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Beards & Sundries
by Joe, Jay, and Anthony
Tap into the mystical with Beards & Sundries—the ultimate weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast where your favorite "Beardos" swap their video game controllers for tarot cards this season 🔮 Joe, Jay, and Anthony are peering into the crystal ball for a brand-new season of witchy vibes, occult chaos, and spiritual snark. We’re navigating the Major Arcana while tackling the real-life "boss battles" of being queer millennials today. From tarot readings and witchy pop culture to unfiltered takes on gay dating, bear culture, cookie reviews, and Southern life, we’re reading your future one episode at a time. Whether you’re a lifelong occult fan, spiritually curious, or just here for the unhinged comedy, there’s a seat on our couch. 🔮 Website: https://beardsandsundries.com 👕 Our Shop! </str
Episodes
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BOOMER GOONER
Boomer Gooner! 🏈 (yes... we are making fun of both Oklahoma University AND Boomers with just this title) Boomer Sooner? More like Boomer Gooner! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony put a delightfully filthy twist on Oklahoma’s most...
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Vers Gays Saved the World
Step across timelines, Beardos—and watch out for the mysterious noise! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony explore the wild concept of the multiverse. Jay gets a fast, crushing reality check when he realizes multiverse theory has...
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A Dumpy of an Episode
Last call is coming, Beardos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony pull up a stool to discuss all things bar culture. From wild nightlife war stories and chaotic bar experiences to the ultimate list of pet peeves and annoyances that…
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Are We Better Than and Audiobook?
Put your earbuds in and get ready to derail! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony start off attempting to discuss the world of audiobooks—which, in true Beardo fashion, stays on track for about four minutes before spiraling completely…
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You dirty bird, how could you!?
Tropes, dark romance disasters, and jet-lagged delirium! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony sprint through a debate on pop-culture tropes just so we can dive headfirst into literary chaos. Anthony and Jay read the controversial, dark...
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We Have Something to EXPOSE!!!
Survey says: absolute chaos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take a trip down television memory lane to talk all things game shows. From classic retro buzzer-beaters to modern daytime madness, the boys spiral down a rabbit hole of...
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DDAAD!! DDEEAD!! HE'S FINE! HE SENDS HIS LOVE!!
This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony tackle the chaotic world of baby names. Jay airs all his grievances against kids born in the 2000s—specifically how every name sounds entirely identical despite having 47 unnecessary vowels and rogue...
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Fart it Out
Clench your fists and buckle up, bitches! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern healthcare. It all starts with Anthony’s dramatic, ordeal-level doctor's appointment, leading the boys...
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Karen Burger
Did you order a blowout or did you get a bl*wjob on live television? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are unpacking the viral QVC slip-up heard 'round the world before diving headfirst into two of our favorite topics: juicy...
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When Life Gives You Pandemics, GET DRUNK!
Did it actually happen in 2020, or did your brain just mash all of lockdown into one giant fever dream? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are taking a nostalgic, hilarious, and slightly traumatic trip back to the COVID-19 pandemic.…
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TexASS size episode!
Everything is bigger in Texas—including our list of complaints! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take aim at the Lone Star State. We break down the very few things we actually like about Texas, and dive deep into the long list of...
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Move over Jenny Craig, Try New Cyclosporiasis
Wash your produce and buckle up, Beardos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are tackling the latest health panic sweeping the news: Cyclosporiasis. The boys dive into the hype around this parasitic stomach bug and openly question how...
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Lets Wack On The Course
Grab your golf balls and check your grip! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are heading out to the green for an episode entirely dedicated to the sport of golf. The boys discuss their personal love-hate relationship with the game....
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Too Busy BiscingOFF To Think of an Episode Title
Are those wedding bells or just the Major Arcana acting up? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are breaking down the biggest pop culture event of the year: the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding at Madison Square Garden! Inspired…
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Pulling a New Season! Welcome Back to season 9!
