Almost Positive Ep. 3 - Two Knuckles Deep
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This week the guys get into the letter Donald Trump sent every American that got Stimulus money, and why it was translated in Spanish on the back. They also get into the strange decisions one has to make when in positions of power and how things become less black and white. In Destination Unknown we learn proper rectal hygiene from Cardi B, how to transport cadavers in lieu of a refrigerated truck, and we learn about Portland drive-through strip clubs. In the news the gentlemen Talk about Joe Biden’s apparent speech impediment. In a surprising turn of events it comes to light that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un might be alive. In Texas News we learn that The Netflix Waco show made Van Rollington cry, and they also find out that Alex Jones is planning on eating his neighbors. Canadians have their guns taken away after mass shootings and Amazon workers demand dignity, however this might interfere with timely deliveries, which is unacceptable. The show closes with an inspirational story about a house party in Chicago that refused to let the virus keep them from bouncing and breaking their backs.
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The gentle men talk about how many knuckles deep one has to go for proper rectal hygiene, what color crabs are and they issue an apology for past indiscretions.
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