Rebel Daydreams

The king with an AK-47 faces his mortality. He has a plan. A predictable plan. Hint: it involves his AK-47.

This monster interview show includes COVID-19, the evilest elf possible, a witch who lives in a tree trunk, and a knight in shining armor. Wait, what is that knight doing to our undead host???This is part of the "Kill them all" series, where villains discuss immortality, cannibalism, and generally how to contribute to the broader community of evildoers. We know you dnd nerds are aching for humor related to your hobby- thank God for us! Or Asmodeus, if you prefer.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - COVID-19 experiences sentience for the first time, and doesn't like it.10:28 - A witch who lives in a tree trunk discusses eating her own organs as part of a magic ritual. Don't try this at home, kids! Please. Please don't try this at home.16:08 - Announcement about the channel17:43 - Artus Cimber, a knight in shining armor, captures our host Acererak. This is like one of those comic book episodes where Superman dies. What will happen???23:34 - The witch of Barovia interviews the head of dark elf society, who is surprisingly opposed to child sacrifice. Who'd have thunk it?CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizardAustin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as the COVID-19 virusAvi Morgan (@avienda_atx) as Baba Lysaga, the witch of BaroviaWendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Artus Cimber, a knight in shining armourXidaer Lee as Yvonnel Baenre, the leader of the dark elvesIF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

Sabba the oracle tells us all about how to use fortune telling to get people to make really awful decisions.

We keep talking about the Virgo Supercluster. How we're worse than them. And now you get to find out exactly how much worse we are. It'll be one shining brief moment of clarity in your life. Don't forget to breathe.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:03:18 - Politically Correct Meat. A war leader learns the proper way to address his war-band.05:04 - The Greatest Shame. Time travel is invented to correct a social blunder. 08:53 - A Virgonian, an Earthling, and an Unholy Cosmic Entity walk into a bar...11:19 - How to Drink Water. Humans are 70% water, but nobody knows how to really appreciate it. Except for one person, who will enlighten us all.15:28 - Robot Dad Sitcom. A mom introduces her teenager to her AI boyfriend. Topical, anyone?19:51 - Wedding Heckler. That one friend at your buddy's wedding keeps interrupting the service. Can you blame him? Those things are boring.23:21 - Virgonian Defeat. The host from the Virgo supercluster takes their leave. My comedy was too unabsurd to keep them. Pardon me while I weep uncontrollably.CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as the host, Johannes the time travel scientist, and Robot Dad. Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as the Virgonian and a non-binary orcKurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Oliver the time travel scientist, Bernard the groom, Robert Arjet as the Orc Major.Lauren Bard as a feminist orc, Sarah the bride, and a water enthusiast.Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as another feminist orc, a priest marrying some people, and someone who just needs to drink some goddamn water.@sarahsunshinesullivan as a vegan orc, and Mitch the wedding heckler. Sarah (@lexspecs) as Ada the robot loving mom.Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as an angry teenager.Dan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsCONTENT WARNINGS:General vampire chicanery and cartoon violence. Discussion of death and social unrest.IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN:Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

Bros approach chicks in a nightclub. One bro loves math. One does not. Of these two, who will get the chicks??? Neither of them. Nobody gets chicks in this scenario.

What do brains taste like? Are they different on other planets? Should I go eat a brain right now, this very instant? The answer to all three questions is "Yes".

This queer and absurd skit show is about how time traveling horses overthrew the roman empire. Included are drunk discussions about centaurs (can they be vampires?), a horse god-emperor, the council of equine time-travel, and many, many scenes of horses rapping. Sadly we could not get horses to beat-box in the background, as the script suggested.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central (or 4PM central, in this case).SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:36 - Hwilliam introduces the famed, exciting, spendiferous Horse Play01:49 - Can centaurs spoon? With their horse half or human half? 07:32 - A horse senator debates using only neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs.12:20 - Horse raps. Need I say more? Probably. But I won't.17:33 - The Council of Equine Time Travel comes to a difficult decision.23:29 - Vernon reveals his dark terrible twisted grim gloomy and generally upsetting secret to his lover Jim.31:14 - The horse senator from before has become God-Emperor. What now?36:19 - More horse raps, now featuring the time traveling horse Polemia40:34 - Theramin declares that Polemia is a loose cannon, goddammit.42:42 - A human senator and a unicorn have a conversation about racism. Both are for it.48:21 - The horse god-emperor rap battles a time traveling horse. 52:10 - Horses discuss their sex life in "Horse Sex and the City"57:49 - The god-emperor accepts defeat, addressing the troops with neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs. CREDITS:Kurt Wilkinkson (@extrability) as Hwilliam Hwimberly Hwallington Hwallace, our esteemed narratorDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Minestrone, a mildly racist unicorn, Mari Lwyd, a rapping horse skull, Theramin, the tauromin (reverse minotaur),@sarahsunshinesullivan as Vernon, a centaur with a terrible secret, and Polemia, a time traveling Clydesdale Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Alfred, a reverse centaur, Incitatus, a horse senator, Pegulus, a peg-leg pegasus, John Burkholder as Julius Mulius, a human senator, Jim, a centaur with anger issues, and Unicorn't, a token human being on the council of equine time travel.CONTENT WARNINGS:War, political unrest, horses rapping (poorly at times)IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

The peasant with an AK-47 has ascended to the throne. But his people still need him to do everything. And by "do everything" I mean "shoot things with an AK-47".