The cards have been dealt, Beardos! Welcome to the Season 9 premiere of Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast hosted by three gay millennial daddies—Joe, Jay, and Anthony. This season, we are trading our video game controllers for the occult as we kick off our official…
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GAME OVER: for more than just this season in modern America
Episode 24 the FINALE: It’s the grand finale, Beardos! We’ve reached the end of the line for Season 8, and we’re dedicating this entire episode to the art of the finale. We dive into iconic pop culture endings and draft a list of everyday nuisances we wish would just end already. Inside the…
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Pride & Parody
Episode 23: It’s time for Pride & Parody. This week, the boys celebrate Pride Month with their signature brand of unfiltered comedy and a heavy dose of straying completely off-topic. Highlights include: Mary Planners Panines: A special word from our sponsor about the wonders of microwaveable...
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We're Sorry, Gen Z
Episode 22: We’re sorry, Gen Z. It’s a somber but hilarious realization this week as the guys look at the youngest working generation and realize we owe them a massive apology. We break down the traits we love to make fun of, only to admit that Millennials and Boomers created the exact landscape...
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Poop Butt
Episode 21: This week, we’re dealing with the heavy stuff... and the messy stuff. We open the floor to discuss the existential crises hanging over our heads, only for the tone to completely derail when Jay confesses to a nighttime accident that inspired this week’s lovely title. Highlights…
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BeB*tched
Episode 20: Jay’s been be-bitched, and nobody is safe. This week, we’re dissecting Jay’s recent bad mood and lightheartedly pointing the finger at one of our own listeners for casting a hex on the studio. Highlights include: The Mood Ward: Exploring why Jay is vexed and how we’re handling it. Bad...
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Show us your ASPICS!!!
Episode 19: Show us your aspics! This week, the boys talk sweets, but the episode quickly devolves from a classy debate on international desserts into a deep dive into the absolute horror of vintage meat aspics. Highlights include: The Dessert Debate: Our thoughts on global treats and sugar…
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I can barely taste the alcohol in this!
Episode 18: Grab a glass of Boyd’s Famous Lemonade and bear with us—this one is a wild ride. This week, we’re reflecting on our past lives as professional drinkers, sharing stories that prove we’re lucky to be here today. Highlights of the chaos: Drinking Histories: We look back at the nights…
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We're Late! We're Late! For a very important date!
Episode 17: If you’re late to this episode, don’t worry—we’re used to it. This week, we tackle the frustration of businesses that can’t stick to a schedule, Jay’s harrowing journey home from Florida on Delta, and our absolute excitement over a voicemail from Oscar Montoya (Dropout TV, Dimension...
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An Episode About the Only Three Famous People Named "Truman" (Plus One Other)
Get out those tin foil hats and your industrial-sized popcorn buckets, beardos! This week we're wandering down the road of conspiracy via the gateway of the classic film, "The Truman Show". From Truman Capote to Harry S Truman, we're going to touch on every famous person with the name and how we...
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What Do Chris Farley and Billy Mays Have in Common...
Join us as we navigate a humorous and insightful discussion on how movies from the '90s and early 2000s age over time, with sharp takes on Hollywood stereotypes, problematic tropes, and cultural shifts. Plus, get an inside look at our quirky podcast antics and our newly revamped website with a…
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Salt, Fat, ASS and heat
Episode 14: We’re getting literary—sort of. This week, the crew discusses "Salt, Fat, Ass and Heat," a deep dive into our reading habits, Joe’s extensive cookbook collection, and the childhood stories we still remember. Highlights include: Literary Trauma: The books we were forced to read in…
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XTRA XTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! STR8 MEN INVENT SPORTS TO BE GAY 4 EACH OTHER
Episode 13: STOP THE PRESSES! This week, we are exposing the "Masculine Masquerade." We’re taking a deep dive into the world of sports, hobbies, and traditions invented by straight men that are—let's be honest—just an excuse to be gay for one another. Today’s Top Stories: The Masquerade Exposed:...
