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Dirty Dads Podcast
by Dan, Grant, and Aaron
Honest, sarcastic, unfiltered, and built for people who like their comedy a little reckless and their conversations a little off the rails. One minute it’s stories about real life as husbands and dads, the next it’s hot takes, ridiculous arguments, nostalgia, bad decisions, and whatever insane tangent shows up next. If you like sharp humor, real chemistry, and the feeling of hanging out with friends who probably shouldn’t have microphones, this is your show.
Episodes
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Spokane Is Jerusalem & Grant Was a Battle Dancer
Aaron’s out, so Dan and Grant immediately go off the rails. Spokane may apparently be the real biblical Jerusalem, nipples get a full professional evaluation, road bikers are officially put on notice, and Grant reveals his secret past as a ’90s rave battle dancer—including the night he somehow...
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Bathhouse, Shithouse & 91 Countries
The Dirty Dads are officially being listened to in 91 countries, which obviously means roughly 650,000 listeners per country. Don't check the math. This week, the boys unveil the new DDP look, track down Grant's long-lost South African childhood friend, discuss Seattle's innovative purse-theft...
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Upside-Down Pineapples, Pimp Wars & Punchable Faces
The boys are back after a busted livestream and immediately spiral into car accidents, old-man habits, swingers, upside-down pineapples, punchable faces, Aurora pimp wars, strip clubs, prison hypotheticals, movie talk, travel stories, and somehow end up debating cereal, cookies, and the fastest...
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Dirty Dads Bail Bonds & Bar
Aaron is out, so Keegan jumps into the co-host chair as the guys tackle the riots in Belfast, debate the economics of Washington ferries, and accidentally invent the world's worst business empire: a bail bond company, bar, pawn shop, casino boat, and fitness ferry all rolled into one. Along the…
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The Dirty Dads Sports Quiz Disaster
This week the Dirty Dads completely lose control from the opening minute. The boys dive into misunderstood jokes, bad monkey reviews, Vince Vaughn movies, Renfair takeover plans, boxer briefs vs. boxers, shotgun beers, sports trivia disasters, presidential history, concert bucket lists, and why…
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Screen Time, Scurvy & Storming the Castle
This week the boys spiral from parental locks, screen time, gambling habits, and bad advice for kids into prison survival logic, cruise ship paranoia, waterfall-climbing fish, and an aggressively stupid plan to storm a Renaissance Faire and crown a new king. Completely unhinged, wildly…
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Kilt Checks, Ren Fair Coups, and Other Night Activities
The crew brings on Keegan and immediately derails into kilts, Scottish family patterns, fortune-telling reality TV, Ren Fair politics, fake teeth, Harry Potter, data centers, EDM nights, and whether Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey might secretly be brothers. It’s loose, chaotic, and very...
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Sick, Buzzed, and Full of Opinions
This episode is what happens when the dads probably should have rescheduled but absolutely did not. We bounce from platform meltdowns and day drinking to Sid Caesar, prostate health, short king science, movie arguments, prank stories, backyard upgrades, and a little casual geopolitical confusion...
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Family Functions, Filthy Hypotheticals & Political Weirdness
The dads are back in rare form as Dan and Grant bounce from headlines and wild hypotheticals to hooker documentaries that should never exist, cousin discourse that definitely should not exist, and the eternal debate over tattoos, ticket prices, and grooming maintenance. Aaron briefly calls in to...
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We’re Back and Already Off the Rails
It’s been a while, but we’re back — and naturally we return with zero topics, plenty of nonsense, and full-on Dirty Dads chaos. This episode bounces from life being hectic and public speaking pressure to boomer takes, Camel Cash, late-night TV insanity, weird infomercials, Chuck Norris jokes,...
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Wedge Dicks, Gym Junk, Rope Science & Die Hard Philosophy
The dads spiral fast—Wayne’s headphone failure becomes a TED Talk on dick geometry, locker-room towel etiquette, and Daniel’s bold thesis: body size has zero correlation to dick size. From there it’s ropes, loads, magnesium myths, sex logistics after 40, and a wild pivot to Jewish names, South...
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Fart Boxes, Viral.com & Never Forgetting History
The dads start classy: inventing a poop-sucking “fart box” for toilets, roasting fancy hotels with no bathroom fans, and ranting about the Netherlands sneakily claiming Caribbean “mountains.” Then the tone shifts hard as they dive deep into World War II, Auschwitz, Schindler’s List, and how...
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Hanging Brain, Blue Pills & Baby Jesus on Fire
The dads come in hot: accidental balls-out FaceTime, Deez Nuts jokes from the kids, grower vs. shower debates, and blue-pill confessions. Then it swings hard into Epstein files, age gaps, and why anyone on “the list” should burn. Sprinkle in trashy Reno dreams, Thanksgiving fire stories…
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Hair Plugs, Herpes Monkeys & ‘Don’t Shoot Me!
The dads kick things off joking about flying to Turkey for hairpieces, then dive into escaped herpes-B lab monkeys, cocaine-addicted test chimps, dolphin masturbation, and why being a Pharaoh with sand-bread teeth would actually suck. Aaron recounts a suburban traffic meltdown featuring a “Don’t...
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Bunnies, Bulldozers & Big Bush Energy
Aaron returns and chaos immediately follows. The dads bounce from sad-bunny life metaphors to White House bulldozers, Louvre heists, Volvo worship, and inappropriate animal hypotheticals. There’s locker-room anatomy analysis, Halloween costume drama, Jewish divorce loopholes, acronym rants,...
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Carrey, Kinks & Cookies: The One Where We Go Off the Rails
The Dads start with Jim Carrey (In Living Color to Man on the Moon), zig into a grunge-history argument that somehow ropes in Living Colour, then plunge headfirst into the world’s most chaotic detours—kink theories, “please-don’t-try-this” hypotheticals, and a PSA on why danger ≠ sexy. We cleanse...
