Are All Horror Film Victims Stupid? or are We Stupid?

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re asking the eternal question: are horror movie victims actually dumb… or would we make the exact same boneheaded choices while running through the woods in the dark? Spoiler: one of us is tripping, one of us is screaming, and one of us is already dead in the opening credits.In the second half, we get brutally honest about how we’d survive in a horror flick (or, more accurately, how we wouldn’t). Would we outsmart the killer, or die trying to grab snacks on the way out? Place your bets.This week’s sponsor? Poke 2™ — the unnecessary sequel no one asked for, but everyone gets anyway. (Seriously, who greenlit this?)After the break, we chat with our beloved Beardos before Anthony challenges us to a game of Name That Horror Franchise — where his clues are just vague enough to be useless.🎧 Tune in for screams, laughs, and the kind of survival plans that would get us all killed in the first 15 minutes.✨ Survive with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll hide in the basement with the lights off and wait for you.