miniature life jacket thrown into the mix.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed scrolling through www.monkeywank.com and as always remember a monkey is for life and not just for a long reach 🙈 Please Enjoy the madness

The boys are reminiscing about old school days so who better to join them than the poorest child ever to grow up in Tilbury, Lady P, or as the male teachers nicknamed her “Big Tits Hurdler” we discuss school lunches and unsurprisingly find out who got free dinners, there's a haunting story about an orange curd sandwich and we discuss school trends or lack of them 🤦‍♂️.Things get sexy with a piece of elastic when we discuss playground games and relive the Iraqi war with a ballistic missile being launched at a chalk board.If you get bored with the school talk fast forward to the very end where we give a shout out to Stig of the dump and discuss the Twits by Roald Dahl.We hope you enjoy and from the gang thanks for listening.

( please note, this video cuts out halfway through, due mostly to drunken usage of cameras, for the full episode you can listen to the audio version) Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food and Paso Doble dancing, the magical night ends with a visit to the “Kris Kristofferson” statue where the boys remember Ricky in those Jean hot pants ❤️.On a sensible talk we discuss new themed pop up museums and get over excited about WWF heroes and for some reason a brick museum 🤷‍♂️.We play a round of Mr & Mrs to see who knows each other the best and then the Notorious FA-TT feels the warm tender hand of Bill Cosby in the fans favourite round “Would he wank you off”. If this type of podcast isn’t your thing we also discuss 🪰 Fly facts for 10 minutes, so switch off after this bit but make sure you give a 5 star review. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food and Paso Doble dancing, the magical night ends with a visit to the “Kris Kristofferson” statue where the boys remember Ricky in those Jean hot pants ❤️.On a sensible talk we discuss new themed pop up museums and get over excited about WWF heroes and for some reason a brick museum 🤷‍♂️.We play a round of Mr & Mrs to see who knows each other the best and then the Notorious FA-TT feels the warm tender hand of Bill Cosby in the fans favourite round “Would he wank you off”. If this type of podcast isn’t your thing we also discuss 🪰 Fly facts for 10 minutes, so switch off after this bit but make sure you give a 5 star review. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️