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S02E12 - Belts, Bitches & the Mouse That Lived
The Dirty Dads return for another gloriously unhinged ride — kicking things off with a full-on debate about the “Fetfold” and Grant’s pitch for a nonprofit called Belts for Druggies (“so we don’t have to see so much crack”). From there, the guys philosophize on the difference between bitches and...
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S02E11 - Corgis, Critiques & Clock Punching
The Dirty Dads dive headfirst into chaos as they debate everything from Lithuanian Corgi meetups to the finer points of bathroom etiquette. After a heated discussion about Queen Elizabeth's passing (news to one host), the trio spirals through South African history, dissects the comedic genius of...
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02E10 - Uniballs, Momoa, and Manifestos
The Dirty Dads spiral through another glorious mess of a show—celebrating the heroic act of finishing a pen, debating trips to Berlin (lederhosen optional), and plotting how many dads it would take to take down Jason Momoa. Along the way: looting rants, O.J. nostalgia, fainting goats, squash vs....
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S2E09 - The Feedback
In this episode of the Dirty Dads podcast, the hosts dive into a candid conversation about societal perceptions, humor, and the complexities of human relationships. From addressing feedback on their humor style to exploring the nuances of personal experiences, the discussion is both raw and...
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S2E08 Ozzy, Epstein, and Laughs
Sorry for the repost - Audio issues We send our love to the Osbourn Family and talk a bit about Ozzy. Fly High Rock God! Epstein, how do you not talk about it... Aaron is back from Espana and laugh at each other's expense. And we swear, we didn't kill Hogan by talking about him
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S2E07 - What Makes Aaron Laugh?
Another week with more laughs! Is flatulence really all that funny? Aaron thinks so! Grant wants to talk about sexuality and so many more topics.
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S02E06 - Why are we so busy?
We're late, we're tired but here we are! Nice to be back together after so much time away from the mic. Grant went to Vegas, Aaron went to Vegas....Dan stayed back to watch from the sidelines.
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S02E05 - Back in the seat
We have been busy and slow to post but we're back in our seats with another trio episode that was great to jump back in to. More banter and more laughs!
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S2E04 - Grant and Dan Shabbat Special
We were missing A-A Ron on our show but we came in with heavy laughs. Pete Hegseth, DT, stories from our past and a few Dirty Dad subjects that are sure to bring a smile to your face!
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S2E03 - Richard joins us on the show!
Richard from @3ClicksMedia joins the show today! We talk about finding people in dryers, giraffe parks, Kool and the Gang, and Showgirls. Join us for some laughs in this hilarious episode.
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S2E02 - The Police - Revenge of the Nerds
Join us for a hilarious episode where Grant tells us about his friend in the Strawberry Fields. We dive into The Police, Revenge of the Nerds, and some hilarious bantering about what's In, what's Out and other funny topics.
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S2E01 - Thievery Corporation, Dazed and Confused
Kicking off in 2025, we're glad to be back! We dive into Thievery Corporation, Dazed and Confused, some weird news with Aaron and How many names does Grant have...?
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S1E08 Season Finale - Aaron Gets COVID - Mac Miller - John Stamos
Grant and Dan had to call Aaron in while he recovered from COVID for some conversation antics. After letting him go, we dove into Mac Miller, a little R&B, and how John Stamos is so amazing! What a great season wrap-up. Season 2 launching next week!
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S1E07 - Comedy, Comedians, & Talking Heads
In this episode, we delve into the genius of Danny McBride and share our favorite comedians and comedy moments. We wrap it all up with a discussion on The Talking Heads. Tune in for laughs, insights, and a great time!
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S1E06 Ren - Logan
In this episode, we dive into the great power outage of Western Washington, share some tales from The Diplomat's Army experience, and discuss the importance of mental health. We also chat about Ren the Artist and Logan the Movie, making a few pitstops along the way to cover some hilarious topics....
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S1E05 Seinfeld Tupac
We're back with power, heat, and all other necessities! It's been too long, but we're so happy to launch our fifth episode today. In this episode, we dive into the funny parts of self-love, soft reflections with Aaron, a non-steamy steam story from Grant, Tupac, and Seinfeld.
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S1E04 - Midnight Run - 80's Music
Join us as we dive into Ashley Madison, thoughts on current events, Panties, and Peanut Butter?. Midnight Run was our film to review and we round out with 80's music!
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S1E03 - The Redux - Rolling Stones - Caddy Shack
In this episode, we sadly were not in the presence of our third host, the beloved Aristocrat, as we re-recorded without his charismatic presence. We missed him dearly! Join us as we dive into a lively discussion covering a range of topics that span from the hilarious antics of Caddyshack to the...
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S1E02 - Shallow Reflections - Steely Dan - The Big Lebowski
Join us today while we listen to Aaron dive into some Shallow Reflections, Grant and Dan have Steam Stories topped off with our overview of Steely Dan and The Big Lebowski
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S1E01 - Introductions - Greta Van Fleet - Pulp Fiction
Introductions to the Dirty Dads, a bit of our experience during COVID, and what the hell Diddy. The Dad's dive into Greta Van Fleet and Pulp Fiction this week.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Honest, sarcastic, unfiltered, and built for people who like their comedy a little reckless and their conversations a little off the rails. One minute it’s stories about real life as husbands and dads, the next it’s hot takes, ridiculous arguments, nostalgia, bad decisions, and whatever insane tangent shows up next. If you like sharp humor, real chemistry, and the feeling of hanging out with friends who probably shouldn’t have microphones, this is your show.
HOSTED BY
Dan, Grant, and Aaron
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