Our conspiratorial host would disagree with the word "skit", but from a certain vantage point, you could view all these strange theories in that vein. Who runs the world? Crabs, Lilo and Stitch, or the pigeon internet tube network? They are each vying for supremacy, and the only way to find out is to listen to this very podcast. This one right here. Don't go anywhere elseRebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - The DMT snake god. This is your brain. This is your brain after smoking DMT and encountering an interdimensional flying snake god. No step on snek!!!03:37 - What's our show for today?04:13 - The Crab Illuminati. Crabs have taken over the world. Now what?08:27 - Lilo And Stitch Weather Control. The fish from "Lilo and Stitch" controls the weather. How did this happen? Who knows. A better question - what to do with it?12:42 - Pancakes Are the Devil's Plaything. Our host reveals that waffles and religion are the opiate of the masses. But mostly waffles. Go eat one right now.17:41 - The Pigeon Internet Tube Network. How does the internet really work? Fiber optic cables? INCORRECT, YOU FOOL!CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as Rare Nadir, the manic libertarian hostCedar as Fince, a DMT newbieLauren Bard as Po, a DMT veteran, and Christie, someone who knows all about the pigeon internetDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Snecko, the snake god, and Petunia, someone who doesn't believe that Lilo and Stitch controls the weather@sarahsunshinesullivan as Crab Emily, the leader of the crab illuminati, Zoe the pigeon internet data engineer, and the Waffle House preacherAustin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Crab Austin, who is definitely not a human spy, Cindy, an anti-pancake congregation member, and Richard, a pigeon internet believer.Brady as Crab Jason, a crab illumanti luminary, and Alfred Wainsley the Third, an anti-pancake congregation memberLeeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Molly, an animator working on "Lilo and Stitch".Dan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsCONTENT WARNINGS:Drug use, premeditated murderIF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

For years, the world of fashion has been controlled by outie belly buttons, posing as human beings.

Acererak the undead wizard begins "KILL THEM ALL!!!", a monster interview show and podcast about world domination. His first guest is a small-time monster by the name of Meepo.This episode is made especially for listeners who want to enjoy "Kill them all" exclusively, and not the other skits in episode 1 of our longer sketch shows. Meepo played by Xidaer Lee.

This skit show includes monster interviews. We have a vampire, a flying eyeball, and an ogre, and also that ogre's other head. This is part of the "Kill them all" series, where villains discuss immortality, cannibalism, and generally how to contribute to the broader community of evildoers. We know you dnd nerds are aching for humor related to your hobby- thank God for us! Or Asmodeus, if you prefer. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Strahd Von Zarovich 07:00 - Commentary about "kill them all"08:13 - Ll-g-ll-g-ll-glaglagunk, the two headed ogre18:15 - Zusshax, the beholder crime lordCREDITS:Dr. Rebel as Acererak, the undead wizardKurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the vampire Strahd von ZarovichJosh as Grunk, one half of an ogre@sarahsunshinesullivan as Lunk, the other half of an ogreAustin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as the beholder and not Donald TrumpIF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

