Bathhouse, Shithouse & 91 Countries

The Dirty Dads are officially being listened to in 91 countries, which obviously means roughly 650,000 listeners per country. Don't check the math. This week, the boys unveil the new DDP look, track down Grant's long-lost South African childhood friend, discuss Seattle's innovative purse-theft transportation system, question whether the World Cup is rigged, and immediately sell out to Costco despite Costco having absolutely no interest in sponsoring us. Dan drives a Porsche GT3 and Ferrari 488 at 130 mph, Aaron fields perhaps the least criminal legal emergency in Seattle history, and somehow we discover that Costco sells an alarming number of whole frozen goats. Then everything goes to hell. Would you rather clean a Russian bathhouse or the porta-potties after a catastrophic Dave Matthews weekend? What's your price for something so degrading that your family can never look at you the same way again? And for $2 million, would you spend a night helpless in the rainforest surrounded by poisonous frogs, centipedes and whatever the fuck else lives out there? We may have also accidentally created a new weekly segment: Would You Rather? Three dads. 91 countries. Absolutely no adult supervision.