Hello and hello again all you stones cold and Steve's Austin welcome to another episode of Jesse and Wilders Guide to Life I'm Jesse that big cracker over there's wilder and where to guide your life It is true that I'm a big cracker many many people have said and you don't you don't think that of yourself. Nah, I don't think so more of a Potato chip this is a good intro welcome You step yourself you take one foot you put it inside then you look at your watch and you go because guess what it's time for a job We flashback oh Baby I love it. Look at this guy with a fucking second god I'm gonna take us back to a little episode. We did called being hunted okay, not so different than this episode Yeah, I went to the cinema last night and I saw a movie called the beast and Yeah, you texted me about it as if I had ever even heard of that flick.
Oh, had you not heard of it? I don't know what the fuck that movie is Idris versus a lion He goes to what era to current day he goes to Africa with his daughters and guess what there is a lion and he is fucking pissed You want to see yourself a final lion obviously you do yeah, I mean Yeah, I mean it's wonderful. It's one of the best movies I've ever seen Okay, so it's not that good pretty bad, but it's exactly what the doctor ordered so we didn't talk about hunted by Leon somehow Yeah, I somehow I guess I've never to be honest I'm not gonna check the tape so maybe we have talk about but no we didn't I want to just why would we think on what do you do Rob let me hit you with the circumstances. He is in a car that is crashed.
It cannot drive lie on outside What do you do? I mean I first and foremost I do a piss in my pants because I'm very scared of lie on this is interesting because We both I think recently watch pray which also has a lot of it has a similar movie Interesting is the lion predator? I basically predator. Oh, okay, it's fucking done with poachers, bro Poachers killed its pride and now it's taking revenge on every goddamn human I would put this in the in the category of like a deep blue sea or a lake plastic.
It's a spectacular film is Alba is Idris is he a Poacher no, he's a doctor. Okay, very useful. Yeah. Oh for sure.
Yeah, got to but got to come in useful So I guess if I'm gonna crash you'd by a lion Yeah, I mean first thing I'm looking for a weapon. I guess in my car to I don't know Yeah, dude little a's mature with nature calls actually right out that boy up throw right on its old crotch Oh, Lee for my monster trip. That's the job we time machine. Thanks for stepping in just like a little something Yeah, watch out for lion and go see beast.
It is a great time I'm gonna not probably cuz I'm gonna see barbarian which everybody so horny for looks I haven't I haven't peeped everything I've heard is don't watch a trailer Yeah, don't watch a trailer cuz then you won't see it because I saw a trailer last night before my own Oh, are you it's scared your little scary pants right off? Yeah, bro, okay alien evasion I'm gonna toss some categories out there obviously the alien is one of them So we're not to discuss the plot details of note. I imagine correct. Yeah, correct We can't but we both saw nope and loved it and that's why I see it this topic came up Yeah, and this is gonna be you know how like every maybe fifth episode you get maybe halfway in and you're like Oh, this is just one of the ones where they talk about movies all the time And it's not very funny or sort of original It's sort of just two guys talking about like movies a lot of times they haven't seen That's this is one of those so if you don't like those ones go ahead It's fun leave it on so we still get the play but like put it on silent or whatever it doesn't matter I'm alien is place being invaded is there places other than earth?
Like town like I was gonna do like small town. Okay location location location. They say Dastardly deeds, you know, what's the aliens up to like what are they doing to you? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah motivation. Yeah, is what I would call that not dastardly deeds The hunt the hunted I think is a hunted what do we Do in here like are we trying to do this from the point of view of us? Like we're still doing normal like we want this to be a good alien got to be the same fucking conversation We started being hunted with and I don't either how do we neither of us remember? I think they just pull up the being hunted rubric and see what the fuck okay, please yeah now that you've already done the flashback I hope lion is gonna be there creatures and critters we have I don't see lion on this Okay, but tell me just three there's lion and no just kidding.
It's in the word billionaire. I search for lion Okay, right now we have so we're just doing like scariest ones are the very quite little We got like a dream and we got like a we have alien in very quite lit for being hunted Jesus Christ, okay. All right enough of that enough of the dirty old dirty laundry Give you very quite lit the hunted unlikely hero, you know, Paul Blart. Where's Paul Blart?
