All Living Creatures Will Eventually Evolve Into Crabs

Also:• Judges is an Adorably Problematic Book• Unwilling to Tear Open Your Friend's Chest Cavity• Feelin' Pretty Fucking Unappreciated, Al• It's a Manifestation of the Infinite Microculture• I Can Finally Bring Out My White Pumps• You Know This Was a Sexual Audition, Right?• Put in in February, Like the Icelanders Do• The Accumulation of Stupid Questions Into a Cluster Calhoun• Another Day in the Hemo-Necrocracy• Trying to Figure Out What the Hell Easter IsRecorded May 2, 2025.