Hello again all you property brothers and property mothers welcome to another episode of Jesse and Wilder's Guide to Life. I'm Jesse. That's wild I'm weird a guide your life really caught me Really baited me with that one. Yep.
Yeah, that's maybe the I you're pretty stone cold during those but I got this is a Rare win for me in the opening look gang if you think we weren't just talking about the property brothers before A little warm up. I guess you could say not that that's something that we do Can you imagine what a warm up for this guide would be what would that look like? I mean, let me tell you let me give you guys the rundown. I'll give you I'm gonna pull the curtain right on back Okay, and here's a couple of things first we decided topic about one minute before we start this one exceptionally Like I didn't even honestly think about the fact that we didn't have a topic until went till you said what topics to be to yeah Second whileers text me you wearing a shirt or not And that's about the picture on the same page.
We're not cuz I ain't all right hold it give me one sec Give me a little Oh bro, no, no, no, no that you're wearing a shirt and I'll know the vibe is fucked up or these jumbo vibes Are these not all right? It's done There's my guy and they wouldn't let us do a video podcast. We begged them. They said no.
I don't understand why My god, baby's never taking this fucking close up Did I ever tell you about the shower installation guy that I had that made too many references to me undressing to get into a shower What does he give me an example? The building I lived in once sent a man to come give people new shower heads that were a little complicated So we had to explain them which is like guys if you need someone to explain a fucking shower head to me like it's too complicated Yeah, you got the wrong one you just sent me the nastiest fucking photo I Just look at pictures of the property brothers right now, and I can't believe They didn't get these dudes to play the winkle-foss twins Get out of get in our mentions you think that Jonathan Scott and Drew Scott the property brothers are having sexual intercourse with one another I do well, okay, so they are for sure the two property brothers are one is married one is engaged both are fucking each other and As of like today big congratulations to our good friend whatever his name is yeah It's not a John the thing. I think Jonathan. Yeah, John and Drew are their names So but I actually have a perfect segue oh for many for a very long time my banner photo on I think Facebook and Twitter honestly it might still be this was a picture of one of the property brothers on his bachelor party oh Go ahead and Google a Drew Scott bachelor party, and you'll see why it was my photo Everybody do this at home to cuz I'll just I'm not even gonna lie.
We're not gonna post it so Google it if you're in your car do it safely but do it immediately don't pull over anything property brothers Drew Scott bachelor party in Italy Am I doing an image search for this yeah image search please image search please Yeah, so there's so many so many different looking types of people in this photo the boy and pink this child The boy isn't correct word for him. He's a little tiny little man so folks that Moby Photograph of one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven four fifteen sixteen adult men Which by the way, we'll talk about numbers, but that ain't it Very not quite lit yikes. They are all wearing sort of matching suit types But all of a different like monochromatic so like the main dude isn't white obviously his brother isn't red Which is sort of like an angel devil vibe that I appreciate This little fucking Lannister over here situation Zach Levi could be the third property brother a hundred percent and he's just so yoked compared to these two goobers But they're also it's like orange and baby blue and yellow there are like two dudes in the back that are not in on it Maybe they're not a part of the batch party, but I also want to point out Why also point out like it does look like they're all running towards the can't like purple guy now It looks like it looks like a screenshot from like a beetle mania situation Like they're all running away from the fans. Yeah, maybe that's what's going on So my man with the button down that did not get the jacket memo He might just be a casual passing glancer I bet can I give you my bet and I would put as a betman I would put probably like a thousand dollars on this that is no Absolutely not a shadowed out for me.
That's an in-law. That is that dudes Brother and he was like no Drew. I'm not gonna buy a fucking what no. I'm not gonna buy green suit I'll wear a green button down in my jeans.
I want to be comfortable. Thank you and the child's not running Who's watching the child this little guy these damn property brothers cuz with this little guy and they're talking if they want it He's like he's like their Jiminy cricket Oh, man, they're all wearing cool sunglasses. It's a hooten hauler this photo. You should definitely give it a check I just think that there's a lot going on there is it's almost like a where's wall though I like it just like the more you look at it like check it to okay to the right of the main guy There's a man wearing like a navy blue suit.
