All Hail our Banana Worshipping Overlords | Queer and Absurd Skits

This queer and absurd skit show is about how a gay banana cult took over the world. The unified world government is a theocracy devoted to worshiping and cultivating bananas across the globe (and encouraging gay kisses). To protest this state of affairs, a manic libertarian records a subversive podcast in his basement. Will Rare Nadir obliterate the Church of the Unpeeled and chop it into tiny pieces? I mean. Probably not. It is the world government, after all.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central (or 4PM central, in this case).SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:36 - Rare Nadir's Introduction. Our manic narrator declares that the world government is based on a cult.01:49 - Transbananafication. Church leaders attempt to recruit the man who would become their messiah.06:47 - Tha Bananazone. Rare Nadir mocks the Church of the Unpeeled's podcast, "Tha Bananazone". Wait a second. This is a podcast within Rare Nadir's podcast, which is within Rebel Daydreams. We're only three levels deep? We need to go deeper!!!10:42 - Murder-Banana. The Church of the Unpeeled sentences the CEO of Chiquita banana to death.13:27 - Death-Bed Three Way. Do you need more of a description than that??? It's self-explanatory.17:21 - The Pledge Drive for All Bananakind. Tha Bananazone makes the Church the wealthiest organization to ever exist.22:06 - 100% Straight. Rare Nadir joins the Church of the Unpeeled. But he's still straight, okay? Straight!!!25:52 - The Interview. Tha Bananazone converts hundreds of millions of people in this pivotal episode, and Rare wonders why.30:01 - Utopia? The Unpeeled Messiah becomes President of the Earth in all perpetuity. Do you know what Rare Nadir thinks about this? He doesn't like it. You should know that by now, if you were paying attention.CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as Rare Nadir, the manic libertarian narrator.Robert as Thomas Hart, the church's messiah.Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Byron, the creepy flirty guy with a growth arc.Peep as Mary, a priestess of the church with unusual ideas about deathbed activities.Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Banananogmos, the Divine YellowAmy Langley-Larson as Christopher, a podcast host who has never taken DMT. @sarahsunshinesullivan as William, a podcast host who knows entirely too much about DMT. Lesley Backus (@lb_inthebeat) as Linda, a judge in the Church of the Unpeeled.Jill as Michael, a Yellow Lawyer who is versed in the ways of the Unpeeled Court.Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Carl Lindner, the former CEO of Chiquita bananaDan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoCONTENT WARNINGS:Strong sexual content, religious discussion. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!