This queer and absurd skit show is about how a gay banana cult took over the world. The unified world government is a theocracy devoted to worshiping and cultivating bananas across the globe (and encouraging gay kisses). To protest this state of affairs, a manic libertarian records a subversive podcast in his basement. Will Rare Nadir obliterate the Church of the Unpeeled and chop it into tiny pieces? I mean. Probably not. It is the world government, after all.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central (or 4PM central, in this case).SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:36 - Rare Nadir's Introduction. Our manic narrator declares that the world government is based on a cult.01:49 - Transbananafication. Church leaders attempt to recruit the man who would become their messiah.06:47 - Tha Bananazone. Rare Nadir mocks the Church of the Unpeeled's podcast, "Tha Bananazone". Wait a second. This is a podcast within Rare Nadir's podcast, which is within Rebel Daydreams. We're only three levels deep? We need to go deeper!!!10:42 - Murder-Banana. The Church of the Unpeeled sentences the CEO of Chiquita banana to death.13:27 - Death-Bed Three Way. Do you need more of a description than that??? It's self-explanatory.17:21 - The Pledge Drive for All Bananakind. Tha Bananazone makes the Church the wealthiest organization to ever exist.22:06 - 100% Straight. Rare Nadir joins the Church of the Unpeeled. But he's still straight, okay? Straight!!!25:52 - The Interview. Tha Bananazone converts hundreds of millions of people in this pivotal episode, and Rare wonders why.30:01 - Utopia? The Unpeeled Messiah becomes President of the Earth in all perpetuity. Do you know what Rare Nadir thinks about this? He doesn't like it. You should know that by now, if you were paying attention.CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as Rare Nadir, the manic libertarian narrator.Robert as Thomas Hart, the church's messiah.Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Byron, the creepy flirty guy with a growth arc.Peep as Mary, a priestess of the church with unusual ideas about deathbed activities.Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Banananogmos, the Divine YellowAmy Langley-Larson as Christopher, a podcast host who has never taken DMT. @sarahsunshinesullivan as William, a podcast host who knows entirely too much about DMT. Lesley Backus (@lb_inthebeat) as Linda, a judge in the Church of the Unpeeled.Jill as Michael, a Yellow Lawyer who is versed in the ways of the Unpeeled Court.Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Carl Lindner, the former CEO of Chiquita bananaDan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoCONTENT WARNINGS:Strong sexual content, religious discussion. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

We created this fine batch of skits after toiling for decades in extremely unsafe conditions. And now several of us don't have body parts we wish we had. Like scorpion tails, for example. Today's episode includes parodies of "Warhammer" and "Frankenstein", a method actor where we wouldn't expect him, and a detailed explanation for the best way to enjoy water. All important parts of a balanced breakfast.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Battlemallet 70 billion. In a world similar to and yet legally distinct from Warhammer 40,000, the Divine Dicatator's cool monologues keep getting interrupted by people who need decisions to be made. Don't you feel bad for the Dictator? I tried to have a cool monologue in D&D once and I farted while delivering it and then people laughed at me. I live with that shame to this day.04:48 - What's on our show for today?06:39 - Boxing announcer method actor. The "Sunday, sunday, sunday" guy can't seem to turn that bit off. This skit has strong sexual content, to put it mildly!09:29 - How to Drink Water. A friend is woefully ignorant of the best way to enjoy water. She thinks she can just drink it out of the tap. What???13:39 - Cakenstein. Frankenstein's monster is made out of cake for the Is It Cake show. Except for his penis, which is flesh and blood.19:49 - Pride, Prejudice, and Garbage. Garbagemen discuss the happenings in high society as they dispose of disgusting, disgusting things. This skit has a lot of gross-out humor. Maybe don't listen to it when you're eating something. Or do. I'm not the boss of you.CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as the various hosts and Mother MaryKurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the Divine Dictator, the man-child ruler of the human race, and Alphonse, the garbage collector. Two sides of the same coin, really.Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Colonel Space, one of the Dictator's many underlings, Bunny, the boxing announcer's wife, Cynthia, a person who doesn't know how to enjoy water properly, and Ashley, the "is it cake" contestant.Lauren Bard as Ashley the water aficionado, (a character distinct from the "is it cake" contestant).Liz Ross (@hross1110) as Sam "The Clam", the boxing announcer, the baby Jesus, and Gordon RamsayJudson (Loud Macleod) as Ben "the Pen", the boxing announcer's director, and as cakenstein's monster.@sarahsunshinesullivan as Guy Fieri, John the baker, and Winnifred the garbagewomanDan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsCONTENT WARNINGS:Strong sexual content in "boxing announcer". Vomiting and a discussion of death in "Pride, Prejudice, and Garbage".IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

This queer and absurd skit show includes Genghis Khan, Kool-Aid Dracula, the President of the United States, and other crazy characters. It's flying every which way and air traffic control is concerned. In fact, thousands will fall to their deaths from 40,000 feet if you don't listen to this episode to calm it down right now. Is 40,000 feet the height at which planes fly? It is now. [Note: This show has nothing to do with airplanes].Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.This re-launch groups our skits together into 30 minute episodes. This way we won't have hourlong plays and 3 minute skits in the same channel - everything will be at least 30 minutes long. See what I do for you? I hope you're grateful. If you aren't, consider therapy. In fact, consider therapy either way. It's good for you.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Genghis Khan Gender Reveal Party. A gender reveal party goes sideways when the gender is revealed to be "Genghis Khan".05:30 - What is this show anyway?07:58 - Kool-Aid Dracula. Dracula is the Kool-Aid Man. Or is the Kool-Aid Man Dracula? Who can say? Not me. Don't ask me. Please. Don't. Can't you see I'm fragile? Kool-Aid Dracula has traumatized me.16:29 - The Tiniest Villain. An undead wizard interviews a single mother. Who is also a villain. In fact, her children drove her to a life of crime. Honestly, we get it.24:07 - The U.S. Candy Corn Reserve. The director of the FBI informs a new President that the world will soon run out of Candy Corn. The President does not take this seriously, for some reason. Maybe she's an idiot.CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as the various hosts, Genghis Khan, Harker & Lucy in "Dracula", and Acererak the undead wizardAustin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Frederick, a Genghis Khan fanaticLeeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Cynthia, the other Genghis Khan fanatic, and Nathan, the FBI directorCedar as Mimi, somebody who doesn't love Genghis Khan as much as she shouldRob Marley (Marleyaudio.com) as Kool-Aid Dracula. Oh yeahhh!!!@broke as Van HelsingDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Seward in "Dracula", and the President who doesn't care about candy cornXidaer (@Xidaerlee, xidaerlee.com) as Meepo, the smallest villain of them all.Dan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsCONTENT WARNINGS:General vampire chicanery and cartoon violence. Discussion of death and social unrest.IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN:Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

