The Shit Apple Podcast

Send us Fan MailWelcome to the most wildly entertaining world-building exercise you didn’t know you needed. In this episode, we crown ourselves the slightly unwell, highly opinionated dictators of our own fictional country… and the laws? Immediate madness with a sprinkle of common sense.We’re talking strict enforcement of turn signals (miss one and say goodbye to that little finger 👋), relocating the Super Bowl to Saturdays where it belongs, and officially moving Halloween to the last Saturday of October so it always falls on a weekend. Public displays of affection? Absolutely not. Keep it moving. And while beauty is required (sorry, we didn’t make the rules… wait, we did), filters and catfishing are banned. If you’re gonna serve face, it better be your actual face.Meanwhile, Shelley reveals she may already be living her dictator fantasy, considering her water glass never stays empty and her “citizens” somehow know when to refill it without being asked. Coincidence? We think not.It’s petty. It’s aggressive. It’s wildly unrealistic. And honestly… some of these laws might improve society.Tune in and find out if you’d survive in our country or get exiled immediately.

Send us Fan MailSomewhere between the airport security line and the gas pump, society quietly agreed on a set of unspoken rules… and yet, here we are. This week, we’re unpacking the chaos of people acting like they just arrived on Earth five minutes ago. Shoes off at TSA? A mystery. Credit card at the ready in the checkout line? Revolutionary concept. Pumping gas without a full-blown identity crisis? Apparently too much to ask.We spiral into the everyday moments that make you question everything, from the slow-motion shuffle of unprepared shoppers to kids suddenly “on their deathbed” when it’s time for school. (Spoiler: unless you’re actively fading into the light, you’re going.)It’s a mix of petty grievances, relatable rants, and the kind of brutally honest commentary that lives rent-free in your head but maybe shouldn’t leave your mouth… except here, it absolutely does.Press play, feel seen, and for the love of all things efficient… don’t act brand new.

Send us Fan MailDirty Little Brains 🧠✨Welcome to the group chat inside your head… the one that should absolutely never be shared out loud. This episode is all about those thoughts that pop in uninvited and really should’ve stayed put. You know the ones—judging a meal someone made for you while smiling politely, imagining completely unhinged “what if” scenarios, or mentally playing out alternate lives with people you definitely shouldn’t be picturing yourself with.We go there. All the way there.From intrusive thoughts that make you question yourself, to wondering what people look like naked—and not the hot ones, the oddly shaped ones your brain had no business picturing—we’re saying everything you’re thinking but would never admit. It’s chaotic, it’s inappropriate, and it’s way too honest.At the end of the day, some thoughts are meant to stay locked in your brain… but unfortunately for everyone, we brought ours to the mic. 🎙️

Send us Fan MailThis week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re sharing our personal “pro tips”—the life hacks we’ve picked up through experience, trial and error, and a little bit of chaos. From why you should never assume someone is pregnant, to our belief that most problems can be solved with water or sleep, we cover the practical, the petty, and the slightly questionable. We also get into getting what you want (even when your spouse says no), avoiding things you don’t want to do, and why you should stop saving things for “someday” and just use them now. It’s equal parts real-life advice and laugh-out-loud moments… take what you need and leave the rest.

Send us Fan MailWe’re back in the studio and immediately choosing chaos. This episode is all about the little things people do on purpose just to watch someone lose their mind… and apparently everyone in our lives knows exactly which buttons to push.Shelley gets rage-baited at the dentist when someone tells her her designer bag looks like it came from TJ Maxx. No poo spray in the bathroom? Mirrors may not survive. She does NOT believe in seven years bad luck, so don’t test her.Also on the list of crimes:cutting baked goods the wrong direction to steal the best piece, taking the end corner of the lasagna, eating all the pie crust off the pie, baby-talking to someone who is already mad, or chewing on ice on purpose just to watch your spouse spiral. Yes… some people live for the reaction.We also get into the art of funny rage bait — like telling someone “eyes up here” when they weren’t even looking, talking to people while staring at your phone, or doing that one thing you KNOW will set them off.If you’ve ever been rage baited, rage baited someone else, or married someone who does it for sport… this episode is for you.

