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SpaceTomatoes
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Welcome to Space Tomatoes, the podcast where we boldly go where no logic has gone before, armed with nothing but an unhealthy amount of enthusiasm and a profound lack of focus. Here, we discuss everything and nothing, jumping from topics like quantum physics to why pineapple is (or isn’t) a pizza topping—sometimes in the same sentence. Join us as we dive deep into the void of random musings, irrelevant trivia, and obscure pop culture references that are guaranteed to make you giggle, cringe, or wonder if we’ve lost touch with reality (spoiler: we have).
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Russell Van Brocklen Returns - Dyslexia Prof’s 3X Productivity Hacks while swimming S2-EP19
LX and Havok welcome back repeat guest Russell Van Brocklen the dyslexia professor chilling in Albany, NY (definitely not the crazy downstate chaos). It kicks off with epic hotel horror stories: $113 steal one year, $429 nightmare the next, plus a Times Square shoebox room where the bed touches the wardrobe doors. Then Russell drops his no BS playbook for turning AI into a tireless teammate using ChatGPT 5.4 extended thinking + Claude Opus Coworker. Learn the exact 10 moves the top 1% use to double or triple their output while still swimming at the YMCA and living life. Meet 10-year-old Grayson (99th percentile math/science) who’s already gunning for a NASA Mars-terraforming PhD, plus why Russell won’t let kids touch AI until 9th/10th grade (hello, Craft of Research). He breaks down custom memory workflows, reusable prompts, beating hallucinations, and why humans still own empathy, creativity, and final calls. We also geek out on the wild future of jobs, robotics, and why the right AI skills could mean three offers for every qualified human. Russell shouts out his life changing professor and teases his upcoming book If You Can Write, You Can Read. Funny, practical, and zero robot apocalypse doom just real talk on using AI to work smarter, not harder. If you’re into productivity, dyslexia wins, or just love watching smart people geek out, smash that like button, subscribe for more Space Tomatoes chaos, and drop a comment: What’s the wildest AI win (or epic fail) you’ve had? PodMatch Want to be a guest on Space Tomatoes? Send us a message on PodMatch, here: https://www.podmatch.com/hostdetailpreview/1767024435775999c3b686d39 Russell's Skool Project: https://www.skool.com/dyslexia-classes-2483/about Chapters: 0:43 - Welcoming repeat guest Russell Van Brocklen 2:15 - Albany lake life vs. NYC stimulus overload 4:30 - Wild NYC hotel stories ($113 steal → $429 nightmare + shoebox rooms) 7:00 - Meet 10yo Grayson: future NASA Mars terraformer 11:20 - Russell’s AI evolution (ChatGPT Pro → Claude Opus Coworker) 16:00 - Top 10 AI practices of the 1% (treat it like a team member!) 28:00 - Building custom memory, reusable prompts & workflows 37:15 - Handling hallucinations, human review & shipping 85-90% perfect 44:30 - Why kids shouldn’t touch AI yet — enter the Craft of Research 52:00 - Jobs, robots, autonomous cars & the AI future (optimistic edition) 1:02:00 - Life-changing professor shoutout & Russell’s story 1:06:30 - New book “If You Can Write, You Can Read” + dyslexiaclasses.com 1:10:00 - Outro, thanks & where to find us
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Duncan Cary Palmer - Pixelated Privacy Wizard - Bitcoin, Nostr, Tacos & More S2-EP18
Grab your sats and a side of street tacos this episode of the Space Tomatoes Podcast is pure decentralized chaos in the best way! Hosts Havok and LX welcome the delightfully pixelated Duncan Cary Palmer (Bitcoin OG, Nostr daily driver, inventor, writer, and proud thorn in the side of certain agencies). Duncan spills the beans on his “checkered past,” why he rocks the wizard look on Nostr, and how Bitcoin + Nostr are the ultimate middle finger to the powers that shouldn’t be. Expect zero BS talk on self-custody (“not your keys, not your coins”), peer-to-peer freedom, Mt. Gox lessons learned the hard way, mesh networks, Reticulum, Bitcoin meetups, and why using sats as actual money beats HODLing forever. Plus: colloidal silver machines that actually work, spontaneity vs. planning (surfing wins), epic taco rants, and a heartfelt shoutout to the real King. Whether you’re Nostr curious or just here for the wizard vibes and taco wisdom, this one’s a riot. Hit play, stack some sats, and join the rebellion!