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The Biggest Snowflake Ever Was Found In A Red State
Episode 12: The boys are back in town after a one-week hiatus of pure chaos. This week, we’re tackling the "Biggest Snowflake" ever—and we aren’t just talking about the weather. We discuss the erratic Oklahoma March storms and Jay’s harrowing romantic retreat to Colorado that left him without...
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Is There Pepper in This??
Get your Raye Dunn mugs, Stanley cups, and Target gift cards ready beardos... this week we are talking all things white people. From mild takes, like white people having low spice tolerance, to wild takes, like white people having no spice tolerance, this episode has it all! (if "it all" is white...
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Faking Not Being Disappointed in a Concave Butt
Episode 10: How do you react when your date's "assets" aren't what you expected? This week, the crew dives into the world of cringe-worthy bedroom experiences, including Jay’s unfortunate encounter with a "concave butt." Highlights of the episode: Cringe Confessions: We share the moments we wish…
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Kink Shaming You Right Into This PODCAST!!
Episode 9: We’re kink shaming you right into the bedroom this week. In our most "transparent" episode yet, the crew opens up about what goes on behind closed doors. We talk about everything from the logistical nightmare of food in the bedroom to the psychological allure of uniforms, and some…
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GOONING FOR JAY
Episode 8: We are "Gooning for Jay" this week as we celebrate a life-changing milestone. Jay officially had his final cancer checkup following his 2020 diagnosis, and we’re reflecting on the journey, the perspective it’s given the whole crew, and why every day is a win. Also in this episode:...
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Strains, Gains, and Tiny Brains
Get your sweatbands on, grab your two pound free weights, and get those knees UP, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about their gym experiences. From abusive old men, to men with tree trunks for legs, to women whose bob wigs aren't fooling anyone, we really hit every muscle group...
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The Christmas Album is a HOAX
Beardos, you may have been hearing a buzz on the "lamestream" media about the alleged Jon Reilly "Christmas Album", but we are here to tell you that it's all fake. It's just the liberal media trying yet again to make baseless and foundless accusations about the Beards & Sundries Market (the...
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Cabin Fever & 8 Inches
Season 8, Episode 5: Oklahoma got hit with 8 inches of snow, and we’ve officially developed Cabin Fever. This week, we discuss the struggle of being trapped inside during a historic January freeze and why we suddenly felt the need to re-watch Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever. Highlights include: The Great...
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Alcohol May Be Needed For This Episode... Let The Roasting Commence
Episode 4: Alcohol may be needed for this episode... let the roasting commence. We’ll be honest—we lost the plot on this one. What was supposed to be a cozy talk about snow days quickly devolved into Jay’s dating life, a Crumbl Cookie intervention with Anthony, and a lot of pre-show cocktails....
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Millennial Crimes, Elderly Senators, & Why We’re Arguing About Cream Pies
Episode 3: It’s Millennials vs. Boomers in our most chaotic generational breakdown yet. This week, we discuss the "crimes" of our generation, from our obsession with 2006 nostalgia to the habits we refuse to give up. We also tackle the "Cream Pie" debate that went completely off the rails and…
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"Honey, The Land!" Sylvia Browne Screams At Us.
Season 8, Episode 2: Strap in for a journey through pop culture chaos and road rage. This week, we discuss the viral resurgence of Sylvia Browne (Honey, the land!), our latest obsession with Crumbl Cookies, and the exciting world of dash cam drama and bad drivers. We also take a trip down memory...
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Level 8-1: Press START for GTA 6, Sim and Millennial Nostalgia!
In this Season 8 premiere, the Beards & Sundries crew dives into Level 8-1 with a deep dive into retro gaming nostalgia. We’re talking about The Sims, Sim City, and Roller Coaster Tycoon while looking ahead to the massive GTA 6 2026 release. As a top-ranked LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, we also tackle…
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Closing the Burn Book on Season 7
It’s the Season 7 finale of Beards & Sundries, and we’re officially slamming the Burn Book shut. This week, we look back on the year, reflect on what worked, what didn’t, and what we’re hoping to bring into the new year when we return January 4 with Season 8 — because get ready for 8-bit of fun....
