Beards & Sundries

This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony tackle the chaotic world of baby names. Jay airs all his grievances against kids born in the 2000s—specifically how every name sounds entirely identical despite having 47 unnecessary vowels and rogue apostrophes. Plus, Anthony experiences an on-air structural catastrophe by completely destroying a chair in true Jackie-from-Roseanne hysterical fashion. We wrap up the chaos with an eerily accurate Tarot reading for Jay that will give you chills, alongside our weekly cookie deep dive and listener updates.Inside Episode 9:• The 2000s Name Roast: Why every modern millennial and Gen-Z name sounds identical and chaotic.• The Chair Incident: Anthony suffers a catastrophic furniture failure mid-recording.• Beardo Mail: Checking in with our community and answering listener messages.• Crumbl Corner: Breaking down the latest cookie lineup with zero filter.• Jay’s Tarot Forecast: A Season 9 reading that turns out to be shockingly, scarily spot-on.Hit play for unhinged queer comedy, furniture casualties, and three gay bears reading the room (and the cards)!🔮 Visit our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.comConnect with the Beardos:• Website: https://beardsandsundries.com• Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcastSubscribe, rate 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell your friend with the weirdly spelled name to listen!

Clench your fists and buckle up, bitches! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern healthcare. It all starts with Anthony’s dramatic, ordeal-level doctor's appointment, leading the boys down a dozen unfiltered rabbit holes about their own wild medical encounters. Then, we take a deep dive into the ER archives to investigate the most outrageous, unbelievable items doctors have had to extract from people’s butts (yes, really). Plus, Joe enters maximum hyperfocus mode during our weekly sugar review, and we analyze Anthony’s actual lab results. We skipped the game this week because this episode is packed to the absolute brim!Inside Episode 8:• Anthony’s Medical Drama: The full, dramatic breakdown of Anthony's doctor appointment nightmare.• Doctor’s Office Rabbit Holes: Wild clinic stories, weird bedside manners, and medical chaos.• ER Hall of Fame: We review real, mind-boggling cases of foreign objects stuck up patients' butts.• Beardo Mailbag: Checking in with our community and answering listener messages.• Joe’s Crumbl Hyperfocus: A high-intensity, deeply serious review of this week’s cookie menu.• Anthony’s Lab Work Breakdown: The boys give their unqualified medical breakdown of Anthony’s blood work.Hit play for unhinged queer medical banter, ER foreign body lore, and three gay bears who definitely shouldn't be giving health advice!🔮 Check out our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.comConnect with the Beardos:• Website: https://beardsandsundries.com• Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcastSubscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and share the show with your favorite hypochondriac bestie!

Did you order a blowout or did you get a bl*wjob on live television? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are unpacking the viral QVC slip-up heard 'round the world before diving headfirst into two of our favorite topics: juicy cheeseburgers and unhinged Karen encounters.Inspired by live TV chaos, the boys rate their favorite burger joints, break down what makes a truly elite cheeseburger, and share ridiculous stories about entitled Karens in the wild. Plus, we’re back with an absolutely unhinged, wild sponsor that will make you question our marketing standards.Inside Episode 7:• The QVC Blowout Debacle: Our hilarious breakdown of the live TV slip-up that broke the internet.• Cheeseburgers & Karens: Ranking top-tier burgers and sharing our best (and worst) customer service nightmare stories.• Sponsor Spotlight: A completely wild, NSFW sponsor break you won't see coming.• Beardo Community Mail: Catching up with our favorite listeners and community updates.• Crumbl Corner: Back at the tasting table to review this week’s cookie lineup.• Joe’s Custom Studio Game: Joe takes the wheel to host a brand-new, hilariously chaotic game for Jay and Anthony.Grab a burger, keep your hair intact, and hit play for an hour of pure queer comedy and Southern banter!🔮 Visit our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.comConnect with the Beardos:• Website: https://beardsandsundries.com• Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcastSubscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and never miss an episode of your favorite gay comedy podcast!

Did it actually happen in 2020, or did your brain just mash all of lockdown into one giant fever dream? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are taking a nostalgic, hilarious, and slightly traumatic trip back to the COVID-19 pandemic. The boys look back at how they survived lockdown, the weird hobbies they actually enjoyed, and the utter chaos they hated. Plus, we play the ultimate alternate-universe game: what life-changing cultural trends and habits would look like today if COVID never happened!Inside Episode 6:• Lockdown Relived: The best, the worst, and the downright bizarre moments of our COVID quarantine days.• The Alternate Timeline: We debate what wouldn't have changed in society if 2020 never happened.• Beardo Check-In: Answering listener mail and catching up with our favorite community.• Crumbl Corner (Dirty Soda Edition): We taste-test the bizarre "Dirty Soda" cookie menu—from Dirty Soda Tres Leches to Shirley Temple cookies.• Anthony's 2020 Game: Anthony puts our memory to the test with an eye-opening game where we guess if major events actually took place in 2020.Hit play for unhinged queer humor, nostalgia, and three gay bears losing their minds over carbonated baked goods!🔮 Check out our fresh Tarot-themed layout at https://beardsandsundries.comConnect with the Beardos:• Website: https://beardsandsundries.com• Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcastSubscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and share the show with your favorite pandemic survivor!