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Robert Mahoney on Humanizing Violence Prevention S2-EP17
Hosts Havok and LX welcome Robert Mahoney, founder and CEO of TVT Solutions (Targeted Violence & Terrorism Prevention) for a fresh take on why calling violence “random” is total nonsense. Instead of more cameras, battle-rattle cops, and fortress vibes, Robert makes the witty, human-first case for real prevention: spotting behavioral clues early, building multidisciplinary “care teams” in schools, libraries, FedEx routes, and beyond, and understanding how radicalization actually works (hint: it’s all about filling those identity, purpose, and community buckets). From reframing radicalization and why feelings drive behavior (not logic) to the pitfalls of hyper specialized systems, AI overkill, and reviving the spirit of true community care without stomping on civil liberties this one flips the security script from fear-based to empathy-powered. Thought provoking, practical, and way less dystopian than you’d expect. Tune in and discover how spotting struggles beats waiting for the boom every single time! Chapters: 00:00 – Welcome to the Space Tomatoes Podcast 00:30 – Introducing Robert Mahoney & TVT Solutions 01:25 – Prevention vs Protection & the “Random Acts” Myth 03:08 – Training Formats: Seminars, Half-Days & Bespoke Sessions 04:35 – We Don’t Take Individual Cases 05:27 – Training People to Spot Signs Without Paranoia 09:10 – Who They Work With: Schools, Libraries, FedEx, Houses of Worship 11:45 – Is This Privatized Community Policing? 13:40 – Self-Funded, Hand-offs to Law Enforcement & Risk Management 15:20 – Why Feelings Drive Behavior (The Electric Car Study) 18:25 – Layton’s Error, Hyper-Specialization & Over-Valued Protection 25:00 – Security Narratives: SROs vs Students + The Scary Liquor Store 29:30 – The Quiet Kid vs Death Spiral of Isolation 32:22 – Who Defines “Extremist”? Bias & Civil Liberties Concerns 33:58 – Radicalization: Identity, Purpose & Community Buckets 40:20 – Intervention vs Intercession – Why Top-Down Fails 43:22 – Protecting Individual Liberty & Personality Types 47:38 – Why Call Them “Care Teams” Instead of Threat Assessment 50:09 – Real Wins: Bus Drivers, Substance Abuse & Family Help 52:47 – Data, ROI Challenges & Why AI Can’t Replace Human Judgment 57:30 – Contextual Intelligence, Empathy & Civil Liberties 1:07:00 – Wrapping Up: A Human-First Approach 1:08:07 – Blue Light Towers & Security Paradoxes 1:11:57 – Lessons from DHS/CP3 1:15:43 – Guest Shout-Outs: Luntz, Lakoff & Sutherland 1:18:06 – Where to Find Robert & TVT Solutions Want to be a guest on Space Tomatoes? Send us a message on PodMatch, here: https://www.podmatch.com/hostdetailpreview/1767024435775999c3b686d39
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Diana Colleen Author They Could Be Saviors - Psychedelic Therapy to Cure Greed & Save the Planet S2-EP16
Havok and LX are joined by award-winning author Diana Colleen (They Could Be Saviors) for a hilarious, heartfelt conversation about trauma, ego death, and her bold idea of using psychedelic therapy on billionaires to fix greed and climate change. Diana opens up about how a life full of trauma led her from suicidal rock bottom to ayahuasca ceremonies in the Costa Rican jungle, becoming a trained psychedelic facilitator, and writing her book after the idea wouldn't stop knocking during meditation. The hosts share their own wild stories, while Diana breaks down set and setting, who should never touch psychedelics, heroic vs therapeutic doses, and why "billionaire-ism" might be the world's most expensive mental illness. From "Just Say No" flashbacks to heart-opening MDMA experiences and profound nature connections this episode is equal parts laughter and deeply insightful. Grab "They Could Be Saviors" and the free book club discussion guide at https://dianacolleenauthor.com Substack: A Reckoning of Sorts: https://areckoningofsorts.substack.com/ If you've ever wondered whether mushrooms could rehab the 1%, drop your thoughts in the comments! Chapters: 00:00 - Welcome to Space Tomatoes Podcast 01:25 - Introducing Diana Colleen & "They Could Be Saviors" 03:45 - How Trauma & Meditation Led to Writing the Book 07:10 - Diana's First Psychedelic Experience (Ayahuasca in Costa Rica) 13:20 - Risks, Contraindications & Who Should Avoid Psychedelics 20:15 - Personal Stories from Havok & LX 32:00 - Ego Death, Nature Connection & Therapeutic Benefits 42:30 - Billionaireism: Is Extreme Wealth a Mental Illness? 50:40 - The Book Plot - Psychedelic Therapy for Billionaires 1:05:00 - Climate Change, Systems & Real Solutions 1:18:30 - Finding a Facilitator, Ketamine & Practical Advice 1:22:00 - Where to Buy the Book + Discussion Guide 1:24:30 - Outro & Final Thoughts Want to be a guest on Space Tomatoes? Send us a message on PodMatch, here: https://www.podmatch.com/hostdetailpreview/1767024435775999c3b686d39
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Economist Dr Doug Cardell Exposes Central Planning Human Nature & Why Socialism Struggles S2-EP15
In this eye-opening episode of the Space Tomatoes Podcast, Dr. Doug Cardell — economist, historian, and author of Why Socialism Struggles joins us to break down why socialism, communism, and fascism all lead to the same dead end: government control of the economy. Dr. Cardell explains: • The real definition of socialism (government owns everything) • Why centrally planned economies are doomed (chaotic systems + human self-interest) • How early American colonies nearly starved under collectivism until private property saved them • The difference between “working for a living” and creating value for others • Why minimum wage, student loans, and healthcare costs exploded (government tinkering, not capitalism) • A practical fix for boom-bust flipping with a scaled capital gains tax He also shares his powerful mindset shift: “People shouldn’t work for a living. What we should be doing is creating value.” A must-watch for anyone tired of utopian promises and ready for evidence-based economics. Timestamps: 00:00 – Opening & Value Creation Mindset 01:03 – Welcome Dr. Doug Cardell 02:47 – What Socialism Actually Is 03:03 – Socialism vs. Communism vs. Fascism 05:58 – Austrian vs. Keynesian Economics 10:13 – Why the Fed Can’t Predict the Economy 16:07 – Jamestown & Plymouth: Collectivism vs. Capitalism 19:16 – True Capitalism = Voluntary Value Creation 27:59 – Minimum Wage & Lost Youth Opportunities 34:28 – The Power of Creating Value (Burger Flipper Story) 42:59 – Why Young People Are Drawn to Socialism 55:18 – Stimulus Checks & Government Intervention 1:05:55 – Current State of the U.S. Economy 1:19:15 – Dr. Cardell’s Next Book & Where to Find Him Buy the book: Why Socialism Struggles → Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Target Dr. Cardell’s site: dougCardell.com If you want real talk on economics, freedom, and human nature, follow us, and drop a comment: What’s ONE thing you wish more people understood about capitalism or socialism? Space Tomatoes Podcast – Real conversations, no filter. Want to be a guest on Space Tomatoes? Send us a message on PodMatch, here: https://www.podmatch.com/hostdetailpreview/1767024435775999c3b686d39
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Chris Liss Schools Havok & LX - Why Your Dollars Are the Real Scam, Bitcoin, Nostr Zaps & Fiat Fiascos S2-EP14
Havok and LX are back with zero script as they dive headfirst into Bitcoin with special guest Chris Liss (host of The Chris Liss Podcast https://fountain.fm/show/g91yDXlvog8DcsaszgD8). From “what the heck is this internet money anyway?” to Chris’s perfect “battery for your energy” analogy, this episode is an interesting and fun, no BS crash course on why fiat is quietly leaking value while Bitcoin just sits there holding the charge. Expect rants on volatility “it only goes up… eventually”, why gold is cute but Bitcoin is the digital upgrade, Nostr’s value-for-value zaps that let you tip creators without the Substack guilt trip, Lightning wallets, self custody paranoia, and even a wild George Carlin as Satoshi theory. Plus, Chris drops wisdom on why normies should stop treating Bitcoin like a stock and start seeing it as the future of money itself. If you’ve ever wondered “is this just gambling?” or “how do I actually buy some without getting rekt?”, this one is for you. Grab your sats, zap if you vibe, and join the conversation because in 2026, the printer is still running and the battery is looking mighty tempting. Want to be a guest on Space Tomatoes? Send us a message on PodMatch, here: https://www.podmatch.com/hostdetailpreview/1767024435775999c3b686d39
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Spiffy Sean Styles Glorious ADHD Chaos - Wrestling Smackdowns, Star Trek Beef, Music & LOTR S2-EP13
This one is a full-throttle, zero-script joyride! Pro wrestler, cover band rockstar (Walk of Shame), voice over wizard, and self proclaimed modern day Renaissance man “Spiffy” Sean Styles struts into the studio with hosts LX and Havok and immediately turns the mic into a wrestling ring, a Star Trek bridge, and an 80s/90s nostalgia time machine. From Attitude Era war stories and paying dues with the Wild Samoans, to Picard vs Kirk supremacy debates, Tribble rants, Quake LAN-party flashbacks, Elden Ring rage quits, and why Havok thinks your new music is “suspect,” Sean delivers two hours of high octane, ADHD fueled tangents, life philosophy (“find something you love… then figure out how to get paid for it”), and zero filter elder millennial wisdom. Pure chaos, zero filter, maximum laughs. If you love nerd culture, real talk, and conversations that bounce like a pinball machine on espresso, this episode is your new favorite neurodivergent rabbit hole.
