The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also:• One of Those North Pole Igloos You Can Sleep In• We Are Not in Rural Pakistan• Anecdotes From the Peloponnesian War• You Would Still Have Magnificent Hair• Because It's Cole F***ing Porter• Weird Pacts That Weirdo Kids Make• They're Just in a Scooby Doo Costume• I Have Not Sired Any Children That I Know Of• Pull a Bo Burnham in About 10 Years• He's Got This Big Long Wispy BeardRecorded June 2, 2026.

Also:• I've Seen a Shrew on the Blasket• You Rapscallion Bastards!• Aggressively, Offensively British• Admire Me Until My Memoir Comes Out• This is Bush League, James• The Amount of Oxytocin That Goes Through Her Brain• A 13-Year-Old's Unavoidable Boner• Stuck in the Rinse Cycle of Resentment• Valiantly Committing Seppuku• A Metric By Which I Can Whip MyselfRecorded May 26, 2026.

Also:• Including, But Not Limited to, Cholera and Dysentery• He's Like a Conjoined Twin of Bob• They're Pissed When They See My Numbers• I'm Looking at You, Immanuel Kant!• Never Mind What the Pentecostals are Doing• They Ooze Blue• Three More Albums in the Banana Stand• I Never Interacted With Thor• If It's Too Long It Gets Lopped Off• Hire Private Israeli Militias to Get His Brother Out of a Hong Kong PrisonRecorded May 19, 2026.

Also:• We Are Occupied By Memes• Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf• He is a Deeply Silly Man• A Pox on You and Your Family• Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest• Guerrilla Warfare Among British Eccentrics• You're Getting His 1,000-Yard Stare• My Dad's Very Potent Reality Distortion Field• The Pearl-Clutching Outrage• Find a Way to Make More of Them DieRecorded May 9, 2026.

Also:• Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio• Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse• A Game of Who Can Jizz More• If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy• Intra-Feminine Character Assassination• I Thought Hookah Was Going to Take Over• Just a Flutter of a Nutty Edam Cheese• A Screaming Fit Over Basil Plants• Eating Baby Food and Worshipping a Rock• And Genocides Up the WazooRecorded May 1, 2026.

Also:• Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls• A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage• If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great• Cut That Shit Off, Dog• You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock• Three Ways to Say "Potato"• Their Own Supply of Helium in the Basement• But We Still Look for Sponge Bob• A Whole Lot of Barbed Clauses and Caveats• Would You Love Me if I Was a Worm?Recorded April 25, 2026.

Also:• Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad• Yup, That's My Species• She Put Your What in Your Tuchus?• A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch• If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine• Navigate Corporeally Through This Realm• I'm Assuming That's Yiddish• Until People Start Boning, This is Not Data• You're Shit-Faced at 3 p.m.• Jumpin' Jehovah James, That's Hot!Recorded April 16, 2026.

Also:• Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name• Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay• Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads• Our Military-Industrial Salchicha• One or Two Segments of Your Pinky Finger• A Variety of Public Beatings, Stonings, or Other Forms of Execution• Actual Shit Stains Left on the Seats• Social Cohesion by Way of Sex • Kind of a Dickhole Thing to Do to a Landlord• They're Still Sweet as ButtonsRecorded April 10, 2026.

Also:• Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money• Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith!• I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too• Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes• Elaborate on the Provincial and the Bass-Ackwards• Are You Familiar With Skibidi Toilet?• Their Mandarin is Laughably Coarse and Grating• Tomatoes Cooked in Lead-Lined Pans• What Country Isn't a Mixed-Economy Surveillance State?• Extend That Unreality Till You're DeadRecorded April 2, 2026.

Also:• Somewhere Between Vladimir Lenin and Stevie Wonder• Fighting, Obsession, Drama, or Death• There's Something Wrong With Mrs. Washburn• I Will Credit the Nazis on This• A Fun Story From the World of Prostate Cancer• Wolverines and a Bunch of Stupid Poodles• They Confiscated Everyone's Bicycles• That's Not How You Make a Remoulade Sauce!• Veer Away and Watch for the G-Forces• A Trans-Dimensional Front-Loading Washing MachineRecorded March 30, 2026.

Also:• The Xerox Machine is Erotic to Me• They Think He's a Dumbshit Meathead• I Actually Like Yak• Streaming From Most of Your Facial Orifices• One of the God-Kings of Meme Culture• Get Soggy and Start to Slough Off• Integrated Corn on the Cob• Sucking Teats of Cows for Nourishment• Heroin, Carbohydrates, and a Monthly Salary• Don't You Dare, You Pig!Recorded March 20, 2026.