Paul? No, I know that you said Paul Blart I think we got a drop into it too actually it's a little played out and I it makes me hate the aliens when somebody's so busted like a Paul Blart fuck it defeats the aliens. It's like no way dude human suck. There's no way a Johnny English alien from science.
I'm inclined to say a one nope. We put nope in very quite lit Yeah, the xenomorph that like alien alien is a three obviously today. Yeah, is he? Yeah, what does it come first right out of your dang chest money?
Yeah, dog Are you kidding me? I do not like that. I think they have a chest buster in me. I think I think xenomorph is a three I also think face hugger is different and it's also a three we think about that I'll give you threes all around for the alien franchise except pop me an engineer down there and very not quite what the Engineer oh yeah, wait, you know like those big freaks you just like them because they look exactly like you yeah, dude fucking ripped How juicy Jack do you want your alien but Jusy Jack doesn't do Weird I'm gonna be distracted as well predator is ripped.
Oh, yeah predator pretty fucking yoked. Yeah, but he also got like Reds what about dreads? I think very pretty dog if you think I started this episode calling you a honky and we are going to rate Reds out of your dog my dreads all day. I want I'll write dreads on a white boy very not quite lit Yeah, well that's a fucking fool with them dude.
Oh yuck I'm gonna say pred is a obviously a three right yeah like his dreads though Okay, hold on I think predators whoo but his whole thing is he is defeated when you have a lack of technology like that's how Arnold beats When the first one to he builds like a fucking jungle trap and covers himself in mud. Oh, man the hunted Arnold shorts Okay, E.T. Obviously very Hate him dog. What about okay the good the alien that turns out to be a good boy like a super-rate or like a Casper not an alien You don't know the hunted I think a one is everyone that appears on television show ancient aliens those dudes that look absolutely He's not even hunted bro because if they're hunted they would not be here.
That's what I'm saying. They say okay Let's just talk about the topic on everyone's mind pro being Motivation whoa do we do with it? That's a one to me but like do you want to be probed? No, I mean I oh yeah I guess if we're going in I think it's a two it's just confounding original It's it is at this point some non-movie aliens.
Let's run some some classics sure go gray One one you say gray is just like yeah, I've seen it. Yeah sure. What about green green is like the most played out There is little green. I like them though.
Oh my god You're gonna tell me gray is busted, but then you're gonna stand up here for green Well, I'm not really just talking about the specific color It's like like the type like a gray. You're the fucking you're the fucking truth is out there boy You should know talk about I don't we you mean you're talking about like the slim sort of like big head Yeah, the classic alien called grays dog. You're the fucking truth is out there. Wait a minute.
I have another movie real quick Quick quick free Mars attacks aliens are free. Oh are they? Yeah, come on. They got the nasty brains like those creepy eyes what about is the King Frog himself?
He not alien right? He like a nice little created by radiation under the ground so that one's no good like a bonus point though Like why not maybe you came from another planet? We don't know who's to know the King Frog just shout out the King Frog himself Let's go What about ship? Yeah ship it could be its own category I guess and like I you a foes have been medium to me.
Nope made them very cool But I don't know if I care about it oof. Oh, I You know I like it because it's clever It's sort of the class I do get I know that like gray is also like a classic and we're saying but I like that it Makes sense. I feel like the alternatives to a UFO are more Mrs than hits to me. You know definitely and I will tell you this if I was out in a field in New Mexico And I saw something that look like a UFO in the sky And then I also saw something that look like a fucking cool-ass ship in the sky I would be like second one was definitely military that first one.
Yeah So I think I'm more scared of a ufo. Yeah, so I think a ufo is a three motivation Domination is a very quite lit because they're gonna do it if they want us. They'll have us Yeah, unless you got a little Smith and a Jeff Goldo in your back pocket, right, right? I have to tell you unless you got anyone in your back pocket is there a single time that aliens win no dog.
Oh, yes, there is dude Body snatchers spoiler alert from movie from like 1979 haven't seen body snatchers. What about the world's end? Oh, yeah, that's a that's body snatching. Okay, location small town I think it's very quite lit.