Send us Fan MailThis week we’re getting Mixed Up with Jason Asher. 🍸Jason is one of the most creative minds in the cocktail world and a Phoenix hospitality veteran with more than two decades in the industry. After studying culinary arts and building a reputation for bold, technique-driven cocktails, he went on to help create some of the Valley’s most immersive bar concepts and has been recognized nationally for his innovative approach to mixology.In this episode we talk about where Jason’s from, how culinary school shaped his path, and how he turned cocktails into “cocktail theatre” — creating drinks that are as much about experience and storytelling as they are about flavor.We also get into what’s next for him, including his upcoming concept Hornbill, a modern Southeast Asian–inspired cocktail lounge featuring dim sum-style dishes and inventive cocktails. The new spot is set to open at Indian School and 36th Street, bringing flavors and inspiration from places like Singapore’s vibrant cocktail scene!!Grab a drink and join us as we get a little mixed up with Jason Asher.

Send us Fan MailSome people wake up ready for the day. We wake up already side-eyeing it.This week we explore the fine art of being pre-annoyed… irritated in advance, bothered before the bother, emotionally buffering before the Wi-Fi even drops.Why does the sound of the garage door trigger a full internal monologue?Why does “I’m hungry” land like a personal accusation?Why do people say, “I gotta question…” and then pause like they’re building suspense for a Netflix docuseries? Just ask it. Rip the Band-Aid.We also unpack:The aggressive “…or?” follow-up like we missed an invisible option.People who confidently narrate your life back to you.Line crowders who believe breathing on your neck builds community.And Diana declaring 7 PM dinner plans legally late. Seven. PM. The sun is still clocked in.It’s petty psychology. It’s household chaos. It’s three women admitting we sometimes live in a constant state of pre-irritation for absolutely no reason… and also for very valid reasons.If you’ve ever been annoyed before anything technically happened, this one’s for you.Listen now, rate, review, follow, and send it to the person who says “I gotta question…” and then forgets it mid-sentence.

Send us Fan MailHappy One Year, Shit Apples!!In this anniversary episode, we roll out the glittery red carpet for our very first annual Shitties Award Ceremony. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds. We hand out completely unhinged awards to ourselves, relive the chaos, and crown the moments that made us laugh the hardest, cringe the deepest, and text each other “should we cut that?” (We didn’t.)We rewind to how this whole thing started, the spark, the late night talks, the “should we actually do this?” energy and how far we’ve come. We give flowers where they’re due, especially to Stephanie, because none of this wild, beautiful ride happens without her.Then, for the first time ever, the woman behind the camera steps into the chair. The mystery. The magic. The steady hand guiding the madness. We finally sit down with the queen of behind-the-scenes and get her perspective on how this all began and what it’s been like helping wrangle three women with microphones and zero filters.And to close it all out, Shelley delivers a toast that feels like clinking champagne glasses under a disco ball made of good luck and bold dreams. ✨🥂One year down. Bigger laughs ahead.Thank you for being part of our orchard. 

Send us Fan MailThis week we take aim at Valentine’s Day — not love itself, just the commercialized circus around it. We’re joined by our special guest Alicia Gayman, owner of Peace Love and Hair Salon in Scottsdale, who shares her jaw-dropping story that started like a fairytale and quickly turned into a full-blown nightmare. What she went through is shocking, eye-opening, and a powerful reminder to trust your gut.After that, we get into our full Valentine’s Day rant: why we think it’s a manufactured holiday, why a single long-stem rose feels ridiculous, and why going out to dinner on February 14 is overpriced chaos. We break down all the things that make us roll our eyes — the pressure, the expectations, and the performative romance.But true to our vibe, this isn’t a bash-love episode. Now that Alicia is on the other side of her experience, we ask her what she’s looking for in a partner — and discover that she’s still very much open to love! It’s honest, funny, a little messy, and surprisingly hopeful — with plenty of side-eye for Cupid along the way.

Send us Fan MailThis week on “Girl Math Made Me Subscribe,” The Shit Apple Podcast dives headfirst into the wild, slippery waters of subscriptions. From the absolutely necessary to the utterly unhinged, the three of us tally up what we’re paying for, what we forgot we signed up for, and what we will die on a hill defending. Shelley introduces us to her digital hall monitor Rocket Money, which lovingly exposes every charge while she calmly refuses to break up with any of them.We travel back in time to when subscriptions meant newspapers on your doorstep, magazines in your mailbox, and cassette tapes arriving like little plastic promises of joy. Then we rocket forward to today’s ecosystem of streaming services, fitness apps, sleep trackers, and sneaky “free trials” that pounce on your credit card like a glittery trap.Along the way, we unpack all the psychological tricks companies use to rope you in, why canceling feels harder than breaking a blood oath, and why auto-renew might be the most chaotic invention of modern life.Grab your receipts, clutch your wallet, and join us for an episode that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe finally look at that credit card statement with fresh eyes 💸✨

Send us Fan Mail✨ Bougie Behavior Unlocked ✨In this episode, we fully embrace the things we’ve become unapologetically high-maintenance about. From refusing to rent the wrong color car, demanding keyless entry like civilized people, and insisting on organic everything, to only using top-notch cookware, skipping lines, enduring terrible concert seats, or staying in crusty hotels with that suspicious bedspread.We’re calling ourselves out. Loudly.Plus, we read a listener’s “You Know What I Hate!” because nothing bonds people like shared petty grievances.If your standards have risen and your patience has vanished, this one’s for you. 🎧✨

Send us Fan MailWelcome to a support group where no one wants support, only witnesses. 👀This week we’re confessing every tiny, unhinged, accidental and extremely intentional way people beg for attention… starting with ourselves, because obviously.We roast Shelley for fully believing she’s famous now that a handful of people recognize her voice from the podcast. We admit the loudest truth of all: starting a podcast is basically Attention Seeking Level One. Diana claims she was “recognized” at Costco… until we uncover it was actually Tiffany’s dad, Bruce.From people who sneeze seventeen times in a row at IMAX volume, to adults who dramatically request a straw, to loud vomiting that somehow needs an audience… nothing is safe. We spiral through vocal fry, fake accents, plastic surgery as a personality trait, needing a receipt for a pack of gum, and much more!!If you’ve ever wondered “was that necessary?” this episode is for you.No anonymity. No shame. Just attention. Lots of it. 🎤🍎

Send us Fan MailWhy are some people perfectly fine leaving life messy… while others need a label for every spice, book, and snack?In this episode, we dive into Type A vs Type B personalities. Shelley is the ultimate Type B—laid-back, go-with-the-flow energy—while Tiffany and Diana are full-on Type A, organizing spice racks, saving food like it’s a national sport, and taking banana bread potential very seriously. Things get weirdly competitive when it comes to who actually follows through with those “save the brown bananas” promises… and who doesn’t.We laugh, we judge (a little), and we explore the hilarious tension that happens when Type A energy meets Type B chill.Expect relatable chaos, tiny domestic battles, and plenty of Shit Apple behavior🍎

Send us Fan MailWe missed you guys—like, a lot—and we’re finally back 🎉 After a great (and slightly chaotic) holiday season, we’re catching up, ringing in the New Year, and hoping yours was just as good. Happy New Year to all of our listeners… we missed you terribly.In today’s episode, we’re talking all things New Year’s: parties, traditions, how our holidays actually went, our own New Year’s resolutions (take those lightly), and what we think other people’s resolutions should be. Plus, Shelley comes in hot with her opinions on what each of us should change about ourselves in the New Year… whether we asked or not.Same us. New year. Let’s go. 🍎✨

Send us Fan MailPour the cocoa (or the wine) and cozy up because it’s time for A Very Shit Apple Christmas 🎄🍷In this holiday episode, we’re talking all things Christmas — from the hottest gifts of the season and the family traditions we swear by, to settling the ultimate debate: what is the best Christmas movie of all time?We’re also sharing our favorite Christmas songs, holiday opinions no one asked for, and plenty of stories in between to keep you laughing all the way through the season. Whether you’re wrapping gifts, hiding from your relatives, or just need a break from the chaos, this episode is your perfect soundtrack to the holidays.Press play, get comfy, and spend Christmas with The Shit Apple Podcast 🎧✨

Send us Fan MailThey say karma takes care of everything… but we’re still refreshing the page. 👀In this episode, we confess all the pettiest, most dramatic revenge fantasies we’ve ever had — from imaginary chaos in someone’s pristine closet to the wild urge to “accidentally” ruin a perfectly clean car. Do we act on these ideas? Absolutely not. Do we mentally rehearse them in HD? Every single day.We talk about the long-standing grudges, the people who earned a permanent spot on our mental “no-fly list,” and whether karma actually works… or if she’s just on a very long coffee break. Spoiler: we might threaten revenge, but most of the time we choose healing, growth, and letting the universe handle our enemies. Mostly.If you’ve ever smiled sweetly while plotting revenge in your head, this one’s for you.