He kind of dissures the people are looking at this picture because we waste a lot of minutes Otherwise, no, no, they're looking they're looking we I'll post this one I'll post this one now while we are recording so that I don't forget The guy in the navy blue he kind of disappears because he's the owner of the normal suit, but peep his hands, baby My guy is clenched. Oh, yeah, he's fucking ready to throw down dude He looks like what's his dude in the bathroom admission impossible Fucking cock cock and lock his fists to beat the shit out of Ethan on it's what it looks like. Oh fuck dude This is good content. I think so.
I think you know if you if you press your face up really close when you cross your eyes and you pull back It's like a magic eye agreed. Yes, it's and the more I see the less I understand and let me ask you this How much do you think they paid that black guy to be there? He definitely got the invite from the this honky crew and was like, oh, that's weird I'm not even that close with drew and then he got them. It was like oh I see what's happening here I see damn dudes.
Well, yeah, check this out because it is a fantastic image none of the men look happy And that's sort of a crucial moment. Oh wait. There's a photo one two three four five six seven eight nine ten Okay, let's like there's ten the other guys in the background are not a part of it I found a different photo anyways, and that's our show. Thank you so much for listening Thank you so much tune in next week when we look at another picture and talk about how fucking funny it is dude Picture podcast grew's got to be the first place.
We're doing that's the party. I think yes We're doing that. I'm gonna specifically say batch party because I think there are some things sure that we can say about a bachelor Rhett just a you like stag do or a hen do bruv. What are you saying stag do and a hen do is that it?
Are those dinosaurs what the hell is that the British versions of this? Oh my god get lost Numbers wise, what do we think like eight is very quite lit? Is that even too much? Well a lot of this is gonna really depend on what you're doing fair Is the max agreed agree it sucks because you want to include people and You don't need to right?
I mean, okay, so actually maybe we should start even though we have yet to get into the room We're 10 minutes deep I will start by saying that I'm a person who has been married and did not have a bachelor party because I didn't really want one and I think that's also very not quite lit like I know why you didn't but I think you should have one sure I'll say it's a demerit not having one. Yeah, I guess me making a personal choice, but part of the Gigantic issue for me is I have such anxiety just on the regular not even just with this but like pretty normally I have enormous anxiety mixing friend groups and then you throw family in there and I just get so I I don't like it. I don't I have to tell you. I don't know about Family dude.
I don't need it. It's family a to I think it has to be a two It's I mean at the best like right into bachelor parties with people's family and it's like why are you here? It is yeah It's tough because it what what the purpose of a batch party is is incredibly sort of Tough to target because it does feel like it's for the groom or the bride But it's also mostly for me, huh? If I'm gonna spend all this money on your special little trip Here's what I really believe and of course is there's exceptions But I think it a bachelor party is best left planned by someone that's not you right right and that is that's another reason Why in mind was tough because I have a problem.
I don't want any I don't I guess I'm a control freak I can't stand the idea of being like yeah, dude You let it you you make all the choices and I'm sure I'll have a great time I would just like to think that someone like would know me well enough to not make me do a bunch of shit I hate you know like if I said plan my bachelor party and you were like great. We're going to a rave I'd be like what are you doing? Yeah? Yeah, okay, so family is a two Me say I'm going to say the bride and groomer three huh, huh?
That's pretty Essential, but maybe they're they're not It's a one but I get the people like it and they you can give it to God I'm gonna do nothing but piss people off. I don't like when they do them in the same place at the same time okay Yeah, I have done this and I I actually It's not a batch party then. It's just you're on a big group trip. Yeah, that's true.
That is true It's a forced vacation in that point. So here's my problem is that I agree with you basically entirely the problem is that met much of the like Batch party ethos of like your last fling like we're gonna go to the strip ball. We're gonna get a stripper We're gonna like that stuff kind of skis me out. I'm tough at that stuff So that is why it's hard for me to get over the hurdle of like Oh, I don't want to joint batch party because like why I guess but like I don't know I wouldn't even think of that right the lame stuff toss it in very not quite like guys It's like the last hurrah shit.
I know okay. Let's I don't know what to call that What is that's that's maybe like vibe unless it's like on the girls side. I have to tell you yeah Why is that is it just because because penises are weird? Yeah, I agree These are weird new merch something that I see with bachelor parties a lot is and I guess like whatever I can't we can't say batch of bachelor because like that those are gendered and I don't know what yeah Whatever the fuck you want, but dude like all of the like I feel like oftentimes There is a lot of and this is mostly on the if you are marrying a man type of deal There are a lot of like the straws or penises and that shit is good to me Yeah, dude the penis draws it's funny.