Also:• All Commerce is a Circle Jerk• Bio-Psychological Chemistry Not Conducive to Good Decision Making• It's the Group Peacocking I really Miss• Horrible Burning Smelly Ash Heap Dystopian Detroit• It Looks Like Puyallup• That's a Lot More Chutzpah Than I Got• Not as Toxic as the Strip Clubs• You Were a Doppelgänger of Me• Guys, Where are All the Cats?• And I'm Barely Lower Middle ClassRecorded March 13, 2026.

Also:• Proposals of Marriage Flooding in From Around the Globe• Virtuosity? I Call It Gymnastics• A New Plant Named Cliff• Fly Into a Rage and Shatter Your Only Guitar• When a Tour Bus Rolled and Fell on Him• Please Join My Polycule• Reach Across This Counter and Beat Somebody's Ass• By the Way ... Necrophilia?• Or Any of Those Other Breastaurants• Mutualistic Opportunistic ManipulationRecorded March 6, 2026.

Also:• The Great Recycling Bin of Media and Culture• She's on the Couch Totally Knackered• 7th Graders Who Don't Know Jack F*** About Physics• Because Bryan is Mister Sun• Lie Down in a Pit of Dirt and Wait to Die• That Bog Most Certainly Stank Half to Hell• I'm Just a Bill, Up on Capitol Hill• This Sweet Old Marshmallowy Man• With a Little Bit of Hozier• He Starts Punching Buttons on My DashboardRecorded February 26, 2026.

Also:• Attentions Paid to His Buttshole• And I'm Soaking in It• For the Same Reason Whales Have Feet• Corn-Creating Symbiotic Animals• A G-Spot in a Most Surprising Place• Dogs Domesticated Us• Where He Meets a Talking Mattress• Spit Becomes a Slick Substance• From Your Own Loins Sprang the Object of Your Ire• We Are the Pancake PeopleRecorded February 19, 2026.

Also:• Strip Clubs, Arms Dealers, Consultants to ICE• They Fucked With the Chicken• I'm a Pretty Goddamn Fun Wedding Officiant• Half the Eyes are Full of Tears• An Unfortunate Thursday Evening in February• Deep Fry Some Oreos and a Stick of Butter• I Get to Have a Piece of Flea With Me• Without the Full Brunt of Federal Goons• A $17 Egg Sandwich, if You Like• Sent Into the Jungle With the MacheteRecorded February 6, 2026.

Also:• Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace• This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire• My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster• It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted• The Daydream-Like Reflections of a Man Full of Regret• Do They Order Pizza in Romania?• Shirts Unbuttoned to the Navel, Necklaces and Taco Meat• Look How Much They Hate Jews!• You Could Be Maori, You Could Be Sudanese• I've Seen People Pooping on the TrainRecorded January 22, 2026.

Also:• Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion• Outside of the Rare Fetishist• Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off• He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake• Would Somebody Just Give This Kid Some Valium?• When You've Got $30 Million to Smear• I Probably Wouldn't Tell You to Suck a Dick• Do We Have a Wheelchair? Do We Have a Vegan?• You'd Make an Excellent Walmart Greeter• Die Like a Whimper, My FriendRecorded January 16, 2026.

Also:• Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy• A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat• If I Had Pearls to Clutch ...• Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture• And Then Something Goes a Little Squiggly• Lying Dead Behind a Trash Dumpster• It's Supposed to be Jarring• Frank Comes Up When I'm Doing Mushrooms• The Latest Album by Chonkus• How About a Dutch Oven or a Dirty Sanchez?Recorded January 8, 2026.

Also:• Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries• Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees• He Distinctly Hears a Meow• The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms• It Would Trigger a Lunatic Rant• The Sociocultural Umami We All Swim In• So Screamingly Ephemeral• Just a Meat Market of Desperation• Sitting on Top of the Carburetor, Petrified• Who Stabs a 71-Year-Old Man?• Hairless and Blind, Chained to a MillRecorded December 11, 2025.

Also:• Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands?• A Moment of Needless Pedantry• Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy• A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips• You Can Hardly Hear Jack Shit• Bob Sink, a Funny Little Metaphor• Well Hung and a Good Hang• Can't Just Leave Blades in Barbicide• The Afflicted Die in Gruesome Ways• You End Up Eating Canned Dog FoodRecorded November 21, 2025.

Also:• What URL Do You Want on Your Gravestone?• Jesus Was a Zionist, Just Like Us• A Very Yeasty Pita Bread that Bounces• Knock Loose Your Proverbial Hanging Chad• A Children's Museum of Syphilis• I'm Not Sure Feet Were All That Disgusting• Bankrolled by Someone Dead for Almost a Decade• All of Us Got Dummy Drunk• We Descend From Pewter Workers• Go Eat Fattoush!Recorded November 14, 2025.

