Oh hello again all you Liam Neesons and Liam Neesdaughters welcome to another episode of Jesse Wilders Guide to Life I'm Jesse that's Wilder and we're here to guide your life. I do have you known that Liam Neesons and Liam Neesdaughters? Fuck I hope John did. Maybe it just strikes a chord because it's so right.
Yeah I don't know sounds like home. Dandude what's up? You know baby I'm just home alone right now it's too bad we're not doing the home alone not the movie episode. Yep yep yep yep.
Just getting a mischief you know how to be. What kind of mischiefs you getting into? I'm doing mischiefs everywhere dude I'm doing mischiefs down 10 I'm doing mischiefs all over the place and the kitchen mischief mostly most of my mischief is in the kitchen. What is that?
That's not the primary place of mischief. What are we talking about today dude tell them what we're talking about it's good. First of all it's daytime vibes as you can plainly see. Of course.
The sun is shining it was just a thunderstorm and now it's not shining to the weather be wacky around the town of Mount Anya's but we're talking appliances. Yes boy. Ooh and now let's talk what appliance it means because it's not a gadget do you do you have to be plugged into the wall forever it doesn't come unplug it doesn't turn off or like interesting. What do you think about it because I'm thinking like okay fringe oven yes yes yes is a microwave and appliance I think that's counter top dude.
Yeah I think that that is what you I didn't really think about it I think you made the perfect distinction if it's always plugged in so like a kitchen like a kitchen aid mixer you might unplug a microwave if you might just move it around you might I don't think that's very common like some of them are built in you know like a microwave built into it what I mean is you cannot turn off like your fridge I mean you can but you're not gonna like go behind the fridge it's meant to never be turned off essentially yeah yeah I think like my little table top ice maker is that a fucking appliance you got always got to plug in. Not right now. I think it's always I think it's a if you went into someone's house and you saw that this thing was plugged in you said hey you got that thing plugged in they said yeah of course that's always plugged in and that was normal I think that's an appliance so microwave it's not shocking to learn that someone has always plugged in I would be a little surprised if I walked into a house I was like oh you just always have a countertop ice maker going so kirig is an appliance I think coffee maker is an appliance yeah do appliances occur outside of the kitchen like washer dryer yes appliances our my washer dryer is in my kitchen we're very European in that way oh yeah cool I hate your bathroom also in your kitchen come off. Oh man where so is there any appliance that's not washer dryer that's not in the kitchen like what about in some places that it gets cold there are heaters there are pieces of like metal you know I'm talking about those big is that appliance you're talking about a radiator sure a radiator you know that's what that's a fucking radiator yeah dude the big the big it's got big and it's got it looks like a squiggle you would have a squiggly yeah I did not know that was called the radiator to be honest I thought that was more of something that used in behind a locked door but I thought the radiator would be something that powers that device is that appliance I don't think so let's turn to Google on this one because I'm a fan is ceiling fan an appliance no no no come on what am I not what is considered an appliance the appliance equipment category includes a larger device that are plugged into electricity means okay so this is okay I think this is what sets apart say like a heater or a ceiling fan is their hardwired in I think an appliance is something that like is plugged in and stays plugged in is not hardwired in this is what I so not okay okay so not lights is a blender is that an appliance I mean our blender is always plugged in on the countertop but I think that's not always the common act like a lot of people that has to be electric in some way if I could blender is right so but like a can opener for example is not well I use a can opener and I don't have an electric one yes or like those ones like did you ever have one of the one you're gonna grow it up dude or or did you ever see one that people like we had rich neighbors you never go to your rich friend's house dude and they got shit that you just like you're like what even know they made yeah dude they had the electric handover mounted on underneath their cabinets and you just fucking oh we had that too bro it wasn't for rich people you we bought that home depot and just stuck it to the fucking we had that was what we had that shit was right we were fucking poking holes and cans like goofy in the goofy movie you know I just by the way I was using a old can opener for the last couple of years and it's like something you don't think about I bought a new one like your blasting cans now I assume absolutely shredding them dude I will crush every fucking can in these fucking mountains right now dude I feel like fucking black Adam rip open every single dude I get a good can opener game that's what I'm trying to tell you yeah same same logic applies for like getting your like knives sharpened oh like you you cut the same knives yeah yeah for like two years and then you use a real sharp knife and you're like oh wait a minute I'm not supposed to have to tear chicken colettes like I forgot you can slice a tomato yeah it doesn't just have to be much yeah yeah yeah good shit okay but so like the Thanksgiving so no knives but the Thanksgiving turkey carver no gadget gadget gadget gadget it plugs in yeah but stays plugged in bro this one saying it has to like a stays plugged in for a long time so like okay I'm gonna go here's a single single use like things like that I don't think so okay so here's what I hit you with I'm gonna hit you with the classics all right we got dishwasher that's a category we got fridge I'm sure we got a category oh I'm going categories for the big one into it great washing machine um stove oven stove yep yep range we call it in the biz okay and then and then I'm gonna go counter top and I think they're there and lies your your guys okay is that it for appliances what about a television bro that stays plugged in oh no that's electronic that's like I don't know about that I guess it's all electronic I don't think so the purposes of this