Bad Boys

Scott and Charles squeeze in a split episode after selling a bike, hiking Missouri’s “highest point,” and attending the St. Louis Triathlon Club’s first meeting of the year… then finish the pod late at night with bad weigh-ins, race delusion, Bears playoff heartbreak, and donut-based endurance dreams.Spoiler:⚖️ Both guys gained weight🏔️ The Missouri “mountain” was… not a mountain🚴 Triathlon & cycling obsession is getting worse🍩 A donut race might actually happen⚖️ Weekly Weigh-Ins (Bad Boys Edition)• Scott checks in at 227.6 lbs (still in the 220s… barely)• Charles weighs 313.3 lbs• Sweatpants, jackets, hats, excuses — all accounted for• Weekend damage, Girl Scout cookies, Emo’s, Thai food, and regret🏔️ Wheel of Doom Punishment Recap• The hike is DONE• Missouri’s highest point = paved sidewalk• “Tallest boys in Missouri” status achieved• Waterfalls > summits🏊🚴🏃 Triathlon Club Recap• First St. Louis Tri Club meeting of the year• Free Chick-fil-A (healthy version, somehow)• New races, group rides, trail runs, and support vibes• Why community might actually help keep us accountable🏃 Running & Race Sign-Ups• Greater St. Louis Half Marathon officially booked (April 😳)• Trail races, 5Ks, 10Ks, and downhill PR dreams• Apple Watch competition is BACK (cooldowns banned)🚴 Cycling Obsession Update• Scott sells a sentimental bike• New gravel bike incoming• Katy Trail / Big BAM planning• Tour de Zwift grind continues• Icy Iron Challenge progress update🍩 Tour de Donut Delusion• 33-mile bike race• Eat donuts for time bonuses• Charles claims he can eat 30 donuts• Fat juice vs donut strategy debate📉 “Charles Full of Sh*t” Meter• Goal: 100 lbs down by April 23rd• Current rating: 9/10 (generous)• Keto… “starting tomorrow”• Food tracking returns (kind of)💉 Fat Juice Update (Tirzepatide)• Appetite suppression still strong• Dry mouth, constipation, and brutal honesty• Dosage talk and sustainability concerns🏈 Chicago Bears Therapy Session• Bears playoff loss breakdown• Ben Johnson blame game• Caleb Williams optimism• Packers hate remains undefeated• Future looks bright… maybe🏆 Non-Scale Victories & Goofs• Zwift consistency• Hiking (kind of)• Destroyed popcorn• Dumpster-level eating• Bad workouts and honestyThis episode is classic 2 Guys 1 Scale:late-night rambling, brutal accountability, endurance delusion, sports rants, and laughing through the mess.👉 Subscribe for weekly weigh-ins, Wheel of Doom punishments, fitness chaos, and real accountability🎥 New episodes weekly + LIVE on TikTok