Everything is bigger in Texas—including our list of complaints! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take aim at the Lone Star State. We break down the very few things we actually like about Texas, and dive deep into the long list of things we absolutely cannot stand. Plus, this week's episode is brought to you by our questionable new sponsor: "Pink Gun"—because nothing says self-defense like targeted gender marketing. Inside Episode 5:• The Texas Roast: We break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of the Lone Star State (spoiler: mostly the ugly).• Sponsor Spotlight: A hilarious look at "Pink Gun"—the ultimate firearm for ladies who want a little glam with their bang.• Beardo Mailbag: Hearing from our amazing community of listeners.• Houston Tarot Reading: Pulling cards to see what spiritual forces await Jay on his upcoming trip to Houston.• Crumbl Corner: Back at the table to review this week’s cookie lineup.• The Texas Double-Header: We cap off the episode with TWO full studio games dedicated to Texas trivia and lore.It’s a full-on Southern hootenanny you definitely don't want to miss! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.comConnect with the Beardos:• Website: https://beardsandsundries.com• Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcastSubscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and share the show with your favorite anti-Texas bestie!

Wash your produce and buckle up, Beardos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are tackling the latest health panic sweeping the news: Cyclosporiasis. The boys dive into the hype around this parasitic stomach bug and openly question how much Big Pharma and Big Diet are pulling the strings behind the scenes. Speaking of questionable dietary choices, our "official" sponsor this week is none other than the iconic Taco Bell Diet. Plus, the guys give a quick, well-deserved shout-out to Curry Barker and Cooper Tomlinson for their hit horror movie Obsession—kudos to those boys!Inside Episode 4:• Parasites & Conspiracy Theories: Breaking down the Cyclosporiasis hype and questioning Big Pharma & Big Diet.• Taco Bell Diet Sponsor: Lettuce Help You With Your Wight Loss Journey• Movie Night: Our quick takes on the horror film Obsession.• NSFW Studio Reveal: Unveiling some spicy, explicit new artwork from our resident artist Aaron.• Crumbl Corner: Reviewing last week’s absolute disaster of a cookie lineup.• AI Game Night: Anthony brings out a brand-new, surprisingly competent game built entirely by ChatGPT.Hit that SUBSCRIBE button right now—unless you want to risk the Cyclosporiasis curse! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed layout at https://beardsandsundries.comConnect with the Beardos:• Website: https://beardsandsundries.com• Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcastSubscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell a friend about your favorite gay comedy podcast!

Grab your golf balls and check your grip! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are heading out to the green for an episode entirely dedicated to the sport of golf. The boys discuss their personal love-hate relationship with the game. Sure, it’s an absolute nightmare for environmental resources, but is there anything better than getting entirely buzzed on a golf cart in the afternoon sun? We think not. Plus, things get highly suggestive as the crew unpacks the art of a good swing, a solid stroke, and how much whacking is too much whacking. Inside Episode 3:• Teeing Off: Our unfiltered thoughts on playing golf, driving golf carts, and day-drinking on the fairway.• The Eco-Trap: A hilarious breakdown of why golf courses are terrible for the planet, despite being so damn fun.• Beardo Check-In: We hear from our incredible community and read your latest listener updates.• The Crumbl Intermission: Why we are skipping Crumbl Corner this week (blame Joe and Anthony’s chaotic travel schedules forcing a double-recording day!).• Jay's Masterclass Game: Jay steps up to the tee to test Joe and Anthony's knowledge with a fast-paced, trivia-packed golf game.Whether you're a scratch golfer, a miniature golf champion, or just here to watch three gay bears make an exhausting number of stroke jokes, we’ve got you covered. 🔮 Check out our fresh Tarot-themed layout at https://beardsandsundries.comConnect with the Beardos:• Website: https://beardsandsundries.com• Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcastSubscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and never miss an episode of your favorite gay comedy podcast!

Are those wedding bells or just the Major Arcana acting up? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are breaking down the biggest pop culture event of the year: the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding at Madison Square Garden! Inspired by America’s new royal wedding, the boys are diving deep into all things wedding culture—from the gaudy to the gorgeous, and the absolute nightmares of planning a ceremony. Plus, the crew puts on their detective hats to play a game of listener profiling, speculating on which of our Beardo's MIGHT be swifties...Inside Episode 2:• Wedding Culture Breakdown: The boys discuss gay weddings, straight weddings, and the chaotic traditions we love to hate.• Crumbl Corner: We dive back into the cookie box for another intense weekly sugar review—cue the "Biscing Off" jokes.• Anthony's Studio Game: Anthony takes the reins with a lovely, highly competitive new game to close out the night.If you’re here for unhinged queer humor, millennial pop culture hot takes, or just want to hear three gay bears make an offensive amount of Biscoff-themed puns, hit play!🔮 Check out our fresh Tarot-themed layout at https://beardsandsundries.comConnect with the Beardos:• Website: https://beardsandsundries.com• Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcastSubscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell a friend about your favorite gay comedy podcast!