episode what are we gonna say about a fucking TV dude make them fly get a sound bar or something like I don't fucking know dude oh but like sound equipment that's I think gadgets I think gadgets I think gadgets it's blurry line it is but if you if you were like I'm gonna go apply it shopping and you came up with a fucking TV and surround sound I think you're about a printer like an office printer a fucking coffee machine you any copy machine is that a plant let's go wild card and I and copy machine is a one I don't want to my house dude also I know it's a cliche and I don't know when the last time you had a job where you were often using a copy machine is but I used to spend much time with a copy machine on a lady boy they um all the stereotypes is true how about them just like not always working being confusing I was kind of the master of that thing I was blasting that thing like I'm blasting through cans right now today but it didn't take away I feel like what about ice chest in your basement oh a secondary fridge is so I think I don't know this place I got so hype thinking about a fucking ice chest yeah you were called the ice box that's a grandpa that's a grandpa thing go out and go out in the ice box get me a dog actually would you air conditioning window units window unit I think it's a wild card and I love it not central right I mean I have they're not ideal but they're obviously can save your the your life can I address other entire city of Los Angeles it's okay guys you can get them like I don't know what happened on our when our ancestors traveled west in like New York everyone's everyone's fine with these plug and air conditioners and in LA everyone's like there's a scream door I have the worst fan you've ever seen in your life what is the deal yeah it's crazy dude very quite lit countertop dude everybody got him for a reason air fryer yeah great I think I don't know that there's a whole lot we can say about air fryer that's gonna be interesting or funny but they fucking work huh they're good that fraying stuff very quickly not fried those it no and I did have and now it's a tiny oven it's a little bit called that it's a conduction oven yeah can't fry nothing when they'll damn air no tell them to go off king fry I learned about this and you fry an oil not in the air oh that's what I learned yeah yeah I recently had one of the most treacherous hot dogs of my life out of an air fryer I was treacherous in what way I was at a bocce ball tournament I'll have a stick of dynamite and a gym yeah that's used yeah you did not notice because you slide a hot dog towards McRough the hill he's lying oh yeah the blinders are on that big old stick of dynamite no it was just horribly horribly overdone just black black and split into my hot dog counts up to 12 for the year yeah hey so if you guys are now I've obviously everyone keeps a track of this but I do have a hot dog counter this year about 12 just want to keep everyone posted it's always like a low number I guess that's more than one a month but if think about this I had like three or four before the summer I do my best work in the summer of course yeah it's dog town with words of dog town for sure let's talk about oh fridges are getting a little wild as someone who recently I don't need I've heard about this fucking look through you can see what's in the fridge open it up do you know about this of course I know you do but like the the royal you yeah double out there you look you fucking tap it tap or whatever and then it shows you like a camera is it clear or I don't understand is it go like Ironman clear Jarvis is there and it's like yeah hello you've got mostly condiments as no you can't just open your fucking fridge and look inside and see what's in there yeah I don't like it I think it's for wasting energy because I probably do spend lots of extra dollars in energy per year just staring into my open fridge I think it's a manager dude I think it's a speech can I give him a demerit that goes along with this kind of I don't need my appliances to have a Wi-Fi or a bluetooth connection no it's just something to go wrong please let me give you a one let me give you a one countertop something that I bought during the pandemic because you know Wabu's getting Wabu's investing in some bullshit I bought a Amazon microwave and like an Alexa compatible microwave you know what that's fucking stupid because you still have to go to the microwave to put it in and take it out so I saved I could tell it how much time I needed in but if I'm already there to put it in close the door might as well just tap the one there's already a button all you have to do is press one button these days on microwaves so we bought a bunch of new appliances and we got this house and we got a dishwasher that we mostly love but the dishwasher dude had you had to connect it to Wi-Fi and you had to download a fucking app which you know is the bane of my existence I cannot be bothered with an app in order to use your dishwasher you had to know how about this you could use it without downloading the app and the only thing that you could do in the app is like there's a couple things you can start it like you said but it's like it's a dishwasher if I'm there I'm gonna start it you have to put the soap in anyways I'm different than asking for the weather yes however brother you had to connect it to Wi-Fi and download the app in order to set the fucking clock on it what do you think I'm gonna sit in my home and have it flash fucking 12 o'clock so obvious that has to do it brilliant yeah hook line and sinker now I have the fucking absolute what a fucking psycho you would have to be in order to not be bothered by that and then have to explain it to anyone in your house if I went to someone's house and that was happening I'd be like this is the biggest fucking red flag I've ever you don't have a phone you don't have a phone oh did your power go out or what happened what's this blinking oh did your power go out one minute ago I didn't fix this fix it at once oh setting the time on the app can you light savings time my oven and my microwave or bag oh bro is that something that smart appliances do because I'd love to never have to set my oven clock again yeah I don't know that would be a bonus point we're mostly dealing a bonus point to the merits right now but that's such a fucking pain in my dick dude and I have to do it you must we just talked about it you must do it let me can I can I talk about my washer dryer because I do there's something I love about my washer