Also:• Where Women Grow and Men Chunder• I Like Spaffing My Refrigerator Full• Holy Shit, That Mosh Pit Was Intense• Mostly Due to the Spiders• I Don't Know Where They Get 8-Foot Salmon• Just Don't Go All Hutu-Tutsi on Each Other• Mormon-Family-Sized Quantities of Golden Grahams• I'm in it for the Tires• Spell That on the Telephone, Bitch!• Tardigrades in SpaceRecorded October 31, 2025.

Also:• In Somebody Else's Reality Distortion Field• Adventures in Radical Hospitality• Not Something the Coptics Would Be Accused Of• I Left That Little Cesspool• Neither Neurotic Obsessive Nor Douchebag• A Very Infectious Pitch• Grinding Self-Obsession and Self-Flagellation• When You Get Stuck in Right Field• In the Velvet-Lined Retrospective of It• Drive the Tent Peg Through His TempleRecorded October 24, 2025.

Also:• She Shut That Down With the Might of Zeus• Wanna Join My Polycule?• The Whole Family, Crammed Into One Shirt• It's the Jews!• A Very Nice Mutt Named Tyson• Along With Your Dumb Little Cheesy Burrito• Squeeze Him and Call Him George• His Gigantic Swollen Balloon-Like Head• She Does Love a Velvety Pit Bull• The First Red Flag is the Absence of Red FlagsRecorded October 17, 2025.

Also:• What People Screamed When They Opened Their Window• The Gardyloo You Must Not Ignore• Pour the Shit From Their Chamber Pots• Teensy Weensy Thai Girlfriends• A Smart Guy Really Good at Playing a Dumbshit• Slice Divots Into Their Foreheads• The Best Mahjong Player in Three Laundromats• As Good as the Defenestration of Prague• Mr. Rogers Hides His Vietnam Tattoos• Because I Hadn't Bathed in Three WeeksRecorded October 10, 2025.

Also:• Effectively Synonymous With Jumping the Shark• The Bible is Funny, Folks• Other Than a Few Weird Philosophers• The Recycled Entrails of the Internet's Detritus• He Had a Thing for Dominance Hierarchies• I'm Going to Torture Some Fellow Great Apes• Use the Rubble as Fertilizer• Catch Hell From Mrs. Dasenbrock • The Mexican Punitive Expedition• I Enjoy Having a Mostly Clean BrainRecorded October 2, 2025.

Also:• There Exists a Rational Fear of Chopsticks• I'm More of a Finger Food Kinda Guy• Your State of Benign Reclusiveness• What Does Bryan NOT Eat?• Trying to Figure Out Who's Hitler• Spoons and Shrieks of Rage• From Pickled Carrots to Giardiniera• Speaking of Genocide• I'm Always Curious How Despots Live• She Got a Baby Out of the DealRecorded September 26, 2025.

Also:• I'm Here to Accept the Mosquitoes• Word Salad You Could Write on a Refrigerator• A Difference as Large as Qualia Itself• Holy Shit, Can That Guy Slap• Lahaina Basically Got Burned to Death• The Sharps are Flatter and the Flats are Sharper• What Has He Done in His Sour Stupor?• Much to My Chagrin, I Started Noticing Bass Lines• Microtonal Christmas Work• White Chicks are Most Famous for ThisRecorded September 18, 2025.

Also:• Fits of Screaming, Wall-Punching, Apoplectic Rage• An Italian Substitute for the F Word• It's Not the Same Egg, and You're Not the Same Man• Umami, for the 747th Time• Did Anyone's Wife End Up Dead in This Story?• Swallowing 2TB Thumb Drives• The Succession of Old Farts That Replaced Him• A Black Hole That Will Stare Into Me• What Color are the Bears in Chile?• Borderline Mental Retardation, By Our StandardsRecorded September 12, 2025.

Also:• Disgusting and Glorious All at the Same Time• Donald in Bed With Satan• Might as Well Be Entertained By the Hissing and Popping• The Most Terrifying Land Predator Ever Conceived• You Can Hear Yourself Swallow• Beat That Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money• Sponge Bob, the Megalith of Viacom• That Very Strange, Awful, and Deeply Racist Man• Willing to Publicly Ridicule the President• That's a Nose-Worn GrindstoneRecorded September 8, 2025.