That's where I want it to be sure global is it too to me because it's too much for me to care about Yeah, take it all if you if you want. Yeah, like I don't that's like I think with ship though like bigger the better, right? I don't know. I I I mean sometimes how are we gonna stop that?
Yeah, I get hunted very not quite lit pop me a Randy Quite if you don't mind. Yeah, I mean, that's a typical sort of run of the mill joint Oh, wait, yeah, I think that dude has done a lot of bad things. Yeah, what's his bad thing? I think well, I think he's like a big I think he just says crazy shit.
I don't know if he's done He didn't like put his hands on someone like an assault or something. Hey everyone. Let's do a quick trip through the rending with media School right down to legal issues He's a big Trump supporter. He suit he was in broke back mountain and he sued the film's producers.
Oh sick He thought it's a documentary. Yeah, he's just a Trumpie. I'm trying to talk about he didn't like touch a child or anything Yeah, I know I don't think he seems like the type. Yeah, little bit.
Yes. He like illegally moves to Canada But that's not bad. I think that's actually deal with that sort of okay. Yeah, Randy quaid the person and the type very not quite lit Yes, correct.
Hold on. I got another alien type. Okay, the type that can So in the marvel, it's the scrolls, but it but I feel like it's coming the type to come like shape shift to look like Us I think that's very not quite lit because how often like marvel are the only ones that seem normal about it like take man and black Take oh shout out real quick to what I consider the best show on TV resident alien starring mr. Alan to dick You should watch it immediately.
I want to be sucks as an alien. So obvious that he's an alien. Yeah, all right much like Vincent and Alfred. Okay, so I'm gonna get whoa whoa, whoa That's no, no, that's a little different.
I'm talking about Specifically someone who can shape shift into human form Vincent and Alfred was inside of a skin suit That's what I'm that's well. That's the same as resident alien. Okay. I'm saying like the scrolls their innate ability is that they can Transform there.
That's a very quiet lit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay, and that was also that show remember that show V on ABC It starred Elizabeth Mitchell from lost opposite.
Arena becarin. Don't know how to say her last name. Why do we do this? Why do we make this point?
Hey, we're lizard people. Where do you put them lizard people? People ain't aliens. Are they they're lizard?
They gave us shit. Hmm. I don't give a fuck about lizard people if I'm being frank It's I mean it never wants a lizard scared me except for Godzilla, but that's more respect Well, you should move to the south you'll find some lizard scary lizard people as a one to me I don't give a shit about him. You live in the sewers for all I care location.
I know it's a classic But the desert it does it do hit yeah, but like what's the big D? No one's there, but that's the that's the Shifts kiss nobody's there so they can kind of operate and just a few little reindeer quates run around me I'm like I think don't and then you get up and you build your ranks and you're fucking ready to strike I'll give desert it to I gotta put a little respect on Alright, but let's think about let's bring up let's bring ourselves this rain ourselves in we're having too much fun It's a really really juicy topic where there's so much to talk about Jesus Christ. This is an invasion Okay, we're being invaded the desert go ahead and invade the desert. It's just the start of thing invade my town.
Oh, I Have a very not quite location and it's like corn fields. That's where I don't get it the desert I'm like oh, yeah, okay. Well, they're just like gearin up the whole like so boring So obstacles snooze my freaking pants off. Holy smokes.
Yeah, but how good you were at art. Yeah, was it drawing? It's a shit drawing you fucking I would like to draw back to him. Do you trace this we all know it?
You're not a real prouder. I'm gonna get a cornfield. I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna write suck my dick aliens Just do a whole you a really detailed corn crop circle of just a middle finger.
Yeah, dude eat it Yeah, little green dudes little fucking fart knockers I have a couple of I have some questions about are they an alien? There's a plane of fun new game. Are they an alien is? It follows is that alien?
No, man, that's a horror beast. Okay. Okay. No the gone the what's that movie where the lady does does sex with the Fishman shape of water shape of water is that alien?
Perhaps I don't know where he's come from he's a monster or he's from a piece from another System where's Abe Sapien from because they look exactly the same you Some folks think that sesquatch an alien do you folks think that I don't know what to think I mean the truth is out there after all still making up your mind. I think we did put Randy Quaid as a Very not quite like hunted but he might be a very pretty good hunt alien. Oh, right? The real Randy Quaid is definitely an alien Yeah, that's kind of what I'm feeling kind of ships You got I think like a big like a long one like a star destroyer not an alien ship.