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Marc J Defant - Evolutionary Psychology vs. Social Constructionism S2-EP12
Join Havok and LX on the Space Tomatoes Podcast for a thoughtful conversation with Dr. Marc J. Defant, professor of geology and geochemistry at the University of South Florida. A scientist whose career began with volcanoes, Dr. Defant brings a data-driven perspective to one of today’s most intriguing debates: evolutionary psychology versus social constructionism. What shapes who we are, biology rooted in hundreds of thousands of years of hunter-gatherer life, or a blank-slate mind shaped only by culture? Dr. Defant explores how instincts, testosterone, gender roles, and evolutionary pressures still influence modern society, relationships, parenting, education, and even campus culture. Expect clear, evidence-based insights on masculinity and femininity, male parental investment, sexual selection, and why recognizing our biological heritage can actually support, rather than undermine, equality and understanding. This episode is perfect for anyone curious about the timeless nature-versus-nurture conversation and its real-world implications today. Science-first, respectful, and eye-opening from start to finish. New episodes every week hit subscribe and join the Space Tomatoes crew!
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Jim Paulk's Wild Ride Through Life's Greatest Hits - From Tomato Baskets to Submarine Shenanigans S2-EP11
Join hosts LX and Havok as they dive into an intriguing chat with the legendary Jim Paulk, Naval Academy grad, submarine Officer, marine conservation crusader, and master storyteller. Jim spills the beans, or tomatoes, on his classmates' jaw dropping tales of Holocaust escapes and moonwalks to inventing GPS and dodging WWII bombs in dugout canoes. Hear about his own adventures, like banning gillnets in California, rubbing elbows with The Platters, and the heartwarming "Baby in a Basket" miracle that kicked off a 92-year epic. Packed with wit, wisdom, and a dash of nostalgia, this episode proves relationships are the real superpower. Whether you're a history buff, adventure junkie, or just love a good yarn, Jim's stories will have you hooked faster than a bass on Fishing Friday!
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Frozen Fiascos to Horsey Shenanigans and Guest Gabs with LX & Havok S2-EP10
Join LX and Havok on The Space Tomatoes Podcast for a whirlwind ramble through podcast life, epic guest marathons, and dodging rage bait like pros. Dive into winter woes with tales from icemageddon, cold plunges, and snowy animal antics, horse blanket chat, chickens stacking like pros, and snapping turtles on the prowl. Plus, tips on circadian rhythms, ditching doomscrolling, heirloom tomatoes that taste like heaven, and why squirrels are tree bacon. Unscripted, quirky fun around the virtual campfire, ideas flow free, no scripts allowed!
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Rooting Out Health Mysteries with Dr. Kevin Smith Battling Autoimmune Bullies with Functional Medicine S2-EP9
Join hosts LX and Havok on The Space Tomatoes Podcast as they dive deep with Dr. Kevin Smith, a trailblazing chiropractor and functional medicine expert from Pittsburgh. In this eye-opening episode, Dr. Smith spills the beans on why conventional medicine often misses the mark, sharing his journey from treating back pain to uncovering root causes of chronic issues like thyroid disorders, autoimmune diseases (including Hashimoto's), diabetes, and inflammation. Get the lowdown on nutrition issues, like sneaky sugars in everyday foods, insulin's role in energy crashes, the myth of cholesterol villains, and practical tips for ditching bad habits to reclaim your health. Whether you're battling brain fog, fatigue, or mysterious symptoms, Dr. Smith's detective style approach to personalized care will inspire you to get proactive. Plus, learn how he helps clients nationwide via remote consultations; unfortunately no spaceship is required! Tune in for laughs, insights, and actionable advice to supercharge your wellness journey.
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Farmer Bob's Beyond Berries - From Farm Waste to Upcycled, Healthy, Super Snacks S2-EP8
Join us on The Space Tomatoes Podcast as we dive into the juicy world of sustainable farming with Farmer Bob, the berry whisperer behind Beyond Berries! From upcycling "ugly" fruits into creamy, bite-sized sorbet treats fused with whole dates, to debunking organic myths and championing biodynamic agriculture, Bob shares his passion for consistent, kid-approved healthy snacks that pack superfruit power. Discover the three flavors—black raspberry, blueberry, and red raspberry—made with just 2-4 all-natural ingredients, perfect for snacking, smoothies, mocktails, or even bourbon twists! Hear heartwarming stories of farm life, reducing food waste, and why healthier soil means healthier you. Whether you're a gardening guru or just berry curious, this episode will inspire you to rethink your plate and embrace nature's bounty.