Send us Fan MailThis week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re asking the most important question of our generation: is it actually style… or are we all just in deep, DEEP denial?From shoes to manicures to whether Teslas are still “cool,” we’re diving into the ins, outs, and absolute WHAT ARE WE DOING of current trends. We go rapid-fire through everything—from Vans vs Converse, Hydros vs Stanleys, silver vs gold, and why everyone suddenly decided wired headphones are “in” again.Buckle up—everything is up for judgment.

Send us Fan MailEver get advice you didn’t ask for? Yeah… us too. This week on Bad-Vice, we’re unpacking all the “helpful” tips people have thrown our way, the advice Diana’s been dishing out for years, and the questionable choices that made everyone else think they should chime in. Some of it was genius. Some of it? Pure chaos.And then there’s Diana — or as we like to call her, Diana Lama the Wise — always ready to turn our disasters into “teachable moments.” From her life lessons to our bad decisions, we’re rating it all: the good, the bad, and the downright unhinged advice that’s shaped us along the way.

Send us Fan MailThis week, we’re diving headfirst into our obsessions — the ones that make us happy, the ones that make no sense, and the ones that might need professional intervention. Shelley’s dog Swig officially runs the show (and her entire life), Diana’s chasing her sleep score like it’s an Olympic sport, and Tiffany’s counting protein like it’s a religion. We also talk makeup, vacuums that make us feel things we shouldn’t, and our weirdly close relationship with ChatGPT. Basically, if it can be obsessed over — we’re in deep.

Send us Fan MailIt’s Halloween, and things are getting weird… and maybe a little murderous. We talk our favorite candy (because sugar is survival), our questionable Ouija board experiment, and the ghost stories that still give us chills. Plus, we tackle the age-old question: when are you too old to trick-or-treat?And if you thought that was enough chaos, Shelley casually drops the ultimate horror story — she’s run into a couple of serial killers in real life. Yep. Candy, creepy encounters, and murder-adjacent stories… it’s all here. Grab a drink, a full-size candy bar, and join us for a night of spooky confessions and bad decisions.

Send us Fan MailThis week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re going full hoarder status. It all starts with Shelley’s purse — a bottomless pit of chaos that could rival a CVS aisle — and spirals into a confessional about all the weird crap we’ve ever collected. From childhood Dreamsicles and baseball cards to Shelley’s mom’s luxury porcelain clowns, no collection is safe. And just when you think we’ve hit peak weird? Tiffany drops the bomb that she’s kept every single one of her kids’ teeth. 🦷 Buckle up, because this episode is part nostalgia, part therapy, and 100% chaos.

Send us Fan MailWe’re turning up the heat this week with Chef Peter McQuaid—three-time Chopped Champion, “Spin It to Win It” Grand Champion, Beat Bobby Flay alum, Battle of the Decades finalist, and James Beard Award winner.He’s cooked at Eleven Madison Park, Sanctuary, Cala, and now leads the kitchen as Executive Chef at The Americano—but can he handle us for an hour?We dig into everything from how he caught the culinary bug to what really happens behind the scenes of “Chopped.” Then things heat up when we hit him with our signature chaos—drinking games, petty hills, and way-too-personal questions that have nothing to do with food. Tune in for laughs, secrets, and a side of spice as we stir the pot with our homie, Chef Peter McQuaid.

Send us Fan MailThis week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re fessing up to our life of “crime” (and a whole lot of lies) 🤫😂. From Shelley swiping Chipotle silverware and stuffing her kids in front of her like a decoy, missing rings at SeaWorld, hotel towel smuggling, sneaking full-on snacks into the movie theater, and even passing kids off as younger to score cheaper tickets at amusement parks… we’re spilling ALL the dirt.Are we criminals? Maybe not. Are we shameless? Absolutely. Grab your popcorn (or sneak it in—we won’t judge) and buckle up for Crimes and Lies.

Send us Fan MailSome things in life are just non-negotiable. In this episode, we climb the petty hills we absolutely refuse to budge on—from men in tank tops, flip flops, or Speedos (nope, not okay) to the eternal debate over which way the toilet paper roll should go. We also tackle why men and women usually can’t just be friends(someone is usually crushing), the death of Christmas matching plaid-and-jeans family photos, the horror of spitting gum on the ground, and more ridiculous—but very real—life frustrations. Join us as we passionately argue, laugh, and unapologetically stake our claims on the hills that matter most.

Send us Fan MailThis week, the Shit Apple ladies saddle up with none other than Ray Herndon—singer, songwriter, accomplished musician, and the heart behind Scottsdale’s legendary Handlebar J Restaurant & Bar. From touring the world to holding down a hometown honky-tonk that’s seen it all, Ray brings the stories, the laughs, and a whole lotta country charm. We dig into the music, the mayhem, and the memories that make him a true Arizona icon. Grab your boots (and maybe a margarita), because this ain’t our first rodeo—but it just might be the most fun one yet.

Send us Fan MailSome people flex money, cars, or vacations… but others? They flex about things like never being dumped, not drinking soda, having the biggest head (literally), or even claiming their feet don’t smell. 🤔 In this episode, the Shit Apple Gang dives into the world of weird flexes—from travel bragging to “I don’t have tattoos” energy. But where’s the line? Is it just quirky confidence or does it cross into toxic territory?Tune in for laughs, side-eye moments, and our unfiltered takes on the strangest humble brags we’ve ever heard.

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of The Shit Apple Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Karens. First, we break down what exactly makes someone a “Karen” and explore the different names given to their male counterparts. From there, Shelley and Diana share their own laugh-out-loud Karen moments—whether it’s while traveling, dining out, or just navigating everyday situations where tempers flare and patience runs thin.To top it all off, we play a round of “You Might Be a Karen If…”—a hilarious game that hits a little too close to home—and officially crown the Queen of All Karens.

Send us Fan MailFrom trick knees that pop louder than bubble wrap to bedtime routines that require more steps than a skincare influencer, we’re officially in the “back in my day” era. In this episode, we laugh (and groan) about all the little signs of aging—aching backs, hating when stores move the aisles, telling kids how easy they have it, and the complicated rituals we now call “getting ready for bed.” Getting older might come with its creaks and complaints, but it also comes with great stories—and we’ve got plenty.

Send us Fan MailThis week, The Shit Apple girls are calling B.S. on every ‘truth’ our parents (and their parents) swore by. From Shelley’s lifelong fear of catching warts from frogs 🐸, to the purse-on-the-floor = instant poverty curse, we’re diving deep into the superstitions and old wives’ tales that shaped our childhoods. We’re talking broken mirrors, shoes on tables, caffeine stunting your growth, and other warnings we either still secretly believe… or found out were total crap as adults. Knock on wood before you listen — just in case.

Send us Fan MailThis week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we go full tinfoil hat as we dive into conspiracy theories, ask Chef Beau Mac some rapid-fire (and totally ridiculous) questions, and let the silliness fly. This episode is lit!! Juicy Celeb gossip and new concepts Beau has coming out soon! Of course, we also get the scoop on Bar Brawl—his high-energy summer cocktail showdown—back for its 7th year at the reverse speakeasy Tell Your Friends, hidden beneath The Americano. Catch the madness every Sunday in August. Come for the conspiracies, stay for the cocktails.

Send us Fan MailThis week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we sit down with the legendary Chef Beau Mac for a ride through his wild and inspiring journey. From the moment he met Tiffany, to the gritty kitchens where he cut his teeth, Beau shares stories of what it really took to rise through the ranks—from nightmare chefs to nights that ended in bar brawls.We also dive into his infamous program that has run for 7 years in a row: Bar Brawl!! A weekly competition every Sunday in August at 7:30pm at his reverse speakeasy Tell Your Friends(TYF)!! It’s an epic showdown, where the best bartenders go head to head!! Come join us! We’ll be there!!We laughed our butts off and had the best time—this one’s full of heart, hustle, and stories you won’t forget.

