%&@# no! Do you know what my life is like? Apparently not...

How long did you think it would take me to drill down the available conspiracy theories I've concocted to explain away my current-cross-life energy suckages? Turns out 10-17 days was the answer here so the smart money landed there - in the 10-17 day futures bet. Well hold on now... the smart money landed on "next day/last week" since that's the real story of what happened here... ... but why rehash old crapola eh Canada? I do apologize for the 49 seconds of time wasted thanks to the cat making an unwelcomed catmeo. Yep... it was that unwelcomed. Or should I say Frankie apologizes for that deflating moment of recorded nothingness, doing so from the 2nd bedroom where she's currently in isolated lockup allowing me the freedom and lack of distraction necessary to type a run-on sentence of this proportion - so much time have I to indulge that I have also chosen to indulge within that in fact she has now begun working the underneath gap between the floor and my 2nd bedroom/home office/cat prison door trying to break free. My oh my! Let's all take a breath and then... say it with me now: "Boy oh boy do I ever loathe cats!"... and ... Nobody wastes 49 seconds of your time like me.... and ... my pussy kat. octopical Episode 32 of 53