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Rewiring Brains and Conquering Chaos - Dyslexia Triumphs with Russell Van Brocklen S2-EP7
Join Havok and LX on The Space Tomatoes Podcast as they dive into an inspiring chat with Russell Van Brocklen, a New York based dyslexia professor. From epic internship battles and law school epiphanies to revolutionary teaching hacks that turn struggling readers into rocket-fueled writers, Russell shares his witty war stories and game-changing strategies for neurodiverse minds. Whether you're a parent, educator, or just love underdog tales, this episode proves that with the right wiring, anyone can launch into success!
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IT Jargon, and Epic Fail Tales - Decoding Tech Chaos with Adam Korga S2-EP6
Dive into the hilarious and eye-opening world of IT mishaps on this episode of Space Tomatoes! Hosts Havok and LX geek out with author Adam Korga, a 20-year IT survivor, on his witty IT Dictionary that translates insider jokes like ID10T and PEBKAC into pure comedy gold. We unpack his F***up Almanac series, spilling tea on real-world disasters like Facebook's BGP blunder that locked them out of their own data centers. Plus, a fiery rant on AI's dangers, hype bubbles, and why it's basically predictive text on steroids, confident, costly, and sometimes completely wrong! Whether you're a tech pro or a newbie, get ready for laughs, lessons, and a shoutout to Office Space vibes. Don't miss this fun ride through digital mayhem!
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Car Sales Shenanigans and Insider Secrets with Smitty Sells Cars!
Buckle up for a wild ride on The Space Tomatoes Podcast! Hosts LX and Havok dive deep into the chaotic world of car sales with YouTube sensation Smitty from "Smitty Sells Cars." From hilarious tales of cash-stuffed paper bags and breakdown disasters to pro tips on dodging dealer tricks, financing hacks, and why leasing might not be the lemon you think it is. Smitty spills the beans on everything from the infamous four-square tactic to COVID market madness, EV realities, and the sad state of modern car quality. Whether you're a gearhead or just dodging your next lemon, this episode is packed with laughs, advice, and eye-opening insights. Don't miss Smitty's shoutout to sales legend Zig Ziglar, tune in now and drive away smarter!
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Nostr Rebellion Kill Rage-Bait, Own Your Social Wouter Constant S2 EP4
Buckle up, this one's a straight-up unscripted explosion.Havok & LX drag historian/Nostr wizard Wouter Constant into the void to talk censorship-proof social media that actually gives a damn about liberty. We start semi-normal: relays as your personal treehouses, cryptographic keys so no one can Stalin-purge your account overnight, web-of-trust magic beating AI deepfakes without needing Big Brother, Blossom for unbreakable podcast links, Lightning zaps paying creators more than Spotify ever did.Then it derails HARD, dopamine-trap algorithms vs. glorious reverse-chronological sanity, why chronological feeds feel "boring" but save your soul, perpetual motion myths, 16th-century Dutch sail-wagons, building child-safe nets before governments nuke the internet, and whether your identity is just "who your gamer buddies say you are after you lose your keys."No plan. No chill. Turning serious decentralization talk into conversational gold.Tired of feeds engineered to enrage you while selling your soul? This ep is your tomato-powered escape pod.Dive in, embrace the chaos, or bail your call. nostr.com | weboftrustfoundation.com Our npub/keys (npub1dyxgmmqzjvxcmzlu92qahr7gxml4kaec64a6xzfyk0ty6rjs4v9qmn2yuy) come find us on Nostr and let's build the weirdest little community.
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From Crisis Comm Guru to Award-Winning Thriller King - John David Drops The Bystander Bombshells on The Space Tomatoes Podcast! S2.EP3
Join hosts LX and Havok for a wildly entertaining chat with debut novelist (and Page Turner Award winner!) John David! The long-time PR crisis communications pro, nonfiction business author, and corporate ghostwriter spills the beans on ditching the real world to create his own: a gripping mystery series starring TV reporter Pete LeMaster.From a routine tailgate interview that turns into a viral active-shooter nightmare (and a heroic bystander twist), to the wild ride of writing fiction after decades of nonfiction, querying agents, landing a three-book deal with Tule Publishing, and juggling edits, marketing, and Oxford comma debates; John keeps it real, funny, and full of insider wisdom.Perfect for aspiring writers, mystery lovers, or anyone who wonders what happens when a communications expert finally lets loose and invents the facts. Expect laughs, publishing war stories, and a few plot teases from The Lemaster Files Book 1: The Bystander. Don't miss this one!
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Diving Deep with Andrew Lewin - Oil Rigs, Scuba Stories, and Saving the Ocean S2.EP2
Marine biologist and conservation powerhouse Andrew Lewin, host of How to Protect the Ocean and co-host of Beyond Jaws joins LX and Havok as they splash into an epic ocean adventure. From childhood heroes like Jacques Cousteau to wild scuba stories (beavertail wetsuits, anyone?), oil rigs turned underwater centers of life, and witty takes on ditching single use plastics, picking up beach, or any trash, and why biodiversity is the ultimate life hack, above and below the water. This episode is packed with laughs, actionable eco tips, and passion for protecting our blue planet, perfect for anyone who loves the sea or just wants to make waves for future generations! Check out Andrew's work at: https://www.speakupforblue.com/podcast
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Squirrel Tubes, Chainsaws, Burger Storage, & Fur Blizzards S1-EP36
Buckle up for another gloriously unscripted ride with hosts LX and Havok on The Space Tomatoes Podcast! In this episode, the guys start with squirrels zooming through bank tubes, spiral into vacuum-powered Costco secrets, AI replacing call centers (and maybe your Wendy's drive-thru order), privacy nightmares, prime rib feasts, raclette cheese quests, and why flattening hamburger for storage is apparently a personality type. It’s equal parts hilarious tangents, sharp takes on tech bubbles and surveillance, and pure dad-energy banter. If you like podcasts that feel like eavesdropping on your funniest friends, this is your jam. New episodes drop regularly and season 2 is incoming!