It's a classic the penis guy loves the penis draws I'll give that no higher than it too. I hate the penis. It's crazy for crew. Can I say six is very very quite lit?
Yeah, I absolutely agree I think regardless of what you're doing six is And look if you've had a batch party or you're planning one and you're like I don't have six guys six We understand that six is an impossible number because like you have to include your whole wedding party probably like on your side if you have one So that's at least probably for your four people and yourself parties I'm over them. You did it right. Yeah, dude. You got a scrap What are they for who needs them?
I was in Nashville recently and obviously it's a place where the streets are flooded with Batch parties and sometimes I just see people rolling with like 10,000 people and I'm like holy shit None of you are having fun. This looks fucking miserable. There's just no way dudes Cheese always very not quite lit with the exception of New Orleans is a classic batch party destination in my yeah So your your Nashville's I sounds like Asheville also Definitely. Yeah, I think New Orleans is different because it's such a fucking magical wonderful place But the rest of them I don't like God Nashville the downtown part is hell as none of the charm That New Orleans does sorry Nashville listeners, but like the cool parts of Nashville were dope But like no one's going to that from a bash the party classic batch party cities into what do you think about just a regular city?
like we're gonna go to New York we're gonna go to LA we're gonna go to San Francisco like I think that is a Three if if you have that magic six or under yeah, because that is a tough one You can't see the six oh my god How we haven't talked about like why a huge reason why is like oh my god getting it anywhere with like eight people now You have to call two ubers fuck me that's like a bit here's the other thing that sucks about this If it doesn't even matter if all of you are cool and fun and chill if you have two choices Try to not plan anything and on the fucking fly Deliver it with six or more people about what to do each day or be a little control freak plan every single thing and take All the joy out of the trip it just it's not that fun to be doing stuff with a large group Oh my god, I don't know if that's activities or what but like the planning dude. Oh, it stinks That's why another reason why I think you shouldn't plan your own well Yeah, of course the one I am planning a cabin Yes of a like Airbnb a cabin a a little getaway House where all the activities take place or most of the activities play take place That is also a three tell you all the things that are three is about the one that I have planned It is convenient for most that are attending That's it is inexpensive for all that are attending. Yes massive massive bonus points inexpensive Please and thank you and because it is a 12-person guest list, which is That's why we're gonna stick it all inside of which one big house and just not have to worry about planning because fuck that Fuck all of that. Yeah, that's what Chelsea did more or less for hers She went to like a Airbnb in upstate New York and so it was like great.
They mostly just hung out fuck around Yeah It's the business. It's a business location dude a destination is Which is kind of can be these bachelor parties cities, but like it's a one to me. I'm sorry. I don't want to Travel I get that nothing's gonna be perfect for everyone, but like if you pick a place where none of us really live That's not like if somebody right now is like hey We're gonna go to like I don't know Minneapolis for my bachelor party man Are you sure because none of us live in Minneapolis and I don't want to waste my trip money You have to understand as adults we have our precious precious trip money And I'm gonna burn it on this trip so much because you decided to go somewhere that nobody else is Do not expect people to spend all of the money they would have been spending on vacations at your for themselves for your batch party Yeah, and that's the other thing right is when you get I mean I mean we keep going back to it But with the more people you get the more diverse your incomes become and it becomes very Challenging to that to then like be oh yeah, we're gonna go to these like I don't know Michelin star dinners every night.