I hate those dude too long too long The only thing is that all what's that movie with? What's the one where they're fucking they're doing a language it's with what's her name? That would be fucking as good as hell arrival do they got kind of long shifts They're good way aliens wait. We never put them anywhere Well, I think for an alien invasion I mean they're very not quite lit because they're not invading really they're there to like send a warning right?
Yeah, and super eight he's trapped. What about the fucking psychic link between people and super eight? Yeah, that's where's that go? I mean, that's it.
I love it. Yeah, I'm honest a psychic link is pretty good. Okay, Terraforming to me is a is another motivation It's two it's a little boring, but it's yeah forget you on musk over here. This is scary though I think a three is also Cloverfield.
Oh, yeah, that's yeah, alien and he really wreaks them havoc I just covered field. I don't get it. I don't get it in you don't get what the movies about now. I get what the movies about I don't it's not I don't like it very much that flick episode really blows charrings.
I fucking said that Who else is good at being hunted what's her what's her bucket from alien dude? So go on Ripley's believe it or not. Yeah, rip rip diggity rip diggity Carl weather is not as good whether Carl's weather Carl's weather Carl's weather. I'm gonna give him a two He sticks around for a good chunk.
Willie Smith. Obviously is a good one. I'll give you a very quite with the hunted It's the men in black not even that will be Smith a different really Smith. Yeah, I mean all the men in black I think willy are we are we to shout out big willy man?
I'm not getting in that Hollywood drama dude You can't catch me in the middle of it. I don't want TMZ knocking on my freakin door Yeah, true that what do you think about just like a generic monster that like is a monster of the you know I mean like they ride a big critter fuck that I hate that shit. I okay, actually this is a good point We made a good point finally Are you more scared of a big a big some bitch like cloverfield or a bunch of little some bitches? I think little some bitches a little some bitches because a big some bitches like what's the difference with that and lie on nothing right?
It's gonna tress me either way. What about bug critter? That's you see that a lot bug bug creatures. They got wings They explode into slime you bro.
I hate when they explode in slime Yeah, I mean I'm as a very not quite late exploding to slime because it's gross and because it makes me want to kill them more when they blow up into a big Pilot goo. Yeah, I don't want to get alien goo. I don't want to come out the middle of it You know what I mean sometimes I get swallowed. I got a ton of my way out there the Middle-style in there what about in there the little aliens from toy story They are very not quite lit their little green men though.
That's those are those are the little green men I know I know but those ones specifically are particularly stupid. Well like alien, okay I'm in I'm just doing telling you about another one of my classic alien adventures, but I'm on a foreign planet I've just landed a little critter. He cried clams up on my shoulder now. He's like my little he's like my little friend What about little friend?
Oh a little friend is a one dude. That's not an invasion. That's a friend That's a block of the movie Paul Paul fucking stinks. All right, let me hit you with some some location of From from my experience in deep in the trenches in the in the files as you know, dude, like a lot of times encounters happen on one of those Long empty highways, you know what I'm talking about dude one of those big Empty highways.
What do we think that is two or one? I think it's scary dog. I would give it a three if I'm doing okay, dude I'm anything happens on the open road, especially at night dude a long empty highway is legit scary as hell What about weapons to fight them? I don't that's another category and I won't yeah, we have so little to spare some up Okay, I'm gonna put it in the hunted.
I got a bunch. I'm not gonna add a fucking category trying to talk about foil hats I'm gonna put a category called accessories and foil hats is obviously a fucking one Yeah, dog Ripley's big fucking whatever that was dude that she wears that fucking suit Ripley's like fucking meck Yeah, meck dude come on meck is about as good as you're gonna get if you're a human Imagine these little fucking green fuckers trying to step to you dude and you just fucking kick him to the moon dog speaking of mex I got such a one for you. Oh the not the toss them and toss them and send them off I'll do I will not be saying this new and I have no interest some kid ask me today if I've seen avatar It's like you fucking punt him out of your classroom It's like oh no, I don't really fuck with anime and he was like no not the last airbender the blue guys It's like dog if I haven't seen the last airbender, you know, I ain't seen the blue guy I like the call the abyss No Our underwater in that flick yeah underwater location. It is very scary.