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Beards, Excavators, Bananas, and Backyard Chaos
Buckle up for another hilariously unscripted ride on The Space Tomatoes Podcast! Hosts LX and Havok dive headfirst into the important stuff: why that Florida guy should grow his beard back immediately, the life-changing magic of beard oil, dogs that don’t care if you shave your face, cat hair that defies physics, and the great planned obsolescence light bulb conspiracy that’ll make you mad all over again.They also cover banana tree tragedies, mini excavators (rent or buy), the quest for the perfect giant tractor tire, homemade chicken stock that takes two days (worth it), why seed oils are basically tractor lube, and the absolute superiority of frozen yogurt that tastes like lemon meringue pie.It’s random, it’s real, it’s two guys in (accidentally) matching shirts talking about everything and nothing exactly the way podcasts should be. Grab a ribeye, hide your carrots from your former self, and join the chaos. New episodes every week!
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Blinker Fluid Fiascos, Giraffe Smackdowns, and Pet Pants??
Buckle up for another gloriously unscripted romp on The Space Tomatoes Podcast, where hosts Havok and LX turn everyday absurdities into comedy gold. This episode kicks off with a hilariously haunted Cobra car sale gone wrong, (don't worry no blinker fluid was spilled) before veering into the epic saga of LX's "big green junk" military deuce and a half truck that's equal parts beast and brake failure nightmare. From debating why hobbies like Beanie Babies and Franklin Mint plates are not investments, to unboxing storage unit horrors (empty gun cases, anyone?), military surplus stuff, and the vanishing collections of fine china, these two dissect life's weird underbelly with zero mercy.But wait, there's more! Dive into tractor battery hunts that span five stores (spoiler: it's the size of a car battery but plays hard to get), the eternal debate over whether dogs have arms or legs (pants placement crisis included), giraffes as secret MMA champs, geese as feathered mobsters, and why OEM car parts outlast everything else because China (the country, not the dishes). Wrap it up with sweet potato grilling hacks, outdoor cat supremacy, and a plea for archaeologists to settle the ancient Egyptian cat conspiracy. If you love rambling riffs on rural mishaps, pet philosophy, and why government spending makes your wallet weep, hit play and join the chaos. Who knew fixing fences could spark an existential crisis?Tune in for laughs that hit harder than a brush hog on a bad day, perfect for your commute, chores, or plotting your next auction gamble.
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Dog Limbs, Dirt Disasters, and TSA Silliness!
Join hosts LX and Havok for another episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast: where we battle veggie garden bugs, snowmen rise in the desert, and Kaos the pup scores a clean bill of health after her epic staple laden vet visitheist! From heated debates on whether dog fronts are "arms" or "legs", to viral TikTok triumphs and a hilariously horrifying "giblets Jacuzzi" gadget, these cosmic gardeners spill the soil on winter woes, vanilla vine vibes, and why kratom's got states in a twist. Buckle up for rants on Real ID, TSA fees, booster seats for teens (yes, really), because nothing says "holiday cheer" like questioning the government's grip on your granny pants. Tune in for laughs, laws, and a little leafy rebellion. What's your take on dog "arms"? Drop it in the comments!
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Caramel Catastrophes, Vole Vendettas, And Alpaca Party Shenanigans
Buckle up for a bumper crop of banter on The Space Tomatoes Podcast, where hosts LX and Havok spill the beans (not the burnt caramel) on the Alpaca Party, brisket-slicing close calls, and a karaoke massacre that left throats in ruins. From terrorizing neighborhoods with rogue ice cream trucks to Buc-ee's squeegee heists and red-light therapy glow-ups, these two talk healthy eating changes (bye-bye, carbs!), vole-proof gardening hacks, and why doctors should swap scripts for salad. It's unfiltered chaos, dad-joke detours, and zero filter on life's juicy absurdities. Hit subscribe before we sic the missiles, or the Maui-inspired Mai Tais on ya! Available on YouTube, Spotify, X, Telegram, and everywhere podcasts pod. #SpaceTomatoes #AlpacaVibes
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Frost on the Tomatoes, Elastic at the Ankles
Lx and Havok are back, half-packing for a road trip while the first hard frost creeps in like a rude Canadian ex. We rage about the death of real sweatpants (“If it doesn’t balloon out and swallow your shoes, it’s not sweatpants, it’s betrayal”), mourn the extinction of women’s pockets, worship rotary engines like the stoned genius inventions they are, swap 1970s skateboard scars, explain why 50-year mortgages are just slavery with better marketing, and confess our undying hatred for mushrooms (they squeak, they lie about tasting like chicken, they must be stopped).Also: chicken paws in soup stock, Rottweilers eating entire floors, the wife magically replacing wallets, and a solemn promise that the sweet potatoes are coming out of the ground whether they like it or not.Basically two dudes refusing to adult while the garden tries to die on us, peak Space Tomatoes energy.Grab your baggy pants, crank the volume, and come freeze your tomatoes off with us
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Skynet Scares, Monkey Escapes, and Hypersonic Puppies
Join hosts LX and Havok on The Space Tomatoes Podcast as they blast off into a wild discussion on AI's highs and lows from handy research hacks and hilarious hallucinations (moon made of cheese, anyone?) to terrifying tales of self-preserving bots, Terminator vibes, and slaughterbot swarms. They geek out on tech bubbles, thorium reactors powering the future, red light therapy zaps, and even monkey mayhem in Florida rivers. Plus, chit-chat on gardening woes, fluffy bears that aren't cuddly, and why ponies are the Chihuahuas of the horse world. It's a fun, futuristic romp that's equal parts laugh-out-loud and "oh no, the robots are coming!" perfect for your next commute, or to take the edge off daily minutia. Subscribe, hit that bell, and let's grow some ideas together!SlaughterBots Short Movie - Watch to the end, a professor offers some commentary on the movie and the technology. https://youtu.be/O-2tpwW0kmU?si=FQLTjYwMgvU_byn6https://www.neimagazine.com/news/china-refuels-thorium-reactor-without-shutdown/https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/05/01/1115957/old-new-nuclear-technology/
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Wallets, Turkeys, Trails, and MP3 Nostalgia
Join hosts LX and Havok for a hilarious, meandering adventure through life's quirky corners! From spotting goofy heritage turkeys in the yard to reliving Oregon Trail disasters (dysentery, anyone?), pioneer hardships in scorching deserts, the eternal quest for the perfect wallet, and pockets, because everyone loves pockets. Dive into nostalgia with childhood toys, music genres, and tech throwbacks like screeching modems and ancient iPods. Plus, spa facials, kitchen gripes, and why suburbs are the ultimate buzzkill. It's random, real, and ridiculously fun, perfect for your Sunday vibe or anytime escape!