dryer okay number one is my washing machine has a fucking like a reservoir to put my detergent in so I load that motherfucker go go go snap it in plug it in I'm not adding detergent for another month just like make it easy that's the whole point yeah it's crazy to me that took that long and I know they're probably using more detergent than I would use because then they want me to buy like a person it's fine yeah I don't care I don't care you got me it's fine the other thing is we got it's also very used the little balls the little detergent balls the yeah yeah the pods yeah we used to fuck with the pods until we learned that this had a fucking obviously like I'm gonna load the clip dude I don't need a pod when I'm I gotta fucking yeah super so per fucking detergent down there uh the other thing that ours has that doesn't really affect people but I do think it's interesting is um we wanted to put our washer dryer somewhere that wasn't where the original people had it it was a dumb set up our house is old and dumb I've mentioned this many times um you know dryer always got the big fucking silver fucking hose that monster hose that has to lead to the outside of the house you know they just make driers without those you I just change this like there's like a big filter like in addition to your regular lint screen just a big one that's good it's great I don't have this weird metal hose through our area there's no outside house exhaust this is the definition of there has to be a better way is here's something that I've never seen and I'm sure it exists but here's what would slam for me this is the job we washer dryer it's one machine open it from in front of you put your clothes in washer washes it when it's done open it from the bottom it falls down into your dryer it's above your dryer I don't hate it that's a really good idea what your better what do you know that's why I'm convinced it has to exist well I think that a combination why again to keep saying everything's European I do think in euro it's very common that you have a combination washer dryer and it's like freaks don't even have dryers they dryer dryer no that's great what they're doing over there is insanity and you want to talk about fucking people in LA not having window units you've got people in euro they won't dry their clothes it gets like 75 degrees and they're like oh oh shoes are melting it's so fucking hot oh you're fucking bozos get an appliance you go outside america and you deal with appliances there stoves sinks bathrooms and all you can think is wow we've got a great yes i think i'm gonna say i was in like a nice area in Italy at a nice restaurant i went to the bathroom and i was like this is a fucking shit hole i've been to gas station bathrooms i have better appliances than this oh yeah it just country knows about appliances they give us that because in europe that's why they trade off is they have all the old beautiful building in the cobblestone and it's like look and it's so charming no one's yeah i look that's fine that's what you got dude give me a good stove and take your fucking country we got yeah hills dude i'm in the hills right now it's fine yeah yeah no 100 percent you you may have cobblestone we have a fridge that can yank you off if you get a nice enough model so fuck yeah anyways the smart fridge do we give that a one yeah smart fridge bullshit smart fridge sucks let me ask you guys oven an oven a smart oven would be money if you could be like start the oven or you could be like turn the oven off oh that's kind of you have that no we don't have that but we we do have i mean we have new appliances which is great shall see picked out a pretty nice convection oven uh dude we got power boil boils fucking like four quarts of water in like 10 seconds like i will set a big fucking pot of water for pasta on there and it has p for power boil you hit that in an under a minute that water is fucking boiling dude i've never heard of such a thing is that that's so tight it's still up really waters obviously famously sucks ooh let me ask you this you like uh you like an over under fridge or a side by side uh i like side side by side being like one side's freezer and one side's fridge yeah when you open it up yeah when you open it up like french door style and you got freezer freezer on the left fridge on the right dad's fridge shut up rich shot is is a double door oh yeah and then the and then the freezer's a drawer runner yeah and but it's just one big fucking unnecessary i don't know i hate double door i actually hate the freezer i actually hate the freezer i know it's so idiotic it feels like you're like you're staying at a fucking a little a villa in sean and you're opening up your double windows just to view yeah i can see yeah um the under freezer sucks because it's like you can't see just it becomes a pile it's just a pile yes it's a pile he can't see anything it's probably under dust and no sucks i hate the under freezer but i fuck with the big old fucking i suggest in the basement for your bodies of course i mean meets your bodies all your other ice creams yeah i love screams there's something so powerful about an outdoor beverage fridge shout out to the the fucking lendbergs they have like a fridge in their garage and it's like hey you want to be here you want to sell to her what do you want to uh fucking wine cooler we got them all open this and it's always the oldest fridge you've ever seen it's like a fridge that's like teleported from 1940 and it's got all your bebs and your meats and what in there when i was growing up my dad another shot rich shot his fridge came is all over the place he had one of those coke branded fridges and the handle was like a little coke bottle yeah finally had that in the garage and like you know what you're gonna do when you have that you're gonna stock the glass bottle coke obviously you have to you have to uh so that was good shit i love a little novelty honestly how about this no rules for what goes in the fridge and the design of the fridge if it's in the garage yeah i agree you could put any it could be a fucking star wars episode one fridge which would be fucking sweet so tight yeah dishwasher needs an episode one i don't fucking care i'll watch a dish by hand it's not that big of a deal oh my god this guy crazy sometimes i open it to discover that the detergent pod i put in there has fallen out and is just sitting on the bottom and there's just like a grain it there's just it looks like sand yes yeah that's not great um we in our apartment in Brooklyn