Alien Technology Finally Arrives To Destroy Earth

NEW YORK, NY—After billions of years of traveling through space, alien technology finally arrived Monday to destroy the Earth. "We have been waiting for this moment for a long time," said U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres, who was informed of the impending alien attack by an aide who received a message from an orbiting satellite. "It is almost here." The alien technology is expected to obliterate all life on Earth within minutes. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/08/20/alien-technology-finally-arrives-to-destroy-earth/