If you think pineapple belongs on pizza, you are a FOOL! The best pizza topping is revealed in this mind-boggling episode of true conspiracies!!! Lid = blown off.

The vampire Count Strahd's assistant, Cyrus Belview, tells us all about the life of a henchman.

Romance Novelists discuss the best synonyms for "hoo ha" and "pee-nor".

A big game hunter faces his deepest fear: cockroaches. I am afraid of them too. Aren't you? Oh my God! There's one behind you! The phone call was coming from inside the house! AND THE COCKROACH IS ON THE OTHER LINE!

Pancakes were invented by Satan to trap our souls in eternal hellfire! If you didn't know that already, you are an IDIOT!!!

A countryfied manticore named Gizzard shares his perspective on villianing

An orc-band discusses meat, and its appearance on the menu. Like in "Lord of the Rings". But this time it's funny! ...I... I hope it's funny, at least. Are we funny? Is anything funny? What is humor, anyway?

Captain AMAB hunts down his arch-nemesis, Moby Duck. The White Duck. Not to be confused with the dozens of other white ducks that are in the same pond.

If you think KY jelly is the best lubricant for sex, you are a drooling nitwit. Just incredibly dense. Want to know what the best lube is??? THEN LISTEN TO MY PODCAST, YOU FOOL!

Who are these harpies, and why are their boobs so saggy???

The internet is a series of tubes with pigeons inside that transfer data to different computers with tiny USB sticks that hang around their necks. And if you don't believe that, you are a sheep, a moron, and an ignoramus.

Gordon Ramsay scrutinizes his dinner in the intensive care unit.

A story of revenge, featuring a corn dog iron maiden.

Acererak interviews Maharajah Phoolan, a genie from the elemental plane of fire.

Gregor Samsa awakens one morning to find out he has been turned into a chicken salad sandwich.

Hwhallace hwimberly somebody or another introduces "Disasterpiece Theatre!"

The saga of Gleb begins... The medieval peasant with an AK-47.

Baba Lysaga has a conversation with a sexy, sexy devil! So sexy. I CANT STAND IT! OH MY GOD!

Crabs have taken over the world. Now what?

Rare Nadir introduces True Conspiracies, a show based on 1000% true events!

Friends discuss rehabilitating someone with a harmful and unusual hobby.

At a wedding, a heckler demands that the couple perform increasingly lewd acts.

Acererak interviews Grunk and Lunk, a two-headed ogre. Or is it Lunk and Grunk? Literally no one can say.

Acererak interviews THACO the clown. She's not a happy clown. No no. She's as sad a clown as anyone could expect. Can you deal???

A mother introduces her teenager to her robotic AI companion. Topical, anyone?

Acererak interviews Halaster Blackcloak, the mad mage of Waterdeep! Will he be able to convince Halaster to stop taking so many hallucinogens? No.

As romance blossoms, lovers discuss the finer things in life. Like toast!

Acererak interviews a French monster who looks like a treasure chest!

Scientists discover time travel and discuss what to do with it.

A lesbian couple flee a collapsing moon colony. The colony is no longer profitable and so supply shuttles from Earth are stopping. Only those who can afford a ticket back to Earth will survive. As the CEO's daughter tries to secure a ticket for her gutter-punk girlfriend, riots break out. Will they be able to return home?

Artus Cimber, a knight in shining armor, captures and interrogates an ancient green dragon named Bolrig.

Friends take DMT and meet an interdimensional flying snake God.

Baba Lysaga interviews Yvonnel Baenre, the leader of the dark elves. Child sacrifice is discussed. Fun times.

The fanciest garbagemen on the planet go on their route.

When searching for a lost talking cat, Captain Bagel inadvertently goes to a gay bar, which threatens his fragile masculinity. He bounces around Austin, doing everything he can to avoid going back to follow the one good lead he has. Will Captain Bagel overcome his machismo to solve the case?