The cards have been dealt, Beardos! Welcome to the Season 9 premiere of Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast hosted by three gay millennial daddies—Joe, Jay, and Anthony. This season, we are trading our video game controllers for the occult as we kick off our official Tarot and witchcraft theme! In this unhinged season premiere, the boys peer into the crystal ball to forecast our summer plans, including high-octane watersports, chaotic kitchen experiments, and summer cooking adventures. Plus, we introduce a hilariously explicit, sexually suggestive sponsor that sets a completely wild tone for the rest of the season. Inside the Season 9 Premiere:• The Major Arcana: We break down our new witchy theme and what the tarot cards hold for the future of the pod.• Summer Forecast: Daddies in the wild—discussing our upcoming summer plans, cooking, and outdoor activities.• Beardo Check-In & Crumbl Corner: We catch up with our amazing community and risk a sugar-induced emergency reviewing this week's cookie lineup.• The Weekly Game: The crew steps up for a lovely, competitive new studio game to close out the premiere.Whether you are here for the unhinged queer humor, millennial pop culture hot takes, or just a front-row seat to three gay bears losing their minds, pull up a chair. ✨ Update Your Bookmark: Visit our newly updated website at https://beardsandsundries.com to check out our fresh tarot theme design!Join the Beardo Community:• Official Website: https://beardsandsundries.com• Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com• Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries• YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcastHit FOLLOW on Apple Podcasts and Spotify so you never miss an episode of the funniest gay comedy podcast on the charts!

Episode 24 the FINALE: It’s the grand finale, Beardos! We’ve reached the end of the line for Season 8, and we’re dedicating this entire episode to the art of the finale. We dive into iconic pop culture endings and draft a list of everyday nuisances we wish would just end already.Inside the Season 8 Finale:Intro Shoutouts: We break down two viral videos that completely set the tone for today's show.The Final Beardo Check-In: Saying goodbye to our listeners for the season with one last mailbag.Crumbl Corner: We risk a sugar-induced medical emergency with our final cookie review of the season.The Custom Boss Battle: Jay steps into the ring and completely clears the field in an epic custom encounter.The End Game: Joe introduces a brand-new game designed to close out the year, but a few clever tricks at the finish line ensure a spectacular win for Jay.Thank you for listening to Season 8! Stay subscribed so you don't miss our return for Season 9!

Episode 23: It’s time for Pride & Parody. This week, the boys celebrate Pride Month with their signature brand of unfiltered comedy and a heavy dose of straying completely off-topic.Highlights include:Mary Planners Panines: A special word from our sponsor about the wonders of microwaveable Italian sandwiches with questionable intentions.Beardo Check-In: We read and listen to the latest submissions from the best audience in podcasting.Crumbl Corner: Breaking down this week's bakery lineup.BEARDOPARDY!: Jay steps into the host seat with a game platform he built himself. The irony is thick as the crew, who used to roast Jay for his timing, completely falls apart under his new strict schedule.Don't forget to subscribe, share the show, and vandalize a local stall with our contact info.

Episode 22: We’re sorry, Gen Z. It’s a somber but hilarious realization this week as the guys look at the youngest working generation and realize we owe them a massive apology. We break down the traits we love to make fun of, only to admit that Millennials and Boomers created the exact landscape they are surviving in.Highlights of this episode:The Apology Tour: Why Millennials need to take accountability for the timeline.Beardo Check-In: We play and answer the latest messages from our listeners.Crumbl Corner: The weekly cookie deep-dive with the boys.The "No Cap" Game: Jay hosts a game testing our knowledge of Gen Z vocabulary. From rizz to skibidi and everything in between, we discover just how old we really are.Put on your baggy jeans, grab a high-calorie cookie, and join the generational peace treaty.

Episode 21: This week, we’re dealing with the heavy stuff... and the messy stuff. We open the floor to discuss the existential crises hanging over our heads, only for the tone to completely derail when Jay confesses to a nighttime accident that inspired this week’s lovely title.Highlights include:The Meaning of Life: Navigating existential dread in 2026.Freddy Pooper: Jay’s dreamBeardo Community: Reading letters from the listeners who keep us sane.Crumbl Corner: Reviewing the latest cookie drop.The Mandela Effect: Anthony plays a game that completely shatters our perception of history and pop culture.Breathe through the existential dread, check your sheets, and hit subscribe!

Episode 20: Jay’s been be-bitched, and nobody is safe. This week, we’re dissecting Jay’s recent bad mood and lightheartedly pointing the finger at one of our own listeners for casting a hex on the studio.Highlights include:The Mood Ward: Exploring why Jay is vexed and how we’re handling it.Bad Driving Confessions: We expose ourselves and the dumbest mistakes we’ve ever made on the road.Crumbl Corner: The weekly cookie review. Will it sweeten Jay’s disposition? Only time will tell.The Itinerary from Hell: We play a game where we design the most miserable, chaotic, stress-inducing trip possible for a member of the Beardo community.Grab your nose-twitching skills and join the madness.