Send us Fan MailSeason 2 is here, and we’re back from our sweaty, chaotic, ice-cube-deprived summer breaks! In this episode, we recap what we’ve been up to — including Diana’s European adventures where she bravely survived without air conditioning, ice, or proper Diet Coke. We introduce a brand new game: The Mommy Margarita Meter, where we rate real-life summer scenarios on a scale of 1 to 5 margaritas — based solely on how badly you’d need a drink after enduring them. Spoiler: Some of these rank high. Plus, we tease a BIG announcement coming in our next episode that you won’t want to miss.The shit is back, and so are we.

Send us Fan MailWhat would you tell a real friend? This week, we’re breaking down the fine line between being a loyal bestie and minding your damn business. We play a game of “Would You Tell Her?” where we face messy friendship scenarios — like spotting her kid on social media behind her back, catching her man out on a date, or realizing her teen is dressed for a Vegas residency. 👀We also get real about the friendships we’ve had to walk away from and how to spot the difference between a real one and a red flag with lashes. It’s part therapy, part chaos, all truth.

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, we sit down with hairstylist and founder of Suniful, Amy Silkman. With over 23 years behind the chair, Amy shares her journey in the beauty industry, how she and Tiffany first met, and the powerful reason she created Suniful after two close friends were diagnosed with scalp cancer.We also play some hair-themed games and answer all your hair care questions. From split ends to sunburned parts, nothing is off limits. Grab your dry shampoo and press play.

Send us Fan MailAre we judging… or are we just a little bit jealous? In this brutally honest (and probably petty) game, we call out everyday scenarios—from sky-high heels at the pool to braggy vacation posts, obnoxious gym talkers, and eyelash extensions that double as ceiling fans. New cars? Designer bags? Over-the-top PTA moms? No one is safe. We decide if we secretly want what they have… or if we’re just side-eyeing from the sidelines. Play along and prepare to question your own motives.

Send us Fan MailAliens? Definitely. Bigfoot? Probably. Stevie Wonder? We have questions. This week, we spiral into some of the most unhinged conspiracy theories we kinda-sorta believe — including the Princess Diana cover-up, the eerie Mattress Firm situation, and whatever the hell happened to Amelia Earhart. It’s unresearched, unverified, and completely unserious… just how we like it.🔍 Tune in and prepare to question everything.

Send us Fan MailIn the conclusion of our two-part psychic experience, Elyse Ann wraps up our readings and answers the final questions we’ve been dying to ask. After she leaves, we unpack everything—our honest reactions, what hit hard, what surprised us, and how this reading compares to others we’ve had in the past.Whether you’re a total skeptic or fully into the woo, this finale has a little bit of insight, a little bit of reflection, and a whole lot of laughs.

Send us Fan MailOur first-ever guest is a literal bridge to the unseen — meet psychic Elyse Ann! With 23 years of experience and a heart full of wisdom, she gives Tiffany, Diana, and Shelley live readings, spills cosmic tea, and helps us make sense of life’s chaos (well… sort of). From intuitive hits to unexpected emotions, it’s a wild ride full of laughs, insight, and a few goosebumps.Whether you’re a full-on crystal queen or just psychic-curious, this episode is your sign. Tune in and let’s get a little metaphysical.

Send us Fan MailEver been to a Beach Boys concert that turned out to be a cult meetup? We have. This week, we’re swapping stories of accidental cult run-ins, MLMs we reluctantly bought into, and how the PTA might just be the most socially acceptable cult out there. And because we clearly have what it takes, we’re starting our own cult—there will be free gifts, good snacks, and 90s gangsta rap!

Send us Fan MailStrap in, because this episode swerves all over the damn road. We’re calling out the nose-pickers who think tinted windows make them invisible, the clowns who treat merging like a bloodsport, and the pedestrians who apparently have a death wish. We show some love to the real kings and queens of the highway — truck drivers — because without them, the roads (and our lives) would be way worse. Plus, Diana walks us through her impressive history of car accidents — spoiler alert: it’s a lot. Chaos, complaints, and questionable confessions ahead. Honk if you’re ready.

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, we go all in—no filters, no apologies. We’re spilling our most unpopular opinions, from the beloved artists we can’t stand to book-to-movie adaptations that made us rage (or rejoice). We dive into the beautiful chaos of sci-fi obsessions, trash some fast food favorites, and serve up the hot takes that will either make you nod in agreement or scream into the void. But don’t worry, we’re not totally dead inside—we end on a sweet note with “you know what I love…” Come for the controversy, stay for the chaos.