I don't know how good it goes as far as invasion But it freaked me the shit out what are robots cuz sometimes aliens are robots and they come from their robot planet to get us Yeah, I don't know if that counts are we saying that counts? I guess so huh? Sylons kind of a home talking about skylons. Yeah, baby.
Yeah, uh To me like but that's another one. We're like I'll fucking short your circuit you bitch. I thought the villain from galaxy quest He's a big lizard boy. We already did lizard boy.
Yes, and I fucking have not seen galaxy quest damn Where do we put all right? I want we gotta get out of movie zone But I gotta mention one very powerful alien his name is sir Jar Jar Binks Obviously very quite lit. I think anything from star. I know that I'm not the expert I think anything from Star War one to be honest.
I'm not afraid of any of those fucking aliens Yeah, I ain't afraid of no cost and they're also not invading really no. It's mostly the human beans that do the invading I'm not afraid of fucking gungans. Well, um tractor beam. Yeah, that's an accessory I think it's a I think it's a two.
It's a little played out, but I mean it's effective They beam you right up out of your top of your house with that shit. They will yeah, you know what else they do They erase your memory a lot of the time. That's what I've heard That's the eraser memory, but like flip side of that imagine if you are the Randy quaid and you're like damn I was abducted by an alien. I know this for a fact No one will believe me and now I'm just the crazy guy that is a three I think I just like an abduction and then putting you back because then you're just psychologically torment Oh motivate motivate.
Yeah, the abduction and then yeah And it builds a little false sort of a little boy who cried wolf in your favor, right? Where it's like okay, buddy. Mm-hmm. Talk sometimes the motivation is to impregnate do you ever think about that?
That's um, we don't I think we should do this one Okay, where are the worlds for example? Remember what defeats them the common cold? Oh my god Just I mean just the lamest thing in the world. So where the world's aliens are a one obviously so fucking lame Yeah, okay, so common cold even though it works is a like you can't be count on the dank Well, it'll be fine someone sneez on it same thing with water stupid s signs Tom Cruise ever been hunted more than once by aliens.
He must have been I think I'm on the fuck mostly does the hunting You know ship I think a two is mothership, right? And you got all kinds of little shit. Yeah, it's so boring, but it's like obviously as effective But like everyone knows all we got to do is nuke that mothership and the rest of us explode It's yeah, it's like not super. I don't yeah, it's also boring I don't I know that we said that bunch of little some bitches is the most powerful one But man, there's something to be said about when you're looking at one that fucking xenomorph in the eyes and he's like Like that's the one that's what or pred you know, it's like you got one pred on your ass It just that fucking skin dog symbiote symbiote.
What was that like fucking you talking about venom? That's a two and also there's a did you see life? No life is about a little a little goo that goes around getting in ya and killing ya Oh, that's a clap. That's a multi goo is very pretty good Goos very pretty good.
It's so lame cuz it's goo. That is a multi seasonal arc in X files is this fucking black icker goo And it is I just have to believe we could beat the goo, right? You got a thing and the goo and it's and just like from a quality standpoint all those episodes fucking suck We do not like them McGrath the goo what is your first move? Oh my god first I'm gonna put it like I'm probably once I get it.
I'm it's going in the microwave It feels so easy to nuke that dude and just goo him up. Yeah, you could pop How you gonna catch it a little Tupperware little Tupperware dude? It's a catch enough freaking little centipede in your house No problem. Tupperware very quite lit alien weaponry is like a two to me It always they always trying build it up like it's some hot shit and then always just like oh, it's a different laser cool It's a two because it's always lasers lasers needs.
We just got the laser something cuz like what it's fine Yeah, it's fine, and it gets what our stupid bullets somehow always beat it. So it's not that good. What about I gotta I got a location for you Give me the thing dude in that fucking arctic base. Oh, no.
Yeah scary. That's scary as hell. Oh, bro I got a very not quite lit alien one horses I hate them critters. I got it.
I got it. I got it too. What is fucking stitched dude. Oh Stitch that's little friend.