Episode 19: Show us your aspics! This week, the boys talk sweets, but the episode quickly devolves from a classy debate on international desserts into a deep dive into the absolute horror of vintage meat aspics.Highlights include:The Dessert Debate: Our thoughts on global treats and sugar rushes.Beards & Sundries: A special message from our sponsor and their massive barrel of rainbow sherbet.Beardo Check-In: Catching up with the best listener community in podcasting.Crumbl Corner: Breaking down this week's cookie menu.The Rage Game: We play a game designed to push Anthony's buttons, and it works flawlessly.Grab a spoon, bypass the savory Jell-O, and subscribe, hoes!

Episode 18: Grab a glass of Boyd’s Famous Lemonade and bear with us—this one is a wild ride. This week, we’re reflecting on our past lives as professional drinkers, sharing stories that prove we’re lucky to be here today.Highlights of the chaos:Drinking Histories: We look back at the nights that shaped us (and the ones we can't remember).Technical Meltdown: Joe battles his setup in real-time, making for a truly "authentic" listening experience.Toasting the Random: We raise a glass to the things we love, the things we hate, and everything in between.Crumbl Corner: We review this week's lineup, including the Cookies & Cream Cheesecake.Beardo Check-in: Reading your listener mail and keeping the community alive.Subscribe now! (Please ignore any audio glitches; it just adds to the aesthetic.)

Episode 17: If you’re late to this episode, don’t worry—we’re used to it. This week, we tackle the frustration of businesses that can’t stick to a schedule, Jay’s harrowing journey home from Florida on Delta, and our absolute excitement over a voicemail from Oscar Montoya (Dropout TV, Dimension 20).Highlights of the chaos:The Time Struggle: Why Jay is done with his local pizza place.Things to be Late For: A segment on why punctuality is overrated for certain life events.Jay’s Always Later Funeral Home: Our newest (and most questionable) sponsor.Oscar’s Question: We answer Oscar Montoya’s query about life-changing parties. Jay’s story involves significantly more trauma than Joe or Anthony’s.Crumbl Corner: The sugar report of the week.Movie Night: Joe and Anthony break down the existential dread of The Truman Show.Subscribe now (even if you’re late)!

Get out those tin foil hats and your industrial-sized popcorn buckets, beardos! This week we're wandering down the road of conspiracy via the gateway of the classic film, "The Truman Show". From Truman Capote to Harry S Truman, we're going to touch on every famous person with the name and how we think we might just be living in a simulation...

Join us as we navigate a humorous and insightful discussion on how movies from the '90s and early 2000s age over time, with sharp takes on Hollywood stereotypes, problematic tropes, and cultural shifts. Plus, get an inside look at our quirky podcast antics and our newly revamped website with a fun game!

Episode 14: We’re getting literary—sort of. This week, the crew discusses "Salt, Fat, Ass and Heat," a deep dive into our reading habits, Joe’s extensive cookbook collection, and the childhood stories we still remember.Highlights include:Literary Trauma: The books we were forced to read in school that we still haven't forgiven.Page to Screen: Our definitive stance on book-to-movie adaptations.Crumbl Corner: The weekly sugar report you know and love.Beardo Check-in: We hear from our listeners about their own reading (or non-reading) habits.Horror Mad Libs: Anthony leads us through a terrifyingly funny Mad Lib that proves we shouldn't be allowed to write fiction.Whether you're a bookworm or just here for the "Ass and Heat," pull up a chair and join the club.

Episode 13: STOP THE PRESSES! This week, we are exposing the "Masculine Masquerade." We’re taking a deep dive into the world of sports, hobbies, and traditions invented by straight men that are—let's be honest—just an excuse to be gay for one another.Today’s Top Stories:The Masquerade Exposed: From contact sports to bromances, we track the history of "straight" male bonding.The Recruitment: The crew chooses which masculine hobbies they’d actually participate in.Jay’s Invention: Is baseball too long? don't worry... Jay cut it shorterCrumbl Corner: Joe delivers the weekly cookie report with his signature detail.The Big Game: We play a game defining the real motivations behind habits like Fantasy Football and "Saturday is for the boys."Get the full scoop on the most hilarious conspiracy in gender history.

Episode 12: The boys are back in town after a one-week hiatus of pure chaos. This week, we’re tackling the "Biggest Snowflake" ever—and we aren’t just talking about the weather. We discuss the erratic Oklahoma March storms and Jay’s harrowing romantic retreat to Colorado that left him without power, fighting hurricane-force winds, and channeling his inner Little House on the Prairie.Highlights include:The Comeback: Why we disappeared last week and what we learned.Jay’s Airbnb Horror: A new beau, a cold house, and no electricity.Crumbl Corner: Our most negative review to date. These flavors were a choice.The Weather Game: Jay brings the facts to see if the boys know their "Derechos" from their "Dust Devils."It’s been a week, it’s been a month, and we’ve got a lot to vent about. Subscribe, bitches!