Also:• Get Past the Pleasantries and Proceed to Be Bored• Deng Xiaoping, Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and Frederick II Elector of Saxony• A Deep-Vein-Thrombosis Sort of Thing• Someday You Will Be Pushing Up Daisies as They Are• The Right Alignment of the Wrong Problems• Kind of Like "ButtNumbathon"• One Little Teensy Weensy Piece of Science Fiction• Lay Your Mitts on Me, Copper• The Least Interesting Guitar is Shred Guitar• She's Just Got Stinky Ears, Poor GirlRecorded August 22, 2025.

Also:• The Unfortunately Named Mr. Woodcock• It Was Either Suicide or Volcanoes• Dogbite Dan, Who Ran Your Parkour Class• Right Into My Dusty, Disgusting Camera• The Umpteen Gajillion Roberts in Your Ancestry• That's Been the Wallpaper of My Life• She'll be Singing Baritone Below Stevie Nicks• Hugging Pillows When You're High on Mushrooms• That's a Lot of Balls to Juggle• Unless You Count People From YorkshireRecorded August 7, 2025.

Also:• The Transformation of Personal Tragedy Into Collective Comedy• Belfastaghy Would Not Be as Confusing• The J-est J That Ever J'd• And Don't Ever Call Me an Accountant• Sit With Your Guidance Counselor and End Up Screwed Up• I Never Saw the Caramel Underbelly of Paul• Introvert Passes the Ball to Introvert• We Certainly Ate Our Share of Possum• Whatever Weird Artistic Homunculus You Become• It's Salvadoran-Vietnamese-AzerbaijaniRecorded August 1, 2025.

Also:• Put a Stop to the F***ing Chaos• Careening Off the Rails and Massively Top Heavy• On a Bit of a Religious Tear• That Bizarre, Creepy, Disgusting Whole Sequence• Get Henry Ford on the Phone• Husbands and Wives Drooling Over Each Other• Passionate About Other People's Crap• Buddhism is the Most Unreligious Religion• Turn the Entire Earth's Infrastructure to Rubble• And a Damn Fine Attorney, TooRecorded July 24, 2025.

Also:• My Cat's Name is Chanel Rosenblatt• It Was Fingernails On My Aesthetic Chalkboard• Also, an Order of Yak• Sounds Like a Drum Fill, or Someone Falling Down the Stairs• The Penguin Shows Up in Overalls• I'd Say Root Beer is a Pretty Spectacular Invention• Get the Podium Off the Guy's Ribcage• The Most Xi'An-Ass Place You Could Find• I Have to Sit and Marinate in This• Some of Them Looked Like HedgehogsRecorded July 15, 2025.

Also:• Ascending Tier Lists of Either Clumsy or Homicidal People• Ruin the Masterpiece Retroactively• The Spanish Almost-Quasi-Fantasy-Horror• Are You Going to Tell George No?• I Should Name My Son "Fassbender"• Jesus of Nazareth is Your Cat• Countries That Allow Assassination• If They Find You Supping in Your House• Rats Chew Off Your Body Parts While You Sleep• Crushed, in at Least a Temporal SenseRecorded July 11, 2025.

Also:• Stunning, Horrifying, and Excellent• Heteronormative Homosocial Posturing• A Large Screwdriver Fished Out of His Colon• Military Men Confess Their Sins• Pepe the Horny Frenchman• When You Feel Like Making a Booty Call• Fish Stink From the Head Down• He Drinks a Whiskey Drink, He Drinks a Vodka Drink• Henry Kissinger Finally Dies• Grandma's Spectacular PancakesRecorded July 4, 2025.

Also:• It Rained Orange Juice and Froze Overnight• Every Audiophile's Wet Dream• They Tumble Through the Cheese Cloth Pretty Fast• The Hour of Sleep You Get After You Pee• It's Like Trying to Schedule Sex• Libidos, and How Autistic You Both Are• I'll Be Back on a Horse• Show Up to School Without Pants On• Fresh, Minty Jet Spray Wash for the Inside of My Brain• You'd Be Playing Your Harp to a CowRecorded June 26, 2025.

Also:• At Peak Manic Right Now• Let's Talk About What Meds You're On• GenXers are More Wizened• The Breathless Excitement of Sex in a Barn• Raised on Hose Water and Neglect• Yes, They're Just a Cesspool of Horny• Rabbit Trails Exploding Across the Transom• Hippies So Hairy and Dirty They Look Like Wookies• Huffing VHS Cleaner• Afrikaans is Just Twisted, Convoluted DutchRecorded June 19, 2025.