I think yeah, you're probably right about that He's a little cuz there's a lot of Disney like the like the parrot in treasure planet is like a little blob He's good You far more prominent than I would ever expect yeah in bad in bad also When they fucking pull up on that city though like an independent state They just pop right over the fucking top of the what was that the Washington monument? What do they blow up in that movie? I think the White House dude. Oh, they both the freaking White House damn dude.
Yeah, yeah, no I think he's a three I just recently watched attack the block for the first time and that's tight that's like Kids rolling around. How about I mean we've been talking about super eight and I just brought up attack block the hunted dude a Dank group of kids would beat the shit out of an alien figured out real quick. Huh? Yeah, I'm not seeing that flick What are the veggies from veggie tales aliens?
Yes, they're one Ted Cruz a one. Yeah, okay for motivation sometimes I feel like like gathering information is a is a motivation That's a one to be like whatever you fucking nerds. Yeah, like go study for your tests and more What do you do? What do you do?
What do you do? Wabu mm-hmm when you fucking get abducted are you telling people are you going to the authorities? What are you doing? Authorities certainly not yeah, the authorities are mean what am I gonna do?
I'm gonna be K copper's hey fucking Asheville PD. Will you go arrest these aliens that abducted me? I'm probably gonna keep that shit to myself aren't I? Interesting I can't imagine broaching the topic not even with one person like I what if you were go if you were missing For like several days and they were like where were you gonna lie?
And I know that I'm missing several days or people like people know I was missing you get up in that ship You're fucking you realize you've been abducted and then you come back down and you're met with people who are like Where have you been the last three days and I just I'll probably make up a story dog. You're gonna make up a story I probably just can't be like us up on the ship dude They're just getting my sort of stuff run through I think false memory Do we put that somewhere that's an accessory? What's up with the sickness in your body right now bro? Let me tell you something this should have gone on the intro not at the intro but I've been sick I've taken a couple of covid tests I got no covid and I don't have a lot of the covid symptoms.
It's a wet cough soaking What don't say wet cough on our podcast like a goo dude Oh my god, bro. You're coughing do this is how it starts goo coffee And I got a new thing, you know, this is so hacky I don't care You know like as you get older things are worse and like how your body as an interesting observation You know your body just like you something that you would have normally like you tripped and stumbled and maybe like Fell in your house or something and like normally last time you did that like you didn't really feel much and then you did it When you're 33 and it's like man, I felt bad for two entire days So I have I think a sinus infection which I've had before and it's not a big deal I just get some flam. I got I'm taking my mucinex, but what a few symptoms I have right now is my jaw hurts really bad And I thought it was like I was like oh great I have more dental work that needs to get done But I looked and sometimes you can get a sinus infection in that fucking little pocket fills with all your goddamn goo and it hurts your jaw Dude, what's the deal? I don't want to hear about your fucking goo.
Well, I got all this goo in my mouth I don't know what to do with it dog. We didn't even talk about the prones Which is crazy because that guy is literally a beast and I can't believe I didn't think of it prones Brunes to go district 9. Yeah, that's I don't do nothing. I think Tough one dude.
I think that one's like an allegory for like a part-by-it-self-Africa, right? That one's a tough one Yeah, but I'm like I'm talking about very literally. Yeah, I think that's a two-appron that sucks. Yeah.
Yeah, I suppose so that's a three then because they I forgot that you like turn into the problems. Yeah, I guess that's body-snatching thing and all comes back to body-stuttering No, that's the reverse dude. You're like, yeah, they're not they're not you anymore. They're just making you one of them Yeah, that's that's one of us.
That's basically it's one of us. Oh dude one of us. Yeah, now. Let me tell you a horror story There's these aliens right they come down to earth.
What do they need the most talented NBA players in the league? Oh my god, dude I'm a slurp up their powers and they use them to be good at basketball. What about those there one? I already added it There's no discussion.
Okay, great. Glad we covered it. They lose to cartoons like what how could they yeah? If if you are defeated by Bugs Bunny, you are not a good alien.
Oh my god. We're about annihilation. We've never not talked about Until this moment those are spook. I guess that's it.
That's exactly the that's exactly the one of us That's a one of us. Yeah, that's a one of us for sure, but that is a big big spooky big large spooky Um Gonzo is an alien. Uh-huh speak on it. I love him.