we had a dishwasher that the exterior looked like the cabinet that was it's always hidden you didn't know it was a dishwasher just looking at me that's thrilling yeah and then the buttons were like on the inside so you didn't even have the buttons you have a special knock that you do and then you have to yeah you can't pass sort of was it an airlock i wish dude but it didn't make the noise so hidden dude the other thing my um my mom's dishwasher this is a two because it's so unnecessary but i do like it my mom's dishwasher dude instead of a screen on the front it projects with light on the floor the amount of time left and all that shit pretty good what the that's cool watering on don't need it correct that is cool that's like a maximum amount of bullshit that i need yeah i don't fully need a projection i can just look at the dishwasher if i have to walk over to the dishwasher how about make the whole dishwasher a big screen i think that's no that sucks and then what it looks like okay okay okay the see through fridge is too extra but if every appliance lots of other stuff yeah dude i want to see what goes on in there if i got a trash compactor and i'm going to do oh trash compactor is one actually that's a i don't know i want to clear one for that we got this huge like an industrial trash compactor on our property i would pay all the money in my bank account to like watch it but i can't see it i throw it i close the door and i hear it oh i gotta see what's going on dude gotta see what's going on dude god see what's going on everything should come in the clear plastic that they used to sell controllers and gameboys and shit in you know like i should be able to if you want to clear fridge hit me with fridge that is like purple plastic i can see through but i can also see all the fucking innards dude i can see the coils and the fucking guts dude oh it's just dishwasher guts that would be tight i think the point of the light projection thing is that it doesn't have any screen at all it's just like flush metal you don't have a display i don't give a fuck about but it makes very nice up kitchen what about in back to the future too when he's like ferret please and then the fruit thing comes down nothing that thing is tight very quite lit fruit thing that comes down that's what you call a classic nothing um when she'll say we're looking for fridges there's still fridges that don't come with the water and ice dispenser in them who is we we don't we uh ours is we don't have that oh my it it sucks i love i need it i it's so mandatory i don't want to have a brittafilter anymore i'll tell you this though you wipe it down guys oh yeah wipe it down i think because it's before i just have experiences too often it can you have smell that mildewy smell and it fucking ruins everything so just wipe it goddamn down i'm saying it and also even if you have an apartment and maybe you can get your landlord to pay for this change the filters dudes like they got filters in all fridges you gotta change them we stay changing ours like you you can't be fucking around with that i asked chat chatchety to list appliances okay fridge freezer oven stove micro-dish uh toaster okay let's talk toaster toasters in general to me are a two i think i need i don't like i want to horizontal which i don't want to vertical toaster those are you want to toaster oven yeah toaster oven i don't want a little toaster hey toaster oven bro but the vertical sucks because it's like all the crumbles get down there you're trying to fucking toast to pop tart in there oh the jam's in there forever now it's like it's it's they're inconsistent sometimes a fucking bagel is even too fat for it i just don't those are bad i give me a toaster oven so much more even but it's so big though i feel like i'm not small oh i i grew up with small toaster ovens it's like it's like uh not that much bigger than a toaster i think all i'm gonna say all toasters are too because i i i need yeah i need my time a toaster oven is too big and they always look crazy i feel like that glass immediately becomes like there's smoke over yeah that's gross they're air fryer toaster oven that's the mccombos now that's the that's the bin yes but then again that's a huge thing to have on your countertop okay blenders fine coffee makers electric kettle oh we do have an electric kettle and it slams it's such an easy one feel like a gadget that an appliance but i'm gonna put it as a three uh you guys got a coffee maker or you only go into your little you like your area yeah yeah waste i got a pot boy yeah of course didn't have always going so chat gpt listed this this is what they listed under the small appliances electric riddle sure crockpot juicer sure also popcorn maker sure you guys just got just like a big popcorn machine in your house no we oh bro remember even stevens he had like a churro machine in his bedroom i do remember that he's very quite lit incredible fire hazard to have be making any sort of vitamin i mean i mean teen's bedroom is crazy imagine the spank of that room i i uh my uh one of my mentor teachers when i was in the like student teaching program had a really bad classroom it was full of shit it's just one of those teachers she was like she was like three years from retirement she had like stacks and stacks of like books and papers and shit from like 30 years of being a teacher she also kept kept a little george foreman in the back just in case she was staying late and wanted a cook up a little diggity dog didn't she uh so that room and also it was not a full classroom it was a portable like those fake classrooms they build you know what i'm talking about that's a ram oh yeah like a bungalow or something uh-huh so she was uh uh you know those that dog smell was permeating that entire room right yeah it was bad it smelled like smoke meat in that room all the time hot dog smell is a merit anywhere you go anyway slice it um i want a brick oven a big beautiful brick oven like selena go mez i think i'm talking about this for kitchen believe you have absolutely beautiful yeah i do brick i mean i'll give it a i'll give it a three brick i want all the goodest shit dude in my kitchen this is where i'd like to stunt on him i'd like to have sure best shit in my kitchen if there's any room in my house to be top of the line it must be that i i agree uh i think that and i also think that you have to be tasteful about it i think there's ways you can go wrong i'll give you a case in point chelsey and i we like to do we like to walk through the lopenhouses