Ballad of the Bussgina!

What if Trump's platform in 2024 was bringing back tops that suck and slurp on bussy lips... We've just completed negotiations to be Lena Dunham's pallbearers when the horrible day inevitably comes, but in the meantime we've convened for a high-intensity GIRLS CHAT! This week, we pull a Jeffrey Dahmer and gobble up the news! Yum yum yum! First, we talk about the obsession with true crime and why "real" violence just isn't cutting it anymore-- IS it healthy to spend all your free time listening to podcasts about people being brutalized? We hazard a guess... But it's not all doom and gloom baby. We also pick apart Kim Petras scoring her first Top 5 hit in the US, Billy Eichner's new movie BROS flopping, and what makes straight people want to show up for movies about gays. Naturally we flap our gums in other directions too-- but you'll have to tune in to find out where they blow! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official Podstagram @th0tcels. Help Nick rent a movie theater on Patreon. This episode is free, but the next one won't be! Join the sisterhood NOW!