Apple Logic 101 🍎

Send us Fan MailApple Logic 101 🍎Welcome to Apple Logic 101, where we expose all the irrational thoughts, unnecessary anxieties, and oddly specific pet peeves that make perfect sense… at least in our heads.This week, we’re diving into the things that instantly send us into a silent spiral: making sure everyone gets an equal number of oysters, calculating dip-to-person ratios like we’re solving advanced algebra, and wondering why people who “aren’t that hungry” always end up eating half the table.We also discuss the panic of double dippers, self-appointed rule enforcers in public, people who park themselves right next to you at the gym despite 47 open machines, and the race to beat strangers to the return line before they unload their entire trunk.Tiffany shares her ongoing battle with the relentless TJ Maxx credit card pitch, her frozen yogurt sample scandal, and why somehow all the exciting drama happens exactly 10 minutes after she leaves an event.Plus, we tackle the Irish Goodbye, the horror of being compared to people you don’t even like, and other completely ridiculous things that somehow live rent-free in our brains.If you’ve ever found yourself mentally dividing appetizers, judging line strategy, or getting irrationally annoyed by something that shouldn’t matter, congratulations… you may already have a degree in Apple Logic.