AMERICA IS AN ACTION FILM COP WHO'S TWO DAYS FROM RETIRING

Though the calendar says it's a new year, our stubby national nightmare still has a few weeks to go and it looks like the members of Cult 45 are making a ridiculous effort to extend his tenure for another four years. Will the center hold? Is America doomed to repeat its mistakes because it failed history? Is "WW84" actually any good? Cognitive Dissidents Cat Alvarado, "The Black Voice of Reason" Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson have some answers with your weekly dose of newsy infotainment! GET DOSED!!!