don't we even though we just bought a house just a just a sample though oh you got the taste the look exactly right brother yeah if you can't get this out of my mouth we go with these fancy uh condos they're building an alameda and they come stocked with all these beautiful appliances beautiful appliances uh however the microwave bro not installing the cabinet no no no a drawer you open and then load from the top it's no for me actually kind of sucked where's the buttons um top i think on the top on the inside so you people pop pop corn shut it now it's cooking your popcorn in a drawer not horrible because i don't like to look at a microwave do i i hate to look at it but but i don't hate this i do not hate this but it didn't have a look see it didn't have a place for me to see that doesn't have that old microwave charm oh you can't spy on it uh oh what do you need to spy on it for bro you never put like leftovers in there and you start to hear him pop and you just got to double check to make sure that chicken's not exploding in the microwave uh i mean sure but like we can okay then give me this but give me the see through just everything see through except for the fucking fridge it opens up it's fine i'm fine they can this fridge see through but do the whole thing cowards not some little fucking windows so i could see the what kind of mustard i have in there what do i need to be tight business with beans though is if you put something in the oven and then you say like it's like a raw chicken with vegetables and you're like you upload a photo of like a roast chicken with vegetables and you're like cook it until it's that make it like this and then it's a completely glass thing so you can just watch it slowly and it projects the image and then slowly it just becomes looking exactly like that fucking jet zaz come on yeah um cuban hello i need i we should clarify this i'm mark cuban and not like a cuban person i'm looking for anyone the cuban yeah i want the window i want to see it no matter what with an oven dude i need the light give me the light leave the light my light went out and how am i gonna mean just like you said so here's what i do i fucking go up to this oven now i'm showing my fucking flashlight oh my god that's like a horror movie dude you know what i do last night here's something that sucks uh cleaned my oven i've never done it we lived in this apartment for three years yeah it was bad it was awful i hated every minute of it and there's a self-clean feature yeah everything i've read it says don't do that because i think all it does is turn it up to a hundred to thousand degrees and burns everything away put it on for a second and i did not know what was going to happen but then i walked out there whoo dude this house was full of gas you could have lit a match this place would have fucking exploded i got fucking lightheaded just walking towards the oven over the window over what yeah tattooed we walked outside the house i was like we're gonna die so i i wouldn't recommend using the self-clean oven if you like me live in a apartment where it's probably never been used yeah and gas i like so this is something that a lot of people a lot of like people swear by gas appliances it's like your oven it has to be gas your oven stove half the gas that's how they do it in kitchens that's how if you want a real deal shit that's how you do it we have electric it's fucking great i never am worried about that i left the fucking gas on first of all my number a high anxiety for me for sure it cooks the same fucking time i don't understand how the fire is supposed to make it it tastes better is there an alternative to a gas oven yeah we have an electric oven we have a convection our stove top is electric our whole unit so you have an electric slash gas that's very interesting oh there's gas just me sobs are good i like i like to use a stove i also think that stoves could be simplified though because there's so much range dude and i don't use that many of them ranges i go half i go half and then when i'm done i go up to the top cook it all up give me one two and three you know you're trying to be in play big yeah okay medium play big play okay are you are you you're where you don't fucking use the stove you're not allowed it's not right that's correct but it's also not like medium high like i hate when a recipe is like but i'm medium medium high i'm like well i got numbers so i don't know what that means yeah seven you mean seven you mean eight seven i think a six or seven yeah then what's fucking nine four dude what am i doing nine deep fry and something come on that's what i'm saying it's too simple to simplify at all all right great simplified um dude if your fridge has special types of ice that's a three uh oh big it's got palette ice if it's got ours those crushed ice our fridge kind of sucks to be honest with the ice it doesn't there's no way to get ice out of our fridge without it blasting shards of ice all over the floor whether i crushed or never have been to a fridge that has a good one of those yeah i don't really get what's going on hey to keep talking about rickshaws fridge but here's goes boobly it does like a little bit every time when you change it from crut every there's a noise get rid of the fucking noise boobly oh here's a good one when you leave the door open it fucking says hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's huge huge huge huge yeah bleep bleep the only time it sucks is if you're like if you've got a real quick trigger one and you're like loan groceries or you're cleaning the fridge and it's like booboo dooboo dooboo it's like bro shut the fuck up i know i know dude i know i know i know but yes the door warning is huge i see that's one where like can we get that fridges are the last one i care about that can we get a warning for fucking ovens and sos it's like hey you shit hey is right on trombone is money if i was on vacation i would check it 75 times a day all the time unsol of that's good news uh we don't have anything what's bad washer dryer dude what do we not want to wash okay loud bro wow yes dude and loud more than loud hmm space killing those crazy dudes it starts I think it's gonna blast off like a rickett chip it's sometimes it scares me i'll just be like do it my little work and then all the sudden there's like a monster trying to because morwasher dryer which this is money for an apartment we have one in our in our unit and it's behind two doors but But sometimes it's like the fucking doors are about to slam over here.