Also:• Five Minutes in and We're Several Faux Pas Deep• Having Pabulum Infused Directly Into My Veins• I'm Rot Maxing Today• He Spelled His Name "Hen3ry"• I Have a Dirty Penguin Joke at Some Point• For All I Know You Could be Naked• Full Body Armor and a Kalashnikov Were a Daily Thing• It Looks Like You Blew a Seal• The Most Irish Euphemism for Bombings and Retaliatory Massacres• That Rules Out a Lot of Very Confused LutheransRecorded June 11, 2025.

Also:• I Hang Out With Weirdos, Not Creeps• My Eyes are Tired, As is My Soul, But Yet I Frolic• Literally Carrying Buckets of Piss and Shit• Almost Like a Kind of Radar• Ever Go to Those Swinger Parties Where Everyone Puts Their Keys in a Bowl?• Norovirus, or Other Such Explosive Afflictions• Did You Interact With a Boob Today?• Task Failed Successfully!• We All Poop, Except the Queen• Your Father Was Conceived at YellowstoneRecorded May 29, 2025.

Also:• Aardvark, Van der Kaamp, Beethoven, Roosevelt, Ruurlo• I Was a Ho, Bryan• Funny How White These Schools Were• What Generation of Communist Sympathizers are They Raising?• I Oughta Kick Your Ass Right Up Between Your Eyeballs• We Have Local Blast Chambers• The Booty Was Called, the Booty Responded• He's a Filthy, Greasy Rat Bag, and Kind of a Pervert• Hank and His Kleptomaniacal Wife• Lead and Methamphetamine in Their Rice KrispiesRecorded May 23, 2025.

Also:• Easily the Most Petty Version of Nebraska Behavior• Hiding Behind the Piano, Sobbing• With the Jawbone of a Donkey, Heaps Upon Heaps• It's Up There With Lemon-Scented Contacts• A Minimum of Three Genocides• He's a Cuz Nuzzler• Bilhah and Zilpah Get the Shaft Coming and Going• We're Going Back to Mud Huts, Folks• It Danced Out of His Brain Like a Wood Sprite• I've Become Basically BuddhistRecorded May 9, 2025.

Also:• Judges is an Adorably Problematic Book• Unwilling to Tear Open Your Friend's Chest Cavity• Feelin' Pretty Fucking Unappreciated, Al• It's a Manifestation of the Infinite Microculture• I Can Finally Bring Out My White Pumps• You Know This Was a Sexual Audition, Right?• Put in in February, Like the Icelanders Do• The Accumulation of Stupid Questions Into a Cluster Calhoun• Another Day in the Hemo-Necrocracy• Trying to Figure Out What the Hell Easter IsRecorded May 2, 2025.

Also:• Wearing a Sandwich Board in Front of a Del Taco• Not the Least Interested in Cocaine Right Now• Mow My Lawn Menacingly• Where the Hell You Came Up With Iron Ore• Oh, There's No End of Whimsy• A Mishmash of Fabrications and Paranoid Fantasies• Diving Headfirst Into the Quicksand• The Most Gay I've Ever Felt in My Entire Life• Your Very Own Personal Zapruder• A Triangle From Your Throat to Your NipplesRecorded April 17, 2025.

Also:• Speaking as an Amateur Body Builder With Truly Middling Results• It Doesn't, as Far as I Know, Creep Anyone Out• Five Beats or Three Dry Swallows• Did Somebody Poop During This Session?• Inviting Myself Into That Big Giant Cornucopia• Throw 5-Year-Olds Off a 10-Story Building• Izzy's Glizzy Party• Long Stretches of "Kitty Cat in Extreme Peril"• God Bless Those Baltic Animators• Jousting With Their Balloon-Animal PenisesRecorded April 11, 2025.

Also:• A Bromance Between a Robot and a Dog• Of Course It's a Werewolf Thing• Once You've Discovered a Japanese Toilet• Hey Everybody, My Just Dad Died!• That's an Expensive and Dangerous Philosophy• The Fact That I Have Nipples• Leaking Gasoline and Melted Crayons• The Maori Eat Each Other• Sit in a Chair and Watch the Emperor Sleep• You Can't Call Us "Bitch"Recorded April 3, 2025.

Also:• Penis Envy is a Hot Tub Time Machine• My Negative Harumphy Vibes• An Epistemologist Feeling a Little Cantankerous• Was it the Tip or the Shaft?• A Teaspoon's Dollop of the Blue Honey• The Substance Tolerance of a 93-Pound Vietnamese Girl• My 6th Erectile Dysfunction Test This Week• Rapid Onset Ego Death• Surely There are Witch Doctors in London• I Can Barely Stand Ezra KleinRecorded March 28, 2025.