Get your Raye Dunn mugs, Stanley cups, and Target gift cards ready beardos... this week we are talking all things white people. From mild takes, like white people having low spice tolerance, to wild takes, like white people having no spice tolerance, this episode has it all! (if "it all" is white people related)

Episode 10: How do you react when your date's "assets" aren't what you expected? This week, the crew dives into the world of cringe-worthy bedroom experiences, including Jay’s unfortunate encounter with a "concave butt."Highlights of the episode:Cringe Confessions: We share the moments we wish we could erase from our memories.Beardo Gaming: Recapping our massive GTA 5 Online session with listeners.Jackbox Night: Details on our upcoming Discord Game Night happening late this March—don't miss out!Sound Board Cringe: We play a game featuring the most irritating, skin-crawling sounds known to man.Whether you're here for the gaming updates or the "butt-hurt" stories, this episode is a tingle-free zone.

Episode 9: We’re kink shaming you right into the bedroom this week. In our most "transparent" episode yet, the crew opens up about what goes on behind closed doors. We talk about everything from the logistical nightmare of food in the bedroom to the psychological allure of uniforms, and some things that are definitely not FCC-approved.This week’s highlights:Bedroom Fashion: We select "appropriate" kinky attire for one another.The Dainty Dom: Why Jay’s specific brand of dominance is the funniest thing we’ve heard all season.Guess That Kink: A game where we try to identify the world’s weirdest fetishes.Beardo Mail: Our listeners share their own "kink-shame" worthy stories.Inspired by the legendary satire of The Onion, this episode is 100% NSFW but 200% hilarious.

Episode 8: We are "Gooning for Jay" this week as we celebrate a life-changing milestone. Jay officially had his final cancer checkup following his 2020 diagnosis, and we’re reflecting on the journey, the perspective it’s given the whole crew, and why every day is a win.Also in this episode:CRUISING...the clean version: Jay breaks down his recent vacation and why everyone needs to get on a boat.Beardo Check-in: We read through your latest listener emails.Crumbl Corner: Joe treats the weekly cookie reviews like a top-secret government mission. It’s intense.80s Smash or Pass: We’re looking back at the biggest movies of the 1980s and deciding who stays and who goes.It’s an episode full of heart, heat, and high-calorie cookies.

Get your sweatbands on, grab your two pound free weights, and get those knees UP, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about their gym experiences. From abusive old men, to men with tree trunks for legs, to women whose bob wigs aren't fooling anyone, we really hit every muscle group in our work out repertoire.

Beardos, you may have been hearing a buzz on the "lamestream" media about the alleged Jon Reilly "Christmas Album", but we are here to tell you that it's all fake. It's just the liberal media trying yet again to make baseless and foundless accusations about the Beards & Sundries Market (the greatest market, some say) to gain clout. Don't let this HOAX distract you from the wonderful conversation our hosts Joe, Jay, and Anthony bring to the table this week!

Season 8, Episode 5: Oklahoma got hit with 8 inches of snow, and we’ve officially developed Cabin Fever. This week, we discuss the struggle of being trapped inside during a historic January freeze and why we suddenly felt the need to re-watch Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever.Highlights include:The Great Snow-In: How we handled the Oklahoma winter blast.Movie Review: Literally only talked about PANCAKES!!!Beardo Check-in: Your messages kept us alive.Crumbl Corner Live: We taste-test this week’s "delectable" Crumbl flavors on-air. We give you the unfiltered truth about the sugar rush.Pour some hot cocoa (or something stronger) and hunker down with us.

Episode 4: Alcohol may be needed for this episode... let the roasting commence. We’ll be honest—we lost the plot on this one. What was supposed to be a cozy talk about snow days quickly devolved into Jay’s dating life, a Crumbl Cookie intervention with Anthony, and a lot of pre-show cocktails.Highlights of the chaos:Relationsips: Our "sponsor" segment featuring a drunk lady giving relationship advice that will probably get you blocked.The Beardo Community: We catch up with our listeners before things get too weird.ASMR Roasting: The main event. We whisper-roast each other in high-definition audio. It’s the most uncomfortable (and funniest) game we’ve played to date.Whether you're snowed in or just looking for a laugh, pour yourself something strong and join the mess.

Episode 3: It’s Millennials vs. Boomers in our most chaotic generational breakdown yet. This week, we discuss the "crimes" of our generation, from our obsession with 2006 nostalgia to the habits we refuse to give up. We also tackle the "Cream Pie" debate that went completely off the rails and offer a hint of s*x education for the confused.Highlights include:SNL Clips: as usual... we reference severalMillennial Hills: Why we’re defending skinny jeans and side parts to the grave.The Elderly Senator PSA: A comedic look at the "Gerontocracy" in our government.Beardo Check-in: Reading listener mail and catching up with the community.The Game: We attempt to build a website designed specifically for Boomers (with maximum confusion guaranteed).Grab a snack (maybe not a cream pie) and join the chaos.