Monster going to break through. Dude, it's terrifying. Yeah, that is loud. Is we used to have the one in our old apartment was so loud and it was like, it was a, it was a rumble, but it was also a squeak.
Like a screw was loose or something. And so it was like, we're watching TV and there was not a door shut. You rather know, thank you. Yeah, it was bad fucking dreadful, shaken and slam.
And here's something that washer dryers, I think should figure out, especially washers. Because the thing about a washer is, and it's a little, the stakes are pretty high. When you start the washer, at least hours, like if you have a front loading washer, like a newer washer, they lock. You know, it's like a, you start the thing and it's like, now you don't get attached anymore.
Yes. Your time is done. It's our time. They should have a detector.
Hey, GE get on this. Whirlpool get on it. They should have a detector when clearly I left something in my pocket. You know what I mean?
Yes. Yes. You hear the fucking coins, jingling, jingling. Yes.
Oh, fuck my key. Yes. Oh, or like Chelsea on the rig has watched the fucking headphone and airpods just in the washer or like, you ever, you ever go to a restaurant? Oh, yeah.
I'll take a nightmare. Let's get in your pocket and then rest in piss. I, you know what I did? I washed a tissue.
Oh, and it just becomes a million little pieces, doesn't it? It's good. It's good. It's good.
It's in there. Absolute confetti in there. Dude, it sucks. Washer dyer's can be improved.
It can all be improved, not by making them clear though, fridges. I don't, what do I need for the fridge? Like, you know, be sick, individual temperature control per drawer. You know what I'm saying?
Like the crisper. I want to keep my fruits and veggies a little chilly. Or is that something you can do on a smart fridge? I've never even seen one to be honest.
I've only heard about them. I bet that's a feature. But like, let's talk about the real future that's on everyone's mind. It's definitely on ours.
And that is for if you could do water, you can't do, you can't give me a little seltzer water, make just make out a little, I mean, you have a soda stream for a while. And then our chemistry ran out. And then we just never fucking replaced it. It's on our countertop for three years.
It didn't even work that good in my opinion. No, but if you build a, like to me, I don't want to fuck with the so extreme because it's another thing on my cabinet, in my cabinet, in the counter. But if you said, here's a little gas canister, you plug in the side of your fridge and you could just get them on order that they're going to show up every month. Yeah, don't mind if I do.
I will have a little fresh, salty and then, oh, what's this? Mm, you can put soda pop in there too. Can't you a little fresh fountain soda out of my fridge? I mean, come on.
Get some, can we get bubbles? Yes. And here's the other thing. I've been thinking about this for 30 years.
Why? I probably even brought this up to you. How come there is not the opposite of a microwave in that it's a little box where you put a soda in there. Boop, boop, boop.
It's room temp. Oh my God, it's ice cold. They have this. They have this.
They have this. When? Where? It's not called freezer.
Google beverage chiller. A beverage chiller is this. You put water in it and you say what type of average it is and it'll flucking blast that thing straight to hell. Give you 60 seconds and it's an ice cold bed.
Is that real? Yeah. Okay. It's in battle.
I have one that is probably a two, but I do love it. This was one of my stupid COVID lockdown purchases. We got a drink mixer that lives on the counter and it hasn't seen a lot of use. Yes.
So that I got it so that I can make proper teaky drinks like it's got the thing on it and you drop it into the tin so you couldn't make a milkshake in it because. Oh, but it gives it it so that like when you make a tea drink, it gets the froth to it. You know, it's not just sure. Oh, baby.
It works. That's good. Someone during COVID sent me an oil infuser. That's one.
I used it once or twice. Yeah, it's cool. I mean, it's a it has to be to, but the freezer that has the ice maker that's just a bucket of ice in the freezer. I wish we didn't have that.
I wish that you would just give me the fucking disposal, you know, everybody put their paws in their hands over all the ice. I got that. I got that, which is look, I'm happy to have it. It's better than I have my previous freezer didn't make ice at all.
So I appreciate that it's there. However, my prized possession is my little pellet ice maker, which stays on the countertop. At all times, giving the special ice out of the fridge, guys, not just crushed. I could give a fuck about crushed.
I don't want everyone's pause digging in. You're right about that. Or just get a scoop. Maybe you get a scoop.