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Garden Bed Grumbles, Flaky Buyers & AI Apocalypse Rants
LX and Havok are back with another unfiltered romp through rural ridiculousness on The Space Tomatoes Podcast! This week's harvest of hilarity includes roadside triumphs (free raised beds, anyone?), epic fails at assembling them without losing your sanity, and a suburban sprawl showdown that's got us plotting our next homestead escape. Hear LX's legendary Facebook Marketplace revenge tale (spoiler: garage doors make great plot twists), Havok's heart-pounding power surge saga (pro tip: call an electrician before your bulbs revolt), and a raw, real update on furry family scares that hits right in the feels. Plus, we geek out on spoiled pups chowing cucumber salads, Speedy Gonzales nostalgia, chicken bedtime routines, and a fiery takedown of AI slop flooding your feeds, because real talk is better than robot garbage every time.Whether you're dodging mosquitoes with homemade tinctures or just need a laugh amid the daily grind, join us for 90 minutes of zero-BS banter, life hacks, and that signature Space Tomatoes vibe. Got guest ideas, memes, or gripes? Hit us up at [email protected] or [email protected], or slide into our Telegram chat (t.me/spacetomatoes). Subscribe, share, and keep being weird!
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Puppy Pandemonium, Pool Shenanigans, and Plot Armor Debates
Buckle up for another episode with The Space Tomatoes Podcast hosts Havok and LX, where rural rants meet reel talk in the most unhinged way possible! This episode blasts off with Mark Twain haikus gone wrong, escalates to epic fails on remembering names (but nailing column numbers like a boss), and dives headfirst into animal anarchy, think feral cat rooftop raids, crunchy grass horse gripes, and the eternal wait for those dream German Shepherd pups (no Malinois madness here, thank goodness). From green pool woes and solar blanket hacks to the soul-crushing sins of dumping junk (or worse, kittens), we roast rigged Tyson fights, geek out over Lord of the Rings lore (spoiler: it's epic, fight us), and drop hard truths on why leasing a Hellcat is dumber than a Moby Dick book report. Plus, car nerdery peaks with $30K Bugatti oil changes and why your broke ass needs a Toyota, not a flex. Laugh, cringe, and subscribe, because who needs Netflix when you've got these two turning everyday chaos into conversational gold? New eps weekly; hit play and escape the mundane!
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Red Lights, Ripe Plums, and Rogue Apps
Buckle up for a delightfully derailed ride through the wild world of off-grid living with your fave duo, LX and Havok! From rigging up a "do-not-disturb" red light to dodge wifey walk-ins (and debating the ethics of invisible dog fences, zap or nah?), these two dive headfirst into morning walks in puffy coats, ugly-but-oh-so-tasty organic Fuji apples that laugh at pesticides, and a bumper crop of plums threatening to snap branches like overzealous piñatas.Hear Havok geek out over misting his indoor vanilla vines (because who needs beans when you've got jungle vibes?), LX's radish rapture, and why Swiss chard is spinach's beefier, better-behaved cousin. They roast everything from app-obsessed air purifiers ("Why track your filter like it's a Fitbit?") to diesel disasters in Cadillacs, synthetic oil hacks for low-mileage trucks, and the bone broth bonanza from their mega-turkey harvest (32 pounds of smoked glory stock included!).Plus, rants on subscription-saturated gaming ("You don't OWN it? Pirate away!"), WiFi stoves that demand Bluetooth breakups, and why EVs can be commuter kings but not road-trip royals. Wrap it up with dreams of pet longhorns, vole-proof sweet potato rings, and a teaser for their live stream chaos. It's unfiltered farm-fresh fun, grab your mulch and join the banter!
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Where Grills, Guitars, and Freedom Grow
Join hosts LX and Havok on The Space Tomatoes Podcast for a wild ride through life’s quirks and hard-hitting truths! From mastering the art of grilling steaks to upgrading budget guitars, dodging shady online deals, and cherishing pet antics, they cover it all with humor and heart. But it’s not just fun and games. LX and Havok dive deep into real talk about personal freedom, societal control, and standing up to the system, from digital IDs to police accountability. Tune in for laughs, rants, and eye-opening discussions that plant seeds of thought. Tune in Oct. 4th @ 5:30PM for a livestream and some random giveaways on YouTube and hopefully on X and Telegram as well, including some certificates to use for The Jones Plantation Film as give aways.
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Boom Shacka Lacka
Welcome to another episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast, where co‑hosts LX and Havok bring you unscripted, unfiltered conversations about technology, gaming, life, and everything in between. Born out of a shared love for dragons and fueled by coffee, stubbornness, and a passion for authentic connection, Space Tomatoes is equal parts tech talk, offbeat humor, and real‑life stories.From battling buggy recording platforms to swapping stories about pets, guests, and giveaways, LX and Havok invite you behind the curtain of podcasting, glitches, laughs, and all. Whether you’re here for thoughtful discussions, nerdy tangents, or just to hang out with two real human beings who love what they do, you’re in the right place.
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From Bans to BBQ - Life, Repairs, and Resilience
In this wide-ranging episode of Space Tomatoes, hosts Havok and LX serve up a hearty mix of real-life stories and thoughtful commentary. From the murky waters of social media censorship and unexpected bans to the sparks (literally) of home electrical projects, the duo shares unfiltered takes on DIY repairs, renting cars, and navigating modern life. They open up about family, off-the-grid living, and how communities weather natural disasters, while also diving into some tasty talk on barbecue techniques and why patience is the secret sauce of great cooking. Stick around for details on their upcoming live stream event with giveaways and join the conversation!