Season 8, Episode 2: Strap in for a journey through pop culture chaos and road rage. This week, we discuss the viral resurgence of Sylvia Browne (Honey, the land!), our latest obsession with Crumbl Cookies, and the exciting world of dash cam drama and bad drivers.We also take a trip down memory lane with The Sims (again), revisit those iconic Miracle Blade knife infomercials, and head to the gym—mostly just to talk about it. We wrap things up with a classic game of MASH and a questionable reading from our sponsor, Joe Brown, TV Psychic.Topics covered:Stranger ThingsThe truth about Crumbl Cookies reviews.Why everyone on the road is a bad driver, except us of course.Sylvia Browne memes and psychic predictions.The Sims 4 thanks to user contentMiracle Blade knives and "As Seen On TV" nostalgia.

In this Season 8 premiere, the Beards & Sundries crew dives into Level 8-1 with a deep dive into retro gaming nostalgia. We’re talking about The Sims, Sim City, and Roller Coaster Tycoon while looking ahead to the massive GTA 6 2026 release. As a top-ranked LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, we also tackle the weird intersection of AI and the bottled water industry.In This Episode, We’re Chatting About: 🎮 Retro Gaming Nostalgia: Why we’re still obsessed with Sim City and 90s tycoons. 🚗 Grand Theft Auto VI: Our wild 2026 predictions and reminiscing on our GTA 5 online glory days. 🤖 The AI Debate: Why is Jay contributing to water usage matching the bottle water industry 🥤 International Love: A special shoutout to our new "Beardo" family member across the pond! 🧠 Millennial Memory Vault: Can we survive our own pop culture trivia game? Connect With the Beardos: 👾 Visit Us: beardsandsundries.com 🛒 Shop the 8-Bit Collection: beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com 📸 Instagram/Threads: @Beardsandsundries 📞 The Beardo Hotline: 405.999.2242 (Call or Text us!) 📩 Email: [email protected] for the Game-Jumpers: 00:00 – Welcome to Level 8-1! 09:48 – Season 8 Game Theme Discussion 13:05 – We just got back from the New Year and already trashing each other 18:30 – Remember old seasons 23:30 – Millennials just remember their gaming days 35:34 – Our Crazy Predictions for 2026 44:37 – Beards & Sundries Cart (the awful remake of Mario Cart) 48:37 – Hello to our Listeners! thanks for writing in! 01:12:00 – Game Time! 01:28:27 – Rate us and Subscribe!

It’s the Season 7 finale of Beards & Sundries, and we’re officially slamming the Burn Book shut. This week, we look back on the year, reflect on what worked, what didn’t, and what we’re hoping to bring into the new year when we return January 4 with Season 8 — because get ready for 8-bit of fun.Thankfully, we’re ringing in the chaos with the return of our most iconic sponsor yet: 88.8 The Butt™ New Year’s Eve Extravaballsa Fartsa — louder, dumber, and absolutely unnecessary… just the way we like it.After the break, we hear from listeners who’ve been along for the ride this season, then wrap things up with a very on-brand game: revisiting 2025’s episode titles to see if we can even remember what the hell we talked about. Spoiler: we cannot.It’s reflective, ridiculous, and the perfect sendoff to our Mean Girls era.🎧 Thanks for sitting with us this season — we’ll see you January 4.✨ Stay messy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — consider it your year-end apology.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we fully surrender to Christmas chaos. In the first half, we break down our very specific (and very strong) opinions on Christmas music — what belongs on repeat, what gets skipped immediately, and what should absolutely not be played in public settings.In the second half, we take a nostalgic turn and revisit some of our old commercials (growth is optional), then try to guess which unhinged songs would be blasting on 88.8 The Butt — our sponsor this week with their Christmas Month Radio Show Special. It’s louder, dumber, and somehow more festive than ever.After the break, we hear from a ton of listeners this week, then wrap things up with a game to determine who our true top top is, courtesy of Spotify Wrapped exposing everyone’s listening habits.It’s chaotic, loud, and full of holiday nonsense — exactly how Christmas should be.🎧 Tune in, grab the aux, and prepare to argue about holiday music.✨ Join the Christmas chaos: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — it’s literally the only gift we want.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re taking a joyride straight back to the 2000s — a simpler, weirder time when Jeff Dunham, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and dial-up internet had us all in a chokehold. We unpack the chaos of early comedy, questionable fashion, and just how feral online life really was back then.Jay also spills a little family drama (because what’s nostalgia without trauma?), and naturally, things spiral into full-blown laughter from there.Our faithful sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt™ — the morning radio show that refuses to quit, just like your favorite pair of bootcut jeans.After the break, we hear from listeners who proudly have us as their top podcast on Spotify Wrapped (you’re our people ❤️), then roast our own Wrapped results — because apparently, we have no taste and no shame.🎧 Tune in for nostalgia, nonsense, and noise levels that would’ve crashed a 2004 Dell desktop.✨ Blast from the past: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send Larry the Cable Guy to do your voicemail greeting.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re going full investigative journalist — minus the credibility — as we talk true crime and the strange obsession the world (and us) has with it. From wild theories to real-life mysteries, nothing is off-limits… except maybe our search history after this episode.In the second half, we dive deep into the JonBenét Ramsey case, which means chaos, speculation, and way too many inappropriate jokes.Our totally legitimate sponsor this week? Garottes to K*ll Anthony™ — the only product guaranteed to shut Anthony up... permanently.After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before wrapping things up with a game that somehow turned into an actual crime. (No worries — the statute of limitations has probably expired.)🎧 Tune in for conspiracy, comedy, and crimes we definitely didn’t commit.✨ Investigate with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll reopen your cold case.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we get real — like, actually real — as we dive into constructive criticism, self-awareness, and learning how to handle ourselves (and each other) a little better. It’s part therapy session, part comedy show, and somehow still a mess… but in the best way.We even open up about a real moment of discourse in our friendship — how we handled it, what we learned, and why talking it out (on a mic, obviously) works better than bottling it up.Of course, it’s not all tears — there’s still plenty of laughter, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and the glorious return of our favorite sponsor: 88.8 The Butt™ — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Therapy.After the break, we read some heartfelt (and hysterical) messages from our Beardos, discover that Jay desperately needs new glasses, and wrap it all up with a short but eye-opening game inspired by the day’s news.🎧 Tune in for feelings, fart jokes, and a side of emotional growth — Thanksgiving edition.✨ Get cozy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — it’s cheaper than therapy.

This week on Beards & Sundries, things get real spicy as we talk all about sex — the good, the bad, and the “how did I even pull that off?” From our wild younger days to how age changes the game (and the stamina), nothing’s off limits. In the second half, we dive into our kinks — and yes, it’s every bit as chaotic, hilarious, and questionably educational as you’d expect. There’s at least one thing we probably shouldn’t have said on record. Our sponsor this week? Jay’s Kink Demonstration™ — a fully clothed, poorly supervised educational experience in dominance… and confusion. After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before ending the show with a wild round of Never Have I Ever, where things get personal fast and our moral compasses officially retire. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, blushes, and stories that could never air on network TV. ✨ Come be bad with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll tell your mom what your kink is.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re celebrating the ultimate holiday — Thanksgiving — the one time of year it’s socially acceptable to eat an entire pie and call it gratitude. Our sponsor this week? The Pronunciate Dictionary™ — finally, a book to help Jay say literally anything correctly. (Available wherever words are butchered.) After the break, things get surprisingly heartfelt as we dive into a real therapy session about our friendship — and somehow, no one cries… probably. Then, we wrap things up with a round of Smash or Pass: Mid-Century Modern Thanksgiving Dishes, featuring culinary crimes like gelatin salads and mystery meats that should’ve stayed in 1957. Make it to the end, and you’ll laugh so hard you’ll need leftovers for recovery. 🎧 Tune in for food, feelings, and full-blown foolishness. ✨ Come feast with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you eat aspic.

This week on Beards & Sundries, the stars finally aligned — because Amazon didn’t crash our studio for once! Instead, we went intergalactic and talked about space, the mysterious 3I/ATLAS object, and the ongoing scam known as daylight savings time (seriously, who keeps approving this?). Then, we dive headfirst into the Mandela Effect, where we realize CERN probably broke reality — because Fruit of the Loom absolutely had a cornucopia. We remember. You remember. Someone’s lying. Our sponsor this week? The Cornucopia Conundrum™ — the psychological thriller that may or may not exist, depending on which timeline you’re from. Anthony started the episode with very low expectations for this topic, but ended up having the time of his life. Naturally, Jay won’t shut up about it post-recording. After the break, we invent entire new universes that prove why we shouldn’t be allowed near microphones unsupervised. 🎧 Tune in for space talk, time chaos, and multiverse-level nonsense. ✨ Step into the void: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll have CERN delete your cornucopia too.

This week on Beards & Sundries, everything that could go wrong… did. Thanks to Amazon Web Services having a meltdown of biblical proportions, our studio crashed, our edits broke, and honestly — we’re lucky this episode even exists. But hey, the chaos fits us. Between tech disasters, we dive into the supernatural: ghosts, aliens, and all the creepy mysteries that make us question reality (and our Wi-Fi). Then we take things up a notch with a trip to Area 51, where Jay did NOT raid... damn. Our sponsor this week? OnlyFans.com/Mothman™ — the cryptid who proves that sometimes it is about the wingspan. After the break, we hear from one brave listener before ending with a delightfully deranged round of F*ck, Marry, K*ll, because nothing says “technical difficulties” like rating your romantic options mid-apocalypse. 🎧 Tune in for ghosts, glitches, and gays — in that order. ✨ Beam us up (if the servers stay online): 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or Mothman’s sending you AWS downtime energy.