How about that? Get the scoop. But then the scoop, what does it leave? It lives in the same on top of it.
See now that's tough. Make it as ice cold scoop. Well, that's true. I well, that's true.
I always put on my mittens before I go into the freezer anyways. It's a good one. Yeah, you got to buckle up. I keep them dangling right next to the freezer because it's too cold for these little thingy tips.
Oh, a wild card, dude. Some people have this. It means nothing to me, but like some people got them like wine fridges. You know, I'm talking about who cares about that.
I don't care about that. Yeah. OK, I don't really know. I don't know.
You can have a couple of bottles of wine in your house. Having a seller is tight, I guess. But like it's whatever, dude, whatever. My wine seller is the wine store down the street.
That's a banging seller. Yes, a seller is only cool if you're using it for other shit, too. Like if you have a wine seller that you also have a pool table in, cool, like a loom, a little loom in there, absolutely. I think a wine fridge is another just speaking of my open house experience.
That's another thing they try and throw in to new houses or houses they've renovated. They're like when it comes to the wine fridge and I'm like, OK, can you remove it? I don't have wine. So this is going to be stupid.
I want that. Like, can I put my fucking fruits and veggies in there? No. So then can bathroom have appliance?
I think sometimes a washer dryer lives in a bathroom, which I don't love. True. And is that an appliance? Turlet, not an appliance.
I don't think what about a bedette? But that I think I have a appliance and I haven't used one. We just got one, dude. Is it like an attachment?
Oh, bro, does your toilet have like a big fat fucking lid with a control panel now? No, that's my problem with them is I don't like the stack. What is a fucking toilet? No, no, we got a Tushy, Google Tushy.
You'll see. It's it's it's not a new toilet seat. You're just tricking me into Googling Tushy. You can imagine if there was nothing.
It's called lemon party is actually where we got it. I spelled it wrong. I spelled it with an IE. Like a baby.
Oh, the modern bedettes for people who poop. Well, I can't go into this rabbit hole right now. But what is the talk? You can see it's it's it's in between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl.
And it's not a whole thing. It's like a it's like a control panel. I just wish that there was no control panel. You think this was my idea?
I don't guess what I know. No one has explained to me. And if you want to get in the comments, you may. No one has explained to me what I'm supposed to do with my wet ass.
Yes, don't get it. I'm trying. We have in our house. And I was like, I'm going to try it.
We have in our house. It's bad. But days are too because well, no, it's a one for us. It's what it sounds like.
It's a two because some people love it. Whole countries, whole regions love it. I'll tell you what else is a nightmare, dude. The separate bidet like the one, you know, like this is very European.
When it's like next to the toilet and Airbnb is in Europe. I have. Yes, no. Thank you.
I'm going to get up with my poop and ass. What? Do a waddle over? What do you think?
I've never used one of those. I assume you have any. No. What is the protocol?
Do you pull up your shorties? No, dude, it's stupid. It's fine. We got it.
The system's fine. It's OK. We'll figure it out. We'll get some bad ones.
I don't like looking at a fucking control panel. He'd hate it. He makes me sick. The good job.
I don't need something that everyone's like, I don't need to touch something that's been really close to the toilet. I agree. It should be a brain implant. Even then, you still have a wet ass.
If it had a dryer, maybe, dude, put a dryer on there. Yeah. Oh, like those like those sinks at the airport that they have now. Yes, dude.
Like a water. Yeah, I'm going to dry your head. Give me a fucking Dyson blowing on my old dude. I hate this.
That sucks, man. But my glasses are going to say about appliances, bro. Wait, but Dad Lab does have, I must have talked about this. Dad Lab does have the whole toilet seat, but they thing.
And he's always got the heater on. It never turns off. No way. So you go in there anytime, bro.
And the seat is like not warm. It's like borderline hot. It's like, that's so bad. Does he live in Alaska?
No, he lives in hell. Dad Lab's probably got a lot of appliances. They have a countertop ice maker. They have a, yeah, let me go through my dad's appliances.
They have a trash compactor built in. Pretty much. They have a countertop ice maker that they only use because the ice maker in their fridge is broken. And they won't get it fixed.
So they have that. They have a toaster oven and an air fryer. Sure. They have a lot of outdoor appliances, which we didn't talk about.
Many barbecues. Oh, he's a peat. He has an outdoor piece of oven. It's a dream.
To have a brick piece of it in the backyard is an absolute dream. You never seen a man sweat like my dad. During a Sacramento summer, dude. Yeah, Paul, Pete's Iolo in the summer, baby.
Much like he just got out of the fucking blue. My guy was trenched. That thing's blasting at fucking five fifty or whatever. He's spinning the dough out there.
Hell yeah, dude. So he's got that dude. He has an outdoor flat top, which I do love. The Blackstone, dude.
A flat top in the backyard is so fucking cash. Oh, yeah. And every time I go over there, I'm like, you got all burgers? Oh my gosh, tacos.
