Dirty Dads Podcast

The crew brings on Keegan and immediately derails into kilts, Scottish family patterns, fortune-telling reality TV, Ren Fair politics, fake teeth, Harry Potter, data centers, EDM nights, and whether Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey might secretly be brothers. It’s loose, chaotic, and very committed to the bit.

This episode is what happens when the dads probably should have rescheduled but absolutely did not. We bounce from platform meltdowns and day drinking to Sid Caesar, prostate health, short king science, movie arguments, prank stories, backyard upgrades, and a little casual geopolitical confusion for flavor. One of us is sick, one of us is over-served, and none of us stay on topic for more than thirty seconds. Business as usual.

The dads are back in rare form as Dan and Grant bounce from headlines and wild hypotheticals to hooker documentaries that should never exist, cousin discourse that definitely should not exist, and the eternal debate over tattoos, ticket prices, and grooming maintenance. Aaron briefly calls in to restore order, fails immediately, and helps steer the show straight back into chaos.

It’s been a while, but we’re back — and naturally we return with zero topics, plenty of nonsense, and full-on Dirty Dads chaos. This episode bounces from life being hectic and public speaking pressure to boomer takes, Camel Cash, late-night TV insanity, weird infomercials, Chuck Norris jokes, Steven Seagal slander, Conan love, and a truly terrible attempt to rebrand the show as “Triple DP.” Exactly the kind of unhinged comeback episode you’d expect from us.

The dads spiral fast—Wayne’s headphone failure becomes a TED Talk on dick geometry, locker-room towel etiquette, and Daniel’s bold thesis: body size has zero correlation to dick size. From there it’s ropes, loads, magnesium myths, sex logistics after 40, and a wild pivot to Jewish names, South African accents, diaspora stories, and Grant’s childhood performance of Daniel in the Lion’s Den during apartheid.

The dads start classy: inventing a poop-sucking “fart box” for toilets, roasting fancy hotels with no bathroom fans, and ranting about the Netherlands sneakily claiming Caribbean “mountains.” Then the tone shifts hard as they dive deep into World War II, Auschwitz, Schindler’s List, and how terrifyingly efficient and documented the Holocaust really was—and why people still need to learn it. They bounce back into lighter territory with a Die Hard love-fest, a brutal takedown of LCD Soundsystem, a wish list of new Dirty Dads music and logos, viral.com as the master feed of internet stupid, penis-chair pranks for Aaron, lacrosse tournament hell, and what actually fills their cups as aging, occasionally grumpy, still-trying-their-best dad

The dads come in hot: accidental balls-out FaceTime, Deez Nuts jokes from the kids, grower vs. shower debates, and blue-pill confessions. Then it swings hard into Epstein files, age gaps, and why anyone on “the list” should burn. Sprinkle in trashy Reno dreams, Thanksgiving fire stories (including a flaming baby Jesus), Viagra as a hearing aid, and a Die Hard + LCD Soundsystem homework assignment to close it out.

The dads kick things off joking about flying to Turkey for hairpieces, then dive into escaped herpes-B lab monkeys, cocaine-addicted test chimps, dolphin masturbation, and why being a Pharaoh with sand-bread teeth would actually suck. Aaron recounts a suburban traffic meltdown featuring a “Don’t shoot me!” guy, they spiral into fears about World War III, kids getting hurt, layoffs, and AI taking everyone’s jobs, and it all ends with an on-air apology manifesto about being a dick to your friends and trying (sort of) to grow up.

Aaron returns and chaos immediately follows. The dads bounce from sad-bunny life metaphors to White House bulldozers, Louvre heists, Volvo worship, and inappropriate animal hypotheticals. There’s locker-room anatomy analysis, Halloween costume drama, Jewish divorce loopholes, acronym rants, Nutcracker debates, and a heated showdown on the sexiest cars on the road. It’s unfiltered, stupid, hilarious dad-energy at its finest.

The Dads start with Jim Carrey (In Living Color to Man on the Moon), zig into a grunge-history argument that somehow ropes in Living Colour, then plunge headfirst into the world’s most chaotic detours—kink theories, “please-don’t-try-this” hypotheticals, and a PSA on why danger ≠ sexy. We cleanse the palate with toothless-dog lore, needy-pup behavior, and an earnest 10-minute breakdown of cookies, ice cream, and the correct nut hierarchy. Also: an FBI meth-burn fiasco in Montana, an Austrian human fire-pull Guinness record, and whether Cannonball Run is secretly brilliant or just celebrity carpool karaoke. It’s unfiltered, juvenile, and weirdly cozy—aka peak Dirty Dads. (Adult themes, language.)

The Dirty Dads return for another gloriously unhinged ride — kicking things off with a full-on debate about the “Fetfold” and Grant’s pitch for a nonprofit called Belts for Druggies (“so we don’t have to see so much crack”). From there, the guys philosophize on the difference between bitches and hoes, swap stories of youthful debauchery, and pitch a sex therapist guest before spiraling into a wild medley of dementia jokes, mouse attacks, and cat serial killers.