No, no, I actually am still a teacher that didn't change since we got here And I'm not that's actually no good for me for 12 of us to eat at this fucking fine dining restaurant every night But thank you for your consideration God I know I have a location that I think deserves its own category not its own category But it's own ranking and that's Vegas big us neither of us particularly likes Vegas But I do kind of think it's a two for batch party. Yeah, I get I mean there's obviously like a lot to do I don't love the club and I'm not rich But like I would I would have a lot of fun in Vegas if I had like just lots of expendable income, you know Well the cool thing about Vegas I will say is that it is designed it is like explicitly designed for things like that so it never feels how like you know Nashville or downtown Austin feels weird. It's like oh my god It's over run right now like we're we can't go like it always kind of feels like that Vegas But yeah thing about Vegas is that like they're so much to do and it's all on the same fucking street Everyone's staying on the same street everyone's in these like giant palaces like and I just don't need to plan Right, you don't you truly don't like unless it's like oh we're gonna one night We're gonna go see Cirque du Soleil or like there's a we're gonna see fucking David Copperfield or whatever weird shit You want to do fuck yeah But like yeah, that's and even that you might be able to swing on the fly like oh yeah, there's still pen and teller tickets Let's go you know what? You know, okay, here's I don't know what to call this But this is I think this is a three and it's the concept of for example going to Vegas But only going to like downtown Vegas and not like going somewhere popular and not doing all the things that everyone always does I think that's a three that's pretty fun not being okay I think that we have there's one more category that we need and I can't figure it out But like there's a couple things that go into it and I want to say this is like execution Uh-huh, but there's probably a better one, but yeah off the beaten path like yeah We went to fucking Toronto for a birthday for no reason and it was dope mm-hmm Little too many people a very stressful semi-bachelor party for no reason yeah, that was so weird nothing like that International birthday and everyone was like welcome and we're like oh sick.
Yeah, I don't think I think that we expected some people to say no I expected all of them to say no we know what really did wants to come and everyone was like we will So off the beaten path is a good one I think that planning stuff goes here. So do you for execution? Do you think so one person not the green planning is a free or not The bride planning not whoever planning and another three is when everyone just shuts their gourd and goes along with it Oh my god, just go along with it. Fuck.
It's fine. It's fine. Just it's fucking which is one hour or whatever If you don't want to go do that one thing shut up. We're just doing it, okay It's it's crazy how easy it is to to either just be like hey Yeah, I'm good with whatever or if everyone is good with whatever just being like cool Well, if we're all good with ever then why guess we'll go to the wine bar because that's closest like it's fine To just like just do it just go whatever is gonna make this process fucking easier Then that is what you should be doing you will have more fun doing the thing that you didn't run to do That's easier than making everyone go do a thing that no one cares about and can I say that to go with this?
Why don't I say includes every single person on a batch party including the bride and or groom and or whoever? It's not about you because it's about all of you Can't if you try and even as like the guest of honor if you try and make it just about you Your friends are just gonna be annoyed with you and that's not gonna be fun Right like you correct if you're like oh I want to go for my batch party We're all gonna go skydiving but nobody here is interested in that well cool We're all gonna do it cuz we're friends and I'm never gonna fucking talk to you again cuz that's Absolutely yeah, activity skydiving is obviously a one Do you prefer the plan everything ahead sort of like minute by minute situation or do you prefer more play I think like look who am I I'm a fucking jazz cat, you know, I go out there I kind of find the world as it comes to me But as much as a jazz cat like myself loves that you do just need to have someone plan it I think unless you're staying inside of a cabin which I do not think needs excessive planning because that would be fucking psychotic to be like I'm six to seven. We're going to play a risk and for right eight. We're going to dinner I'm not doing that shit.
I went to one that was a little bit like that and it was and it was like yeah There is a certain amount of comfort in it, but yeah to have every moment sort of blocked is like oh boy You're really not leaving any wiggle room for anything. So yeah, I think planning ahead of time to me is I it has to be very quite late, but like everything you need I think it is and just like if you're smart You'll leave some time for unstructured activities Well, I think a lot of it like it has to be the move really is which everyone knows this but so really it happens this way The move is if you're gonna say have it for three days You have like one thing or two things a day that are like okay We had to reserve this we get dinner reservations We have an activity that we had to book in advance and then everything else is like hey on lunch today this day We could go to any of these three places That's by the bar that we already have a reservation at beforehand and it doesn't matter or maybe we don't do that Yeah, doesn't fucking matter we go to 7-11 see that that is a great way of planning You say we're going to one of these three restaurants pick them love that delegate Yeah, they're all in the neighborhood We want to be at anyways, so pick one of these three I'll make the reservation Let's put in the books, maybe speaking of I got have my tasty tasting yum yum's on my on this trip Yes, whether it's home cooked in a cabin or whether it's at a cool restaurant If I'm in a new town, I do want to go get some good-ass restaurant food Yeah, of course and like at least at least one at least I need at least one even if I'm in a dumbplace Honestly like even if we're just like in fuck all wherever in some rural place with a cabin and the little town just has two restaurants I want to go to one I want to get a little local taste you know what I mean? Yeah, obviously like bars is a three right like that's what you're doing for the most part You know you need a drug as an alcohol. That's the most of you times with that is it's got to be a three You must you must take my dog away So we haven't even talked about this which is how we fucking open the episode dude Where do you land on like like a matching like an outfit sort of situation?