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Morning Walks to Dog Talks - A Mix of Life, Tech, and Tomatoes
Join LX and Havok on Space Tomatoes for a chat that bounces from morning routines to the wild world of selling on-line, tech gripes, and ethical dog breeding. We spill the tea on Airbnb etiquette, share home improvement hacks, and dig into the joys of composting and organic gardening. Expect laughs, relatable rants, and practical takeaways like why you should leave your rental spotless and how to dodge intrusive smart devices. Tune in, get inspired, and join us on Telegram!
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Gardens, gadgets, traffic, tech & turkeys
From planting struggles to population puzzles, meat mastery to memory lane. LX and Havok take you on a wild ride through modern life, rural roots, and cosmic curiosity. Join us for your weekly blend of real talk, random thoughts, and refreshingly grounded chaos. Whether you're into tractors or tech trends, traffic or turkey-raising, there's something here for everyone with a taste for the unexpected.
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Decluttered Minds and Martian Dreams - Space Tomatoes Gets Deep
In this episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast, LX and Havok take you through tech nostalgia, that one drawer we all have, and the moral gray zones of music copyright. From laughing over clutter chaos to unpacking the psychology of spending, they dive headfirst into some big stuff. Mars colonization, social experiments to help the homeless, and some general silliness. With sharp wit and thoughtful reflection, this episode mixes humor, humanity, and just the right amount of perspective.
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From Dirt to Data with Bonus Havok Rants
Join LX and Havok in this episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast, covering everything from lawn care and soil science to cybersecurity and the old days of workplace pranks. Ever wondered how modern farming gear stacks up against old school tools? Curious about balancing health, tech, and privacy in today’s fast paced world? This episode dives deep into the quirks of everyday life, the evolution of office culture, DIY disasters, digital safety, and even the nostalgic demise of landlines. With their signature blend of wit and curiosity, LX and Havok bring you thoughtful tangents, unexpected truths, and plenty of laughs along the way.
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Life, Liberty, and Tomatoes from Garden Beds to Governance
Join us for a thought-provoking episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast where we plant seeds of curiosity and look for insights on some of life’s big questions. From the joys of gardening and pet antics to the ethics of surveillance and the complexities of human behavior. Along the way we dive into rural living, late-night antics, the ethics of raw milk, and how research bias is shaping our understanding of health and human behavior. Serious when it matters and chaotic when it counts, this episode is full of humor, insight, and the occasional existential tomato or is it Toe-Mah-Toe.
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Dairy or Dangerous - The Raw Milk Deep Dive
In this thought-provoking episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast, hosts LX and Havok dive into one of the most controversial beverages in modern food culture: milk. From raw to pasteurized to UHT and ultra pasteurized, historical myths to scientific realities, and farm ethics to government oversight, this is more than just a dairy discussion it’s a deep churn into food freedom, public health, and who really gets to decide what’s “safe.”Expect a blend of serious investigation, healthy skepticism, and the signature humor you’ve come to love from LX and Havok as they tackle questions like: Is raw milk really dangerous, or just misunderstood? How much control should the government have over your fridge? Can we trust big agriculture—or should we turn to local farms? Whether you’re Team Raw, Team Pasteurized, A Little of Both, or just here for the cows, this episode delivers a creamy mix of facts, opinions, and open-ended questions designed to leave you thinking long after the milk moustache has gone.
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Signals from the Homefront - Milk, Mayhem, and Mic Checks
On this short episode of the Space Tomatoes Podcast, LX and Havok cover a wide range of topics. From personal milestones and celebrations to smart home security and the impact of political conversations in daily life. They dive into the ups and downs of content creation, the power of community, and unpack some insights around raw milk and fluoride in public health. The episode wraps with a behind-the-scenes look at their podcast setup and some exciting plans for the future. Thoughtful, curious, and always grounded in real talk—this is Space Tomatoes at its best.
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Tech, Meds & Processed Foods – What’s Really Fueling Us?
Jeremy from War Dragons joins Havok and LX to talk gaming loyalty, AI’s rise, and the broken systems behind our food and healthcare. From seed oils to sugar addiction, pharma profits to personal health wins, this episode is a deep (and fun) dive into what’s really fueling us.
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It's an Expensive Planet
In this wildly entertaining episode of Space Tomatoes, your favorite hosts LX (named after a Mustang, not a robot) and Havok (named after his gamer tag and his dog!) go off on tangents and throw out a bit of wisdom.From the value of video in podcasts (spoiler: the audience actually notices) to the struggles of scheduling guests, this episode is a whirlwind of stories, laughs, and practical advice. The duo dish out pro-level gardening tips (eggshells = calcium gold), tackle the joys and heartbreaks of dog ownership, and remind us that training your dog is really about training yourself.Join us for some laughs, real talk, and some interesting topics. Whether you come for the tomatoes or stay for the tail wagging tales there’s something here for everyone.
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Turkeys, Tomatoes & Tangled Wires A Wild Ride Through Life’s Garden
In this offbeat episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast, your favorite hosts LX and Havok dive headfirst into the somewhat chatic nature of real life. From battling home improvement hiccups to the delicate art of editing audio without losing their minds, the duo covers it all.Get ready for spicy gardening updates, turkey tales with unexpected twists. Along the way they explore society’s not so hidden illusions, the media’s puppet strings, and how government inefficiency should make everyone question reality… all with a hefty side of laughter and compostable wisdom.Whether you're planting tomatoes, questioning media narratives, or just trying not to burn dinner, this episode has something for every curious, conspiracy curious, turkey loving listener.Turkeys are funny, tomatoes are powerful, and editing podcasts is harder than it looks.
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Clown Dragons, Data Goblins, and the Tomatoverse
This week on The Space Tomatoes Podcast, LX and Havok bring Tyrrax dragon lover, data wrangler, and self-publishing author for a gloriously unhinged ride through the tomatoverse of gaming chaos.We dive deep into Tyrrax’s love of flappy fire-breathers, War Dragons, and the shock of seeing Clown Dragons. Need stats? Tyrrax built a site for that. Need drama? We talk cheating, monetization madness, and the existential grind of modern gaming. But wait there's more! Hacking history, the Wild West of early internet, and the alchemy of keeping communities alive in a world of paywalls and patch notes. So whether you're a tomato from space or a dragon with a spreadsheet, this one's got the stuff you crave.
