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EPISODE · Dec 27, 2025 · 1H 43M

Beards, Excavators, Bananas, and Backyard Chaos

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Buckle up for another hilariously unscripted ride on The Space Tomatoes Podcast! Hosts LX and Havok dive headfirst into the important stuff: why that Florida guy should grow his beard back immediately, the life-changing magic of beard oil, dogs that don’t care if you shave your face, cat hair that defies physics, and the great planned obsolescence light bulb conspiracy that’ll make you mad all over again.They also cover banana tree tragedies, mini excavators (rent or buy), the quest for the perfect giant tractor tire, homemade chicken stock that takes two days (worth it), why seed oils are basically tractor lube, and the absolute superiority of frozen yogurt that tastes like lemon meringue pie.It’s random, it’s real, it’s two guys in (accidentally) matching shirts talking about everything and nothing exactly the way podcasts should be. Grab a ribeye, hide your carrots from your former self, and join the chaos. New episodes every week!

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