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, we’re coming for the “my kid would never” crowd—and honestly, it’s overdue. We’re talking real accountability: not the Instagram-inspo kind, but the kind where you actually check yourself before raising a future asshole. From calling out your own BS to side-eyeing those “free-range” parents whose kids are running feral at brunch, we’re saying the quiet parts out loud. Warning: if you’re easily offended, this might not be your episode… but if you’re ready for some spicy truth with a side of hilarity, hit play.

Send us Fan MailIn this episode, we deep dive—literally—into getting colonics with our besties, why doing all our appointments together makes people think we’re a couple, and the hilarious demands we have for our funerals (hint: fog machines and surprise musical numbers). We also debate whether our husbands are allowed to remarry after we die (spoiler: probably not), spiral into our wildly unqualified takes on the afterlife and religion, and of course, cap it off with our favorite segment: You Know What I Hate? It’s weird, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you need in your ears today.

Send us Fan MailReady for some mischief and mayhem?!! From sneaking penis tire caps on our people’s cars and fart spray mayhem to prank call shenanigans and the creepy stories parents tell to keep kids in line—this episode’s got it all. Tune in for laughs, gasps, and pure prankster gold!

Send us Fan MailIn this special Q&A episode, we’re answering YOUR questions! From Shelley’s latest dinner in bed 🤯 to has the horse and donkey left anymore gifts at Tiffany’s doorstep, we’re diving deep into the things you’ve been curious about. Whether it’s bravo insights, behind-the-scenes stories, or just some fun and unexpected questions, we’ve got it all covered. Tune in as we discuss, debate, and deliver the answers you’ve been waiting for!”

Send us Fan MailOn today’s episode, we unravel the enigma that is our cohost, Shelley—specifically, her deep-rooted love for doing everything in bed. Eating? Check. Working? Absolutely. Makeup? Of course. Honestly, why would you ever leave?We also get into a discussion about the efficiency of the female species (because let’s be real, we’re built different) and of course our fan-favorite segment, “You Know What I Hate?!” Buckle up for laughs, hot takes, and maybe even some motivation to never leave your bed again!

Send us Fan Mail Diana, Shelley and Tiff reminisce about recent social events, including a friend's birthday party and a wild night out, complete with bar-hopping and an unexpected encounter with a passed-out driver. The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they recall "crashing" a wedding.  

Send us Fan MailSummaryIn this episode of the Shit Apple Podcast, we recount a harrowing experience at the NCA cheerleading competition, where a terrifying incident unfolded. We discuss the travel anxieties leading up to the event, the chaos during the incident, and the emotional rollercoaster of searching for safety and reuniting with loved ones. The conversation also touches on the aftermath of the event, the competition day, and the community's support, as well as conspiracy theories surrounding the incident. Ultimately, the hosts reflect on their experiences and the importance of safety in large gatherings.

Send us Fan MailWalmart is a world of its own, and today we’re diving into the strange sights and encounters—starting with a mysterious woman feeding pigeons outside… which naturally leads us to the age-old question: Where are all the baby pigeons?! We also break down proper (and completely ignored) drive-thru etiquette, because some people clearly need a refresher.Then, we get into the audacity of rude people—because wow, the entitlement is real. And of course, we can’t forget Diana’s stories as an officer of the law—her sexy uniform, her run-ins with criminals, and all the wild things she dealt with.And to wrap it all up, our favorite segment: “You Know What I Hate?”—because let’s be honest, there’s always something. Buckle up for laughs, rants, and some classic Walmart weirdness!

Send us Fan MailTiffany steps outside and finds… horse poop. So, naturally, we have questions. What’s the proper etiquette when your neighbor’s horse leaves an unwelcome gift? That leads us straight into a hot debate on HOAs—are they keeping the neighborhood in check or just power-tripping nightmares? And then there’s pickleball… the sport that’s either bringing communities together or tearing them apart (literally).All of this, served with a Sex and the City vibe—because let’s be real, we’re basically suburban Carries, Samanthas, Mirandas, and Charlottes navigating HOA drama instead of Manhattan dating. Grab a cocktail (or a pickleball paddle) and join us for some unfiltered, hilarious real talk!