America Reelected Trumpy Trout

This is episode 49 of the WET Podcast.THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_______________________00:00:00 - This Week on WET...00:01:27 - The best part about Texas...00:02:47 - ...is Tejas Tonic! (*not a paid ad*)00:08:56 - The WET Commandments00:11:28 - Fidget Spinner Helicopter00:13:30 - Forgetting why you walked in a room00:14:38 - Wolfgang Blitzer breaks down the election results00:22:49 - Phillip's Dino of the Week (Markus forgot)00:26:01 - Trumpy Trout is a real product00:27:47 - Justin's Meltdown of the Week00:30:38 - Mr. Beast but he's Mr. Bean00:37:33 - Children should not be allowed near things with wheels00:41:15 - 8th grade relationship troubles00:44:43 - Hot Girl Breath00:47:18 - Breaking up with someone after their dad dies00:49:11 - Being an alcoholic in LA is expensive00:51:09 - Justin's Journal 10: G-Easy and scaring trick-or-treaters00:57:10 - Sub to Justin's new YouTube!!00:57:59 - McDonald's may now legally fix its broken ice cream machines00:59:11 - Sitting down at restaurants 30min before close01:05:52 - Bearded baby Markus01:08:31 - Justin's mom roasted him with Christmas ornaments01:10:44 - Shouting out our biggest fans01:13:57 - We're past our prime01:16:14 - NFL Blitz was a wild game01:20:27 - We may have ruined our first collab content01:22:07 - We're almost at the 1yr anniversary of the pod!_______________________Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/