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PvP PTSD & Norwegian Mayhem – A War Dragons Therapy Session
Buckle up for a wild ride through with Havok and LX on Space Tomatoes! In this episode, the dynamic duo is joined by Spawnie, a battle-hardened Norwegian gamer, to dish the juiciest dirt on Atlas and War Dragons in general. From stale PvP and castle clutter to epic team vibes and community shenanigans, they roast the game’s quirks and dream up fixes that might just super-shot the game. Expect edgy banter, nostalgic LOLs, and enough gaming tea to make your head spin faster than a glitchy spaceship!
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Dragons, Bulls & Burritos ArcAngel’s Wild Ride!
Hold onto your tortillas and dodge those fireballs—this episode of Space Tomatoes is a spicy whirlwind! Havok and LX strap in with the legendary Ark Angel from the War Dragons community to talk dragons, digital heroism, and the fine art of dodging both in-game attacks and actual bulls.Ark spills the enchiladas on his time in the Creators Faction, his epic gaming comeback, and how he juggles content creation with school and work (spoiler: sleep is optional). But that's not all—things get muy loco with tales of rodeo madness, gaming ethics, spicy food debates, and which Mexican dishes deserve the ultimate shoutout.Grab a taco, hit play, and join us for this flavorful fusion of fantasy, family, and flaming hot takes. ¡Vamos!
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Space Tomatoes & Sir Knight - Dragons, Origin Stories, Subways, and Scaffolding
Hold onto your rectangle! In this totally wild episode of the Space Tomatoes Podcast, LX460 and Mr. Havok sit down with Sir Knight, War Dragons aficionado, and urban adventurer who’s survived both virtual battles and the chaotic streets of New York City.Expect stories of alliance-building, Krav Maga (yes, really!), and urban adventures that will have you laughing, learning, and maybe even questioning your subway route! Plus, find out the hilarious, heartwarming origins of the podcast name Space Tomatoes — because why not mix gaming, diplomacy, and a sprinkle of humor? This episode has it all: community, leadership, city scaffolding, and of course the origins of the name Space Tomatoes — it’s as random as it sounds, and way more fun than you’d expect.Get ready for a whole lot of laughs, unexpected wisdom, and the kind of conversation that makes you wonder, “Wait, is this a podcast or a rollercoaster?” Either way, you're in for a good time!
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Tooth Fairy Tactics & Dragon Drama VIP Lands on Space Tomatoes!
Hold onto your helmets and floss your fangs — it’s time for another gloriously chaotic episode of Space Tomatoes! Hosts LX and Havok beam in long-time War Dragons legend VIP, and special appearance by Watson the Wonder Pup, for a ride through fire-breathing feuds, leadership life hacks, and the mysterious world of mega alliances. From bot invasions to the zen of landscape painting, ViP spills the tea (and maybe some dragonfire) on retiring, returning, and wrangling digital dragons — all while juggling a real-world career as an orthodontic dental assistant!Also featuring:Alliance gossipArtistic side questsAnimal rescue talesWar Enforcers’ wildest battlesA surprise shoutout that'll warm your cold gamer heartThis episode is hotter than a dragon's sneeze — don’t miss it!
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Of Dragons, Goats & Glorious Guild Meltdowns
Welcome to Space Tomatoes — the only podcast brave (or weird) enough to mix epic digital warfare, questionable livestock, and life in Papua New Guinea into one deliciously chaotic stew. In this episode, your intergalactic goofball guides Havok and LX sit down with the legendary SheepReaper, a gaming warlord turned goat critic, to unpack his dramatic escape from War Dragons and the irresistible siren song of team wars. They’ll dive into power ratings, T5 castle crises, forum bans that became badge-of-honor memes, and the emotional rollercoaster of leading a digital army. It’s not just pixels and power moves — SheepReaper takes us beyond the screen, sharing tales of mining madness, cultural ceremonies, travel tales, and the shocking realities of rural life in PNG. Oh, and there’s a very honest discussion about why billy goats might be the worst roommates in the galaxy. Come for the dragons, stay for the goats.
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Dragons, Bourbon, and Backyard Shenanigans
What do fire-breathing dragons, homegrown tomatoes, and a splash of Blanton’s have in common? Meet Lumber, a War Dragons veteran turned YouTube Outdoorsman who’s navigating the wild world of online gaming and country living — sometimes simultaneously. In Space Tomatoes, we go from flying through pixelated skies to fermenting muscadines and dodging rogue quail — all while sipping bourbon and sprinkling orange peels in our beer like it’s a sport. Expect stories of gaming camaraderie, rural mishaps, survival hacks, and just enough chaos to keep things spicy.Whether you're a digital dragon slayer, backyard cocktail wizard, or tomato-growing philosopher, this podcast is for you.
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From Soda to Strategy: Nyx's Quest for Health & Love of War Dragons
Grab your dragons and your healthiest beverage, because this episode of the Space Tomatoes Podcast is packed with fiery fun and fizzy revelations! Hosts Havok and Lx are joined by Nyx from the War Dragons community, who shares her epic journey from soda lover to soda liberator as she embraces healthier living (spoiler: it’s not all about kale). Alongside her quest for better health, Nyx dives deep into her rise from casual gamer to team leader in the world of War Dragons. They chat about the evolution of the game, the ups and downs of mega alliances, and the secret sauce for balancing gaming with real life. Oh, and did we mention the future of gaming might just involve holograms and 3D tech? Tune in for a conversation that’s as refreshing as a naturally sweetened drink and as spicy as a dragon’s breath!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to Space Tomatoes, the podcast where we boldly go where no logic has gone before, armed with nothing but an unhealthy amount of enthusiasm and a profound lack of focus. Here, we discuss everything and nothing, jumping from topics like quantum physics to why pineapple is (or isn’t) a pizza topping—sometimes in the same sentence. Join us as we dive deep into the void of random musings, irrelevant trivia, and obscure pop culture references that are guaranteed to make you giggle, cringe, or wonder if we’ve lost touch with reality (spoiler: we have).
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