For I mean for me, it's a no, right? I can see a situation where someone is trying to embarrass me which I like I'm okay with that Like if we for your bachelor party, we all worshiped t-shirts with like a really ugly picture of you on it, right? I'm for that I agree, but you don't want like a like again like the last hurrah like no you're not gonna catch me in any of these fucking dumb and Dumber property brothers right right right right okay, dude Where do we put just running through the streets of Italy looking like fucking assholes? Just kind of put the property brothers in a merit and y'all at home could just fill that one on your scorecards at home every time Yeah, yeah, I agree with you I I think that there is some things so like to me one of the ones that we nailed I think we being like my friends and I is when Colton shout to Colton when he had his bachelor party We had buttons made with his like you know like pins with his face on it.
Yes, right? It's a little something something yes, and there were different ones So it's kind of like a fun we all had different there was like eight different pictures of him eight different buttons It was that was a that was a great one and drive with that I like that so to me it's a two the whole like matchy outfit because they're it also can suck shit I think it's funny if you all have like matching trucker hats or something stupid, but like that's as far as I'll go You like matching trucker hats? I don't want it for me, but if I showed up to somebody else's and we all had trucker hats that were just like ask me about my beer or something I would think it was funny I'm trademarking that nobody take that idea dude I would not talk to someone with a hat that's asked me about my beer. That's every person in Nashville Everything's trucker hats these days all the merch dude.
Why is all the merch trucker hats now? I hate trucker hats I can't wear them I see what's funny I feel like that's a partially like a regional thing because you know We have a lot here in the Bay Area that I can't wear is those like a flat room Yeah, flab room but not like a ball cap flab room But like one of those like they almost look like cyclist hats You know what I'm talking about or like this it's the hats they sell it REI It's like those little like box hats. You don't talk about like people that go a box hat is REI hats and see if yeah, dude if you Google REI hats one of them will come up Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean these hats that those are kind of like snapbacks, which I also cannot fucking wear Yeah, it's tough. What kind of hats can you wear dude?
It seems like you're just rolling them all out Dad caps only. Yeah, that's a good call Well, I'll make a dad cap that says that's me about my beer also for you I'll wear that I saw one the other day a dad cap It's that are you my dad and I almost got that one. I thought that was pretty good That's good. This is a good dad cat podcast.
That's my Bn episode. We might put that one on the list hats Yeah, sure. I'll put that on the list Dude, we're just gonna talk about cowboy hats for 10 hours. I we really are yeah, unfortunately and we don't know the names of any hats Just go this boy you guys gotta listen to this podcast these boys went crazy over brims this week They were fucking losing their shit.
So you can only do so in my Experience you can only do so much let's go to a different bar Especially to me if you've gone to one of these like if you've traveled to one of these like cities, right? Where it's like this is whatever one does so all the bars are kind of the same or what you're saying Right is like you have your preferred is like we get a cabin or we rent a big Airbnb or whatever So then what the fuck are we doing in our big Airbnb? What are we doing in our downtime? So like for example?
Playing games. Yeah, I mean this is this is classic like this is us, but yeah, I agree Like I love to I love a board game. I love a video game. I love a game of any sort I love long games.
I love yard games. Uh-huh little frasbee dude. I would say long games a three I might call all other games the two yeah, I don't know that like eight people hopping on fucking smash bros is gonna be like a hoot And a hauler now I also haven't played smash bros with anyone since I was in college pretty much and that seems like not a experience I'd like to return to no and like likewise with like oh, yeah, dude We're all gonna sit down and play fucking cotan like I don't know about that. I'm like yeah It needs to be a fun game guys.
It's not cotan time dude But that's like what and I was he did it very tactfully so I'll appreciate it for that like J box Oh, no jack box is a great one That is that is a true blue even that though like I feel like you're gonna get an hour out of that and then you got to move on or else Yeah, well we talked about this last time we talked about yeah, we never stop when I know we talk about those heads up But no, so we I was at a rich Jeff's bachelor party and his buddy it we all played Dungeons and Dragons together and he had prepared like a Little mini tabletop RPG campaign and luckily he was like we can just do it if it feels right which I love right? It was like cool. I've got this prayer, but I'll tell you what that doing that. That's the vibe you have to have yes You have to yes, absolutely.