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All I Want For Christmas Is The Aux Cord
This week on Beards & Sundries, we fully surrender to Christmas chaos. In the first half, we break down our very specific (and very strong) opinions on Christmas music — what belongs on repeat, what gets skipped immediately, and what should absolutely not be played in public settings. In the…
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I’m Comin’ for Ya, Bambi
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re taking a joyride straight back to the 2000s — a simpler, weirder time when Jeff Dunham, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and dial-up internet had us all in a chokehold. We unpack the chaos of early comedy, questionable fashion, and just how feral online life…
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Stranger Things Chapter 7 — The Mysterious Case of How This True Crime of a Show Is Still On Air
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re going full investigative journalist — minus the credibility — as we talk true crime and the strange obsession the world (and us) has with it. From wild theories to real-life mysteries, nothing is off-limits… except maybe our search history after this episode....
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Why Do Therapy When We Can Just Cry On Air!?
This week on Beards & Sundries, we get real — like, actually real — as we dive into constructive criticism, self-awareness, and learning how to handle ourselves (and each other) a little better. It’s part therapy session, part comedy show, and somehow still a mess… but in the best way. We even…
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Let's Talk About S*X... Baby!!
This week on Beards & Sundries, things get real spicy as we talk all about sex — the good, the bad, and the “how did I even pull that off?” From our wild younger days to how age changes the game (and the stamina), nothing’s off limits. In the second half, we dive into our kinks — and yes, it’s...
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Thankful for FOOD MONTH.... and i guess our friendship
This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re celebrating the ultimate holiday — Thanksgiving — the one time of year it’s socially acceptable to eat an entire pie and call it gratitude. Our sponsor this week? The Pronunciate Dictionary™ — finally, a book to help Jay say literally anything correctly....
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Fruit of the Loom Had a Cornucopia… Fight Me
This week on Beards & Sundries, the stars finally aligned — because Amazon didn’t crash our studio for once! Instead, we went intergalactic and talked about space, the mysterious 3I/ATLAS object, and the ongoing scam known as daylight savings time (seriously, who keeps approving this?). Then, we...
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Amazon Ruined This Episode
This week on Beards & Sundries, everything that could go wrong… did. Thanks to Amazon Web Services having a meltdown of biblical proportions, our studio crashed, our edits broke, and honestly — we’re lucky this episode even exists. But hey, the chaos fits us. Between tech disasters, we dive into...
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Are You Afraid Of The Gay?
Gather ‘round the rainbow campfire, kids — this week on Beards & Sundries, we’re sharing our deepest fears. From creepy crawlies to commitment issues, nothing is off-limits. Jay, of course, is terrified of something completely absurd (and honestly? relatable). After the break, we face our fears...
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Hot Gays In Their Expiration Era
This week on Beards & Sundries, we face the ultimate terror — aging. From back pain that hits like a jump scare to skincare routines that could fund a small nation, we’re laughing (and crying) through the slow decay of our youthful glow. In the second half, we class things up just a little with a...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Tap into the mystical with Beards & Sundries—the ultimate weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast where your favorite "Beardos" swap their video game controllers for tarot cards this season 🔮
Joe, Jay, and Anthony are peering into the crystal ball for a brand-new season of witchy vibes, occult chaos, and spiritual snark. We’re navigating the Major Arcana while tackling the real-life "boss battles" of being queer millennials today.
From tarot readings and witchy pop culture to unfiltered takes on gay dating, bear culture, cookie reviews, and Southern life, we’re reading your future one episode at a time. Whether you’re a lifelong occult fan, spiritually curious, or just here for the unhinged comedy, there’s a seat on our couch.
🔮 Website: https://beardsandsundries.com
👕 Our Shop! </str
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Joe, Jay, and Anthony
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Tap into the mystical with Beards & Sundries—the ultimate weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast where your favorite "Beardos" swap their video game controllers for tarot cards this season 🔮 Joe, Jay, and Anthony are peering into the crystal ball for a brand-new season of witchy vibes, occult chaos, and...
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