Yeah, whatever it is. Yeah, let's do it. In the morning, I'm making eggs and amies on there. Like fucking poncho, baby.
Oh, yeah. And they've got, because they have the fucking thing. When you have a thing, you gotta get all the things. Of course.
So they've got the big metal spatula. They've got the little fucking steamer pot you put on there. They've got the like the bottle of the oil, the little clear bottles. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
It's fucking bad. Oh, yeah, dude. That's cute. How so big you have fucking backyard hibachi.
Oh, with the seats all around it, dude. Okay. This is a shark tank. Yes.
It's a luxury experience for more. John's. Jabuchi. That sounds like a crime, dude.
Jabuchi, dude. It's Jabuchi. And we show up in your backyard. This is our business.
Yeah, dude. We do a pop up in your backyard. We do a bakji. We set up around.
We do someone having a birthday. We do the onion volcano. We do the egg roll, dude. You shrimp.
Yes, dude. Yes. Yeah. Fuck yeah.
I'm spinning the egg on my finger like a basketball. Yes, dude. Yes, dude. And if it's in the backyard, maybe they have a hoop.
I'm doing the shrimp. Oh, you strip it. Boom. Hit a three.
Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. No problems with that. And then if they have a tennis court in their backyard, because they're rich, because they do start at 1 million percent.
It's a big. Yeah. It's a big cost. We can stall the bakji.
Yeah. Yeah, dude. On the ping pong table, I would pay a lot for this act. This is amazing.
Oh my god. It's a ping pong table slash grill, dude. The table is the grill. It's just got a net.
And when it's done, I don't block the shot. I just go. Oh, yes, dude. Yes, dude.
Yeah. It only took us two hours to get to this good ass idea. Fuck yeah, dude. It's just in Wilder's backyard bakji experience.
Sharks, we need $800,000 for 1 percent of our company. Yeah. Oh, it's because we charge a milli per. It's yeah.
We're sitting at a 14 million valuation. No, it sucks. It's what sucks is if Kevin Hart was like, I'm going to bring one friend and we're going to do bad habachi in the backyard and we're going to play ping pong with shrimp. Like that would they could charge a million.
Yeah. Yeah. And it would be special. Yeah.
It would be on cable. Yeah. Heart. Heart.
Bachi. Yeah. I've already got the name. Right.
Self, dude. That does sound a little bit more like bachi ball. Yeah. It sucks because why bother doing any creative if Kevin Hart can just do the same thing.
Yeah, but we don't we won't have the bug eyes, dude. Have you seen his eyes when he does his funny jokes and bits and stuff? Yeah. Jesus.
It's in 2025, dude. That's going to go crazy. We're all fucking tour. We're doing Barcelona.
We're doing Australia. Whoa. Countries, dude. What are we doing?
We showed up to the fucking consulate and do it in a war. It's an arena show, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.
This actually great when we live in New York, Chelsea got this thing that was like sumo and sushi and ended up being corny as fuck. But that's it. Dude, they sold those tickets for crazy money. It was like 120 a person.
It was a total. It was like going to Ringling Brothers. It was a fucking, absolutely dumb dude. We could do that for sure.
Ringling Brothers doesn't have shit on us, dude. Yeah. It's like, let's say in Nashville and we're like, it's the hibachi experience of a lifetime. You could charge $85 a ticket and sell it a small arena.
Yes, dude. It's obviously talking about me as far as I do. And we were in an arena. Okay.
Let's say we get big. This idea is going to be huge. We get big. We're in MSG, right?
It's it's queer, Cardin. How are we going to get these shrimps to these guys in the top deck? Oh, we got a hibachi fucking t-shirt cannon, dude. Yes.
Fuck. Oh my god. This is so good. Blasting shrimp 100 miles an hour.
And then you know how at a concert, sometimes something will open up and the guests will come out and maybe do a performance. Who is it? Morimoto here. Yes, dude.
For toss them, give them a baseball bat. Oh, who's that? It's Mark Maguire. Get fucking teriyaki chicken into the crowd.
You know how it, oh hello when they were doing it every city. You know how every city. Oh, hello. Yeah, a special guest.
Everywhere you went, we would have a different special person to do their talent to give shrimp as far as whoever picked up a golden javelin this year over in that person's country. Yep. Shrimp kabobob all the way to the back row. Yep.
Golfurp blasting shrimp. Yes. You know, he's fucking posting up. Yeah.
Perfect firing. That's right. That was a good idea. We can't talk about it.
That's good. I can't. We killed it. That's a wrap on appliances and honestly on our current careers because this is going to launch.
This is huge. It's crazy because it's like a good, this would be a big, if someone did this. Everyone would be like, have you seen this crazy habachi arena show? Dude.
I started fucking God, Mark Maguire hit a shrimp to be right out of my mouth and broke out my two front teeth. Obviously, you know Sammy's there and we're letting him juice. Oh dude and it culminates. We're at the fucking sphere in Vegas Do that fucking spooky dome who's there dude?
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