That's a three like let's do it if it fits But that specific idea of playing a tabletop game during a bachelor party to me personally is a one That's like usually like a six hour commitment. It is a long that is a hell of a deal to do I had to sit through a game of Dungeons and Dragons at the bachelor party for the artist Wow, I thought you were gonna say John Honestly Johnny did not make us play Dungeons and Dragons shout out to Johnny for that Yeah, they had us play a little game I was the only one in the group that doesn't like do it though So I went with the flow gang how long did y'all play D&D at this it was about it was about an hour Maybe an hour and a half it really wasn't bad. Oh great great because that's always like yeah That's a three that that trip was great. I also co-planned it.
That was a great trip. It was chill It was cabin. We did oh bro a three I guess activities or maybe excursion a special treat You need a spec you need to do something special. Yeah for the batch So tell me tell me what that was we all went in on a very nice bottle of log of woolen and oh great sat there We killed that fucker and we got a bunch of nice cigars That's nice because that's also a special treat for you in it Oh and needless to say gang if the batch should not be paying For all their own stuff unless they themselves had planned some incredibly expensive elaborate thing that you're sucked into then you're not obligated But if you're planning it you should be paying for this batch agreed I so you recently this is like something about if it's executed or crew But you told me you witness something particularly heinous in ashville I think about a person who brought us a thing to a bachelor party I thought you told me a story about a lady who brought her fucking dog.
Oh, yes. Yes. Yes I did I did what witness of what was clearly a bachelor at group walking around and one of them had a dog and all the Other girls looked at the fucking hated that girl. It was so I understood everything that was happening in a simple Yes person with it know that that girl was like oh like I just couldn't find anyone to watch the dog So don't come sorry I invited any other stuff they wanted to do oh person with a dog is like Wildly a one Yeah, it's gotta be even in that situation It's like well we can't fuck around too much cuz what if we forget to take the dog out or whatever you know like and the dog don't want to be there No, no seeing another dog is a three.
Yeah, but the burden of the charge of another life. No, thank you. It cannot be connected to me I cannot be associated with me. How many How um how many so we kind of talked about this with games But how many activities you want in a day like tell me what the best batch party day look like to you like one individual day Let's say you're on the weekend and it's a Saturday.
What are we doing that day? That's just like top marks It's I'll give you two for cabin I like I know that there's more things than just cabin or going to a city But I can't think of them so that's what I'm talking about for cabin my day looks like this sick brunch go outside Play some larn games crank some beers have some fun Maybe do a little grilling little cookout situation for lunch maybe going to town going to town get a little good local brewery Get a little local cafe flavor come back just play drinking games hang out play board games Just keep it chill. That's my that's my cabin three for city life I want to have two at most meals reserved and I want to wander around. I want to taste Things I want to drink beverages.
I want to see what the city is like I think wandering is a two for a batch part because I want to do that when I'm like just like me and one or two other people Wandering with like eight people can be tough tough stuff very much very much obviously some cities are built for like you mentioned Warlands like that the whole point of that city is just like walk up and down the streets and find a thing that you that sounds cool Follow the music or whatever right? Yeah, baby, I'm gonna get that on the back of the hat that's good ask me about my beer Fucking sick lid dude. That's my name. My company by the way sick.
Let's go sit lids. Yeah, dude fuck. Yeah, so tight Yeah, I agree with that more or less. I like I like the idea of we're only going We're only leaving home base for like half the day.
I need a whole base dude I must have a home base a proper one not just like a like that's a to me That's a demerit of Vegas right is that you don't really and you're all staying in the same hotel Maybe you're staying in the same suite, but it doesn't feel like a home base because you have to leave You're not gonna fucking hang out in your dumb hotel room. So then right right? You know What do you think about in your own town like we okay? We all live in LA, so I'm just gonna do my bachelor part We're we're gonna do?
Feels lame it feels unremarkable. It should it should be a different weekend than a normal weekend. Yeah, that's fair What would you be doing in your hometown? That's different than what you normally do Well, I mean with a big city the Hollywood sign for the first time Yeah, you do all the cool stuff you go check out the walk of fame no I mean in a big city to me.