I can't get enough of the guy. I know dude How is gonzo an alien big bird not big bird gotta be an alien right birds are already aliens far as I'm concerned What about eight legged frees? That's just spiders, but one one that we didn't talk about big worms dude What I think it too, maybe oh like and slither dude like it fucking tremors dude is I think the aliens worms sand worms like in Dune sand worms dude. I love a sandworm is that gotta be a three for me.
It's a three this dude's crazy about sand worms Yeah, I really am wild about sandworm. Well, you guys know what to get wild over his birthday this year a sandworm big sandworm You all take a little sand pit in my room. I think green lanterns are technically aliens. I'm gonna put him down boring I hate that so we're super moons an alien.
Oh super man. I mean dude if he was hunting us though shit Would be tough bananas. I think I got the hunted I thought of another Tom Cruise versus situation because of Live I repeat what's that we called edge of tomorrow? Did yes Tom Cruise a very quite late hunted.
That's is he that's like I thought it was Matt Damon No, dog. It's Tom Cruise. Let our Pete. I did tomorrow.
It's all good. I did tomorrow Is it are those aliens? I don't know anything about that movie. They're in mech suits fighting it That's a good movie I know we've all seen the movies, but like I still don't think that we would win an alien invasion God they would really have to suck ass, huh?
I mean just absolute like pure ass they would have to suck to lose Yeah, it seems like whenever the aliens are sick like a Fred or a alien or a xenomorph They send like one a couple of them here and we dispatch those but like if they could just have us if they sent like a hundred of Them here. Yeah, where's all the where's the rest of the breads do to the out? You know what? We got a lot more out of this than I ever would have expected.
Yeah, it wasn't so bad. It wasn't particularly funny, but it wasn't bad. No, it's really funny the part I was like, no, I'll be and they're like, huh? Oh Let me out.
Okay. Well, I got one. I guess I got one more. Not that we need it Cthulhu not an alien, huh?
He like a different dimension. Oh a demon or a monster. I think yeah ancient beast Yeah, aliens specifically not of this world real quick real quick real quick real quick Where do we put everyone from third rock from the sun? Or cone heads dog third rock and cone heads dude It's such a one.
It's unbelievable. I can't believe that movie exists. Oh my god. Yeah, that's gotta be it It's gotta be it send us your send us your hottest alien takes your invasions And this is pictures of the hottest aliens that you've seen.
Yeah, what's the point? I would I almost google hot aliens and realize like dog Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Oh my god Shout out ruin in California. Shout out to Texas. Yeah, they were strong. Yeah, they weren't they were rough in last week I don't know what the hell's going on nothing that I'm familiar with and then shut up Michigan shut up Florida shout out New York and Maryland something's going on Something's going on right now different situations I mean you are ever as faithful usual, you know what?
Somebody recently suggested to me that we think about Bulgaria being Frequent listeners of us. It's a VPN not to ruin it. Yeah, that is definitely a VPN Yeah, you know the person that suggested that to you was me. Yeah, okay cool.
Yeah in the homeland I'm not a ball Gary. I don't know my fucking 23 and me just says Jewish Thank you Adam pay for the fart. Thank you for t-bone Jones for the poosie Yeah, and thank you to you the faithful listeners shout out to all you we you know, okay, okay, okay We never post when we say we're gonna post and when we're gonna set it early on So he was gonna post these pictures. He said he's not there's no way that's going on That whole part.
Yes, however, however That part you didn't hear it's cut however We I it is an arguable that we have been more active on Twitter recently and I cannot speak to it's quality But we have been firing them up. We've been kind of shooting with reckless abandon Yeah, I'm fun employees To get in on an eight day old meme. Yeah, and incorrectly might I add yeah, I don't know how to do any of them No, I'm not OJ Wilder Will send me a meme and be like oh, this is a great format or something and it is like Maybe 11 months old like it will be the old it'll be the Standards I don't know anything about how to be current memes. That's a damn shame.
Anyways, that's gotta be enough for this episode So why don't you send them to their grave if you don't have the Cajun Watch out for the alien invasion You do that so try again actually I don't think you're allowed to say Cajun you should try again