The Dirty Dads dive headfirst into chaos as they debate everything from Lithuanian Corgi meetups to the finer points of bathroom etiquette. After a heated discussion about Queen Elizabeth's passing (news to one host), the trio spirals through South African history, dissects the comedic genius of the 2004 "Starsky & Hutch" movie, and somehow lands on method acting techniques. Between arguments about average penis sizes, childhood underwear preferences, and where exactly one should "finish" in the bathroom, they manage to squeeze in music criticism spanning from Pink Floyd to Kanye West. The episode reaches peak absurdity when they consult AI about Corgi personalities, only to tell it to shut up, before wrapping with a passionate defense against their haters and a citizenship test story that goes absolutely nowhere. Classic Dirty Dads: three guys, zero filter, and a conversation that jumps topics faster than a Corgi at a Lithuanian dog festival.

The Dirty Dads spiral through another glorious mess of a show—celebrating the heroic act of finishing a pen, debating trips to Berlin (lederhosen optional), and plotting how many dads it would take to take down Jason Momoa. Along the way: looting rants, O.J. nostalgia, fainting goats, squash vs. pickleball, celebrity fan clubs, and why Grant may or may not be dressing as a German party girl for Halloween. ADD energy, questionable accents, and too many deep cuts to count.

In this episode of the Dirty Dads podcast, the hosts dive into a candid conversation about societal perceptions, humor, and the complexities of human relationships. From addressing feedback on their humor style to exploring the nuances of personal experiences, the discussion is both raw and insightful. Tune in for a blend of humor, honesty, and thought-provoking dialogue that challenges conventional norms. #DirtyDadsPodcast #CandidConversations #HumorAndHonesty

Sorry for the repost - Audio issuesWe send our love to the Osbourn Family and talk a bit about Ozzy. Fly High Rock God!Epstein, how do you not talk about it... Aaron is back from Espana and laugh at each other's expense. And we swear, we didn't kill Hogan by talking about him

Another week with more laughs! Is flatulence really all that funny? Aaron thinks so! Grant wants to talk about sexuality and so many more topics.

We're late, we're tired but here we are! Nice to be back together after so much time away from the mic. Grant went to Vegas, Aaron went to Vegas....Dan stayed back to watch from the sidelines.

We have been busy and slow to post but we're back in our seats with another trio episode that was great to jump back in to. More banter and more laughs!

We were missing A-A Ron on our show but we came in with heavy laughs. Pete Hegseth, DT, stories from our past and a few Dirty Dad subjects that are sure to bring a smile to your face!

Richard from @3ClicksMedia joins the show today! We talk about finding people in dryers, giraffe parks, Kool and the Gang, and Showgirls. Join us for some laughs in this hilarious episode.

Join us for a hilarious episode where Grant tells us about his friend in the Strawberry Fields. We dive into The Police, Revenge of the Nerds, and some hilarious bantering about what's In, what's Out and other funny topics.

Kicking off in 2025, we're glad to be back! We dive into Thievery Corporation, Dazed and Confused, some weird news with Aaron and How many names does Grant have...?

Grant and Dan had to call Aaron in while he recovered from COVID for some conversation antics. After letting him go, we dove into Mac Miller, a little R&B, and how John Stamos is so amazing! What a great season wrap-up.Season 2 launching next week!

In this episode, we delve into the genius of Danny McBride and share our favorite comedians and comedy moments. We wrap it all up with a discussion on The Talking Heads. Tune in for laughs, insights, and a great time!

In this episode, we dive into the great power outage of Western Washington, share some tales from The Diplomat's Army experience, and discuss the importance of mental health. We also chat about Ren the Artist and Logan the Movie, making a few pitstops along the way to cover some hilarious topics. Tune in for an engaging and entertaining ride!

We're back with power, heat, and all other necessities! It's been too long, but we're so happy to launch our fifth episode today. In this episode, we dive into the funny parts of self-love, soft reflections with Aaron, a non-steamy steam story from Grant, Tupac, and Seinfeld.

Join us as we dive into Ashley Madison, thoughts on current events, Panties, and Peanut Butter?. Midnight Run was our film to review and we round out with 80's music!

In this episode, we sadly were not in the presence of our third host, the beloved Aristocrat, as we re-recorded without his charismatic presence. We missed him dearly! Join us as we dive into a lively discussion covering a range of topics that span from the hilarious antics of Caddyshack to the legendary sounds of the Rolling Stones. Get ready for laughs, insights, and nostalgia as we reminisce about classic films, timeless music, and personal stories. Tune in for another entertaining and engaging episode of Dirty Dad's Podcast!

Join us today while we listen to Aaron dive into some Shallow Reflections, Grant and Dan have Steam Stories topped off with our overview of Steely Dan and The Big Lebowski

Introductions to the Dirty Dads, a bit of our experience during COVID, and what the hell Diddy. The Dad's dive into Greta Van Fleet and Pulp Fiction this week.