Gather ‘round the rainbow campfire, kids — this week on Beards & Sundries, we’re sharing our deepest fears. From creepy crawlies to commitment issues, nothing is off-limits. Jay, of course, is terrified of something completely absurd (and honestly? relatable).After the break, we face our fears head-on — or at least pretend to — and decide which ones are actually rational… and which are just gay panic in disguise.This week’s sponsor? Mary Planner’s Cauliflower Cheesecake™ — the only dessert that’ll make you question God, science, and why Mary keeps doing this.We wrap things up with listener messages and a game of Would You Rather, where the choices are apparently pretty easy?🎧 Tune in for fear, laughter, and enough chaos to raise Goosebumps.✨ Scream responsibly: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or Mary will bake you a cauliflower cheesecake.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we face the ultimate terror — aging. From back pain that hits like a jump scare to skincare routines that could fund a small nation, we’re laughing (and crying) through the slow decay of our youthful glow. In the second half, we class things up just a little with a chat about horror literature — because if we’re gonna be scared, it might as well be by a book and not our reflection. Our very scientific sponsor this week: The Anti-Aging Suppository™ — it’s totally natural, easy to insert, and may cause side effects such as broken headboards, leakage, and being a bad boy. (Spoiler: it’s a p*nis.) After the break, we hear from our listeners and dive into a spontaneous round of F*ck, M*rry, K*ll, because nothing says emotional maturity like ranking people you’ll never meet. 🎧 Tune in for horror, humor, and at least one conversation we’ll regret later. ✨ Stay youthful, kind of: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send you a complimentary Anti-Aging Suppository. No returns accepted.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re asking the eternal question: are horror movie victims actually dumb… or would we make the exact same boneheaded choices while running through the woods in the dark? Spoiler: one of us is tripping, one of us is screaming, and one of us is already dead in the opening credits.In the second half, we get brutally honest about how we’d survive in a horror flick (or, more accurately, how we wouldn’t). Would we outsmart the killer, or die trying to grab snacks on the way out? Place your bets.This week’s sponsor? Poke 2™ — the unnecessary sequel no one asked for, but everyone gets anyway. (Seriously, who greenlit this?)After the break, we chat with our beloved Beardos before Anthony challenges us to a game of Name That Horror Franchise — where his clues are just vague enough to be useless.🎧 Tune in for screams, laughs, and the kind of survival plans that would get us all killed in the first 15 minutes.✨ Survive with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll hide in the basement with the lights off and wait for you.

This week on Beards & Sundries, Jay is back from his big gay European adventure and ready to spill all the tea — from cobblestone chaos to international wine goggles. He even dishes out his best survival tips for long-haul flights (spoiler: none involve crying in the airplane bathroom, but it’s implied).Our sponsor this week is BS Lingo™ — the only language app that teaches you essential phrases like “Where’s the wine?” and “No, I will not clap when the plane lands.”After that, we check in with listener emails before Joe tortures us with a game of Guess That In-Flight Food Price. $12 for a bag of chips? Sounds about right.All of this while Jay is still fighting off jet lag, which only makes the chaos better.🎧 Tune in for exhausted laughs, overpriced snacks, and questionable travel advice.✨ Fly with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you download BS Lingo and learn “Where’s the bathroom?” in Klingon.

Beardos, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have been on individual fitness journeys and as a result, they've found themselves shopping for new outfits more often. A task gay men notoriously hate... this week in the break room, we're talking about some of our favorite styles and what all Jay is going to be wearing (or not wearing) on his cruise! Join us for a scantily clad discussion as we attempt to stay on subject during yet another lunch break in the Beards & Sundries Market.🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it.📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242📧 Email: [email protected]🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.

Beardos, in a shocking turn of events at the market, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have produced an episode that is, dare I say, empathetic towards children. You won't want to miss this one, if only to revel in the fact of our near caring about tiny humans.🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it. 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re venting about doctor appointments — the waiting rooms, the bills, the mystery pokes and prods — and of course, Jay’s medical adventures that somehow veer into territory no HIPAA form could prepare you for. Proudly sponsored by The Beards & Sundries Free Clinic™ — because nothing says “quality healthcare” like a clipboard, a coupon, and three gays with stethoscopes... and a weird rash. We also play our new favorite game: Name That Doctor Nobody’s Ever Heard Of! As always, it’s unhinged, it’s messy, and it’s exactly what you signed up for. 🎧 Tune in for medical chaos with zero co-pay. ✨ Wanna book an appointment? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll schedule you a colonoscopy with Dr. Phil.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re raging against life’s tiny annoyances — the petty little inconveniences that shouldn’t matter but somehow ruin our whole vibe. Jay even gets a little intimate with a story that… well, you’ll just have to hear it to believe it.Our iconic sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Still Funny. (They are. Don’t lie.)We also hear from listeners before Joe drags us into a round of Smash or Pass: Fair Food Edition — because the Minnesota State Fair is coming, and someone has to judge whether deep-fried butter is sexy or just a crime.As always, chaos reigns, laughs are loud (RIP Jay’s decibel meter), and you’ll wonder how we’re still allowed microphones.🎧 Tune in and embrace the nonsense.✨ Want in? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send 88.8 The Butt to prank-call your Grandma.