It's possible. It's actually LA Which is massive it's possible to like like I wonder like when I lived in New York if I was like cool We're gonna do a bachelor party in New York, but I'm gonna get we're gonna get a hotel in Manhattan So we can hang by the pool we could check out the like hotel bar stuff that I would never normally do I'm not making an argument for it, but to me that's what it would look like okay, I Think it's I think it's a two only because it saves money. Yeah, I mean Just it just needs to feel like it would be like if I was like I can't wait to have my bachelor party in Sacramento Like a similar deal where it's like respect to sack like come have your bachelor party in Sacramento Come on dude. You can check out a Kings game.
You can go to Old Town dude. They got that crazy sock store at Old Town Check out the trains. They got crazy trains there store. Yeah, dude get yourself a freaking magneck Get yourself some freaking salt water Taffy dude.
Come on brother. It's act home That sucks Salt water Taffy We're gonna sell it at sick lands dude. It's funny as hats and salt water I'll tell you he'll be your customer is my fucking beloved loves a salt water Taffy. Oh sucks dude.
You know with my teeth There's no way I would be all gums if I was out here eat Jesus Christ. I can't I can't be touching a salt water Taffy man It is tight to see a make it though. How they always got that damn thing in the window just pulling and bending away That's a fun little treat I don't I don't do it. I've never seen anybody make salt water Taffy before what you never see the salt water Taffy think of the window Well, whatever dude, you're missing out with that even be like at the dang Santa Cruz Beach boardwalk in the warm freaking California Sun Dude, they got the dog.
I only made the boardwalk one time with you. I feel like there's gonna be more. I Don't think there is this is it. We wrapped it up nice and neat plan.
Well, don't be an asshole It's not about you no matter who you are. It's not about you and look hey gang We were saying that should be selfish, but also planner don't be selfish don't just like I'm like if if Oh fast party for someone that's allergic to peanuts. I'm not we're not gonna go to the tirerest no matter how much I want to and we're not Gonna go, you know what I mean? It's insane We can snack on those legumes all right.
Let me just talk let me just toss you a couple things off the dome Yeah, party bus as activity two three we got it just yeah I mean it's a two cuz like come on. They're so fun, but honestly, you know what I Rode in one to a wedding recently and that was great. I say don't do it on the patch reserve it for the wedding that shit's fun as hell Yeah, that's a good move to the party location after the ceremony right the cool thing about a party buses You're not dealing then with that fucking uber mess right and One dude like maybe it's unavoidable but like not really we didn't really do that shit at all We're in Toronto I know this is not a bad party, but it basically was a group of boys on a trip for no reason so it's the same thing it was We walked walking in public transit or threes. Yeah, we walk every that sounds so lame for a batch party, but it's a big fact I love I love how you see I think walking is a three I think public transit is a two because like come on What you you go the wrong way in the subway you ruin the whole night you fucking ever been on LA's public transit dude I know you have it fucking stinks you want to be doing that bro.
I haven't been on public transit since before Kobe Yeah, so no public transit is not a good I can't imagine me like we're having so much fun. Let's go wait for Muni for 17 minutes Bring this fucking energy onto a train. I don't think so yeah, I find but walking is a three for sure What about going to a game going to a ball game? Check catching a kitchen a freaking game.
It's yeah, just like Don't make don't make the rest of the day inconvenient because of it, but other than that. Yes sure like I don't want to do that Oh, we can't go to dinner because the game is this time We can't go to brunch because the game is right we can't like if it works then fuck yeah I'm all the way in I think it has to be obviously It's got to be a low-stakes situation right like if you're going like if you're if you're having your batch party in DC And you're like oh yeah, we'll catch a wizards game But like the tickets are cheap and if we want to leave in the third quarter we can because it's a wizards game I don't fucking care. We're just there to like drink and scream and watch people dunk like that's all we're there for anyways I think I think we got it good. Yeah, we nailed it I think so too actually even though we did spend so much time talking with the property bros I think that we did sort of slam dunk this one And you're right just make it it's not about you whoever you are.
It's not about you at all be nice be considerate It's not about you pet a dog eat something tasty be flexible. Don't make it expensive Enjoy don't over plan. Oh my god. Don't over plan.
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