Are Tariffs Just Sports Gambling?

This is episode 70 of the WET Podcast.WET LIVE TICKETSFriday, May 30, 7:30 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - New studio / New Golf Clubs00:01:43 - Bureaucracy00:03:00 - Justin wants to go to Vegas00:03:45 - Phillip almost forgets our sponsor00:04:23 - Phillip is sports gambling00:05:53 - Markus hates Colt Keith00:08:07 - How much it costs to be a pro golfer00:08:27 - Justin could have been a pro bowler00:11:51 - We still call X “Twitter”00:12:45 - Luka Doncic returns to Dallas00:13:17 - IT’S PHILLIP’S BIRTHDAY!00:14:07 - Are we a sports podcast?00:15:03 - Tariff Talk00:17:16 - Why is lunch meat so expensive?00:20:17 - What’s the best cheese?00:23:25 - Florida is pro child-labor00:28:22 - This episode is not what Justin thought00:30:30 - Markus ACTUALLY explains tariffs00:32:55 - Children are spoiled now00:33:51 - Piss bottles showing up everywhere (epidemic?)00:36:54 - Articles about how many articles there are00:37:26 - OnlyFans getting sued for catphishing00:39:03 - AI chicks are never mean00:40:11 - Markus and his prison diet00:43:11 - Markus is having crazy dreams00:47:26 - Taking naps with baseball in the background00:48:28 - It’s Masters weekend00:49:35 - Lessons from sobriety00:50:20 - Markus got blacked out drunk at a German soccer game00:52:37 - Justin getting drunk on Captain and Root Beer00:55:05 - Get drunk and listen to our podcast!00:55:24 - Autistic people are telepathic00:58:15 - Coast to Coast AM confirms telepathy theories01:00:17 - Aliens: are they real?01:01:03 - Murder mystery podcasts in a haunted attic01:01:34 - Haunted stories from the Sunset Strip01:05:20 - Markus explains the brothel experience to Justin and Phillip01:06:54 - Amsterdam has the best red light district01:08:28 - Why there’s a push to make weed illegal again01:11:24 - Politicians should live like monks01:12:25 - Phillip breaks down why University of Texas won’t fix the highway01:14:30 - The NCAA is fake and NIL is b.s.01:16:03 - The Government is still screwing Joe the Plumber_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass